Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Asian Art Museum...Ghosts & Golden Clouds Exhibition in San Francisco! Win free tickets!
This Thursday, the Asian Art Museum is tossing a spooky celebration, sure to send a shiver up-and-down the spine.
Without doubt - the intriguing exhibit - Ghosts and Golden Clouds - also promises to be a stimulating cultural experience as well.
Master storyteller Brenda Wong Aoki, award-winning contemporary jazz composer Mark Izu, and an ensemble of percussion, saxophone, koto, shakuhachi, and taiko drums will perform dramatic, haunting tales about restless ghosts, things that go bump in the night, and eerie reminders of the consequences of the remains of the day.
At this final MATCHA presentation of the year, guests may participate in a timely art activity (creative individuals are invited to craft a Noh Mask), take a docent tour, or marvel at a dazzling collection of exquisite Japanese screens which span over five centuries.
At the - Beyond Golden Clouds exhibit - art-lovers will also have the opportunity to win a gallery membership.
A membership opens the door to 6500 years of history across seven major regions of Asia by way of ongoing presentations in a handful of exhibition halls at the Museum , for starters, and is an exciting prize to win.
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Monday, October 25, 2010
The Taqwacores...Muslim punks! Win tickets to attend screening!
Earlier this year, I caught the screening of the "Taqwacores" at the Asian Pacific Film Festival.
There was such a buzz about the film, that the artistic director was unable to accommodate all the fillm buffs who turned out at the Director's Guild to catch it.
The visually-stunning flick sold out!
Readers at the Tattler may recall the glowing movie review it received at this site.
Post: 05/07/10
http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3458481441884861780
Now, filmgoers have a golden opportunity to win a ticket for an upcoming screening in Beverly Hills on Nov. 7th.
Ticket Contest
Mail an e-mail with your name and contact info to:
rsvpdiversity@sag.org
The vastly entertaining film is an intriguing foray into the realm of Muslim punks.
Screening Venue
Screen Actors Guild
James Cagney Screening Room
5757 Wilshire Blvd.
Beverly Hills, CA
See 'ya there!
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Sabrina...the cat! Life's longing for itself...
Cats, like women, usually pick the man.
Moreover, whenever a pet of the feline persuasion (wide-eyed, fluffy, and playful) saunters through the front door to take up residency, I’m hooked.
Occasionally, they literally drop out of trees.
For example, one fine morning I was exiting my apartment building in downtown Toronto, when a ball of fur bounced off a leafy green branch of a spreading oak and landed with a thud and a yowl at my feet.
Within seconds, the long-haired kitten was crouched up in a ball, in a state of shock.
What the?
I cautiously crept up close to the animal, and immediately spied blotches of blood on her matted fur coat.
Obviously the frightened kitty was still dazed from the impact of the fall - otherwise there may have been a fight when I scooped the adorable animal into my arms.
At this juncture, I dashed off to a phone booth, to search the yellow pages for the nearest Veterinarian.
A clinic on Davenport appeared to be the best bet, so I scrambled into my old gas guzzler, and headed off to get some professional help.
At the Vet’s, the staff was able to determine there weren’t any broken bones, just handful of abrasions that accounted for the blood splatters.
On the way home, I picked up a few cans of cat food and a box of kitty litter, in the event I was unable to locate the owner right away.
If fact, I pretty much made up my mind to adopt, if there weren’t any responses to notices I posted around the apartment complex.
I started to have my doubts the next day, though.
On every occasion that I tried to play with her (the vet confirmed the animal’s sex and approximate age) she’d cower a bit - and then - slink into the closet as quickly as possible.
Gosh, I thought to myself, having a pet that lacks the ability to be affectionate (and hides in the dark) isn’t going to be much fun (or very comforting).
Each day thereafter, I had to literally lift Sabrina up and set her down in the kitty litter box in the bathroom, to ensure her house training started up as quickly as possible in spite of the disorienting bump on the head.
Meanwhile, there weren’t any responses to the lost cat notice, I posted around the apartment complex.
But, one woman informed me that a few days earlier, she spotted a young child on the 19th or 20th floor of the building playing with a cat on the balcony.
Who knows, maybe the nasty kid tossed her over the side!
If that was the case, I would be reluctant to give up Sabrina (pretty name for a Calico with green eyes, eh?)
Meanwhile, there were a couple of developments on the kitty trail that looked encouraging.
One evening I was reclined on the bed watching TV when the cat stumbled out of the closet and made a shaky beeline for me.
I quickly scooped her up.
And. within moments, she was snuggled up to me purring!
After that, some of her unusual habits, fascinated me.
When I returned home and she heard the key turn in the lock - for instance - she'd dash over to the door to greet me like a dog would with their adored master.
And, she quickly got over traveling up North with me in a motor vehicle, much to the amazement of my friends.
Shortly after we were heading up the busy freeway, she would curl up in the back windshield to strecth out in the sun's lazy rays beating down from above.
Or, creep into my lap for a nap, as I maneuvered the vehicle in-and-out of traffic.
In contrast, when we arrrived at my small cottage property an hour or so later, she was inclined to scurry under the car and hug the front tire, as she stared wide-eyed at the unfamiliar terrain all around us in the country setting.
It wasn't long before she became accustomed to out-of-doors, though.
Within hours, Sabrina was chasing after birds and squirrels, and acting like she was the queen of the jungle.
At the crack of dawn one fine morning, I was pleasantly surprised to spy her making friends with a kitten born just a few weeks earlier on my neighbour's property next door.
Unfortunately, tragedy struck one day, though.
In addition to Sabrina, I was also the proud owner of a Husky.
As I toiled on the property each morning, I usually kept King at bay on a heavy-duty chain that gave him a wide birth to roam and play in without coming into contact with the cat.
In fact - over time - Sabrina pretty much fathomed on her own how close she could stroll by his territory without suffering any harm.
The clever feline!
One day, I was cleaning out the shed, when odd throaty growl rose up from the direction of the garden.
When I dashed outside to visually determine the source of the commotion, I was shocked to catch sight of the kitten trapped inside the jaws of the Husky, who was flailing her back and forth like a tiny rag doll.
As I scrambled towards the dog, I screamed out - "Stop" - at the top of my lungs.
King paid me no mind, so I was forced to grab his jaws, and try to pry the helpless kitten loose.
The powerful dog's grip was almost impossible to break.
After I succeeded in rescuing the kitty, I wrapped her in a towel, and jumped in my truck.
Within minutes, I was barrelling down the street in search of a telephone booth and phone directory.
By the time I happened across a stand-alone booth, it was obvious by the convulsions raging through the little pet's body that medical care was too late an option.
A few seconds later, the adorable kitten died in my hands, as I cradled her next to my warm body.
It may sound horrid, but - at this upsettiing juncture - I made the decision to bury the animal at a local cemetery.
And, though emotionally upsetting, I made a pact with myself not to disclose the death of the adorable pet to its owners.
Ultimately, I felt I was saving them from having to live with the horrific images, after-the-fact.
My heart just about broke when I heard the woman next door calling out from her porch later that morning:
"Kitty! Here, kitty kitty."
No, the animal would not be bounding up the steps in response to the call.
Did I do the right thing?
Meanwhile, gold and crimson leaves started to flutter down in the next week or so, as fall set in.
Ah, time to pack up, and shut down the property for the winter.
When I revved up the truck to head into town to carry out some chores, Sabrina hung back, much to my frustration.
So, I opted to go down to Main Street on my own, and return later to pick up Sabrina for the trek back home.
By the time I got back to the lot, light flurries were obscuring my visibility.
So, I hopped out of the vehicle, with the hope of quickly scooping up Sabrina.
Unfortunately, my beautiful cat was nowhere in sight.
Although, I searched high and low, I could not locate her in the usual places.
About an hour later, I was forced to consider the possibility that a driver happening by - spied Sabrina, thought she was lost or abandoned - and snatched her up for adoption.
No strings attached!
Needless to say, I was heartbroken for weeks afterward, when she failed to turn up in the neighborhood.
The unfortunate incident dredged up memories of my days at Rochdale College, for good reason.
When a student posted a notice in the elevator that their cat was "missing", an anonymous person scribbled an intriguing note on the flyer.
"The cat is not your cat. It is life's longing for itself." (Kahil Gibran)
Understandably, on that day, my ideas about pet ownership were transformed.
For good reason.
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Giants...the "Knot Hole" gang on top of game! Frisco in a fan frenzy!
Lincecum goes Hollywood in wake of super-star status
In the wake of sky-rocketting to hero status - and after the Giants cinched an edge-of-the-seat nail-biter against the rival Philadelphia basefull team - die-hard fans (and residents of San Franciso) are scrambling to deal with a big dilemma that looms on the horizon now.
How to snap up coveted tickets on the cheap for arguably the biggest sports event of the year at AT & T stadium on Wednesday afternoon?
On local news flashes all morning, reporters are wailing that no-frills stand-up tickets are being scooped up at $450 a pop at a minimum.
Meanwhile, mediocre seats - out in the boondocks - are being snapped up for thousands of dollars online - from scalpers in the streets - you name it.
Imagine the flourishing business revving up in Las Vegas as the much-anticipated play-off game approaches.
Some baseball fans are foregoing on hefty ticket prices for the Giant’s game, and electing to stand in line, to catch a ringside view of the diamond action from a little-known perch for free.
In an arched opening in the right field wall - known as the “Knot hole” - a posse of rag-tag fans will jockey for a position in a stand up space where the cost is zilch.
Before winning the match on the weekend, the locals - familiar with the "knot hole" - were predicting that there would be a frenzied gang of regulars - newbies, too - hot-footing it over to (what may become) the hottest non-ticketted ticket in town tomorrow.
I expect there will be a few strained necks and flared tempers as the crawl space starts brimming to capacity.
Pushy newcomers - who may have caught wind of the city's best-kept secret - may be put in their place with a quick rebuke by the regulars.
“We be here, first!”
So watch your toes - and backs - dudes!
The curious sports phenomenon didn't happen by chance, by the way.
The section of exposed playing field I am referring to - was part of an original design built "in" - to allow passers-by a golden opportunity to a catch a glimpse of the games from the street ( with the ultimate aim of getting more of the locals into the stands at premium prices).
In sum, the "peak hole" was fathomed up as a promotional tool.
To the club managers, the official name for the opening, is the viewing portal.
Sunds kinky, doesn't it?
Or, is it just my dirty mind?
By the way, knot-holes (fans who frequent the hole-in-the-wall perch) are requied to follow a few practical rules - set down and enforded by Stadium Officials - so ensure overzealous clods don't spoil the novel ball park experience for others.
Golden Knot-Hole Rules
*No drinking
*No dogs
*No folding chairs
*No cutting in line
*No hats (that block the view)
To ensure fans get an honest shot at a thrilling gander from the sidelines, a security moves along the sports enthusiasts every 3 innings.
The house employees note that it is not a problem nudging folks along, after all, the rag-tag band of Giants fans are keen on policing themselves anyhow to maintain the equilibrium.
A regular may direct a selfish knot-hole hog to the back of the line without any hard feelings.
When polled, all knot-holers universally agreed it boils down to etiquette.
In this way, each individual is summarily treated with dignity and respect.
By following the golden rules, a patient fan may find themselves standing "this-close" to star athlete Cody Ross as he is trots by actively engaged in a history-making play on the field.
From this unique vantage point, emotional fans also are able to heckle a player, when the stakes get high.
Rattling the nerves of rivals may be a surefire way to gain a much-needed edge over the unsuspecting competition.
Apparently, the Guards can be sweet-talked, too.
Bribes - free coke, mouth-watering hotdogs, and even chips - may buy the ingratiating fan another three innings because of their "thoughtfulness".
Finally, a bit of advice for the fan caught up in the heady moment.
Watch out for falling debris, eh?
Rowdy fans - with a few ales under their belt - may carelessly (or deliberately) fire cans over the sides of the stadium walls to cause a ruckus.
Also, keep a watchful eye out on street, mindful of characters out to pick a fight.
Once tourists get wind of the novel offbeat way to savor the great american past-time in a romantic no-frills way, , they'll be screeching up to the curb by the busload.
Essentially the fun-filled experience is one for the have-nots, as one Wall Street Journal reporter quipped astutely.
And, for the romantic few who don't mind roughing it, while saving a buck, too.
Play ball!
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
Berlin & Beyond Film Festival...San Francisco!
Berlin & Beyond - a highly touted film festival featuring flicks from - Germany, Austria, and Switzerland - is currently underway over the next 7 days at the Castro Street Theatre.
The annual event is presented by the Goethe-Institut San Francisco and has been serving as a gateway for the American public to experience the diversity, history and progression of the German-speaking countries in Europe.
In the last 14 years, over 500 films have been presented to over 100,000 filmgoers and enthusiasts - of the film genre - as well as inspiring hundreds of guest artists in the celebrated duration.
For the 15th Anniversary, the eclectic program is unveiling 24 captivating feature films from seasoned masters - up-and-coming innovators - and six short films from bright new talents.
The impressive roster of luminaries includes - Michael Verhoeven, Benjamin Heisenberg, Feo Aladag, Florian David Fitz, and Donna Woolfolk Cross - who will appear on stage in lively Q & A interchanges with audiences.
Featured Films
*A Lost and Found Box of Human Sensation
*Animals United 3D (Die Konferenz der Tiere)
*Autumn Gold (Herbstgold)
*Draft Dodgers (Réfractraire)
*Edgar
*Home from Home (Endstation der Sehnsüchte)
*Human Failure (Menschliches Versagen)
*In the Shadows (Im Schatten)
*It's Me, Helmut (Ich bin's, Helmut)
*Julia’s Disappearance (Giulias Verschwinden)
*Krauts, Doubts & Rock ’n‘ Roll (Fleisch ist mein Gemüse
*Lebensadr
*Lola
*Men in the City (Männerherzen)
*Pianomania
*Pope Joan (Die Päpstin)
*Rock Hudson: Dar and Handsome Stranger
*Run if You Can (Renn, wenn Du kannst
*Same, Same But Different
*Side by Side (Nebeneinander)
*Silver Girls (Frauenzimmer)
*Soul Kitchen
*The Last Giants - Oceans in Danger (Wenn das Meer stirbt
*The Last Wheel (Das letzte Rad)
*The Robber (Der Räuber)
*The Silence (Das letzte Schweigen)
*Vincent Wants to Sea (Vincent will Meer)
*Wedding Fever in Campobello (Maria, ihm schmeckt's nicht)
*The Welfare Worker (Der Fürsorger)
*When We Leave (Die Fremde)
*Will you marry us (Die Standesbeamtin)
*The Woman with the 5 Elephants (Die Frau mit den 5 Elefanten)
See 'ya there!
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Pee Wee Herman...Broadway show opens in N.Y.
Paul Rubens is expected to make a big splash on Broadway next week when a stage production featuring a character he created hits the boards at the Stephen Sondheim Theatre.
The Pee Wee Herman Show was based on Paul Ruben's alter-ego and was an award-winning children's series that ran on CBS from 1986 -1991.
Rubins also met with theatrical success with the feature film release of " Pee Wee's Big Adventure "and the sequel "Big Top Pee Wee" .
The Pee Wee Herman show is based on the popular Television show "Pee Wee’s Playhouse" of yesteryear.
Understandably, a cast of familiar characters will take the stage, in the new incaration on the stage in Tin Pan Alley.
Audiences will be cracking up over the wild shenanigans of - Mailman Mike, Cowboy Curtis, Ms. Yvonne, and Jambi - for starters.
The comic actually “tested” the material - slated for its Broadway run - in what amounted to out-of-town previews.
Before Rubins landed the backing for the New York stage show, he performed a version of his new project in Hollywood to sold out audiences.
In fact, if I recall correctly, the production was extended to accommodate the demand for tickets.
When Pee Wee appeared on Jimmy Fallon the other night, it was obvious the zany comic's timing is as impecable as ever.
Mr. Rubens is witty, insightful, and a unique talent in the final analysis.
Break a leg, Pee Wee!
Info & Tickets
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Love & Romance...is it ever to late?
It’s been a while since a potential suitor tried to put a few smooth moves on me.
So, when a cashier at a local shop started to openly make a play for me tonight, I pooh-poohed the notion of a romance.
Curiously, I confessed to an acquaintance in San Francisco just this morning, that I was relieved when animal passions - and a persistent state of horniness - dropped off in recent years.
“I used to be led around by the end of my cock,” I chuckled.
And, ‘ya know what they say.
A stiff dick has no conscience!
Fortunately, I was blessed with a constant flow of potential suitors, anxious to satisfy all my sexual urges.
In fact, everywhere I turned, potential lovers were always popping out-of-the-workwork proposing marriage.
When I first sauntered into Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, the mere suggestion of an ongoing relationship was out-of-the-question.
I was “married” to my career and content to play the field.
In retrospect?
I was obviously spoiled.
When I get nostalgic, and reflect on my love life, a couple of lovers loom large in my memory.
In one instance, it has dawned on me lately - that one relentless pursuer I was particularly fond of - would have been a great soul mate.
A corny sentiment, I know!
At a time when I fantasize about being in love again, the local clerk’s unexpected advances are encouraging.
To be called “sexy” at this juncture in my life is a sure-fire indication that I am not all washed up when it comes to “hooking up”.
Unfortunately, when you’re older and wiser, practicality factors in.
Mature individuals are inclined to do a reality check - before jumping in - and making a big splash.
Personally, I seize on all the reasons why I shouldn’t pursue a relationship, to avoid potential heart-break.
But, now and then, throwing caution to the wind is like a breath of fresh air.
Uh-huh!
I am hopeless romantic who still fantasizes about riding off into the sunset with Prince Charming.
Is it ever to late to fall head-over-heels in love?
A person can dream, can't they?
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My heart line looks a little complicated!
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