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Criss Angel...launches portal on Internet! Magic Jam talk show!

On the heels of "kissing and making up" with Perez Hilton (the volatile twosome were at each other's throats in a nasty bitch fight for the past two years) Criss Angel debuted his spanking-new web site which focuses on all-things hokus-pokus.

Magic, dudes!

According to the sexy stud with the expert slight-of-hand, fourteen programs are in development at the novel portal.

Angel also hosts a talk-show titled "Magic Jam".

Las Vegas mainstays - such as Siegfried & Roy and Lance Barton - are slated to trot out into the hot seat in the near future to the delight of their fans!

But, I have one bone to pick with Criss.

As Columbo would say:

"Just one more thing."

Mr. Angel should consider a more original catch phrase to promote his magical spectacular (ad)venture.

"This is the future and the future is now" lacks originality - don't 'ya think - folks?

Stay posted for updates!

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Caylee Anthony...Mommy did it!

During the course of dashing around town yesterday afternoon to catch up on chores, dark storm clouds drifted in to the desert oasis, and hinted that a nasty downpour was on the way.

So, I hot-footed it back to my Hotel suite to head for shelter.

I flopped down on the comfy bed exhausted, then slipped off into a deep slumber for an hour-or-so.

Suddenly, I awoke with a start.

As I collected my thoughts, an apparition of Caylee Anthony loomed into my consciousness.

"Mommy did it," a sad little voice faintly whispered before the ghostly image faded away into the ether.

Dolly Parton...to gig @ Caesars Palace in Vegas? Hee-Haw!

A couple of weeks ago, I reported that Dolly Parton was slated to appear at the prestigious Hollywood Bowl at the end of July.

Fans were also excited to hear that the popular Country & Western star (who starred opposite Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda in the feature film "Nine to Five") was mulling over the idea of headlining in Las Vegas.

Post:  06/29/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/dolly-partonnew-cd-release-concerts.html

Good News!

Caesars Palace has been quick on-the-uptake.

At press time, a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Hotel noted that Ms. Parton may be performing at their concert hall in the near future.

"Dolly Parton's show in 2004 sold out at Caesars Palace. She'd be a welcome addition to our Entertainment Family," he beamed.

Hee-Haw!

I'm on my way out the door to snap up a snazzy pair of boots, chaps, and cowboy hat.

Brad Paisley - eat your heart out - eh?

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Casey Anthony...stupid Jury lacked intelligence to connect dots! Circumstantial evidence grounds for murder conviction!

Understandably, there was quite a bit of in-depth court-room analysis last night, spewing out over the Network airwaves (and the blogsphere) in the wake of the shocking Casey Anthony verdict (and sentencing).

At one point, one Network trotted out Juror # 3 to shed some "light" on what was on the mind of jurors, which caused 'em to render a "not guilty" finding in respect to the felony murder charges which warranted the death penalty.

The Juror should have kept her yap shut.

After all, her misguided comments established to many that the jury was - not only lazy - but lacked the intelligence to properly adjudicate the legal issues at hand.

For example, Juror # 3 asserted that there wasn't enough evidence to convict Casey Anthony for murder, child endangerment, abusive conduct, and so-forth-and-so-on.

On the contrary!

As one legal expert noted for the record, crucial "circumstantial evidence" in this instant case established questions of guilt (not doubt).

Applicable statues, in fact, dictated that Anthony should have been convicted on at least one of the felony counts 1, 2, 3, or 4.

The experienced trial lawyer was also quick to add that the jurors in question were definitely ignorant about the role the Judge is supposed to play in respect to deliberation and the proceedings in general.

In this instant case, the Jury was so stupid that they failed to recognize that there were resources at their disposal to resolve the legal dilemmas that were challenging them in the jury room behind closed doors, if they would only reach out and ask the court for assistance.

For instance, the Jurors admitted in the aftermath that there were many questions that were left unanswered.

But, astoundingly, not one of the jurors ever sought clarification - or even guidance - from the Judge (in spite of the fact he was there to be at their beck-and-call to help resolve problems of this nature).

"Their job was to connect the dots. But, they failed to do that," one critic lamented in disgust.

In retrospect, the jurors were either too lazy to make the effort, or lacked the overall intelligence to recognize their legal obligations in the matter.

Because the twelve losers didn't have the answer as to how she died, they literally threw the baby out with the bathwater!

In view of the facts, and the circumstantial evidence (the lies, the failure to report her child was missing for until thirty-one days, the duck tape) Casey Anthony should have been found guilty of at least one of the first four felony counts.

Contrary to what pundits - and lawyers are spouting off on their pulpits today - the legal system did not work.

In respect to Caylee Anthony - justice was not only not served - but blind!

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The smug look of a murderer?

Royal Tour...Prince William & Kate on tight schedule! Terrorist threats?

Although the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge toured Canada over a nine-to-ten-day period at a relatively leisurely pace, according to handlers, the schedule for the trip to California is pretty tight.

"The tour has been more like a military-operation. Everything is accounted for down to the last second," according to one Royal insider.

Another was a bit more ballsy in their assessment of what will be going down in the Golden State this weekend.

"I think the LAPD wants to justify their existence by acting as though this is the second coming of Posh and David Beckham," another mused.

The clandestine goings-on behind-the-scenes does beg the question.

Have their been terrorist threats against the young newlyweds?

Just betcha, Law Enforcement Officials are concealing something from the public!

Notwithstanding, Prince William and his pretty wife are slated to be tossed into a whirlwind of all-encompassing activities - social, charitable, even somewhat political - as they catch the tail of the a fabulous comet.

Today, the lovebirds jet into Los Angeles International Airport (LAX), where they will be greeted by Governor Jerry Brown with the British Ambassador in tow.

A reception follows in Hancock Park - an upscale enclave - where President Obama's motorcade caused quite a few headaches and a few traffic jams when he trotted into town last year.

On Saturday (July 9th) the Royals descend on Carpeteria where the Duke will participate in a Polo Match for charity at the prestigious Santa Barbara Polo and Racquet Club.

At the Belasco Theater -  Wills & Kate put in a glittering appearance at the much-anticipated - "BAFTA Brits to Watch" celebration also.

On Sunday (July 10th) Tusk USA hosts a private event in honor of the Duke and Duchess as well.

At Inner-City Arts, Prince William & Kate will pledge their support for an outreach program for children on skid-row.

Undoubtedly, the highlight of the 3-day tour kicks off on Sunday evening, when the Royals will be toasted by Hollywood luminaries and power-brokers at Sony Studios in Culver City.

If fans of the handsome Royals are quick on-their-feet, they just might land a perch in their midst, and pull off a coup (of sorts).

A photo op, of course!

Good luck, eh?

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Aria Hotel...best Strawberry Daiquiri in Vegas! Yummy Boston Cream Pie at Skybox!

I strolled in to the Mirage on the 4th of July, slipped onto a comfy stool, and proceeded to feed a handful of bills into the slot machine.

Now, I pined for a cool - thirst-quenching - refreshing cocktail!

Drats!

Unfortunately, the waitress returned from the bar at the end of the Casino to inform me that the machine that prepared the frothy base for the daiquiris was on-the-outs (broken!).

So, I strode out the front door and trotted down to the Aria Hotel at the spanking-new City Center.

Smart move!

Within minutes, the pretty cocktail waitress plopped down an exotic-looking strawberry daiquiri in front of me, decorated to-the-hilt with delicious whipped cream and a huge succulent strawberry crowning it.

Undoubtedly, the drinkie-pooh was the best I've ever slurped down in the desert oasis to date!

But, the delightful treats awaited me elsewhere, too.

At the chic little Skybox cafe on the Casino floor, I indulged myself further with a scrumptious piece of Boston Cream Pie (it's cake, actually).

The truth of the matter?

The chef whipped up a pastry that was so aesthetically-pleasing to gaze upon, that it was almost a shame to wolf it down, for starters.

Indeed, the wedge of chocolate - with the name of ARIA etched in fudge on its face - was worth framing (for posterity's sake?) after all.

For $6.00 - who could ask for more?

If you saunter in for a snack, tell 'em Julian sent 'ya, eh?

Enjoy!

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