Julian Ayrs...pet peeves! Paper-thin toilet tissues in restrooms!

Restaurants, bars, and other establishments that cater to the public, have found a sneaky way to save on the cost of supplying toilet paper in restroom facilities around the country.

Judging by the frustrating experiences I've endured in recent days, it's evident to me - at least - that maintenance workers have obviously been instructed to install the paper-thin rolls of bum wipe tightly into the wall-holder to ensure that a guest in their facility is only capable of rolling out one measley tissue at a time!

Cheap bastards!

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Whole Foods...security guard pee* on toilet seat & fails to flush!

Just as I was about to slip into the men's room for a tissue to blow my nose at Whole Foods at the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and Fairfax, a towering well-built Afro-American security guard dashed in ahead of me and locked the door.

Obviously, appearances are not always right on the mark.

In his spiffy well-pressed uniform, the average-looking rent-a-cop gave the impression he was a well-mannered educated individual with a modicum of class.

But, when he exited the men's room a few moments later, the image was shattered!

As I sauntered into the bathroom to take a whiz, I was aghast.

The guard not only urinated on the toilet seat, but neglected to flush as well.

Indeed!

Inside the bowl, a nasty neon-yellow shade of pi** stared back at me, and just about turned my stomach.

Eugh!

Did the lad's parents forget to potty-train or was the little stinker born in a barn?

I just betcha he didn't wash his hands, either.

As Henry Fielding once noted astutely:

"Handsome is that handsome does."

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