Instead of broadcasting three segments on separate issues on 60 minutes last night - as usual - the top-rated news tabloid devoted a full hour to Barack Obama.
Okay, a little of the spotlight was cast on 1st Lady elect Michelle Obama at the end of the informative investigative probe that enlightened a few I am sure, myself included.
Actually, I just about fell out of my comfy armchair when a couple of Barack's straightforward responses hit a little too close to home.
For example, when asked if the President-elect would do "dish" duty in the White House, Michelle shook her head aghast, "no".
Meanwhile, Barack was secure enough in his manhood to pipe up, without batting an eye.
"I like doing dishes," he noted for the record, as he glanced for approval from his hubby.
According to the wiry democrat, the chore was a "soothing" one.
My sentiments exactly.
As is the case with laundry, I find doing "your own" not only allows for a moment or two of quiet reflection in-between spin cycles, but ends up being "good" for the soul.
What is the down side of his sudden fame, the host pointedly asked at one salient point in the intriguing foray into his private life.
"A loss of anonymity," he cracked back without hesitation.
For instance, being in a fishbowl has cramped his humble style.
"I like to take walks."
Michelle rolled her eyes as she sat noticeably poised and prim and proper at his side.
Spotting her displeasure, he teased a little.
"Wouldn't you go for a walk with me, baby?"
"No."
Apparently, Michelle is not a walker.
I guess Barack will have to head out on foot by his lonesome as secret service tail close behind in the limo with Michelle comfortably ensconced in the plush back seat, eh?
Personally, I agree with Barack.
There's nothing like a long stroll in the park or a hike out on a rustic trail to get the cobwebs out, or facilitate a private moment or two to think one's thoughts.
In fact, many great men throughout History have been known to venture out on long walks, with more than mere health concerns foremost in their minds.
During those precious moments alone, many world leaders - for instance - have managed to conjure up a turn-of-a-phrase or an inspiring quote for an up-and-coming speech.
I expect from a couple of the comments Barack made last night, that he's quite the romantic, too.
Just betcha, he has a pet name for Michelle - like snookums - or something silly like that.
Boy, would I love to be a fly on the wall come bedtime when the Obama love birds snuggle up by a cracking fire and engage in a little nookie on a romantic candle-lit night.
