Julian Ayrs...Internet site Badoo pimping for me! Pays to Google yourself!

 

 

What a hoot!

Today, I was searching the Internet, when I stumbled on a dating site that mentioned moi!

When I clicked on the link, I was magically whisked to a dating site, that hooks singles up.

Uh-huh!

The webmaster hi-jacked my photograph from MySpace and signed me up without my knowledge or permission.

Now, I am a sought-after bachelor in cruise mode on the world-wide-web, I guess.

The date meisters were even thoughtful enough to cast a wide hook out for me.

Apparently, I am seeking a female 31 - 50 years of age.

Yeah, luv those old cougars, dudes!

For good times and sizzling hot sex between-the-sheets I gather!

And, get this, there appears to be over 3 million members to choose from at the Badoo site!

If you want my stats, though - gee whiz - you're going to have to sign up for the "free"dating service.

Gosh, I feel like bait, a piece of meat!

A poster boy for forty-something studs on the prowl.

Well, good thing I was in a horny mood today - and chose to google myself - or I would never have clued into the fact that I am among the ranks of the most sought after commodity in the enterprising (and romantic) coupling trade.

Just betcha, a Royal betrothal is my cards, too!

For a "Best Man" - either Wills or randy Prince Harry - will do.

I wonder if I will get a percentage of the spoils, royalties, and that sort-of-thing?

Or, do I have to take it out in flesh, or by trade?

Reply in confidence to:

http://badoo.com/01144819558/






New Internet persona!
(nip & tuck here & there does wonders)

Justin Beiber...caught tonguing pretty chanteuse!

Hormones were raging for one young horn dog the other evening, according to handlers on the edge of  his inner sanctum.

Uh-huh!

Pop sensation - Justin Bieber - was spied passionately locking lips with the  pretty young singer who usually opens his sold-out gigs each night.

The eager beaver's pre-show theatrics give a whole new meaning to the term "warm-up" act.

Hang in there, dude!

This cradle rocks!

http://www.thetattler.biz

San Francisco...Valentine's Day it pays to advertise! Castro style...

Why be a wall-flower this coming Valentine's Day?

You know what they say.

"Never a fair maiden (dude) won was by a faint heart."

In the Castro district, the locals are keen on another truism, too.

"It pays to advertise!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_6I5rPCRqo

Happy hunting!

Barack Obama...gay rumors "post" getting hits again! Where there's smoke, there's fire?

Well, for some inexplicable reason, the post I penned a few months ago on the rumors about Barack Obama being "gay", has been garnering a lot of interest again at my blog site over the past few days!

Yup, the hits keep coming.

Post:

03/08/2009

http://julian1st.wordpress.com/2009/03/08/barack-obamagay-rumors-continue-to-plague-president/

Maybe it's those long walks of Barack's that have caused the tongues to wag.

After all, when a dude goes for a stroll in West Hollywood, it usually means he's on the prowl and looking to hook up and get his rocks off.

Maybe the Prez has his eye on some stud in the Secret Service?

Maybe Michelle should tag along!

News at 11!

I'm basically a top, but I'm versatile!

http://www.julianayrs.com

Paris Hilton...homewrecker! Chris Brown text messages reveal all...

Paris luvs to be tied up, but smacked around?

Gossip-mongers were all over the juicy dish like flies on sh** this morning.

When Rihanna was performing at a party end of last week, allegedly Paris Hilton was all over toy-boy Chris Brown in the audience; in fact, the sexy heiress was inclined to drape her elegant bejwelled arm around the musician's neckie-poo in an oh-so-intimate fashion!

And, the big scoop?

On the tawdry eve of the alleged physical assaults on his gal pal, Paris and Chris Brown were texting each other furiously under the midnight sun!

Cozy? Scandalous? Or what?

Suppose Chris has a foot fetish.

If so, Paris can get him a pair discount at Zeppo's, under her own designer label!

And, what does he have to offer her?

Paris, bruises are never very flattering on silky porcelain skin!

Psst!

The inside word from an investigative team down at the old slammer - sources swear - is that that the incident over the weekend was not the first time Brown vented his um - passions - on his main squeeze!

Seems, he likes to knock the chanteuse around now and then.


Ang Lee said it best:


"Lust. Caution."

http://www.julianayrs.com

Women...insecure about boyfriends?

I was perched on a comfy sofa in the lobby of Loew's in Santa Monica - as the ushers cleaned out the trash from the screening before - when an attractive young hetero couple strolled by.

The "dude" caught my eye, but - not because of his "looks" - or anything aesthetic like that.

The overly-tall twenty-something guy was tripping-the-light-fantastic in the ugliest pair of peddle-pushers (!) and what had to be the tackiest pair of white clogs (!) that I had the misfortune to take a gander at in years!

When the young Asian gal spied me gazing in the direction of her date, she immediately assumed I was cruising her better half.

So, as the couple glided up the escalator a few feet beyond me, the wacko broad proceeded to pull the guy in close to her, and passionately kiss him on the lips.

The one Michael plunked on Lisa Marie had nothing on this one, believe me.

In the midst of the stifling lip-lock, she stole a glance in my direction.

Ah, the telepathic message was crystal clear!

"He's mine. So, there!"

I laughed out loud!

Are women that insecure in their relationships with men?

If so - in this instant case, anyway - the possessive tart would be wise to ban the young Lothario from any late-night jaunts alone in West Hollywood walking Fido.

Otherwise - before you can utter up - "I do" - he'll be "out" picketing in opposition to Proposition 8 with his studly boyfriend in tow.

There's an old joke that applies here.

Ten percent of the population was born gay.
The other ninety percent got sucked into it.

Amen!