So, the big scoop this week - actually the announcement was broadcast over the boob-tube during a taping of the Ellen show on Thursday - was that Ellen plans to wed her longtime squeeze - Portia de Rossi.
Congratulations!
Details please!
Who will be taking on the traditional role of Bride?
Groom?
Once that tell-tale decision is made, enquiring minds want to know - will there be a flashy diamond ring and an elegant frilly wedding frock for the missus (white, of course!) and a formal black tuxedo for the "other half" assuming the male role?
Two pretty female dolls will grace the high tier of the cake, no doubt. But, are you leaning towards a best man, or a best woman?
Who will toss the bouquet, I wonder.
Ellen, will you sweep Portia over the threshold in your arms?
And, do you expect to honeymoon in Niagara Falls?
Pssst!
Ellen - the Canuck side is much prettier - more romantic than shufflin' off to Buffalo, fer sure!
By the way, don't forget the pre-nup, eh?
