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Showing posts with label Dick Cheney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dick Cheney. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

Vice President Cheney..."Dick" in wringer over "greenhouse gas" data manipulation! Executive Privilege? Coward's way out!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall...


A probe to determine if the Bush Administration plotted to alter sworn Congressional testimony by a Federal Official in order to play down the threat of Global Warming has led to the door of Vice President Dick Cheney.

Now, on the heels of the accusatory finger-pointing, George Bush's sidekick in the Oval Office is taking the coward's way out and asserting Executive Privilege to avoid recrimination.

The scandal first found footing several months ago when the news magazine show - 60 Minutes - conducted an investigation into allegations by reputable scientists that the Bush Administration was suppressing crucial facts about greenhouse gases and their negative impact on the environment.

President Bush is opposed to mandatory limits on greenhouse gas emissions from power plants, oil refineries, and other polluters on the grounds that such steps would drive up energy costs and hurt the economy.

During on-camera interviews at CBS Studios, a handful of environmental specialists noted that initially the Government forbade them from releasing any of their reports to the media.

The strict ultimatum was later abandoned in favor of a Government policy that stipulated that officials in Washington review all findings before they be released and made public.

After the new mandate was imposed, Scientists were later startled to uncover evidence that indicated Officials on the "Hill" not only manipulated data to minimize the impact of the findings - but, in some cases - edited out information in a deceitful effort to mislead the public about the seriousness of the alarming problem.

Then - a nasty tussle with Governor Schwarzenegger over a request for an EPA waiver - signaled something was definitely amiss in the corridors of power that went far beyond simple concerns about rising energy costs.

Although the Governor met all the criteria for the granting of a "waiver" he sought to impose stricter greenhouse gas regulations in the State of California, the request was summarily denied by the EPA on dubious grounds.

On the heels of the denial of the waiver, the office of the State Attorney General proceeded to file suit against the Government alleging wrongdoing. In addition, a Committee headed up by Senator Boxer began interrogating key witnesses to determine the facts.

At this juncture, shadowy figures behind-the-scenes in Washington, sought to hush up the truth.

For instance, when former EPA Administrator Johnson was asked to appear before Boxer, he noted for the record that he intended to relay to the committee that "greenhouse gas emissions" harm the environment.

In a follow-up letter to Boxer, Johnson confessed that an official in the office of the Vice President later called to ask him to change his proposed testimony. In spite of the arm-twisting from Washington officials, Johnson appeared as planned, and offered up the damning testimony in spite of their protests.

In addition, six pages of of testimony by Dr. Julie L. Gerberding (the Director for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention) were deleted in an underhanded effort to suppress the facts.

In recent days, an official has sworn that Cheney's office took that wrongful action to prevent Gerberdin's testimony about the dire health risks of climate change from seeing the light of day.

But the mind-boggling interference did not end there.

Jason K. Burnett (a former EPA Official) noted that last December he sent the White House an e-mail which underscored the importance of a Supreme Court ruling that related to greenhouse gas emission risks. After the communication was received, Burnett was summarily asked to testify that the missive was sent in error.

Brunett refused to comply with the request on the grounds that it was a bald-faced lie.

Undoubtedly, the stepped-up attempts by Washington Officials to interfere with the information-gathering by Boxer and others, is a scurrilous effort on the part of the Bush Administration to prevent a reversal of the Federal ruling denying California and other states permission to impose stricter emissions standards than the Federal Government allows.

Notwithstanding, efforts by Congressional Democrats to obtain documents pertaining to White House memos and other communications have been thwarted by Cheney's curious claim of "Executive Privilege".

Ah, there must be a smoking gun somewhere!

In sum, Boxer believes that history will judge George Bush and crony Cheney harshly.

"They're recklessly covering up a real threat to the American people they're supposed to be protect."

Yeah, their looking out for their own sorry political a**es!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

John McCain...blogger attacks reveal scrapper tendencies. Red-neck blues over Obama win.






Well, old soldier-boy with the machine-gun mentality, sure fired off a mouthful of slugs helter-skelter this week.

Allegedly pi**ed over a raft of biting barbs flung his way from bloggers and pundits alike, the old war horse dusted off the artillery and took a few pot shots at a whole posse of 'em.

A few zingers about his bad temper, curious dalliances with a multitude of lobbyists, and his overall inclination towards rusty "antiquity", got his goat so-to-speak.

Lamenting that he was "up to here" (where that is, we're not sure) with their scurrilous antics, he was inclined to pose a scintillating question to confidants, devoted family members, and newsies at Fox.

"What do you call a hundred-thousand bloggers bound in chains at the bottom of the ocean?"

When the faithful reacted in shock to the answer - "The first month of my presidential administration" - I expect he was cackling away maniacally in the war room at the Pentagon.

Yeah, the paranoid little scrapper doesn't have a foot in the White House yet, and he's already engaged in maneuvers to obliterate a hostile coalition in the trenches he imagines is out to oust him.

Even if it takes him a hundred years, I expect.

The old gas bag rubbed his hands with glee when he revealed to a captive press his intention to replace those nagging bloggers ("sniping bastards") with intelligent (yet loyal) robots manufactured "right here in the United States".

Mr. McCain, I thought that locally-manned factories went the way of the rhino - um - Dinosaur?

Ever heard of the term "outsourcing", Sir?

"As for the losers who comment on blogs, letters to the editor, or call-in TV talk shows," Mr. McCain continued, "I will substitute charming chimpanzees to do the same job."

Well, as long as they're not combative, John. Charm we can live with.

He'll no doubt enlist 'em from his circle of friends and supporters who are inclined to charmingly ape each other, anyway.

Ironically, some of Mr. McCain's "most vocally corrosive detractors" - according to one astute newspaper reporter - "come from his own GOP Party".

Mr. Cheney - remember him? - was so incensed by McCain's outrageous conduct that he mentioned to a handful of constituents in passing that he'd like to tie McCain to a porch and beat him with a stick.

Unfortunately, Bush's "Dick" is too short to carry out the task.

Ouch!

Well, that's the first worthwhile effort that Mr. Cheney (he is VP, isn't he?) to the national dialogue in recent days.

The White House shadow was downright adamant that politicians shouldn't wax poetic about that kind of idle cocktail chatter when they're running for office.

So, I guess McCain has outed himself, in some respects.

Imagine, on the heels of Obama's big-win Tuesday, he's already losin' it.

In fact, a number of bizarre comments uttered in the heat of the moment have signaled just how balmy Mr. McCain is.

For instance, if he had his druthers, he'd take the Internet Information Highway hostage, too.

"America has lost its competitive advantage due to employees wasting time on the Internet all day long while they're at work," Mr. McCain said.

Say what?

I thought it's because we're in an expensive unpopular war scorned upon by the world.

You're just jealous because you don't know how to turn a PC on, John.

The gnarly sexy senior sure has demonstrated an eloquence when it comes to the spoken word, too, hasn't he?

"They want to open Hotmail or the Google I say they should open a big can of shut the hell up."

Sounds tasty. Can you microwave that?

Is he just envious because he doesn't know what a link is?

Oh, the man prostesteth too much.

He zips off communications by telegram, after all. Just how archaic is that?

Maybe it's time to put down the walkie-talkie, ole boy.

You need to join myspace and make a friend or two.

And, boldly go where you and your cronies have never ventured before, the real world!


John, quite the girly-man...
 
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