Just when you thought it was safe to skin a wild animal - and toss the luxurious pelts over your luscious bod in honor of a Red Carpet Event - WHAM!
Mother Nature's high-profile protectors (on-the-prowl everywhere) deliver up a lethal does of humble pie!
The target this week was wide-eyed beauty Lindsay Lohan.
When Ms. Lohan and a female confident glided up to the VIP Room in Paris this weekend, an anti-fur activist doused the startled starlet in flour, head-to-glamorous-toe!
I guess, Lindsay's won what you call a "Pasty Award" for supporting cruelty to animals.
Golly, Lindsay!
How do you expect to land a spot on my 10 Best-Dressed list with a misguided fashion flourish like that?
