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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Grove...free hot chocolate & Valet Parking pass! Happy Holidays!







Both the Grove (Fairfax District) and the Americana at Brand (Glendale) are offering up holiday treats for shoppers this Yuletide season.

Until December 31st - folks who shop at either location - will receive free hot chocolate and a complimentary Valet Pass for use next holiday season.

Too bad about having to wait a whole year on the "Valet" pressie - but, it's better than a kick in the pants - eh?

I trust there will be plenty of whipped cream for the steaming hot cocoa, though!

To snap up - what Management refers to as a "Rainy Day Delight" - just zip by the Concierge Desk and collect the spoils.

If you're not a fan of sweet drinks - pop by the Grove - anyway.

The upscale retail outlets on the premises out-did themselves this year.

In fact, the dazzling array of festive decorations that abound high-and-low, will simply knock your socks off!

See 'ya there!

http://www.thetattler.biz/




Saturday, December 18, 2010

Natalie Cole...holds court @ Saks Fifth Avenue book signing! Beverly Hills!









In spite of inclement weather - drizzling rain in LA LA LAND - fans turned out at Saks Fifth Avenue in tony Beverly Hills this afternoon - to get a glimpse of legendary chanteuse Natalie Cole.

The madding crowds weren't disappointed!

In fact, when Ms. Cole first strolls into a room, her magnetic personality just about knocks folks dead-away, alright.

The tall, slender, graceful beauty carries herself with such grace!

Today, Nat King Cole's daughter sported glittery-silver skin-tight pants and matching shoes which caught the light and sent a million little rainbows here and there about the upscale environs of the trendy upscale retail outlet.

Her chic blouse - with design flourishes (a bow tied elegantly at the neck) - also  underscored a taste for fashion that cries out the "feminine touch".

How did Ms. Cole end up alighting at Saks to sign her new book?

"We've had a long association with Natalie," the burly Manager (who was smartly turned-out in a well-tailored black suit with tasteful matching accessories) beamed.

Ms. Cole was in her element, too.

In fact, at one point she was inclined to make a suggestion that a life-size poster be adjusted a tad, to ensure the paparazzi in tow were able to snatch up coveted publicity stills on the sly no problem.

Meanwhile, fans waited patiently in line for the opportunity to meet their heroine, and have her affix a "Joan Henry" in her signature scroll.

The best of the Yuletide season to 'ya, Natalie!

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Friday, December 17, 2010

Natalie Cole...to sign book @ Saks Fifth Avenue! Beverly Hills December 18th!







If you're out rustling up a few gifts this Yuletide season in tony Beverly Hills on Saturday December 18th, you may want to pop into Saks Fifth Avenue and catch legendary chanteuse Natalie Cole!

Ms. Cole, daughter of the late-great Nat King Cole, will be appearing at the trendy retailers in the afternoon between 1-2 p.m. to sign her new book:

"Love Brought me Back:  A Journey of Loss and Gain"

The tome may make for a great stocking stuffer, don't 'ya think?

See 'ya there!

http://www.thetattler.biz/




Wednesday, December 15, 2010

RAGE...gang of SANTAS swoop down on trendy WEHO cocktail bar!







 



If you were cruising by RAGE on Sunday afternoon at Happy Hour, the sight of a few dozen tipsy Santa's in their ubiquitious eye-catching red & white outfits (trimmed in luxurious faux fur) must have caused your head to crank around!

The celebration - known as Santacon - was tossed together by a Merry Band of revellers tongue-in-cheek out to ring in the Yuletide season - and shake up the normally-jaded neighborhood a tad - in trendy WeHo!

Mission: Accomplished!

Cheers!

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Beverly Hills...animal activists disrupt SNOW90210 Celebrations!







A horse-driven carriage carried delighted guests up-and-down tony Rodeo Drive as snowflakes cascaded down, the streets teamed with ecstatic throngs of the teaming masses out to window-shop for the upcoming festive holiday season, and retailers threw open their doors with the promise of champagne and snacks on the house in a bold-faced effort to rustle up pre-christmas sales.

The occasion?

Upscale Beverly Hills was tossing their version of a block party - SNOW90210 - which kicked off with a lot of chutzpah and celebrated fanfare.

From 6 to 9 p.m. last evening residents were invited to ring in the yuletide season in the tony environs of one of the most exclusive neighborhoods on the face of the globe.

And, they responded in droves!

"We wanted to create something truly magical and memorable for our customers, residents, and visitors alike," gushed Valentino's Kathy Goharai (co-chair of SNOW90210).


So, in keeping with the spirit of Christmas, over fifty of the local business on Rodeo Drive and Brighton Way merrily offered up a few inviting treats and surprises that made for quite a festive evening!

At Bebe, models showed off the new Kardashian line and the Winter Collection, as well-heeled guests sipped on champagne (gratis) on the sidelines.

A Jazz Trio enlivened the night outside Brooks Brothers while Bell Carolers in Victorian Costumers entertained a scant few paces inside the front doors of the upscale haberdashery.

At Christian Dior a Disc Jockey spun platters to get shoppers in a yuletide shopping mood.

The Luxe Hotel offered longshot Gourmet Coffee and a hot chocolate bar at the Rodeo patio.

Meanwhile, at Max Mara, celebrity stylist - Annie Ladino - gave fashion tips to style-conscious guests who stopped in briefly to take a boo.

Not to be outdone, Tiffany offered up Hot Cider to their coiffed clientele, as they viewed the newest line of handbags from the Tiffany Leather Collection.

But, the night was not without controversy!

Mid-evening a band of angry protestors descended on Rodeo Drive denouncing a handful of retailers who were still inclined to sell products made of animal fur, in spite of the growing trend against the use of animal skins in the fashion industry.

Signs urged shoppers to "Make Compassion the Fashion" by refusing to purchase products made from real animal fur.

One pamphlet being handed out on the street was searing in its criticism.

"Over 40 million fur-bearing animals are brutally killed each year for their skins worldwide.  Foxes, rabbits, seals, minks, racoons, chinchillas, and other animals are skinned alive or are killed via trapping, gassing, neck breaking and anal or genital electrocution."

"Animals are intelligent, sentient beings, and like us, they have the capacity to feel and experience pain. There is no reason to contribute to the suffering and death of fur-bearing animals. Purchasing or wearing fur puts blood on your hands!"

The answer was simple, they lamented, in the final analysis:

Don't buy or wear fur!

The activists noted that consumers can help stop the torture by doing the following:

Boycott

Refuse to buy items containing fur or fur trim. Purchase faux fur and cruelty-free clothing instead.

Support

Endorse and/or demand local, state, and federal anti-trapping and anti-crueltly laws. Thank and support stores that don't sell fur.

Contact


Get in touch with designers, manufacturers, stores, catalogues, and fashion magazines. Ask them to stop production, selling and/or promoting fur.

Educate


Inform others on the horrors of the fur trade. Distribute literature or plan an anti-fur event.

Protest

Organize and attend a Fur-Free Friday protest.

Info:

http://www.furfreefriday.com/


The above information was provided by Last Chance For Animals activists at the celebration last night.
And, how was your evening?




Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Americana at the Brand...Christmas Tree Lighting! Mark Ballas! Freddie Stroma! CINDERELLA performance!



 



Mark Ballas
(DWTS)







Americana at Brand will be hosting its "Christmas Tree Lighting" ceremony on November 18th with a lot of pomp and circumstance.

The annual Yuletide festivities - set in beautiful downtown Glendale - are boasting high-profile appearances by popular actor Freddie Stroma (Harry Potter series), Award-Winning Grammy Artist Peabo Bryson, and the La Canada High School Marching Band.

Guests will be treated to a dazzling dance routine by DWTS Mark Ballas!

And, celebrated Musical Director - Gerald Sternbach - will also present a special musical performance by the cast of  Cinderella (A Christmas Story).

See 'ya there!




Freddie Stroma
(Harry Potter)


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Charlie Sheen...Hollywood bad boy charged with assault, menacing & criminal mischief!



Trendy Aspen ski resort lures Hollywood A-list!



Bad Boy Sheen cuts up in ritzy enclave!




There was a time when Charlie Sheen was known as the perennial (nocturnal) bad boy around Hollywood - but he cleaned up his act, landed a hit show - and has been on the slow lane to surburbia for a decade or so now.

Subsequently, it was a bit of a shocker to catch a bulletin on the news last night which reported on  the charismatic actor's shake-down at the hands of the boys in blue on Christmas day on serious charges of second-degree assault and menacing.

Both counts are felonies.

A misdemeanor charge for criminal mischief was also tacked on.

Yeah, don't forget the cherry on top, dudes!

On the heels of a 911 call (in which a so-called  victim alleged domesic violence) Aspen Police Officers arrested the star of the hit comedy -  "Two and a Half Men" - at which point he wiled away desperate hours in the Pitkin County Jail until bail was forthcoming.

Troubles at home?

A spokesperson for Mr. Sheen urged folks not to jump to conclusions.

News at 11!


Friday, December 25, 2009

Shepherds...pay tribute to baby Jesus! Praise God...(Luke 2:15-18)






And, it came to pass as the Angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another:

"Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us."

And, they came with haste, and found Mary and Joseph and the babe lying in a manger.

And, when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning the child.

And, all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.

And, the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

Luke 2:15-18
The Holy Scriptures






Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mary...the Lord is with you! Luke 1:26-80


 

And, in the sixth month the Angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee named Nazareth.

To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph of the House of David.

And, the Virgin's name was Mary.

And, the Angel came unto her and said:

"Greetings! O favored one."

"The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women."

And, when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.

And, the Angel said unto her:

"Fear not, Mary, for thou hast found favour with God."

"And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name Jesus."

"He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest, and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David."

"And, he shall reign over the house of Jacob forever."

"And, of his kingdom, there shall be no end."

Luke 1:26-80
The Scriptures






Sunday, December 20, 2009

Walt Disney Concert Hall...Handel's Messiah Sing-a-Long! Tonight @ 7 pm...








Last week, Hanel fans rejoiced in the opportunity to attend a Christmas celebration at the Walt Disney Concert Hall - which included - participation in a Handel's Messiah sing-a-long.!

On the 250th Anniveersary of Handel's death it was a precious way to end the year.

If you missed it, you have a second shot at it.

Tonight, there will be a repeat performance @ 7 pm at the dazzling Hall which was designed by renowned architect Frank Gehry.

Although tickets may be sold out, there is a slim chance there may be last-minute rush seats at the door.

The Master Chorale production is headed up by musical director Grant Gershon.

So, if you are an adventurous music lover, you may throw caution to the wind and dash downtown and try your luck!

One of my favourite renditions of the Messiah may be heard at the following link:


Happy Holidays!





Tuesday, December 15, 2009

White House...tree trimming triggers childhood memories! Give generously at Christmas...







The day after thanksgiving the President and the 1st Lady arranged for the White House Christmas tree to be delivered to the historic home by horse-drawn carriage from a backwoods farm in Shepperdstown (West Virginia) where it once once graced the country landscape with outstretched limbs.

The Obama's were the proud recipients of a towering 18 1/2 foot fir (a staggering twelve feet wide) which was promptly hoisted into a prominent place of honor in the oval-shaped blue room on the state floor of the White House.

The traditional tree, planted in 1996, was hand-picked by the Chief Usher (Admiral Stephen Rochon).

In a festive setting - amidst a lot of camaraderie (fueled by a jug or two of eggnog and hot-buttered rum?) - White House staff gathered to decorate the majestic offering from mother nature's generous bounty.

The whole heart-warming story triggered memories of my own childhood at the yuletide season.

When I was just about four or five, for instance, I recall flying down the stairs at the crack of dawn ever-hopeful that during the night when I was deep in slumber a tree had magically been erected with the help of one of Santa's thoughtful helpers.

But, each morning, a tinge of sadness flooded over me.

No tree!

On Christmas eve, I half-expected that Santa Clause was going to pass our house by; after all, at that juncture there wasn't  any surefire sign that the joy of the Christmas season (especially a dazzling tree with all the trimmings) would ever descend on our humble home on Old Weston Road (just shy of historic Indian trail).

Had I been a bad boy?

That night, shortly after I was tucked in my bed and the lights were turned out, a few tears filled my wide sad eyes before I dropped off into dreamland.

Curiously, I slept in the next day.

In fact, while I was deep in slumber, I could hear my name being called far away in the distance somewhere.

Suddenly, I came to a start.

I bolted up in bed after I realized that one of my older brothers was shouting out my name and coaxing me to come downstairs to the living-room right away.

So, I slipped out of bed and slowly crept down the stairwell  in my superhero pajamas expecting the worst!

Suddenly, I spied a beautiful Christmas tree - decorated from top to bottom with pretty twinkling lights, candy canes, and eye-catching doo-dads - which sent out a thousand rainbows this way 'n that when they caught the light.

And, beneath the lovely tree, there were a dozen or so inviting gift-wrapped packages beckoning me!

My heart lept out of my chest as I dashed down the last stair or two and dove under the tree in search of one of the little gems with my own name on it.

Of course, in retrospect, the curious scenario which unfolded that week makes sense to me now.

When you grow up and become an adult you are often forced to face the truth.

Mother was trying to survive on a small budget - and, of course - there were many mouths to feed.

When my father (rest his soul) passed to spirit at a relatively young age - and she was forced to fend for herself and her little posse of  kids - it must have been a difficult path for a poor uneducated woman to have to journey down alone.

Like any normal loving parent - my mother wanted her children to experience the joys of christmas, too - in spite of the fact it may be a struggle to achieve.

Looking back, I realize the strain certainly took its toll.

For this reason - the tree was purchased for a song late Christmas eve - from a vendor on the verge of calling it a day before my anxious mother and older brother happened along in the freezing night air.

Ida was a good woman and it must have broken her heart to have been burdened so.

I'll always remember the last time I visited my mother (who I was separated from at the age of 7).

I was all of 18 and on my way to New York City to pursue an acting career on the stage.

Shortly after I spirited her out of the nursing home to treat her to an ale at a pub down the street (on the sly at her request) she teared up and expressed her sorrow at not being able to help me financially with my trip.

It's one of those memories that will always remain fresh in my mind and close to my heart.

Over the years, there have been many joyous Christmases and a handful of blue ones, too.

Those most fondly recalled are the ones I spent with a lover, or a best friend, even a stranger on occasion who sauntered into my life unexpectedly - and  like me - pined for some company on a holiday that is often a very sad one for those who have lost loved ones, have no family, or outlived their friends.

Each year I make it a point to give to a charity with that in mind (hopeful that an anonymous giving hand may bring a little comfort and joy into someone's life during the Yuletide season).

And, I trust that you will be moved by the invisible hand of God to do the same.

Happy Holidays, eh?





Friday, December 26, 2008

Las Vegas...day after Christmas & decorations are down! Business as usual...


When I strode out of my Hotel this morning bright and early in search of breakies to satisfy a hunger pain in my gut, I was taken aback when I spied a posse of City Workers disassembling the festive Christmas tree which lit up the downtown strip (on Fremont Street) just yesterday!

One day after the Sainted birth of Jesus Christ (Our Lord) and it's already back-to-business as usual in Las Vegas!

I expect that the tree and trimmings were just meant to appease a handful of Christians who popped into town to celebrate the Holy "day".

Now that the sacred moment has passed, time to sweep out the sentiment and get back to making the big bucks, eh?

I guess no one informed Las Vegas City Officials that it is bad luck to take down a Christmas tree before New Years Day.

As the Chinese would say:

"May you live in interesting times."

Bah Humbug!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Rite-Aid...711. 'Tis the season to be wary! Count your change...



One morning I popped into Rite Aid at their location at Long Beach and Willow to pick up a copy of the daily paper.

If the LA TIMES isn't purchased from a box on the street, retailers charge 4 cents above and beyond the regular price of fifty cents.

I handed the cashier at the counter $5.04 to make the computation simple.

Imagine my surprise when the tall lumbering fellow handed me back $3.50 - yes - my change was a buck short.

Did he miscount the change - I mean - was it an innocent mistake?

Or was the shortfall intentional?

In view of fact he neglected to give me a receipt, I was forced to consider the worst: the employee was skimming cash off the top from unsuspecting customers.

Yes, 'tis the season to take advantage of a shopper's good spirits!

There are other scams going down, too, during the festive season.

On many occasions, I've witnessed a cashier at a liquor convenience store tabulate the purchases without running them through a register and or providing a receipt.

When a shopper asked for a precise tabulation of the purchase, I noticed that when the groceries were re-added, the total generally fluctuated by various sums and always to the buyer's advantage!

Yup, unscrupulous store owners try to overcharge the customer - and claim "innocent mistake" - when caught.
In addition, there appears to be some ongoing dishonesty with regard to products without price tags affixed.

At stores I patronize regularly, I have noticed there is a tendency for part-time staff to overcharge on unmarked items.

It may seem petty to some to quibble over such matters, but personally, I don't like being ripped off.

Besides, it's the principle of the thing.

There's also some sleight of hand going down too, which recently came to my attention, as well.

For instance, in the old days a cashier would count out your change to the penny in your hand.

Today, the coins are dropped quickly into the consumer's hand, leaving it up to the individual to check for accuracy.

I guess it's human nature.

Many customers don't count the change in front of the store employee for fear of inferring they don't trust the cashier or giving off the impression they are cheap.

Bad idea!

Each time I made a point of checking my change in recent weeks, I noticed an alarming on-going trend.

When I counted the coins in my sweaty hand, I was usually short-changed anywhere from twenty-five cents to a dollar. Small change?

Not when you consider the fact that coins are palmed throughout the day to dozens of customers. It all adds up, don't you think?

Caution should be extended to public transportation, too; after all, pick-pockets have been known to take advantage of the jostling bumping crowds during the holiday season to slip into pockets unnoticed and steal wallets.

Quick crafty scoundrels are are stealthy and skilled enough to slip a watch right off an unsuspecting traveller's wrist.

Yes, 'tis the season to be wary!

Oh, by the way, Happy Holidays!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Rite Aide and 711...'tis the season to be wary; count your change!



This morning I popped into Rite Aide at their location at Long Beach Avenue and Willow to pick up a copy of the daily paper.

If the LA TIMES isn't purchased from a box on the street, retailers charge 4 cents above and beyond the regular price of fifty cents.

I handed the cashier at the counter $5.04 to make the computation simple.

Imagine my surprise when the tall, lumbering fellow, handed me back $3.50 - yes, my change was a buck short.

Did he miscount the change - I mean - was it an innocent mistake? Or was the shortfall intentional? In view of fact he neglected to give me a receipt, I was forced to consider the worst: the employee was skimming cash off the top from unsuspecting customers.

Yes, 'tis the season to take advantage of a shopper's good spirits!

There are other scams going down, too, during the festive season.

On many occasions, I've witnessed a cashier at a liquor convenience store tabulate the purchases without running them through a register and without providing a receipt. When a shopper asked for a precise tabulation and proof of purchase, I noticed that when the groceries were re-added, the total generally fluctuated by various sums - always to the buyer's advantage!

Yup, unscrupulous store owners try to overcharge the customer - and claim "innocent mistake" - when caught.

In addition, there appears to be some ongoing dishonesty with regard to products without price tags affixed. At stores I patronize regularly, I have noticed there is a tendency for part-time staff to overcharge on unmarked items.

It may seem petty to some to quibble over such matters, but personally, I don't like being ripped off; besides, its the principle of the thing.

There's also some sleight of hand going down too, which recently came to my attention, as well. For instance, in the old days, a cashier would count out your change - to the penny - in your hand. Today, the coins are dropped quickly into the consumer's hand, leaving it up to the individual to check for accuracy.

I guess it's human nature...many customers don't count the change in front of the store employee for fear of inferring they don't trust the cashier.

Bad idea!

Each time I made a point of checking my change in recent weeks, I noticed an alarming, on-going trend. When I counted the coins in my sweaty hand, I was usually short-changed anywhere from twenty-five cents to a dollar. Small change?

Not when you consider the fact that coins are palmed throughout the day to dozens of customers. It all adds up, don't you think?

Caution should also be extended to public transportation, too; after all, pick-pockets have been known to take advantage of the jostling, bumping crowds during the holiday season...to slip into pockets unnoticed and steal wallets - and, on occasion - may be stealthy enough to slip a watch right off an unsuspecting traveller's wrist.

Yes, 'tis the season to be wary!

Oh, by the way, Happy Holidays!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What would Jesus Buy?...documentary takes a smack at consumerism & greedy Wal-Mart!



The opening scenes of "What would Jesus Buy?" are hilarious.

The insightful lens of the filmmakers capture frenzied consumers in the count-down before Christmas - in a mad crush of heightened consumer hysteria - fighting their way to bargains, precious gifts silky to-the-touch, and a long suffering need to satisfy their primal urge for shopping!

From the offset, it's evident that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost on American consumers; after all, their joy is more focused on a craving and an insatiable desire to buy and receive gifts than the birth of the young saviour they're supposed to be celebrating.

Enter Reverend Billy and his gang of merry choristers - effervescent - and attired in eye-catching flowing red robes.

In a sort-of-travellin' salvation show, the motley crew head out across the Nation in a rusty old bus to storm America's malls with the ultimate aim of healing an ailing America.

What is the stirring, uplifting, and inspiring message?

"Take heed brothers and sisters! The shopacalypse is upon us! America is fat with greed and addicted to shopping. Luckily, Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping Gospel Choir are here to save our souls from overspending."

According to the producers, Reverend Billy is dead-earnest.

No, he does not beg for the impossible - to wipe out shopping altogether - but he does encourage each and every shopper to be mindful of where their hard-earned dollars are going.

Of course, the band of merry pranksters do not meet without resistance.

On one mission, they appear at "Wal-Mart" unannounced, bow down to the retail giants billboard at the entrance of the store, and ritualistically attempt to exorcise the demons out of their greedy cash-registers!

Understandably, Wal-Mart is alarmed, and threatens to have the rag-tag band of spoil sports escorted off the property in the event they don't depart forthwith.

At this juncture, one of the agendas of - "What would Jesus Buy?" - rears its ugly head.

Reverend Bill and the filmmakers are out to expose Wal-Mart and other corporations as insensitive business entities who turn the main streets of America into ghost towns.

The aggressive protestors also point a finger at the practice of non-union hires, and the tendency of conglomerates to sell "non-American made" products in their stores which have often been crafted on the backs of slave labor in foregin nations.

In another momentous incident, the "Stop Shopping Choir" seize the opportunity to take the stage at the largest mall in America so their voices may be heard above the ominous ka-ching of the cash registers.

Understandably, the alleged do-gooders are miffed when they are escorted off the property.

That is one of the problems with the "What would Jesus buy?"

I'm all for peaceable assembly, but when Reverend Billy and his band of mischievous followers show up - they usually cause an uproar, disrupt businesses, perplex shoppers, and oftentimes alarm a gaggle of families out for a relaxing day at the mall.

Yes, one has the right to free speech and access to public space; but, it's a two-way street.

While the protestors are entitled to peaceably object to a retailer's business practices, likewise, the sellers have a reasonable expectation that they be allowed to engage in their free enterprise without harassment.

Notwithstanding this glaring problem with the documentary - produced by Morgan Spurlock - the filmmakers have failed to do their homework, as well.

Spurlock's team goes to great lengths to accuse, point fingers, and make nasty accusations about the companies in question.

But, no hard-core evidence has been presented on screen to support their wild allegations.

Moreover, I would have to cry foul, because the "other side" - Disney, Wal-mart, Starbucks - were never given the chance to offer up a defense on-camera, issue a public statement, or even account for their actions.

Is that what America is all about?

In addition, this film goes off on various tangents, to its detriment.

One moment Spurlock takes aim at Wal-Mart for its alleged gargantuan stranglehold on the retail business.

In the next, there is a half-a**ed expose on the evils of slave labor.

Essentially, Spurlock has thrown out a handful of stale ideas - without much background to support any of 'em - then, expects the audience to rely on news reports they may have encountered in the media - to fill in the blanks.

The man-of-the-cloth's methods are questionable, too.

For example, his gang secretly gained entrance to Disneyland on the sly under false pretenses; once inside, the cranks slipped on their Chorister garb and proceeded to cause quite a ruckus on Disneyland's sugar-coated "Main Street".

Did the selfish band of desperados ever stop and pause to consider how the disturbance might impact the young children and families present, just out for a well-deserved - but costly day - at the theme park?

Don't get me wrong - "What would Jesus Buy?" - is a funny doc and makes a powerful statement about the excesses of Christmas.

But, there is so much lacking.

"What would Jesus buy?" is sort-of a plum pudding without any filling.

Spurlock's lament about controversial views on the use of "public space" were well-taken, though.

You see, Reverend Billy has been arrested for a couple of riots he allegedly caused out-in-the-open.

At press time, he was gearing up for an appearance in a New York Court, to defend himself on charges of harrassing city-dwellers.

While I am not familiar with the particular incident, Reverend Billy contends that the arrest took place at Speakers's Corner at Union Square.

If that's the case, and his conduct was not as objectionable as the incidents on-camera in the film, I wholeheartedly support him in the cause.

The incident raises an important legal issue:

What kind of restrictions on free speech may the government impose on public sidewalks and in City parks?

The three categories of public spaces I am referring to have been identified by the Court in the past as (1) the traditional public forum; (2) the designated public forum (which might be either “limited” or "unlimited"); and (3) the non-public forum.

In the past, the Court has ruled that:

"Streets and parks have been held in trust for the use of the public and have been used for the purposes of assembly, communicating thoughts between citizens, and discussing public issues. Such use has, from ancient times, been part of the privileges, immunities, and liberties of citizens."

I'm all for the right to free speech and believe that all Americans (and Citizens of the World in general) should vigorously defend it when threatened.

In the final analysis, "Would Jesus shop at Wal-mart?"

Probably not.

But, in all truth, it's doubtful he'd spring for a ticket for the film either because there is not a lot that is Christian about it.

"Jesus" is fun flawed filmmaking - brimming with good visuals, sight gags, and mindless entertainment - but leaves a bad aftertaste in the mouth.

Good luck with the screenings, Spurlock!

 
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