Al Gore...dated without Tipper's knowledge? Secret bachelor days...

When the news broke yesterday that Al Gore and Tipper were breaking up after forty years of marriage, a handful of news outlets dragged out old archive material which featured Gore interviews over the years.

One was quite telling.

The reviewer casually asked if the childhood sweet hearts always knew they were right for each other.

Without hesitation - in one of those foot-in-mouth moments - Al quickly quipped that they both dated other people early on in the relationship.

Tipper, sitting on Al’s right, whirled around - somewhat taken aback = and snapped accusingly:

“Did we?”

Al, being the smooth character that he is (and was back then) responded without skipping-a-beat.

“But, I always knew that she was the gal for me,” Gore gushed without batting-an-eye.

If you ask me, it was one of those - ooops! moments - that was quite revealing.

Frankly, I am inclined to hazard a guess that there was a secret affair with a man in his past.

Not surprising when you consider that Al Gore was quite the handsome young stud cutting a fine swath back in his bachelor days.

These days, he’s too boring to lure anyone into his lair, in my estimation.

Is a fantasy about being gored by Al that sexually exciting?

Not!

Unless it’s play-for-play of course.

News at 11!

The man doth kisseth too much!

(shades of Michael Jackson & Liza's ex?)

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John Stamos...sexual addiction? TMZ getting warm...

Folks who tune in to TMZ are familiar with their sly modus operandi when it comes to celebrity scoops.

Harvey's young cubs usually stake out territory at one of the trendy bistros in West Hollywood, or the airport, then hunker down and wait for the golden opportunity to catch a celebrity on the fly in an embarrassing moment.

Usually, the ambush technique works.

If not, a full-frontal attack may net results, too.

More often-than-not, the snoops on the look-out for a scoop, will hurl a piece of bait - then pray - that it will land a morsel of juicy gossip.

In the case of a John Stamos, an opportunity slipped through their fingers, though.

For example, when one of the reporters from TMZ spied John heading in his direction on the street, he nonchalantly uttered up an observation.

"John, you're a handsome guy. How come you don't have a sexual addiction?"

An odd expression spread over his face before he shrugged and move on down the gauntlet.

That reaction should have been the tip off!

The truth of the matter?

Years ago, a male acquaintance confided in me - that one evening when he was out for a stroll in Hollywood - Stamos drove by and cruised him!

Before you could say - "easy pick up" - he was romping hot 'n heavy between the sheets with the sexy sitcom star.

Apparently, Stamos has an insatiable appetite for sex with studly males.

Unlike losers like Jesse James, the pretty boy actor is intelligent (and discreet) enough to keep his di** from getting caught in the wringer, fortunately.

And now for the big question.

Is Stamos a top or a bottom?

News at 11!

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Anna Paquin...bisexual confession crashes PSA web site! True colors...

A web site that posted a clip of Anna Paquin "outing" herself on the Internet has reported that the announcement triggered such a widespread response that the server became overwelmed and subsequently crashed.

I spied a news alert on Yahoo on Thursday afternoon which reported that the "True Blood" star was actively participating in a Public Service Announcement for Cyndi Lauper's - "Give a Damn Campaign" - in which she was taking the opportunity to disclose her own  "bisexuality".

Because there has never been a hint of her sexual persuasion in the media 'til now, the surprising unexpected announcement piqued the curiosity of the Nation.

That evening, Anna Paquin soared into the top ten search lists at Alexa and Yahoo, and the trend continued throughout the next day.

Alongside celebs such as - Elton John (who knew?), American Idol contestant Clay Aiken (natch), and  comic Wanda Sykes (who cares?) - Paquin declared her sexual orientation to promote equality for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community.

Two videos were shot in Los Angeles on January 30 and were released online April 1st.

It was not an April Fool's Day joke, folks!

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Women...insecure about boyfriends?

I was perched on a comfy sofa in the lobby of Loew's in Santa Monica - as the ushers cleaned out the trash from the screening before - when an attractive young hetero couple strolled by.

The "dude" caught my eye, but - not because of his "looks" - or anything aesthetic like that.

The overly-tall twenty-something guy was tripping-the-light-fantastic in the ugliest pair of peddle-pushers (!) and what had to be the tackiest pair of white clogs (!) that I had the misfortune to take a gander at in years!

When the young Asian gal spied me gazing in the direction of her date, she immediately assumed I was cruising her better half.

So, as the couple glided up the escalator a few feet beyond me, the wacko broad proceeded to pull the guy in close to her, and passionately kiss him on the lips.

The one Michael plunked on Lisa Marie had nothing on this one, believe me.

In the midst of the stifling lip-lock, she stole a glance in my direction.

Ah, the telepathic message was crystal clear!

"He's mine. So, there!"

I laughed out loud!

Are women that insecure in their relationships with men?

If so - in this instant case, anyway - the possessive tart would be wise to ban the young Lothario from any late-night jaunts alone in West Hollywood walking Fido.

Otherwise - before you can utter up - "I do" - he'll be "out" picketing in opposition to Proposition 8 with his studly boyfriend in tow.

There's an old joke that applies here.

Ten percent of the population was born gay.
The other ninety percent got sucked into it.

Amen!

Bisexuality...a definition!

A bisexual is either trying to get in on everything -
or grab-a-hold of whatever he can!

Julian Ayrs
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