Donna Summer...has gay community forgiven her?

Well, I was window-shopping at the French Market Place the other night, when the distinctive catchy beat of a hit from the past - "Love to Love You Baby" - began to float through the bustling cafe.

Ah - a myriad of scintillating images of erotic-filled Disco Nights at Studio 1 - came flooding back!

The week-end at the trendy watering hole attracted the biggest turn-out. By midnight on Friday or Saturday - a muscled pack of studly young hunks descended on the trendy watering hole - originally owned by the infamous Scott Forbes.

Once a toy-boy managed to maneuver his shapely a** through a long queue that usually snaked down La Peer Street - he often encountered "Rose" on the upstairs landing - who photographed all the young studs as they came through the "revolving" door that was known as gay gulch.

Who knows, the young hottie might be featured on the wide screen hanging over the dance floor, the following week!

The ubiquitous bar was always a hotbed of activity - manned by the most flawless bartenders in town - who served up seemingly endless rounds of exotic cocktails, shooters, and expensive splits of champagne.

Then - when the sensual pulsating beat of a Donna Summer vinyl started up - a roar would surge up from the dance floor as hundreds of writhing slithering sweat-soaked bodies tossed off their shirts, sniffed a little poppers, and began to rock away the night in a sort-of tribal dance.

Ah, those were wild uninhibited days, and - in a way - such innocent times. With a fistful of surplus dollars, gays snapped up her records, and Ms. Summer rose to the top of the charts.

It was truly a "summer" of love that year.

Then, suddenly, shock waves shot throughout the gay and lesbian community.

One day out-of-the-blue - Donna Summer suddenly found "God" - and became a devout Christian. On the heels of this dramatic turn in her life, the nervy chanteuse proceeded to publicly denounce the gay lifestyle - and in the wake of the disastrous public relations move - lost her million-dollar fan base during the course of the fiasco.

Faster than you could say - "Brutus" or traitor - Summer's hit records not only ended up in trash bins in a zillion bits of distressed plastic all over the country - but vanished from the airwaves, as well.

Guess a lot of those closeted "fags" or the "Velvet Mafia" manipulated behind the scenes to ensure she - as the old saying goes - would never take lunch in this town again.

Ms. "holier-than-thou" slunk away in disgrace. Though she tried a couple of comebacks in recent years - after apologizing profusely to the gay community - nada!

Now, it appears Ms. Summer and her record company are trying to resurrect the dead.

Well, one Christian ethic is to "forgive".

Will the rainbow community turn the cheek and give her a second chance?

Levitra...disclaimer may pump up sales!

Vicerex touts rock-hard - er - expression...



First - there was Viagra - a nifty pharmaceutical designed to help rouse a limp "Johnson".

Yeah, it's a friendly pecker-upper, alright. Any adventurous guy who's stepped up the bat can attest to that!

But - few sexually-savvy guys are familiar with the ins-'n-outs of the drug- or how it functions for instance.

Essentially, Viagra relaxes muscles and increases blood flow to vital physical parts of the body - to the male organ, in particular - where it packs a mighty wallop!

When Viagra was first introduced consumers often neglected to check the warning label - so, on occasion - a handful of horny guys with blue ba**s ended up in "emergency" after inadvertently combining the lethal arousal-drug with "poppers" - a well-known sex stimulant - with near-fatal results.

The manufacturer specifically notes that Viagra should not be taken if an individual is using a nitrate drug (poppers) for chest pain or heart problems. This includes nitroglycerin (Nitrostat, Nitrolingual, Nitro-Dur, Nitro-Bid, and others), isosorbide dinitrate (Dilatrate-SR, Isordil, Sorbitrate), and isosorbide mononitrate (Imdur, ISMO, Monoket).

Because Nitrates are found in recreational drugs such as amyl nitrate or nitrite ("poppers")taking Viagra with the sexually-oriented party favor can cause a serious decrease in blood pressure which may lead to fainting, a stroke, or heart attack.

During sexual activity - if a person becomes dizzy or nauseated, or has pain, numbness, or tingling in their chest, arms, neck, or jaw - they should bow out of the ardent lovemaking (before they fall out) and call a physician right away.

A number of smart active men have been leaning on the side of caution, though. Many are either inclined to avoid poppers altogether or have turned to natural herbal methods which tout a pill that gives rock-hard erections without the potent dangerous side-effects of Viagra.

Products like Vicerex, for instance. A curious root word for an enhancer, eh?

Maybe that's the appeal. After all, men like to be naughty, don't they?

Just ask that Governor in the news lately over his clandestine activities back east!

The makers of Vicerex use a potent formula with a primary base ingredient of Euricoma Longifolia also known as long jack or Tongkat Ali. It is a legendary scientifically proven effective herbal aphrodisiac and testosterone booster. And, is quickly becoming a best seller in the western world, according to the manufacturer.

The ads issue a stern warning, though.

"This product may produce intense sexual arousal, a spontaneous erection, and a sudden urge for sex!"

Maybe you shouldn't ingest Vicerex before heading out to the supermarket - otherwise - you may end up fondling the melons in the produce section. Not wise to pop one in the mouth prior to an early romp in the hay Sunday morning just before attendng Church, either. Who knows what's bound to occur during confession when that openly-gay priest lays his hands on.

What a relief!

If things go awry sexually, there is a thirty-day money-back guarantee.

Imagine that!

You can take a shot at thirty days of erotic pleasure, then get your moolah back (not mojo, silly) with no strings attached. Just what every smooth-talking stud pines to hear!

And, because there has been a "discreet" billing on credit-card statements, none (not even the missus, if you have one) will be the wiser.

The product may be returned in the same plain wrapper it surreptitiously arrived in without even the postman fathoming what you've been up to!

However, there is another product on the market for the discerning male to consider.
(Levitra)

You've seen the ads. A confident male strolls arm-in-arm with a bodacious babe at the beach at sunset sure he'll be able to spring into action when the moment of truth arrives without gravity weighing him down. And, keen on the idea that his sexual prowess will be redefined in advancing years.

Even the disclaimer is bound to bolster sales.

At the end of the commercial a soft-spoken voice notes,

"If you experience an erection for more than four hours contact your doctor immediately."

You betcha, to refill the prescription, pronto!

At Levitra web site, males may sign up for info...