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Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

Jane Fonda...tired old grouch!

Jane's G spot!


When Jane Fonda (infamous for using the "c" word on morning talk shows) breezed out of a function the other evening, the over-the-hill starlet was confronted with a gaggle of fans and a swarm of paparazzi.

With her head down - and tinted shades in a snug fit on her snoz (in spite of the fact it was the twilight hour) - the Barbarella babe was inclined to sign a handful of autographs grudgingly.

But, the bad attitude of the jaded old grouch got the best of her when TV newsies (TMZ crew among 'em) fielded a few questions her tired old way.

"Who has the best work-out video," one asked enthusiastically.

Without batting an eye, the star flung out an acid retort.

"I don't care!"

Undaunted, another cub reporter asked Fonda what she thought of the Obama stimulus package.

"Stimulating," she huffed in exasperation.

Keeping you up late, Missy?

Before the seventy-something show-biz trooper stormed off (in what appeared to be a drug-induced stupor) she was quizzed about who she'd like to tread the boards with again.

Ignoring the thrust of the question, she selfishly lamented:

"I like to work!"

By the time Ms. Fonda (who was ushered into show biz on the good graces of her respected father - yeah, Jane's just another spoiled show biz kid - born with a clap board in her big mouth) stormed off, a fan or two appeared to be at-the-ready to wipe their a** with her signature.

Wouldn't you? After all, her conduct was deplorable.

They didn't call the once-perky dame "Hanoi Jane" for no good reason!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Jane Fonda...uses naughty "C" word on talk show! Potty-mouth, indeed!

Jane, an acrobat between the sheets?


What's up with all the bimbo babes, lately?

One week, Natalie Cole was dissin' Amy Winehouse.

On the heels of that juvenile tirade, Aretha was firing off press snoots alleging disrespect.

Then, Jane Fonda appeared on morning talk fests, foul-mouthed and acting un-ladylike.

Yup!

Ms. Fonda shocked middle America on the "Today" show when she spat out the "C" word in front of a startled audience at the Peacock Network.

Talk about color, dahlink!

Yeah, we want plumage; but Jane - that was a tad salty - don't you think?

During a discussion about the play - "the Vagina Monologues" - the daughter of celebrated film icon - Henry Fonda - uttered the vulgar derogatory term often used as a hateful slur to describe a woman's surly nature.

One more vile than the "b" word, that fer sure.

The degrading word, meant as the ultimate insult to a woman, is generally not even whispered - "off-air" - in polite circles.

So it begs the question. Was the "slip" of the tongue an innocent one?

Or, does Ms. Fonda just lack any class?

Even Russel Crowe has the good sense to warn an audience about potentially offensive language he intends to facilitate on occasion during an interview to spice up a story a tad.

For instance, one night on the Tonight Show, Crowe warned he'd be using a phrase a few prudes might find offensive.

With a glint in his eye, he delightfully instructed:

"if such language is not to your liking, plug your ears."

Understandably, when he spouted out the word - Mother****ers - NBC bleeped it.

Because of the way Crowe handled the moment, the audience laughed uproariously.

It boggles the mind to think that Ms. Fonda - an actress, who emotes the sacred "word" for a livin' - is so clueless.

In view of her past tales of near-bondage and kinky sex with former hubby - Director Roger Vadim - one has to wonder if this is where Hanoi Jane picked up the naughty "potty mouth"?

Or, was it hubby Ted Turner's fault - for unabashedly jaunting into the men's locker room at the sports arena one day - with Jane on his arm?

Out of the mouths of babes, eh?

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