Well, we're always reading in the newspaper about some dumb thief who screwed up because of a lack of smarts!
Can't win, eh?
Maybe it's time to put the boot on the other foot!
The dumbest cops must be the two I spied on Lincoln Boulevard the other day in picturesque Santa Monica, California.
As I sauntered by their squad car, one officer on the passenger side fumbled with a set of keys trying to gain entrance to the vehicle.
On the driver's side, a second copper struggled to effect a break-in.
Was the remote left behind at Winchell's Doughnut House?
Duh!
By the way, the criminals went that 'a way!
I'll take that with sprinkles, ma'am...
