38th Annual Daytime Emmys...Ho Hum telecast! Bold & Beautiful Best Soap! Ellen gets talk-show nod!

 

Fans of daytime TV coughed up $525.00 a ticket to mix-and-mingle with celebrated guests, B-list actors beamed on the red carpet, and Network Brass nervously stood on the sidelines waiting for the winners to be announced.

Although the 38th Annual Emmy Awards Show was tossed in an exotic locale in the desert oasis at the tony Hilton Hotel, they didn't really take advantage of it.

In sum, the broadcast was pretty pedestrian with few jolts or surprises.

No wonder!

After all, the daytime bill-of-fare on the old boob tube - endless talk, soap operas, and a multitude of mindless game shows - represent the "industry" side of the business.

A posse of workers routinley rise at the crack-of-dawn., head to the studio around six or seven as the sun is rising in the east, then - turn-out a few taped shows like clock-work - before they head home for dinner during the family hour.

Notwithstanding, a current transformation in the entertainment business has resulted in the cancellation of a handful of shows (long-running once-popular soaps, Oprah Winfrey, you name it), which has forced the suits to re-evaluate the tastes (and habits) of the American viewing audience.

Ronn Moss (an actor who plays "Ridge" on the Bold & Beautiful) theorized that one day the sizzling daytime pot-boilers (with plot lines that move along at a snail's pace) will be broadcast on the Internet.

Something tells me that sophisticated web-surfers (who populate the blogosphere) may not be interested in the fluff that the major networks are inclined to offer up though.

By the way, the "Bold & Beautiful" got the nod for the "Best Soap".

Grrrrr!

Years ago, when the serial first started up, I appeared on the show in a cameo role.

Of all the soaps I ever worked on (General Hospital, Young & Restless, Days of Our Lives) the cast of B &

Mr. Moss had a big ego (and acted like he owned the show) while Susan Flannery had the tendency to throw her weight around which was (and still is!) considerable.

By the way, the industry was inclined to sing the praises of Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek (two game-show hosts who have survived the axe over the years) and honor both with Lifetime Achievement Awards.

Deserving!

Of course, there was a loving tribute to Big "O" (Oprah Winfrey) on the heels of her departure from daytime Network TV.

In fact, the organizers of the event conjured up a spanking-new award-category to specially honor her.

The presenters gushed - so much so - that it ended up being way over-the-top.

Gladys Knight's parting song to Oprah was a disaster, too.

I didn't think it was possible for the legendary DIVA to bomb, but she did last night.

On occasion, Knight warbled off-key, gasped for breath, and strained to hit the high notes (which she missed more-often-than-not).

In contrast, Celine Dion sang one of Oprah's favorite hits beautifully.

At one point, when Susan Lucci sauntered up onto the stage, the host was inclined to take pokes at her character Erika Kane.

"You know, Erika was actually married eleven times, not eight," he joked.

"In fact, she played both sides of the fence," he quipped - at which point - a clip of Erika Kane marching down the aisle with Ellen DeGeneres sprang to life on the screen.

The audience roared.

By the way, the Ellen DeGeneres show won in the best talk show category this year.

Congrats, Ellen!

Unfortunately, Wayne Brady (a game-show host locally) failed to make the grade in his capacity as Master of Ceremonies.

Well, I'll put it this way.

Brady is no Neil Patrick Harris!

'Til next year!

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Posse of Soap Hunks attended Emmy Awards in glitzy Vegas!




 

The Hoff...David Hasselhoff's reality shake-up!

In the first episode of David Hasselhoff's reality TV show, the troubled actor underscored that life was not a bed of roses at 57 years of age.

In a playful moment of truth, he also admitted that he was broke and starting over.

"I spent my money on personal things," he shrugged.

Hence, the reason for launching the reality-show - a potential cash cow - expected to calm the troubled waters.

In some respects, reality shows of this ilk (that toss the glare of the spotlight on the innermost thoughts, hopes and demons of a fading Lothario) are a last gasp effort to regain a foothold (but ultimately end up being a form of prostitution at its worst level).

In sum, the scenario is not unlike one where the desperate sell their soul to the devil (or the highest bidder).

Notwithstanding, Hasselhoff swears he'll never become the German "Elvis".

That, in spite of the fact the former soap hunk (Y & R) still has a loyal following in Europe.

In fact, he's a timeless sex symbol over there, in spite of humiliating Hoff sightings on YouTube in recent months that have been demoralizing and none-too-flattering.

Sadly, Hoff's kids have been dragged on-board to his discredit.

In sum, they are the spoiled offspring of the petty bourgeoise.

Once the amusing odd-ball bill-of-fare cranks up, it's obvious that Mr. Hasselhoff is in hot water because of a lack of priorities (common sense and intelligence, too).

For example, he cries the blues about his financial dilemma, one moment - then, without batting-an-eye - fails to put his foot down when a charlatan arrives at the house to use her "psychic" gifts to analyze the family dog for big bucks.

Hoff and his kiddies are the ones who need their heads examined, if you really want to get real about it.

Worse than that?

During the course of the show - when Hasselhoff is inclined to philosophize now-and-then about life and its potential downfalls, it's paintfully obvious that "The Hoff" is simply a case of the blind leading the bland.

In sum, "Hoff" is an overblown piece of self-indulgent fluff.

No wonder terrorists want to snuff out North American culture!

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Dancing with the Stars...Tiler Peck wows! Kate counts blessings! Soap hunk gets axe!

Back to suds, Aiden!

There was a lot of drama this evening on the ABC Network's hit show "Dancing with the Stars".

While viewers at home chewed their nails on the edge of their seats - as they wondered if Kate would make the cut and return triumphantly next week - the determined reality-show Mom was distracted (teary-eyed one moment) about a custody battle she was now facing in her personal life.

Whew!

The gal - who cleans up good - breezed through cliff-hanging moments at the close of the show.

Wisely, the producers interspersed the proceedings tonight, with a couple of live performances which were top-notch.

Seasoned pro - Shaday, for instance - wowed audiences with two sets that were soothing to the senses.

While her stage persona (wardrobe choices & oversized "bun") left a lot  be desired, fans were undoubtedly inclined to overlook her ho-hum stage presence, and tap their feet to the catchy beat of the engaging tunes.

In fact, back-up dancers (who performed out front on the roomy stage) rustled up a routine or two that were thoroughly entertaining.

Their appealing threads - jeans, colorful t-shirts, and caps - are sure to spark a street trend.

Probably the highlight of the night was a dramatic performance by Tiler Peck - a dancer - with the New York City Ballet.

The dramatic piece - choreographed by Travis Wall - was part of the respected Macy's "Stars of Dance" series.

The staging for - "Nuttin But Stringz" - was nothing short of dynamic.

The thrilling highly-stylized dance routine was impeccably in step.

In fact, the tricky moves signalled an innovative trend in dance.

A troupe of young dancers starting out in their illustrious careers - also offered up their own particular brand of ballroom dancing in another segment - that was fresh, professional, and traditional in many respects.

In a nostalgic moment, the in-house dance instructors took a stroll down memory lane.

For the most part, the hoofers glided onto stages around the world when they were just toddlers.

A myriad of aged snapshots - capturing the aspiring two-steppers in early performances, tugged at the hearstrings.

Anna started at age 6, and followed after her mother, who was a role model.

Chelsie cried before each lesson when she was a kid. Hated it!

Tony was frustrated by the fact he was always playing a mushroom or tree.

At one point, Tom Bergeron spied a couple of the outfits one dancer was forced to wear in those early stages of his budding career, and was inclined to crack a joke.

"Gosh, I'm surprised Maks didn't have to go through therapy after being forced to wear those costumes."

The dancers recalled that it was a nasty experience coming up through the ranks.

"There was a lot of pushing and shoving among the contestants - nail scratching - too," one instructor laughingly remembered.

"It's not like here where you have one couple on stage. Twenty couples were packed in and bitterly elbowing for position."

In a preivew of what is to come next week, audiences were treated to movie clips featuring the "Dancing with the Stars" talent pool.

One segment next Monday will be a scary horror genre piece.

Preview shots revealed the footage primarily focuses on macabre fright-night bill-of-fare straight out of the howling B-movie classic selections oft screened at revival houses at the stroke of midnight at the witching hour.

In another spoof, a studly dancer assumes the fictional character of "Glambo"

Can't wait!  Should be a hoot!

Neicy and Evan will be "starring" in a black & white tribute to classic films in the romance genre.

Cleverly, it's been titled: ChaChablanca.

Brooke - who I singled out as shabbily-dressed Monday night - made a star turn tonight.

This evening the hostess was dazzling in a blood-red body-fitting gown, swept up "do", and a smattering of diamonds at the neckline which caught the light and threw zillions of eye-catching rainbows here and there.

For some inexplicable reason, Tom Bergeron's jacket sleeves were all wrinkled, though.

If the stylish suit was fashioned in linen, that may be the reason why, since that fabric is so susceptible to crinkling and soiling.

Len stood out as a fashion plate, too, in a smart-looking suit, pastel-colored tasteful tie, and pocket pouffe.

As the elimination round started to inch forward, Jake noted he was saddened by the whole process.

"I've been so close to everyone that my heart goes out to anyone who may be cut."

Kate was upbeat and ecstatic.

"For the first time I was totally relaxed and had a lot of fun."

Chad, one of the most confident dudes on "Dancing" - down-to-earth and able to poke fun of himself - described himself as a work-in-progress.

Now, that's a true artist, speaking up!

Finally, the moment arrived, and everyone collectively held their breath.

Drum roll, please!

Kate escaped the axe, but Aiden got the old heave-ho.

At this juncture, fans in the audience jumped to their feet, and expressed their wild appreciation.

Tom Bergeron was so swept up in the emotion of the moment, he was inclined to poignantly note for the record, that Aiden was the first contestant to exit in the fourth round to every garner such a generous heartfelt send off.

Then, he noted that Aiden would be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel later tonight.

Ooops!

Watch out, Aiden!

In a promo earlier in the day, the perky talk show host made a quip about gonging loser contestants or feeding them to hungry crocodiles back stage.

Go in the front door, please!

And, exit quickly.

Fans (myself included) still intend to tune in on romantic afternoons to catch you on the soaps.

Skimpy attire appeals!

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The KMc and JT Chat Forum...soap talk! Sudsy! Scintillating! Surreal!

When you least expect it, doors open into new dimensions.

Especially on the Internet!

Yesterday, I posted a report on the "A.I.D.S. Walk" here in Los Angeles, and casually made mention of the fact Kimberly McCullough and Jason Thompson (two stars on General Hospital) appeared at the opening ceremonies much to the delight of the 30,000 strong in attendance to raise funds for the A.I.D.S. cause.

Shortly after the post, my blog stats zoomed right up into the blogosphere.

So, I clicked on the stats link to check out what was revving up my site.

I spied a referral link to:

http://z4.invisionfree.com/KMc_and_JT_chat/index.php?showtopic=42&st=1700

Ah, so that was it.

My post noted that sexy Kimberly and oh-so-studly Jason were at the opening ceremonies to discuss their characters on General Hospital - and report in to APLA - that they raised $73,000 for the cause.


Kimberly plays a character on the popular daytime soap who is inflicted with A.I.D.S. - and in a bold plot twist for a daily serial - has become romantically involved with Jason's character who is HIV Negative.

Perplexing dilemma!

The site is where fans of Jason Thompson and Kimberly McCullough offer up juicy tidbits on their fave daytime soap stars.

I LOL (laughed out loud, newbies) at a handful of the zesty comments at the site!

One comment about Jason's wardrobe, for instance, was a laugh riot.

"My god I hate his sunglasses. Did he buy them at WalMart?"

Yeah, it's those goofy rims, that are the tip off.

But, the fan was quick to note that Jason looked FABULOUS in blue!

Here's the part I howled over:

"He looks like he styled his hair to have that messy look, is that in or is it just messy? Hot either way The man is just a whole plate of yum."

Yup.

Just want to - um - eat 'em up!

The next fan was a real expert on shades, for some inexplicable reason.

"I hate the shades too. The best shades on him were the ones he wore at FITS SD in 2006 (?). Those fit his face just right. They didn't sit high on his nose like these appear to. I hate when he wears these kinds of shades. I like the close to the face ones for him. I hate the ones that have the shiney frames. Just keep it simple JT. Those shades on Kimberly, I don't like either, but those appear to be the ones she had resting on her head at FCW at the Scrubs event this year. They were the red ones, right? She wasn't seen wearing them at the event, but I recognized the sides of them."

You know what they say, it's all in the details!

I also loved the humor and the creative visuals tossed into the mix.

"You guys are quick Thank you for posting. 73 thousand dollars was raised? Wow!!! Great job everyone "

Then, as I scrolled down out-of-left field a real zinger hit my funny - um - bone.

"I like their sunglasses. "

You can come out from under the chair now.

Opinions are graciously accepted, 'ya know?

"It's funny because I think both Kimberly and Jason have a great sense of style. They aren't main stream, but they both have a unique and comfortable yet edgy fashion sense."

"I'm impressed with what they wear 90% of the time."

In view of all that was unfolding at the KMc and JT Chat Forum, I expect that if I were Jason or Kimberly, I'd really pay attention to what I casually tossed on in the morning.

Whether they know it or not, they're sending shock waves around the planet, at whim!

Whew!

I am exhausted keepin' up.

Will keep ya posted on all the goings-on.

There will be a shades alert in the future, fer sure!