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Showing posts with label Greek Gods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Greek Gods. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Kellan Lutz...hearts flutter on Ellen! Cast in role of Poseidon!






Hearts were all aflutter on Ellen this week when Calvin Klein underwear model - Kellan Lutz - trotted out from behind the curtain.

The pulses started racing when Lutz - slated to burst out on the wide screen on June 30th in the Twilight sequel (Eclipse) - sauntered into the studio audience to get up-close-and-personal - after a brief chat on the couch with Ellen.

No bump & grind, though.

The pretty boy's physique has proven to be quite an asset of late.

Lutz's handlers just announced, for instance, that their client has been signed to take on the mantle of  "Poseidon" in a big-budget feature (War of the Gods) starring Mickey Rourke, Henry Cavill, and Freida Pinto.

Mythical or muscular role playing?

Since the project is being billed as a "new action film" it causes one to wonder!

Meanwhile, in the modern day (in a certain part of town), movie-goers can only surmise what ominous events are bound to unfold when "Nightmare on Elm Street" - starring Lutz - splashes (slashes?) across the silver screen April 30th!

Understandably, the rising star has become a triple threat of high order in Hollywood show-biz circles.

Vampire cum God slash hacker!

With a bit of box-office luck, and expert nurturing from his theatrical agent, Lutz may be able to close the door on the cheezy underwear ads in the near future.

Did I hear a sigh of disappointment?




Male erotica!


But, can he act?

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dennis Quaid...beer gut! "Smart people", say it ain't so.


"Smart People" started screening at the cheap movie house (Regency Theatre) so I sauntered in the other afternoon to take a gander at Dennis Quaid's latest offering.

In this intelligent comedy, Quaid schleps about the scenes with a noticeable slouch in his posture and a nasty beer gut up front, signaling a middle-age decline in the male Greek form.

Say it ain't so!

I wonder, did the recent father of twins pack on the pounds - like fellow method actors Leto and Bale - to lend an authentic air to his role? Or, is the paunch just a handful of artfully placed stuffin' to effect the image of an aging Lothario past his prime?

Either way, a lot of women (and men) wouldn't kick the handsome thespian out of bed for eating crackers!

Quaid had the best abs in the business - cut, rippled - crafted in marbled flesh.

Just screen "The Big Easy"; he'll take your breath away.

A lean, mean, manly machine!

In searching for a photo for this post, I was quite surprised to stumble across a full frontal nude of Dennis with a roaring hard-**.

Say it's so, Dennis!



Viagra, what's that?
 
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