Miss USA...to be crowned in Vegas this week! Rima Fakih a party animal!

A bevy of bodacious babes have been sashaying around "Sin City" with one precious goal in mind.

Why, to snatch up the coveted crown for Miss USA, in a glitzy celebration slated to be launched at Planet Hollywood's tony environs on the weekend!

In fact, since this year's hopefuls first paraded on the star-studded red carpet a week ago (there are 51 contestants in all), the competition has been sizzling hot 'n heavy!

The young beauties have not only been anxiously posing for official high-fashion photographs - but also- dashing off to wardrobe fittings, in addition to indulging in whimsical hair and makeup sessions.

For those hankering to get a gander at the finalists, cruise on over to Miss USA.com, to get an up-close look at the swimsuit publicity stills.

Sarah Chapman, Miss Nevada USA, is featured in her Kandy Wrappers bikini!

Although reigning Miss USA (Rima Fakih) has lamented to the press in recent days that handlers behind-the-scenes at the pageant have unfairly scolded her for being too much of a "party animal", the last word is that the exotic darling will teach a belly-dance class poolside at the end of fast-paced kick-off week.

Then, Fakih will end her reign with a perfect send-off from illusionist Nathan Burton.

According to insiders, the magician will levitate the current Miss USA 10 feet above a waterfall at the trendy "in" spot where the festivities are expected to unfold to a packed house.



If the scuttlebutt is true, the organization - and all its hard-working employees - are praying Rima will simply vanish into thin air!

News at 11!

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Tara Conner...Miss USA's cocaine use! Lesbo indescretions! Trump firing!

Amidst a swirl of - late-night partying, alleged cocaine abuse, and flagrant dalliances with the love that "once" dare not speak its name - Donald Trump struggled to come to grips with the dilemma.

Did Tara's misbehavin' - under the glare of the public spotlight - constitute grounds for a fall from Grace and the loss of her once sparkly Crown?

As ambitious tabloid reporters scrambled for all the juicy tidbits, one source of information turned out to be pretty reliable.

A doorman at Trump Place confirmed to a couple of fast-thinking snoops that gorgeous Miss USA - Tara Conner - was turfed out of a suite generously provided by - um - pageant management since spring.

I trust the "Donald" gave proper legal notice to vacate.

If not, in the alternative, I expect there was a handky-panky clause conjured up to expedite the movement of  "trash".

For Conner, it was obvious her days were numbered under the Trump banner, when a committee swept into action to determine if a wild debauched lifestyle was interferring with her performance (and morals) contract.

Gossips tittered - and tweeted, too - that Miss USA was caught up in a swirl of late-night club-hopping ( that even Lindsay Lohan would be envious of), flaunted underage drinking, and was careless in respect to a sexy in-your-face lifestyle that bordered on the scandalous.

Inside sources insist that Tara's sudden departure was due the fact she tested positive for cocaine use.

In spite of  NYC's reputation for being an "anything goes" kind-of-town, tongues wagged over sexually-stimulating dance routines she engaged in with Katie Blair (Miss Teen USA) with gay abandon.

And, what of those deep passionate kisses, the envy of Al Gore?

A mere peck on the cheek, darlink!

'She has a really bad drug problem," a source close to the pageant whispered in one reporter's ear.

Can the little cutie lick it?

The monkey on her back, silly!

Beauty only skin deep!

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Donald Trump...the chump in Beauty Queen fiasco! Aging Lothario led around by end of di**...

"Good pu**y is hard to find," says the "Donald"

One pundit put it quite succinctly yesterday on one of the dizzying array of network new shows blitzing the airwaves with updates on the Donald Trump beauty Queen fiasco that has unfolded in the last twenty-four hours.

"When men view half-naked photographs of sexy women, they get stupid."

A case in point.

In spite of the fact a handful of revealing photographs of Ms. California were circulating the Internet and stirring up a controversy, Trump opt to pooh-pooh the critics and look the other way.

To many, the aging letch simply succumbed to the animal side of his male nature.

"Trump's being led around by the end of his di**," some are lamenting.

Many reporters are also irked by the arrogance of the man and his bold-faced efforts to sweep the truth under his - um - rug.

For example, when Ms. California was asked a pointed question about the nude photographs - and whether or not she lied to pageant officials - Trump stopped the line of questioning short.

"That's an unfair question."

Hogwash!

News anchors - and gossip mongers alike - were stunned by Trump's flagrant disregard for the truth.

Although Ms. California lost her tarnished crown earlier in the week - rightly so, in my opinion - Trump chose to reinstate the statuesque flake yesterday.

The "Donald" is owner of the Miss Universe and USA Pageant system and - yes, choke on this - final arbitrator on all such matters.

So, the co** teaser gets off scott-free.

But, the intrigues don't stop there!

One celebrity gossip alleged in one updated news flash yesterday that the whole "gay marriage" controversy was a set-up from the get-go.

"Pageant officials instructed Perez Hilton to pose that question," one insider alleged matter-of-fact as jaws dropped in the newsroom.

Then, there is the question of ethics.

Allegedly, the pageant paid for Ms. California's "boob job".

In the final analysis, Trump had to protect his investment, eh?

And, what did the lounge lizard get in return?

News at 11.

A hard-on for blonds!

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