Christmas Gifts....ideas for that special male love interest! 24-hour Jet, anyone?

 

 

Sometimes, it's difficult to find a gift for that very special man in your life!

For starters?

The lucky soul may have everything they already desire.

 Including you, darling!

On the other hand - they may not be the kind of gauche individual to drop less-than-tactful hints like lead balloons here-there-and-everywhere about the boudoire - which is probably why you got involved romantically in the first place, eh?

A class act is hard to find in this dog-eat-dog world, after all!

If the romance just kicked off, on the other hand, chances are you're still in the throes of fathoming their tastes - eclectic, whimsical? - or otherwise.

With that in mind, here are a couple of suggestions sure to end up stuffing the Christmas stocking, come December 25th.

24-Hour Jet Service

For the exec or hob-nobbing dude sprinting around the globe spinning deals at dizzying speeds - a Jet at their disposal 24/7 - is not such a far-fetched (out-of-this-world) gift idea when 'ya think about it a second-or-two.

With the Marquis Jet Card owners have access to exclusive Netjets fractional aircraft fleets (the whole kit 'n kaboodle infrastructure too).

Why, that adds up to a twenty-five hour stint in the lofty heavens - in fact - with no long-term commitments due.

The Berkshire Hathaway company that operates the private jets boasts trained pilots - and a mode of sure-fire safe travel - that few can hold a candle to.

At Southwest, anyhow!

Info:

 http://www.marquisjet.com

E.L.T.S. Limousine Service

For the sophisticated man-about-town, who prefers to stay grounded in the bustling hub of the cityscape for the holidays, a chauffeur-driven car may be just the perk he won't soon forget around the tree on a romantic Christmas evening.

Indeed, he'll be tripping-the-light-fantastic in the back of a sleek late model luxury vehicle, toasting the likes of you by his side.

Talk about romantic!

Ulysse Nardin (timepiece)

A classy watch with a high-tech perpetual calendar that features dual time function and a self-winding movement can't be beaten when it comes to nifty stand-out gifts sure to be appreciated.


Wonderwood Eau De Parum

A scent for the discerning male that is built with woodsy constructions and top notes that call attention to the male animal and his irresistable prowess.

Ralph Lauren Shearling Jacket (with Leather Trim)

A rugged-looking wardrobe ensemble piece (bomber-style in rich brown tones) with widespread appeal across the terrain.

A fashion savvy dude - who teams it with a red plaid long-sleeved shirt, cashmere scarf, and hiking boots - is sure to rustle up a "he-man" look with dynamic sex appeal!

Happy Holidays, eh?

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The Grove...free hot chocolate & Valet Parking pass! Happy Holidays!

Both the Grove (Fairfax District) and the Americana at Brand (Glendale) are offering up holiday treats for shoppers this Yuletide season.

Until December 31st - folks who shop at either location - will receive free hot chocolate and a complimentary Valet Pass for use next holiday season.

Too bad about having to wait a whole year on the "Valet" pressie - but, it's better than a kick in the pants - eh?

I trust there will be plenty of whipped cream for the steaming hot cocoa, though!

To snap up - what Management refers to as a "Rainy Day Delight" - just zip by the Concierge Desk and collect the spoils.

If you're not a fan of sweet drinks - pop by the Grove - anyway.

The upscale retail outlets on the premises out-did themselves this year.

In fact, the dazzling array of festive decorations that abound high-and-low, will simply knock your socks off!

See 'ya there!

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Susan Boyle..."The Gift" No. 1 seller on Billboard!

Susan Boyle has alot to celebrate about this Yuletide season!

Billboard has just reported that her new album - "The Gift" - has topped their charts to soar into the No. 1 spot for the fourth time in the past few weeks (243,000 units snapped up).

To date, total sales now stand at a whopping $1.43 million smackeroos!

Undoubtedly, Boyle's fans have forgiven the English canteuse for the off-color note she sourly hit, while performing a Christmas ditty on Barbara Walter's "The View" last week.

That little glitch in her vocals reminded me of an incident with went down with legendary Judy Garland many moons ago!

Ms. Garland was standing near the edge of a stairwell upstage during a live concert when she suddenly choked - then unexpectedly fell down and went boom - as fans watched on in horror below the floodlights.

Because LA JUDY was known to imbibe a tad - and able to drink the best of 'em under the table - it was speculated (at first glance) that theWizard of Oz legend had been a bit tipsy during the performance.

However, Ms. Garland was adamant - swore up-and-down, in fact - that the nasty rumors were simply not true.

According to Judy Judy Judy - when she threw her mouth open to belt out the chorus - a fly flitted inside her mouth and took her off-guard!

Uh-huh!

No word on what caused Ms. Boyle's fall from Grace, however.

News at 11!

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Christmas gifts...burglars have their eye on garbage piled in streets for hints!

I was strolling down a busy Vegas Street on boxing day when I spied a jumble of empty boxes adorned with enticing product images of pricey toys once-packed inside - eye-catching promos for top-of-the-line wide-screen TVs, jazzy state-of-the-art designer cell phones, pricey leading edge DVD players - you name it.

Ah, Santa was generous to this family - in spite of a troubled economy in recent months - I thought to myself.

Later in the day, on the heels of a couple of burglaries in Las Vegas neighborhoods, A news anchor at a local TV outlet, issued a warning to residents about engaging in the careless practice I witnessed bright and early that morning.

After all, burglars are inclined to get hip to the obvious.

If an empty box sits in the street waiting for the garbage man to pluck it up to cart away to the city dump, the precious gifts advertised on their face, are just a hop-and-a-skip away inside the house waiting to be scooped up, too!

"It's best to break down the boxes or cut them into small sections. Then, place the cardboard pieces into plastic wrapping bags and garbage bins away from the prying eyes of thieves out on the prowl," one consumer advocate recommended.

On that note, I should also like to point out that it is also a no-no to drop off packages in the front or back seat of the car under the assumption they are "safe", while you head off for a snack with pals or to finish last-minute shopping.

For good reason.

Crafty thieves cruise parking lots for items of value waving in plain view - then, once discovered - break in without remorse and snatch up the spoils of the expensive shopping spree.

But, possessions need not be brand spanking new to prompt a theft.

A case in point.

The other evening I was heading home after a night clubbing, when I noticed a young man sporting a hooded jacket, probing the front seat of my vehicle with a flashlight.

As I hastily approached on foot, he darted off down an alley.

Curious, I ran up to my car to fathom why he was shaking down my property.

Merde!

Earlier that day, I was practising tunes on my keyboard.

After the painstaking finger exercies, I carelessly left the instrument in sight in the front seat, as I headed off for some Christmas cheer with chums.

Clearly, if I arrived a few seconds later, that young opportunist with the watchful eye would have broken in and made off with my cherished musical sidekick.

In addition to that loss, there may have been a broken lock or a damaged alarm system to repair - or worse yet - a need to replace a costly side window!

Bottom line?

It's best not to "tempt" a criminal.

Store gifts, shopping bags and items of value out of harm's way - or a least out of sight in the trunk if you don't lock your vehicle - so you won't have to deal with this kind of downer during the festive season.

By the way, Happy Holidays!