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Showing posts with label Today Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Today Show. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

Matt Lauer...penis envy?


Matt, a suit showing off a little basket is more preferable!


Today show staff traipsed over to the Art Institute one day this past week to try their hand at sketching the human form.

One of the nude male models - strategically set into frame to avoid any "x-rated" footage popping (!) up on camera - allegedly was hung like a horse.

Lauer was asked if he felt intimidated.

"No," he quipped, as his eyes fell to the crotch area of the uninhibited young stud.

"A bit jealous, perhaps."

I expect Matt's subject was "a shower".

Or, just maybe, the young hottie was aroused by Lauer's attentive gaze at his manhood.

Some dudes are into "daddy-types", after all!




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Friday, February 15, 2008

Jane Fonda...uses naughty "C" word on talk show! Potty-mouth, indeed!

Jane, an acrobat between the sheets?


What's up with all the bimbo babes, lately?

One week, Natalie Cole was dissin' Amy Winehouse.

On the heels of that juvenile tirade, Aretha was firing off press snoots alleging disrespect.

Then, Jane Fonda appeared on morning talk fests, foul-mouthed and acting un-ladylike.

Yup!

Ms. Fonda shocked middle America on the "Today" show when she spat out the "C" word in front of a startled audience at the Peacock Network.

Talk about color, dahlink!

Yeah, we want plumage; but Jane - that was a tad salty - don't you think?

During a discussion about the play - "the Vagina Monologues" - the daughter of celebrated film icon - Henry Fonda - uttered the vulgar derogatory term often used as a hateful slur to describe a woman's surly nature.

One more vile than the "b" word, that fer sure.

The degrading word, meant as the ultimate insult to a woman, is generally not even whispered - "off-air" - in polite circles.

So it begs the question. Was the "slip" of the tongue an innocent one?

Or, does Ms. Fonda just lack any class?

Even Russel Crowe has the good sense to warn an audience about potentially offensive language he intends to facilitate on occasion during an interview to spice up a story a tad.

For instance, one night on the Tonight Show, Crowe warned he'd be using a phrase a few prudes might find offensive.

With a glint in his eye, he delightfully instructed:

"if such language is not to your liking, plug your ears."

Understandably, when he spouted out the word - Mother****ers - NBC bleeped it.

Because of the way Crowe handled the moment, the audience laughed uproariously.

It boggles the mind to think that Ms. Fonda - an actress, who emotes the sacred "word" for a livin' - is so clueless.

In view of her past tales of near-bondage and kinky sex with former hubby - Director Roger Vadim - one has to wonder if this is where Hanoi Jane picked up the naughty "potty mouth"?

Or, was it hubby Ted Turner's fault - for unabashedly jaunting into the men's locker room at the sports arena one day - with Jane on his arm?

Out of the mouths of babes, eh?

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Democrats...2 1/2 candidates, according to Today Show pundit!


When Matt Lauer asked a pundit - Tim Russert - appearing on the Today show as a guest, how the field was shaping up for both the Republicans and the Democrats after underdog Mitt Romney's big "Win Tuesday", he opined,

"The Republicans have about 3 or 4 potential candidates. And, the Democrats have about 2 1/2 or 3."

A half? - Lauer quizzically responded...

So, who was the pint-sized candidate Russert was referring to, when he "misspoke"?

John Edwards losing muscle?

 
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