Breast "reading"...siliconfidence signals false sense of security according to experts!

A couple of DJ's in Vegas day-before-yesterday were either high on the stuff that Phelps has been smokin' lately or - just maybe - were suffering from a jilted night out on-the-town - and thus - a classic case of the hang-over blues.

I've heard of phrenology (study of bumps on the scalp), palmistry (hand analysis), and even intuitive interpretations of facial characteristics.

But breast reading?

With dead earnest (is there any other kind?) the talkative duo were engaged in a lively discussion about a recent study (!) that conjured up a novel theory that the shape, size, and the bounce factor in a women's breasts (and even the extent of perkiness in the nipples) were a surefire way to ferret out a potential mate's personality traits.

"Wanna trek over to my digs and have your breasts read," may turn out to be the cleverest pick-up line to come down the pike in years, dudes!

"What about augmented t**s," one jock innocently queried his buddy on air.

"Oh, yeah! Women with breasts implants are usually career gals."

According to the quirky broadcasters, c-cup boosters tend to be wanna-bee models or actresses who either pine to sling their jugs (of beer) at Hooters or claw their way onto a sleazy casting director's couch in order to snag a role as a Swedish milk maid - let's say - in an independent film with a bit of soft porn titillation thrown in.

"Usually, they end up suffering from silaconfidence," one of the astute disc flappers divulged to the rush-hour audience without skipping-a-beat.

"Silaconfidence develops from a false sense of security."

Apparently, the lusty babes get a boost in esteem for a brief interim; but - shortly thereafter - their confidence ends up sagging much the same way their breasts do once gravity sets in.

So, ladies, dont' fall into the booby-trap!

After all, it's your personality that counts bottom-line with the dudes, right?

An unknown author said it best:

"Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love."

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What to do about a female companion who stares deeply into your eyes when you're fervently prodding forward, in a round of sizzlin' hot one-on-one sex, and it distracts focus?

A men's health expert says,

"She probably thinks you like it, that it's an intimate act of sexual bonding that turns you on."

Oh, yeah!

To combat the problem while you're thrusting away?

Indulge her!

Stare back intently for a few penetrating moments; otherwise she'll think you are hiding something - having an affair, for instance - according to sex therapists.

I mean, you know how intuitive (downright wacko) women can be about such things.

By the way, while we're on the subject of foreplay.

Apparently, the nipples are less sensitive than other areas in that region of the female anatomy.

In fact, the sexually savvy ardent Lothario is more likely to thrill the ladies with tender caresses around the top, bottom, and sides of the breasts, experts note.

Curiously, stimulation actually spurs the release of oxytocin, a hormone linked to social bonding.

So, not only will you satiate her, but the sex will be more intense because she'll feel more connected to 'ya.

For guys insecure about their virility, it's suggested the diet be super-loaded with an abundance of fruits and vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains.

And just maybe, it's time to burn off that spare tire, too.

Nutritionists say that increased body fat causes lower levels of testosterone, the hormone that normally revs up the sex life.

To alleviate the problem pronto?

Fast track some heart-pumping cardio - by stepping on a treadmill on a regular basis at the gym - or pencilling in daily sprints around the hood with the express aim of slimming down.

The exercise will increase blood flow to the throbbing penis where it matters most.

When you are running and up-to-speed, you'll finally have the gumption to say adios to your old buddy ED (erectile dysfunction).

Don't forget your rubbers!