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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

AndroGel...boosts testosterone levels! Treatment for bone loss & reduced muscle mass!





When a patient trots off to the doctor - even to the emergency department at the local hospital - it is rare that a technician performs a routine check for testosterone.

Subsequently, male patients may be suffering from medical ailments due to insufficient testosterone levels in the body such as bone loss, reduced muscle mass, and a lack of sperm (for starters!).

In the event the individuals testosterone tests uncover abnormalities a family physician can correct the problem by prescribing AndroGel to boost the levels.

AndroGel is sold at pharmacies by prescription only in packets which constitute a thirty-day supply.

The "gel" is similar to a popular "lubricant"in constituency.

The patient tears open the container and proceeds to dab AndroGel on the skin (usually on the upper chest, forearms, or belly) where it is absorbed in to the bloodstream to work its magic.

Because testosterone affects the male voice (deepens it) and tends to encourage hair growth, don't be alarmed if there are a few body transformations which unfold after administering AndroGel for a week or two as instructed.

AndroGel may be covered by a patients insurance depending on the medical problem which has caused the deficiency to occur.

Stay healthy dudes, eh?

http://www.thetattler.biz


Thursday, June 23, 2011

Circumcision...flap over "unkindest cut" in San Francisco! For pleasuring foreskin best!





A big flap over "to cut" or "not to cut" has caused erupted into a huge uproar in San Francisco in recent days.

Of course, I am referring to the unkindest cut of all, circumcision!

The controversy arose when a posse of well-meaning self-styled sex-perts launched an initiative on the November ballot in the upcoming election to ban the procedure (often conducted within hours of the screaming baby's birth).

In a knee-jerk reaction, opponents filed a lawsuit on the grounds that the measure is anti-Semitic, a threat to the religious freedom of Jews and Muslims, and an infringement on parental and medical rights.

Attorneys for the plaintiffs also argue that current law prohibits local Government from restricting medical procedures.

Hogwash!

The SFMGM bill  is necessary to "protect all infants and children in San Francisco from pain and harm caused by forced genital cutting (and damage ranging from excruciating pain, nerve destruction, loss of normal, natural, and functional tissue, infection, disfigurement, and sometimes death," according to supporters.

I agree!

After all, I have first-hand knowledge when it comes to the issue of circumcision.

Because I was born in Canada in the fifties, I was not circumcised.

In retrospect, I count by blessings!

Frankly, I feel sorry for males who were forced to go under the knife without their permission.

In fact, a handful of male friends who were circumcised as children, have confided that they feel they have suffered a loss of sexual satisfaction in their adult life because of the barbaric practice routinely performed in North America.

Personally, I can't imagine how dudes "get off" without a foreskin!

When uncircumcised males manipulate their skin up-and-down over the head of the penis - the sensual pleasure is so great - that they just about go through the roof in a moment of sheer ecstasy.

In contrast, male buddies have moaned that if they don't use a little lube - not only will they chaff the skin on the end of their precious cock - but it is doubtful they will be able to blow their load!

Uncircumcised guys are lucky a hatchet man didn't snip their foreskin off at birth!

Just think about it.

It should be obvious to any fool - that if a male trots around all day with the "bare" head of his penis rubbing against his underwear or slacks - that it's bound to get "desensitized".

In contrast, an "uncut" dude's cock remains protected 24/7 to his erotic advantage.

For example, once the skin rolls back, the head of the penis is so sensitive to touch that it quivers with excitement.

Blow-jobs are phenomenal, believe me!

Years ago, I was strolling down a street in West Hollywood, when a rep for a local talk show invited me to be a part of the televsion audience.

As it turned out, circumcision was the topic of discussion.

A couple of guests on the panel swore up-and-down - that because they were circumcised at birth - they weren't experiencing all the sexual pleasure their uncut counterparts were.

"I was butchered," one lamented to all within earshot.

Understandably, when I stood up and gushed about how sexually satisfying my life was with foreskin, the audience was "sold".

The general consensus in the studio that day?

"Leave a kid's damn penis alone!"

Amen!

http://www.thetattler.biz


Sunday, June 19, 2011

Pet Peeves...Las Vegas card "snappers" flash porno in tourist's faces! Fines for littering, please!








If you have ever taken a stroll along the Vegas strip on a balmy night - between Flamingo and Tropicana - you have probably been "assaulted" by a bevy of pornographic images of half-naked women which Mexican day-workers try to thrust into your face every few seconds.

Uh-huh!

The "snappers" (when they try to foist a filthy smut shot in your direction they twist the card so it makes a cracking sound) not only jump in and totally invade your space" on the street - but literally try to force a business card (promoting the porno industry's live nude shows and call girls for hire) into your sweaty little palm.

On one annoying occasion, a Latino woman stuck a handful of the nasty adverts into my armpit as I strolled by, after I attempted to shoe her away.

My pet peeve?

Tourists (and locals alike) should be able to casually stroll down the street without being forced to take a glance at these sleazy scantily-clad women on the face of the calling cards!

If that weren't bad enough, it should also be noted - that a larger proportion of the smutty ads - end up splattered all over the sidewalks!

Imagine that!

Young tots - whose eye lines tend to be closer to the pavement than their parents in tow - are treated to an avalanche of nasty erotic publicity stills of bare boobs and peek-a-boo crotches.

A shocker, if 'ya ask me.

Personally, I think it is high time that law enforcement (or security on the strip) kept a watchful eye on these vendors to ensure that they cease and desist with the reprehensible conduct which spoils a pleasant night out-on-the-town in the desert resort.

In addition, the card sharks should be forced to rid the streets of their smut by the end of the evening.

Or, face "stiff" fines for littering.

Amen!

http://www.thetattler.biz





Anthony Weiner...Hustler's Larry Flint offers up meaty contract! Doggie-style, solo, or Missionary style!













On Friday afternoon (at the height of the Anthony Weiner scandal) frenzied shutterbugs fell all over themselves outside of the Congressman's (former) office in the 9th Circuit in NYC (a couple fell on their asses and ended up in prickly bushes licking a wound or two) in a bold-faced effort to snap a "money" shot as the beleaguered politician attempted to make a quick escape to his quiet home in Queens (!).

Meanwhile, smut King - Larry Flint - mused over the scandal on the sidelines.

I imagine he was rubbing his lecherous hands with glee!

Before you could say "Drop your drawers", the head honcho at Hustler Magazine - who faced one major skirmish on the issue of obscenity in the Supreme Court (and won!) a scant few years ago - the sly devil was making a bid for Anthony Weiner's "package" (without the wrapping, of course!).

Although the pundits are predicting that Weiner is all washed up - it appears that the horndog may have a career opportunity blossoming on the horizon (more to his erotic tastes) in the porno industry.

Uh-huh!

Would you spring ten bucks to catch Weiner doing it doggie-style?

How about a sizzling hot tryst on-camera featuring Ryan Reynolds and the naughty politician jerking off to Spanish Soap Operas?

Ryan Reynolds

Post: 06/18/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/ryan-reynoldsmasturbates-to-spanish.html

Of course, there will be a reality show, a line of sexy (package flattering) tightie-whities, and - well, the sky is the limit - isn't it?

Who knows, he may end up on the sex channel in local Motel rooms around the country.

Only in America, eh?

Later!


http://www.thetattler.biz



Tuesday, December 28, 2010

James Franco...obtains rights to Sal Mineo book! Screen bio in works?



Sal Mineo played both sides of fence sexually!







Folks in West Hollywood are familiar with two facts about actor Sal Mineo

For starters, there were whispers that Sal Mineo walked a tight-rope when it came to his sexual prowess.

Some say, for instance, that he was a wild child - with a hunger for kinky sex - who  played both sides of the fence.

Subsequently, there were quite a few rumors - and alot of outright speculation - that Sal Mineo and screen heart-throb James Dean often liked to tango.

The tales about James Dean weren't new to me.

For a brief period, I rented a small apartment at 1236 N. Harper in West Hollywood, which was known to have been a residence for a handful of luminaries in the business back in the fifties.

For instance, Katherine Hepburn allegedly rented the front suite for a couple of years, before she moved on to larger digs west in Beverly Hills and beyond.

And, the one-bedroom apartment next door was a respite from it all - neighbours have sworn up-and-down about it,  in fact - that James Dean once hung his hat there before he sauntered back east to study acting and pursue serious roles more fervently.

The suites were known for their deep walk-in closets which fueled alot of titillating gossip, too.

It has been rumored that Dean, for instance, engaged in "S & M" romps behind those heavy wooden doors with a posse of actor friends during the heady days of his budding career.

Curiously, several years ago, I crossed paths - and became friends with - an Englishman by the name of Lawrence (Larry) Parnes.

Mr. Parnes, among other things, was not only credited for having discovered the English Pop Singer - Tommy Steele - but was also known to have managed the Beatles when they were the Silver Beatles.

The fab four later became Internationally famous around the globe after signing up with Manager Brian Epstein - who essentially launched their careers - after scooping them up from under Parne's nose.

I mention Parnes in this post in reference to Sal Mineo & James Dean because apparently (while on a trip to America with his parents way back in the 50's) Mr. Parnes crossed paths with - and had a torrid affair with - actor James Dean.

Indeed!

A few years ago - while visiting Mr. Parnes on his estate in the quaint little English town of Rye (coincidientally, he resided on an old country road just down the way from McCartney at the time) he confided to me that he had savored a clandestine affair with Dean way back when.

Allegedly, the impressario (a teen at the time) was strolling along a Los Angeles Street one day on his own - when he spied a handsome young man standing in front of a bar - who gave him a wink and motioned him over for a chat.

"Can I buy 'ya a drink," the rugged dude asked out-of-the-blue.

"But, I'm under age," was Parne's rueful reply.

"That's okay. The bartender is a friend of mine," the  handsome hunk chuckled, as they strolled inside the dark environs of the smokey little watering hole to down an ale or two.

Uh-huh.

The stud was none other than James Dean!

One thing apparently led to another - at which point - Parnes found himself in the sack with Dean.

Although Larry didn't provide any details - he didn't infer by a long shot - that any kind of  S & had gone down on the occasion of their roll-in-the-hay.

So, as to the rumors about Dean - and his alleged hunger for kinky sex (cigarette burns) - I can not attest to whether they are true or not.

An interesting bit of scuttlebutt, though, when one considers the rumors about the two actors - Mineo and Dean - who worked side-by-side on the set of "Rebel Without a Cause".

Bottom line?

What intrigues does James Franco intend to pursue in respect to the Sal Mineo film bio?

News at 11!

http://www.thetattler.biz









James Franco a Sal Mineo look-a-like?

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Last American Virgin...screens @ New Beverly Cinema! Boaz Davidson & Paul Keith @ Q & A...


Midnight Screening!



Saturday night - date night and on the eve before romantic Valentine's Day - Amoeba Music and Phil Blankenship present a screening of "The Last American Virgin"

The classic comedy (written and directed by Boaz Davidson) will hit the funny bone at midnight.

If the witching hour doesn't cause you to howl, the movie - starring Lawrence Monoson, Diane Franklin, Steve Antin, Joe Rubbo, Louisa Moritz, Brian Peck, and Kimmy Robertson - surely will

At press time - actors Lawrence Monoson, Diane Franklin and Paul  Keith - were scheduled to appear live! and in person! for an interactive Q &A with the audience.

In a nutshell, the storyline revolves around a posse of cliche characters.

But, the lens is keenly focused on a regular teen (Gary) who attends high school - and his two best pals - Rick (a wolf with an eye for the ladies) and David (the stereotypical fat guy friend who gets laughs for all his sight gags).

Typical of most pimply-faced teens, the three lads are always keen on getting laid.

In one scene, the horny dudes try to steal glances at naked nubile pretties in a dressing-room next door by way of a secret peep hole.

In another, a bodacious babe is tricked into having sex in exchange for a hit of cocaine (which turns out to be sweet & low or some such thing).

Very sweet and very low!

The Last American Virgin is a remake of an Israeli film.
(Eskimo Limon / 1978)

Once a string of sequels played themselves out, Boaz Davidson hooked up with producers Golan-Globus (OMG! Do you remember those flakes to take a shot at a production geared towards the American market.

Eskimo Limon was originally a modest feature about kids growing up in 1950s Israel!

Yup!  Think American Graffiti (George Lucas).

For a more widespread appeal the location was switched to a suburb in Los Angeles.

The scintillating soundtrack was a knock out hit which included olden golden goodies, classic rock, and contemporary New Wave.

Curtain:  11:59 p.m.
Tickets:   $7

See 'ya there!



Star Lawrence Monoson




Paul Keith to attend screening!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Festish Nation...kink & black vinyl @ Circus in Hollyweird! August 8th...





When I dashed out to my car this morning, I spied a flier tucked in the window on the driver's side of the vehicle.



"Fetish Nation" screamed out at me in a neon purple scroll that intertwined with a scintillating image of a lithe model in a ultra-sexy body-fitting black vinyl suit.



A gas mask shielded her face.



Kinky!



At Circus in Hollywood (tonight), models will strut a catwalk in what is being as a:



FETISH. FASCIST. FASHION SHOW.



Bruce Perdew (Evil Empire Club) joined forces with Club Hell to present the monthly fetish event.



Get this!



There are four rooms of twisted debauchery to explore the dark side in, live performances to titillate, erotic videos, and heart-pounding strains of frenzied music to get the adrenalin rushing.



1000 guests turned out for the premiere last week, but word of mouth has been fantastic, so expect a record number of Fetish aficionados to descend on Hollyweird tonight at the witching hour.



A pass (downloaded from the web site) guarantees a discount for cover at the door.



Info:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=415776091&blogID=470343815

See 'ya there



http://www.julianayrs.com



Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Twitter...porn creeps into social networking hub! Titillating, 'fer sure...


When I logged onto Yahoo this morning - and perused the mailbox for new messages - I spied a couple of tweets from Twitter.com informing me a couple of members were now "following me" at the ever-popular social networking site.

For example, this one stared up at me, innocently enough.

TyraRichards (Richards275) is now following your tweets on Twitter.

But, as soon as I clicked on the link provided, an unexpected flurry of graphic sexual images featuring sexy siren Tyra - and a couple of her girlfriends, I guess - jut about knocked my socks off!

Yessir!

That tweet was pretty sweet, alright!

And, Tyra (a stage name perhaps?) had no qualms about getting straight to-the-point, either.

"My fantasy is for you to rip off my pants and bend me over and fuck me hard," she purred.

And, she provided a link to hook up:

http://b18a2.easyurl.net

The scintillating web page featured racy pics of a bevy of sensual half-naked bodacious babes like the one pictured below.

Register

ballzinmycourt

Dare I follow?

http://www.julianayrs.com

Thursday, July 9, 2009

David Beckham...sexy underwear model returns to LA LA Land! Play Ball, dude...


Will Galaxy fans be treated to eye-candy this season?



A gang of blood-thirsty "Bulls" are chomping at the bit to best naughty soccer stud - David Beckham - when he saunters into the spotlight next week with a mischievous grin on his face.

What, me miss a game?

Team Captain, Landon Brandon, won't be coy with the truant soccer stud, however.

He's got a bone to pick with Becks, after all.

The slightly-peaked media Darling eeked out of seventeen (count 'em, dudes!) games this season with slippery ease.

To the powers-that-be in the head office, he was thumbing his nose at 'em, during the no-shows.

And, Beck's retort from across the big pond?

I'm nobody's houseboy, 'ya know!

The high-profile athelete wasn't going to let a nasty locker-room brawl cramp his style.

No, sir!

Actually, Donovas has been pi**ed because - in his words - he got no respect.

"He just mailed it in during the latter half of the 2008 MLS season".

While Donovan ranted and raved to the press non-stop, with little discretion, Beckam continued on his merry way.

The soccer whiz dazzled 'em on the field in jolly Old England, for starters.

And, pulled his weight with AC Milan.

As to the dog-fight on these shores - well - the gloves are on.

A knock-out punch may be in the offing if Donovan continues with the "bad mouthing" in the press.

In a book due out this week, an author noted that the star-player's alleged inability or unwillingness to fire up a team in a free-fall surprised cry-baby, Donovan.

Without any qualms Donovan allegedly lamented:

"It's disappointing, candidly, because you just want to see a heartbeat, a pulse."

Ouch!

Boys behaving badly, uh-huh!

Sports writers - players, too- are placing sizeable bets in the locker rooms.

Is the strong-willed spoiled sport inclined to tag along with Galaxy in spite of Donovan's abuse?

Or, exercise a buy-out option in his lucrative five-year contract to rejoin AC Milan?

Smart money is on Becks and the Euro trash, folks!



High-priced stud will call?

http://www.julianayrs.com

Saturday, June 13, 2009

American Idol...Adam Lambert courting cute dude! Yummy, judging by the smooch...



Well, Adam turned up at a trendy watering hole this past week with a young cutie in tow.

Heh, dude, not shoddy!

The handsome young toy-boy was packed into tight designer jeans (looked kind of like the battle of the bulge to me) and sported a finely-trimmed beard that edged the stud muffin's well-sculpted chin.

Judging by the grin on the American Idol-winner's face - he's obviously getting nookie - big time!

There's a bit of wild speculation about kinky role-playing going on between-the-sheets.

As the character on "In Living Color" used to say:

"I'm not one to gossip, but - "

News at 11!




Friday, June 5, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson...said what? Playboy flavor of the month...


Silky, smooth & "tat"-less is "in" for summer


I was stretched back on the bed - bored stiff and fiddlin' about 'ya know - when I caught the tail end (no pun intended) of the Chelsea Lately talk show on Cable TV's E! Entertainment.

Luscious Playboy babe, Kendra Wilkinson, was plugging her upcoming reality show (slated to pop up for breathy broadcast in the next time slot on E! Entertainment that night), so (lazy dude that I am) I passed on a grab for the remote and settled back instead on a comfy batch of fluffy pillows with an ice-cold jug of mud slide in hand.

Call it a working man's holiday.

I was basically tuned in to familiarize myself with the genre (!) so I'd have a bit of fodder at my disposal for upcoming off-beat tidbits of satire I may be inclined to pen for my blog on the vagaries of the biz (and loose women).

At the top of Kendra's show, the perky blond bimbo proceeded to sashay about her celebrated digs, then mindlessly dabbled in a bit of - um - interior decorating.

To set the artistic sensibilities of her viewers straight, I expect!

After wrinkling up her nose at a handful of blow-up posters of Playboy Bunnies beckoning this way 'n that on the surrounding walls at the Hef estate, little Miss Kendra proceeded to utter up an acid quip.

"These models were all shot in the eighties," she lamented aghast to a couple of bodacious beauties hanging on her every syllable.

Without much subtlety or class, she added with a sly smile:

"There's more bush than thong."

It's going to be an eye-opening experience on reality TV this summer, folks.

Just 'ya wait 'n see!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Barack Obama...gay rumors "post" getting hits again! Where there's smoke, there's fire?



Well, for some inexplicable reason, the post I penned a few months ago on the rumors about Barack Obama being "gay", has been garnering a lot of interest again at my blog site over the past few days!

Yup, the hits keep coming.

Post:

03/08/2009

http://julian1st.wordpress.com/2009/03/08/barack-obamagay-rumors-continue-to-plague-president/

Maybe it's those long walks of Barack's that have caused the tongues to wag.

After all, when a dude goes for a stroll in West Hollywood, it usually means he's on the prowl and looking to hook up and get his rocks off.

Maybe the Prez has his eye on some stud in the Secret Service?
Maybe Michelle should tag along!

News at 11!




I'm basically a top, but I'm versatile!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Julian Ayrs...reference link to feature film "DIM SUM FUNERAL" post launches raunchy porn site! Don't blame moi...



Well, it looks like the naughty mischievous flesh pots are at it again!

While the cat is away, the mice will play.

Yesterday, I was searching for some pertinent reference material on the Internet, when I came across a link to a "Dim Sum Funeral" post (google search) that was allegedly written by moi.

Since I have reported on the Independent film (which just nabbed distribution) no alarm bells went off.

Naturally, I was curious as to which post it was referring to, so I clicked on the link.

Whoa Nellie!

I quickly scrambled to minimize the screen before any acquaintances lolling about within eyesight could get a gander at the PC.

Why, pray tell?

For starters, an unexpected barrage of uncontrollable pornographic images flooded the screen, at whim!

But, the diabolical sex acts proliferating before me - in no way, shape, or form - matched up with any of the publicity stills I uploaded in tandem with the posts for the red carpet interviews or the critique drafted for the Indie film shot in Vancouver (B.C.)

After an investigation, I determined that some scoundrel hi-jacked my name (Julian Ayrs) and manipulated a google reference with the express intent of transporting unsuspecting web surfers (in search of my material) to a porn site outside of the realms of my own blog and personal web site. (http://www.julianayrs.com/)

A similar incident occurred last year.

When the bogus site came to my attention, I duly penned a post to forewarn - readers, media hounds, and the paparazzi - that I had no association with that graphic porn site.

I surmised at the time that the web site owner concocted the scheme to trade on my rising fame, and the popularity of my blog site, in a deceitful bold-faced effort to direct traffic to his or her porn site.

Shortly after I posted a "disclaimer", though, the link disappeared off the Internet.

Hence, I assumed that the little rascals got tired of their merry chase and found greener pastures elsewhere to chow down on.

Now, it would appear that the same purveyors of the skin trade (or a nefarious other few, as yet, unknown to me) are trying to cash in on my high-profile name and heavily-trafficked blog site once again.

Oh well, that's life.

Ironically, I'm not even a fan of porn.

In the aftermath of the last fiasco, I laughed it off to friends.

"I'd rather be part of the action, than sit on the sidelines jerk**g off," I guffawed wildly.

Wouldn't you?

When it gets right down to the nitty-gritty, I'm flattered by all of the titillating - um - exposure.

But, I'm not surprised.

After all, no one has ever complained about my athletics in bed, yet!

Yup, there's a lot to be said about a big swinging di** in Hollywood, I expect.

Kitty Porn


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hugh Jackman...he said what about sex & Americans?

Jackman he-man persona revs up fans!


In response to persistent rumors about his sexuality, Hugh Jackman was inclined to go on record this past week and note in so many eloquent words, that he is not - aw! - gay!

Actually, it is what the buffed heart-throb didn't say, that may have raised a spectre of doubt in a handful of die-hard homoerotically-inspired male fans.

Jackman didn't say he wasn't bisexual!

Oh boy, now the rumor mills will start churning out the dirt, eh?

Yeah, I think like a sneak, I know.

I've heard so much double-talk from Bill Clinton over the years, that I am inclined to be on-the-ready to dissect chest hairs, if necessary.

The debonair leading man (who just recently hosted one the highest-rated Academy Awards shows in recent years) was careful not to ruffle any peacock feathers, though.

On the heels of his public "non-outing", the Australian star was quick to follow-up with a statement sure to keep him out of hot water with gays activists (pansies, too) around the globe.

"There is nothing shameful about it (homosexuality)."

Did he ever give it the old "college try" in the locker-room shower, I wonder?

Hugh (married with children) wasn't a shrinking violet when it came to the subject of the American psyche as it pertained to animal passions (sex).

"The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because its a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others."

"Its not a big issue in Australia," he added as he swaggered off into the sunset.

What a stud, eh?



Ever been in the sack with a Daddy?

http://www.julianayrs.com

Monday, March 16, 2009

Robert Pattinson (Twilight)...tough to have sex doggie-style with straight dude! Scene depicts Salador Dali tryst...

Weird man, but I kinda dug it!



When two gay dudes hook up, and jump into the sack, they generally get the semantics down right-off-the-bat so-to-speak.

The bedside chat may be inclined to drift along these lines.

"So, are you a top or a bottom," studly College quarterback Chet rasps.

"I'm versatile," quips the hairdresser from Greenwich Village.

Then, they go at it.

Yeah, the ball-playing hunk ends up on his back with his legs up in the air!

With that in mind, it's obvious why a dilemma occurred on the set of "Little Ashes" when Robert Pattinson and Javier Beltran took a stab at a homoerotic soft porn love scene!

This couple of straight dudes couldn't fathom their butts - from their little doggies - in the worst way.

In fact, Pattison whined to a GQ editor that the extremely hard-core sex scenes were not a regular old piece of - um - cake.

"The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style."

"Because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous."

Well, at least we know the Twilight star can suck!

According to the sexy heartthrob, the shoot was downright humiliating.

"The Spanish electricians were giggling to themselves," he recalled with disdain.

Obviously it was a joke to 'em because - as everyone knows - most Latino-types are basically bisexual.

Well, in Los Angeles, anyway.

From the get-go their ready to whip it out, falls on their knees (do it doggie, donkey, or kitten style) - without any qualms.

Set in Madrid in 1922, "Little Ashes" recalls the boisterous tale of young Salvador Dali (played by Pattison) who meets film maker Luis Bunuel (Matthew McNulty) and writer Federico Garcia Lorca (Javier Beltrán) at university.

The rest is all Homo 101 if my memory serves me well!



Dali Self Portrait


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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Lindsay Lohan...arrest warrant issued! Heh, turn yourself in, baby...

Crime of lewd bod in a public place, perchance?


Ooops!

Looks like sexy siren Lindsay Lohan is not out of the woods yet (or at least the Beverly Hills) in respect to past D.U.I. woes and subsequent wranglings with the tony enclave's finest!

In fact, Beverly Hills Police issued an arrest warrant Friday, arising from her 2007 conviction for driving while under the influence.

Although a spokesperson for the Department declined to state the reason for the issuance of the warrant, I expect Lindsay failed to follow through on a pesky legal obligation to the court.

Who knows at this juncture!

Lindsay, you'd better get your butt down to the local pokie.

It's no walk-in-the-park to be dragged out of your high-end auto, and gruffly man-handled by some butch dyke as you're hand-cuffed in public (come to think of it, Lindsay, 'ya might like it, eh?), and subjected to extreme humiliation before gawking lookie-loo's in the mean streets of Los Angeles.

"It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter can be resolved in a timely manner," Lieutenant Mark Rosen said in a prepared statement.

In 2007, Lohan wiled away about an hour-and-fourteen minutes behind bars on a drunk-driving and cocaine-possession conviction, before she was sprung free on bail to face the charges.

Poor Lindsay, she's no stranger to drama!

During a dizzying car chase in the seaside town of Santa Monica, the popular actress lost control of her vehicle, then wrecked the high-end auto in ritzy Beverly Hills amid a glare of publicity.

Right about now, Lindsay's gal pal must be belting out a gusty tune.

"My baby does the hanky-panky!"

Oh, yeah!




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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Oscars...Hugh Jackman & Beyonce to tête-à-tête! Zak Efron saunters on stage...



Fasten your seat belts, you're in for a bumpy ride tonight!



The rumor around the town the past few days is that Oscar producers have been trying to keep the identities of celebrity presenters and stage performers under wraps so that their glitzy walk-ons will be a surprise to viewers when they tune in on Sunday night.

But, this is Tinsel Town - after all - and the walls have Obama-sized ears!

In addition to hosting the little Gold man's big bash this year, hunky stud Hugh Jackman is allegedly slated to trip-the-light-fantastic under the flood lights with pop chanteuse Beyonce!


And, with the specific aim of rustling up nubile young blood in a bold-faced effort to boost ratings among the teeny-bopper set this year, the producers have hired on Zak Efron and Amanda Garrett (High School Musical) to showcase a catchy ditty or two at the 81st Annual Awards Show.

An insider whispered in my ear there will be close-up shots of the heart-throb's sensual eyebrows.

They're not waxed, 'ya know!



Mamma Mia stars will warble an upbeat tune or two, too.

Yup, quite a few in-the-closet dancing Queens in the audience in at the Kodak, will be tapping a foot or two when the musical hits ratchet up the night's festivities.

Who knows, maybe Pierce Bronson will toss in the Bond tuxedo image and squeeze into spandex pants and silk shirt, and twirl a tad with Meryl Streep in the wings.

One thing is for sure, though.

A well-trained actor or two will get all tongue-tied on stage come acceptance-speech time (and summarily make a fool of his-self) and jokes that writers half-expected to gag viewers will undoubtedly fall flat as Jamie Curtis' chest.

But, if die-hard Academy Awards fans are lucky - there may be a wardrobe malfunction or two - to keep the gossip-mills generating hot air balloons around the blogosphere for months on end.

Even so, at the end of the no-tinsel-unturned 3 1/2 hour show, Oscar devotees will be switching off their flat wide-screen high-definition sets, and wondering aloud.

Is that all there is?

'Til next year, anyhoo!


Hugh babe, ready for 'ya!

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

TMZ...Harvey Levin t-shirt! If it fits, then wear it...



As I strolled along the Vegas strip amid throngs of tourists partying heartily over the long weekend, I spied a t-shirt at one of the outdoor flea markets that gossip-monger Harvey Levin would feel comfortable in!

It read:

"I like boys with big toys."

Now there's some titillating dish for 'ya, eh?


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sean Avery...sloppy seconds jibe gets jock canned indefinitely!

Dude, care for some sloppy seconds?


Boys will be boys.

Well, one anyway.

When Dallas Star Sean Avery roared into Calgary, he was obviously chomping at the bit to settle a score or two.

A cutting remark about Jarome Iginla failed to rustle up a fight night, so the hockey stud was inclined to pin his raunchy jock strap elsewhere.

As he sat twiddling his - um - stick, he uttered up a mouthful of locker room skat, that offended a righteous few.

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary."
"I love Canada."

With a smirk on his face, he continued.

"And I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about."

Then, Avery coyly signed off.

"Enjoy the game tonight."

The off-the-cuff remark cost the hot under-the-collar iceman big time.

Pursuant to NHL By-law 17 and Article 6 of the NHL Constitution which stipulates that a player may be penalized for conduct - "detrimental to the League or the game of Hockey" - officials announced earlier today that a suspension has been imposed indefinitely following "inappropriate public comments" not pertaining to the game.

Gossip-mongers conjectured that the off-color quip was levelled at Calgary Flames defence man Dion Phaneuf, who has been dating Avery's ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert.

To add substance to the theory, it's been reported in the media that the sexy young lady - prolific between-the-sheets - has also been squired around by hockey stud Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens.

But, dude, I doubt it's because NHL players are into sloppy seconds!

Bodacious babes wised up to the fact that Canadian athletes have big swinging di**s.

Talk about public humiliation.

Ouch!


Clothes do not make the man!

Michael Phelps...Daniel Radcliffe vy for top hits! Hot studs in eye of sensual storm...



Generally, Michael Phelps wins hands down when it comes to nabbing top hits at my blog sites.

This phenomenon especially rings true when some salacious tidbit of gossip streaks like lightning across the net piquing the curiosity of die-hard fans.

However, over the past ten days Michael Phelps has been forced to acquiesce a little to another upstart heart-throb, Daniel Radcliffe.

The two high-profile young studs have been running neck-and-neck (not necking; although a handful in some quarters may find the thought an enticing fantasy to dwell upon) in the ratings war.

One lap, Radcliffe edges forward; the next, Phelps powers ahead.

Of course, both are fodder for the gossip mills currently.

Phelps - because of speculation about his love life - who he's dating - and that sort of titillating between-the-sheets stuff.

Meanwhile, Radcliffe's nude publicity stills promoting Equus - and his successful stint on the boards in Broadway currently - are rustling up a whallop of frenzied fan reaction, too.

Even a gay spoof (Video clip) on Harry Potter has managed to stir up a whirlwind of innuendo and speculation about Radcliffe's personal life.

Who's in third place?

Prince William.

A few juicy tidbits about Willy's Royal phallus being over-exposed on film lately have revved up a hornet's nest of activity on these shores and isn't bound to subside in the near future.

Hail to all the young studs!

And, the flurry of precious hits the popular golden boys scatter The Tattler's way!


 
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