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Showing posts with label Perfume. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Perfume. Show all posts

Monday, June 27, 2011

Justin Bieber...mobbed at perfume launch! Pop Star doesn't care how dudes smell!







Over the weekend, heartthrob Justin Bieber was mobbed at a promotional junket when he breezed in to plug a perfume now being sold under his brand name at trendy retail outlets.

The upbeat frenzied event turned chaotic, however, when a crazed onlooker attempted to get up-close-and-personal with the Pop Star from the quaint little town of Stratford on Avon in Ontario (Canada).

Subsequently, the "Bieb" was whisked away by quick-thinking security, and the par-tay was cut short to the dismay of all the screaming fans in attendance.

But, a pundit on a Network Show got it all wrong recently, when he reported on the scent kick-off slated for this past weekend.

The high-profile anchor blasted Bieber for capitalizing on his fame and allegedly selling-out.

"Who cares how a teenager smells anyway," he hissed to his viewers!

Actually, the pop charmer noted on an interview last night, that he created the perfume for his female fans (and their Mothers).

"I don't care how a guy smells," he chortled.

So, maybe those rumors about his body odor are true?

Kidding!

After all, I don't want droves of passionate die-hard fans (mostly of the female persuasion) firing off hate-mail my way!


The Grobanites are bad enough, eh?

By the way, Justin, what brand of aftershave do you splash on a the crack-of-dawn?

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Attract Hot babes...with spiked Men's Cologne!





 





Down in the dumps and crying the blues?

Maybe a hot night on the town with a luscious babe on the arm is just what 'ya need to get the juices flowing!

But - just maybe - your dance card is empty.

Now, with a smidgen of scientific knowledge under your belt, you - too - can become a babe magnet!

According to a paper published a few months ago - by biologist Dr. Winnifred Cutler - splashing a dollop or two of pheromones in your favorite cologne may conjure up a magical elixir sure to send panting bimbos (in 3 out of 4 instances) in your lonely direction!

Pheromones were first uncovered in 1959 when biologists determined they were chemical substances excreted by animals to trigger reproductive behavioral responses from recipients of the same species.

Pheromones are naturally occurring substances the fertile body excretes externally which convey airborne messages to attract others of the same species.

Pheromones are now widely recognized as mediators that promote the survival of each species.

It was only a matter of time before scientists and savvy entrepreneurs in the multi-million-dollar scent industry would hook up (in the aftermath of the discovery) and develop practical applications useful to the male animal on the prowl in the jungles of the city after-hours.

http://www.thetattler.biz/




Monday, November 30, 2009

Paris Hilton...personal appearance at Macy's! Photo op @ Glendale Galleria (Dec. 3rd)...


Blond Bimbo Babe quite the catch!




Paris Hilton - a darling celebrity favorite (famous for being famous) - will be putting in a personal appearance at the Glendale Galleria (Macy's) on Thursday, December 3rd!

Whoa nellie!

Did you catch sight of that seductive publicity still the bodacious beauty graced in one of the morning dailies?

OMG!

Is it conceivable (wrong choice of words?) that the Hilton Heiress (known to flog a pricey designer shoe or two now & then) was actually au naturel for the studio session save for a few tresses strategically-placed here and there?

Oh - what I would have given - to have been a fly on-the-wall during that titillating shoot!

The blond bimbo babe has enough allure to turn any self-respecting gay dude straight!

Home-wrecker!

And, what of those gilded scales shimmering below the waist?

Ah, gottcha!

The romantic promo is for a new perfume Paris is touting, aptly labelled, Siren.

The publicity stunt is a playful spin on the theme of mermaids - and likewise - the scintillating myths about sand and sea!

The collection (tropical foral fragrances) has three delightful components:

* Eau de Parfum Spray (1.7 oz)
* Eau de Parfum Spray (3.4 oz)
* Body Lotion (6.7 oz)

Eau dat Paris, coming up roses again!

See 'ya there!

Footnote

Did you get a chance to view my Video of Paris @ the Premiere of her documentary?
I shot the piece in Black & White, so Paris looks for all-the-world like a silver screen goddess!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4rKq_hmhlA




Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Justin Timberlake...to rustle up dollars with scents! "Play Intense" seductive Givenchy tribute to star...





Trusting that their instincts about the seductive allure of Justin Timberlake are right on, Givenchy signed the pop sensation to tout two scents under their prestigious perfumery label.

"We were looking for a man who's recognized all over the world, someone new to the world of perfumery, and with great seductive potential," noted Pamela Baxter, the President and CEO of LVMH Perfumes (who also wears a second hat as President & CEO of Christian Dior, Inc.).

More succinctly, she gushed:

"Most importantly we needed to find a man who could embody the modern elegance specific to the Givenchy brand as well as all the facets of "Play".

"Play" and "Play Intense" (foreplay & "in like Flynn"?) have all the overtones of an erotic sexual adventure - with a little bit of kink tossed in - if you ask moi.

To think I've been splashing down with a cheap cologne on a rustic woodsy end of the spectrum.

But, I was on the right smell track, though.

According to Alain Lorenzo, wood (preferably a stiff one!) is the key.

"We told the perfumers to take the Caribbean amyris wood note and make one scent, which is more polarizing (!) and one which is more accessible ("in like Flynn", told 'ya so), " he noted matter-of-fact without batting-an-eye or smirking just once.

At least Americans were spared the humiliation of being guinea pigs when the "play intense" perfume experiment revved up.

"Because the U.S. is one of our largest markets , we wanted to work out any kinks in "Play" before bringing it to the U.S."

Well, Givenchy can start with Timberlake's hair, if they're truly sincere about snatching up any potential problems by the short-and-curlies come fall when the splashy advertising campaign (shot by Tom Munro) will break into September magazines around the country.

"Play" will land in select retail outlets wrapped-to-perfection in aestheticaly-pleasing white outer-foil, while "Play Intense" will make a seductive entrance in black (symbolic of the dark side of man's nature, get it?) .

Since "Play Intense" sold twenty percent above plan in the U.K., Givenchy is expecting the much-anticipated scent to sky-rocket on these shores when it hits the shelves at retail outlets such as Macy's, Nordstrom's, Dillard's, and Sephora when autumn leaves fall.

Executives were sly when it came to predicting sales, but hinted that industry analysts in-the-know have been forecasting $15 million in sales over the counter the 1st year.

That's a lot of nose candy, eh?

Heck, I'm in the wrong business.

Tell 'ya a funny story.

I was in an elevator one day, when a classy well-heeled woman turned in my direction, and quizzed me about the cologne I was wearing.

"Obsession?" she slyly winked.

Gosh, it hit me like a lightning bolt.

I didn't spritz on anything that day before I dashed out the door for an intense (there's that word again) work-out at the gym.

"Eau de Julian," I quickly reslponded, with barely a straight face.

Heck, I could bottle my body scent, and a make a bloody fortune on eBay.

Folks, ready for some foreplay - or should we just go for the main course - straight away?

Givenchy, watch your sexy back!

 
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