President Barack Obama...confirms Osama Bin Laden killed in Military maneuver! Shot in head! U.S. in possession of body!

 

President Barack Obama confirmed in a hastily-thrown together press conference just moments ago at the White House that terrorist Osama Bin Laden is dead!

In a solemn deliberate tone, the President reported that the al-Qaeda leader was ambushed at a secluded high-security compound - and shot in the head - and that the U.S. Military is in possession of the body.

Army Seals participated in the JSOC stealth attack - which only lasted about forty minutes - according to top level official sources at the White House.

Apparently, as all the pomp and circumstance was unfolding on Friday (April 30th) at Prince William's highly-publicized Royal Wedding in England, the President gave an official order for special forces to surge forward and attempt to either capture or kill the terrorist leader once his hide-out was determined outside of the Pakistan Capitol.

Senior Officials report that one of Osama Bin Laden's sons was also killed in the surprise ambush.

In response to the news, revellers started gathering in front of the White House in Washington, to celebrate the news of the terrorist's death.

New Yorkers are now decedending on "Ground Zero" in the heart of the city to chant their approval!

'USA! USA! USA!"

Miracuously, no civilians were injured during the course of the shake-down in Pakistan just hours ago.

"Who ever thought there would be a celebration here," many marvelled in wonder to a swarm of frenzied media now gathering at the memorial.

In a heartfelt emotional communication to one news outlet, a U.S. Citizen who lost loved ones in the 911 terrorist attack, noted that tears of joy overwhelmed her upon hearing the news.

"It feels so strange to feel this way about a death," she confessed awkwardly, in so many words.

Meanwhile, around the country, U.S. residents are not only reacting emotionally, but spreading the "good" news!

Stay posted for updates!

http://www.thetattler.biz

NEWS UPDATE / PRESIDENT'S SPEECH TO NATION

Post: 05/01/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/president-barack-obamatext-of-white.html





Osama Bid Laden allegedly behind the 911 attack in New York!

Hillary Clinton...we don't have no stinking documents!

Candidates for the Presidential Race are putting pressure on Hillary Clinton to release documents for close scrutiny - in particular - those pertaining to her Health Task Force records.

According to Barack Obama, in an interview with Newsweek Magazine, the papers are important and should be released because they relate to,

"Issues like health care. She wants to take credit for having tried but there was a lot of big mistakes in preventing us from getting health care back in 1993...what was she involved with? Where did she participate? Where did she not participate in decision-making?"

Hillary innocently responds,

"Now, all those records, as far as I know, about what we did with Health care, those are already available."

However, Newsweek alleges that most of the papers are under lock and key.

A case in point...

Judicial Watch applied for release of the documents under the Freedom of Information Act, and determined and identified in the process, that 3,022,030 documents related to health care have yet to be forthcoming.

Obama laments that Mrs. Clinton is being "disingenuous".

When Newsweek asked Obama the difference between being disingenuous and dishonest, he retorted, "...ask Hillary Clinton".

Well, Hill?

In defense, Mrs. Clinton has stated for the record that she has no control over the documents.

At a debate, Hillary lamented that she could not move up the process by encouraging Bill to lift restrictions or seals placed on confidential communications with his wife on policy issues.

"That's not my decision to make," she said matter-of-fact.

However, Newsweek dug deep and located a document that establishes that Bill Clinton formally designated both his wife and his close adviser Bruce Lindsey as co-representatives for control of his papers in the event of his death or disability.

Ah, the plot thickens!

Why the stalling?

The longer you wait, Hill, the worse off it will be for your political health and well-being.

Years ago, when there was another Clinton scandal brewing, a box of papers disappeared into thin air. When the documents suddenly reappeared without explanation, a couple of journalists noted that,

"Hillary's fingerprints were all over the box..."

So, is there a smoking gun somewhere?