Tim Lincecum...quote of day! Butt talk...



The fans weren't whistling Dixie!

At the climatic end to the Philly game the other evening, a posse of sports reporters descended on the Giants sizzling hot baseball pitcher - Tim Lincecum - for a direct quote on a phenomenon that was perplexing 'em throughout the frenzied night under a romantic canopy of stars.

"What's with all the whistling, Tim," a reporter quizzed.

Of course, he referring to the wolf whistles that continued to emanate from the bleachers Lincecum's way - on the pitcher's mound - throughout the entire game on Philly turf.

A news anchor chuckled, and threw in his own two cents worth, as the newsies waited for the celebrated ball player's response.

"They're kind-a like those 'ya hear at construction sites when a babe strolls by."

The long-haired ball-player - with the delicate porcelain features - laughed heartily as he uttered up the quote of the day.

"I guess it's because I have a pretty butt or something," he beamed tongue-in-cheek.

The reporters roared.

Just betcha, the high-profile athlete's response will be rustling up a sponsor's call from either Calvin Klein or Giorgio Armani to model a sexy pair of tightie-whities in the near future!

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Can Lincecum compete with Becks?

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Kellan Lutz...hearts flutter on Ellen! Cast in role of Poseidon!

Hearts were all aflutter on Ellen this week when Calvin Klein underwear model - Kellan Lutz - trotted out from behind the curtain.

The pulses started racing when Lutz - slated to burst out on the wide screen on June 30th in the Twilight sequel (Eclipse) - sauntered into the studio audience to get up-close-and-personal - after a brief chat on the couch with Ellen.

No bump & grind, though.

The pretty boy's physique has proven to be quite an asset of late.

Lutz's handlers just announced, for instance, that their client has been signed to take on the mantle of  "Poseidon" in a big-budget feature (War of the Gods) starring Mickey Rourke, Henry Cavill, and Freida Pinto.

Mythical or muscular role playing?

Since the project is being billed as a "new action film" it causes one to wonder!

Meanwhile, in the modern day (in a certain part of town), movie-goers can only surmise what ominous events are bound to unfold when "Nightmare on Elm Street" - starring Lutz - splashes (slashes?) across the silver screen April 30th!

Understandably, the rising star has become a triple threat of high order in Hollywood show-biz circles.

Vampire cum God slash hacker!

With a bit of box-office luck, and expert nurturing from his theatrical agent, Lutz may be able to close the door on the cheezy underwear ads in the near future.

Did I hear a sigh of disappointment?

Male erotica!

But, can he act?

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David Beckam...where are you? Get your a** back home!

Is the writing on the wall or what?

Well, it appears that the bloom is off the rose!

Has Beckham turned sour on the Golden State and the soccer team that scooped him up a couple of years ago in one of the most lucrative (and ballyhooed) sports deals in recent history?

As the hours tick away, it appears doubtful Galaxy owners will release Becks from his contract now.

In fact, end of last week, management announced to the press that their star soccer player (and King of media hype) will remain on these shores - in spite of Beckham's desire to hunker down in Italy - and despite frenzied hoopla over a recent stint with AC Milan that resurrected his career a tad.

No follow-up offer has been forthcoming from Milan, though, after Galaxy rejected their last low-ball offer.

The mid-fielder was particularly vocal this past week about jumping ship, after Italy helped spark his International career and made it possible for the thirty-something athelete to earn his 108th cap for England against Spain on Wednesday (which was a record for a non-goal-keeper).

Galaxy takes the position that they have been as gracious and courteous as possible to Becks as they could be, but insist, it is time to move on.

According to Tim Leiweke, President of the Galaxy's parent company, the ongoing drama has become a "distraction" and needs to be put to bed to satisfy sponsors, fans, and ticket-holders in the throes of purchasing season-tickets.

In the final analysis, owners are under the impression that AC Milan is just using David and Galaxy.

"We're not going to play that game anymore."

They're going to play ball, instead!

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Anderson Cooper...underwear fetish? Weekend Gay Pride special...

Spies gossip that Anderson Cooper takes a shower at the gym in a pair of tight white form-fitting spandex boxer-style shorts.

Do you suppose he has a kinky fetish for silky wet fabric against the naked flesh?


Or, is he concerned that if he goes in the buff some sly gym bunny might surreptitiously nab a 360 degree image of the shower scene and stream the video onto the Internet for prying eyes to screen?

News at 11!

To strip or not to strip, that is the question

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Barack Obama...seeks cash from Abercrombie & Fitch flesh?

There was a lot of brouhaha in the press over the past twenty-four hours over a pride of Abercrombie & Fitch models that turned up in back of Barack Obama when he chatted last night in Evansville, Indiana.

At the rally, a campaign volunteer allegedly approached the fellas to queue up behind Obama during the speech.

Pretty up the background? I wonder.

Because their T-shirts were scrawled with the A & F logo on their face, many wondered if Obama was rustling up a bid for some campaign cash from the high-profile retailer, or just lookin' to spruce up the Presidential hopefuls GQ-inspired man-about-town image.

Was it shrewd product placement or just a fluke?

Or, is the Senator going full steam ahead for the gay vote?

Fortunately, the young dudes didn't climb on stage, toss their T's, and show a little naked butt.

That stunt nearly landed Abercrombie & Fitch up on obscenity charges in another part of the Country in recent days.

Do you suppose Obama wears Calvin Klein underwear, too?

Mens Underwear...for spills in the street! Ginch Gonch, 2(X)ist, and Calvin Klein!

Well, when you were a kid, your mother drummed it into you.

"Wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll be in an auto accident in the street."

Say what?

One day recently, I witnessed a collision on Laurel Canyon, and the advice came home to roost!

I was waiting for a light to change - when a middle-aged woman thought she'd take a gamble and effect a quickie left turn - in spite of the fact a motorcyclist with the right of way was headed in her direction at top speed.

Big mistake!

Half way into the turn - the guy on the bike slammed into the side of her old caddie, soared over the roof from the impact - and landed with a thud in the middle of the bustling city street.

Ouch!

In a quick emergency effort to determine the extent of the injuries, paramedics sliced open the sides of his tight jeans at the seams.

At this point, his dingy-looking underwear, was exposed for all the by-standers to see.

Heh, Mom!

Now, I understand what you meant!

So, if you want to be fashionable when you're hanging out on the street, why not sport a pair of tightie-whities from Ginch Gonch, Calvin Klein, or 2(X)ist?

All, fit snugly.

And, they sure beat flapping in the breeze!