Al Gore...Police report reads like Porn novel. An Inconvenient truth...

Well, allegation of tongue-kiss, may not be far off!

When I speculated a couple of weeks ago that the break-up between Al Gore and his long-time childhood sweetheart may have been triggered by events which thus far escaped the glare of the public spotlight - I hit the jackpot -  alright! 

Background:

Post:  07/05/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/07/al-goregroping-investigation-where.html

Post: 06/01/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/al-goreand-wife-tipper-to-separate.html

Post: 06/02/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/al-goredated-without-tippers-knowledge.html

In the past few days, sordid details of the alleged groping incident have been released to the press, and the tawdry tale reads like a cheap dime-store novel!

The 73-page tome details with no-holds barred the brief encounter between a hire-by-the-hour massage therapist (I use the term loosely) and the former Vice President who was referred to Hotel Staff as a "special guest".

If the enterprising babe was intrigued at idea of gleaning the identity of the mysterious traveller from the front-desk register, she was SOL!

Al Gore booked into his suite under an assumed name.

Mr. Stone!

A pebble for your thoughts, folks.

According to the police report, Mr. Gore greeted the stranger at the entrance of the suite, with a long lingering embrace.

"I was a bit taken aback by it," the masseuse blurted to the police in charge of the investigation.

Why did she not recoil in disgust?

Allegedly, the Hotel informed her prior to the session, that the individual scheduled for the massage was a VIP.

"A powerful man," they stressed.

So, the Hotel Lucia was giving him the Royal Treatment, according to sources.

Dollar signs must have been floating inside that conniving head of hers, because she proceeded to not only "service" Al Gore, but take note of all the salacious details for future posterity.

For example, the muscle-soother noted to investigators right off-the-bat that Gore instructed her to massage the inside of the thighs.

"I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual because it can be a percursor to inappropriate behaviour by a male client."

At his insistence, her hands fluttered up to his stomach to work the muscles in that region - at which point - Bill Clinton's former second-hand man  began to moan!

At this juncture, the masseuse sauntered into more turbulent waters.

Gore instructed her to massage farther down.

 "Go lower," he demanded.

When the clever gal chose a "safe non-sexual" area of muscle, Gore not only reacted angrily - but - uttered up sharp loud verbal grunts.

She recalled that he grabbed her right hand, shoved it down under the sheet, and shouted:

 "There!"

At this point in the titillating tale, Police officers were no doubt all ears with a slight rise in their levi's.

The masseuse, as it turns out, had quite a flair for the dramatic too.

She alleged that Gore abruptly changed his tone all-of-a-sudden "as though he had switched personalities."

Then, he pleaded for release of his second chakra, according to the slightly-off miracle-worker.

"This was yet another euphenism for sexual activity," she insisted to Law Enforcement officials.

If you ask me, this woman is looney-tunes!

Also, it appears from the other allegations, that she is prone to read too much purple prose.

For example, at the tail-end of the session, she charged:

"(He) wrapped me in an inescapable embrace and caressed my back and buttocks (!) and breasts."

The long and short of it?

She alleges that she "tried to get away" but Gore was too strong for her.

So, she succumbed just like that?

Uh-huh.

Gore allegedly maneuvered her into the bedroom after that (with military-style precision?).

Then, he flipped her flat on her back and threw his whole body face down atop (!) of her.

Her choice of words is amazing, isn't it?

But the ordeal was not over.

"He pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed (!) me in embrace, tongue-kissed me, massage me, groped my breasts and rubbed himself against my crotch saying: "You know you want to do it".

And, not once, did she cry out for help!

Golly, Al Gore must be alot more mesmerizing that we all thought, eh?

As Columbo would say, just one more thing.

"Did he have a big dick?"

Inquiring minds want to know.

Hotel Lucia

(Portland, Oregon)

http://www.julianayrs.com/

Al Gore...dated without Tipper's knowledge? Secret bachelor days...

When the news broke yesterday that Al Gore and Tipper were breaking up after forty years of marriage, a handful of news outlets dragged out old archive material which featured Gore interviews over the years.

One was quite telling.

The reviewer casually asked if the childhood sweet hearts always knew they were right for each other.

Without hesitation - in one of those foot-in-mouth moments - Al quickly quipped that they both dated other people early on in the relationship.

Tipper, sitting on Al’s right, whirled around - somewhat taken aback = and snapped accusingly:

“Did we?”

Al, being the smooth character that he is (and was back then) responded without skipping-a-beat.

“But, I always knew that she was the gal for me,” Gore gushed without batting-an-eye.

If you ask me, it was one of those - ooops! moments - that was quite revealing.

Frankly, I am inclined to hazard a guess that there was a secret affair with a man in his past.

Not surprising when you consider that Al Gore was quite the handsome young stud cutting a fine swath back in his bachelor days.

These days, he’s too boring to lure anyone into his lair, in my estimation.

Is a fantasy about being gored by Al that sexually exciting?

Not!

Unless it’s play-for-play of course.

News at 11!

The man doth kisseth too much!

(shades of Michael Jackson & Liza's ex?)

http://www.thetattler.biz

Sarah Palin...believes in witchcraft! Heh, get behind me, Satan...

Allegedly, a "YouTube" video has surfaced in recent days, which unwittingly catches VP hopeful - Sarah Palin - bowing her head before a Kenyan Pastor as he recites a prayer to protect her from "witchcraft".

Huh?

If Palin was seeking protection from "witchcraft" as she prepared to seek higher office (as the news reports allege) then - without doubt - the Alaskan upstart obviously believes in things that go bump in the night.

As Spock would say, "It's logical".


In the event she manages to prevail in the upcoming election, it is wholly possible - given the facts to date - that Ms. Palin may be inclined to crudely scratch a cross in lamb's blood over each and every door and window at the White House.






Who wants to tempt fate, after all?





I expect somewhere down the road there will also be unsubstantiated reports that the lipstick dynamo also has a small collection of dolls with the images of her enemies sewn on their faces along with a suspicious array of pins ceremoniously poked in the head, heart, torso, and limbs of each one.

Get behind me, Satan!

Sarah Palin...reluctant to pass judgment on "gays". Gibson interview on ABC confirms it!

In these parts, it causes some to shake their heads, when they end up in an argument with another gay person about their curious decision to vote Republican this fall.

After all - to many in the homosexual community - being gay and a republican is a bit of a misnomer!

The reason?

Many feel that the republicans have unjustly voted nay on pro-gay issues in the past.

But - some have a convoluted notion that they can change the party from the "inside" - given half the chance.

Maybe they have something there, if Palin's conduct of late is any indication.

Although the VP hopeful is on the record as being anti-gay - in respect to gay marriage and benefits for partners - she appeared to be a bit reticent about expressing those views (or any negative comments about gays) during her interview with Charles Gibson the other night on ABC News.

In fact, when Palin was asked outright about one gay issue, she stumbled for words.

"I don't know," she responded hesitantly.

Gee, I wonder if Palin ran smack dab into a handful of those smart well-heeled homosexuals firmly ensconced in the Republican Log Cabin on Capitol Hill - and after mixing and mingling a smidgen - is inclined to have some doubts?

After all - once you've met a few upscale Queens, Sarah, you'll find they aren't half-bad.

Or just maybe, the VP hopeful is inclined to follow the dictates of an old adage, now that she is rubbing shoulders with a gaggle of rainbow republicans in Washington, D.C.?

It goes something like this.

Don't sh** where you sleep!

One for the gay republicans on the "hill".


Todd, that's his beard 'ya know...

Sarah Palin...photo of VP hopeful has negative impact according to Neuroscientists!

Cognitive neuroscience signals wrong message to send...


When I opened up the morning paper and spied a photograph of Sarah Palin supporters carrying placards displaying an image of the VP hopeful flexing her bicep, I laughed out loud.

Talk about synchronicity!

Just last night, I attended a lecture by Dr. Irving Biederman, the respected Harold W. Dornslife Professor of Neuroscience at USC.

The focus of the talk was on the neural basis for aesthetics.

During the course of the discussion, Dr. Beiderman displayed a handful of images on the screen which resulted in negative interpretable experiences for the subjects tested.

Curiously, a photograph that scored low on the test as a pleasurable experience, was the one that depicted a man flexing his bicep, and strikingly similar to the one Palin supporters are displaying on their placards!

Of course, the promotion is a take-off on "Rosie the Riveter".

Even still, I don't expect that the Palin camp is aware that the image they're touting is - undoubtedly, in view of the scientific research - turning off the voters they are trying to reach!

Again, it appears that John McCain and his handlers, failed to do their homework.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people to do stupid things in large groups."

Not a lipstick pig by any stretch of the imagination!

Sarah Palin...the Devil according to a Gelson shopper. Tom - um - Todd inconsequential!

Butch cohorts ready to tattle on Sarah's locker room indiscretions...

Last night as I headed to the cash register at Gelson's, a middle-aged blond woman was in a tirade at the check-out stand.

"She's the Devil," she rasped to a thin fey man next to her in line.

I stopped and asked her dead-pan,

"Are you kibitzing about Sarah Palin?"

"Yes," she shouted gleefully in response.

"See, you didn't even have to reveal her name and I knew who you were talking about."

All the shoppers within earshot roared!

Although voters may be gushing over the VP hopeful in some republican quarters around the country- in this neck of the woods - Palin's pretty much a party joke.

Meanwhile, husband Tom is viewed somewhat tepidly.

Yeah, I know hubby's name is actually Todd.

In a post yesterday, I referred to him as Tom to subtly infer just how inconsequential he is, but the joke went over a few people's heads.

Voters just can't seem to remember what's-his-name.

Or, maybe they just can't be bothered making the effort?

However, Mr. Sarah did rankle a few jangled nerves, when it was learned that he often clicked open confidential e-mails meant for the salacious eyes of the Gov only.

Just stick to the Iron Man competition Tom - uh - Todd!

Or, whatever the strength endurance test is called up there in the great white north.

Most importantly, though, keep your hand out of the Government cookie jar.

Only one freeloader per household, got it?

Tipsy Todd toed Trooper's line...

Palin...Who's Sarah? Charlie Gibson to probe Ice Queen on ABC!

Gibson insightfully probes Reeves on acting techniques...


Shortly after McCain announced his pick for VP, the sh** hit the fan!

In fact - there was quite a furor on the Internet over the next few days - as a couple of scandals were uncovered and rivals reared their ugly heads - spilling the ice flows on the Vice Presidential hopeful's tawdry past.

Consequently - in the wake of the brouhaha - Sarah was quickly scuttled away from the prying eyes of the media (interviews with Larry King and others were squelched) and a protective (impenetrable) shield was erected around the top-heavy controversial candidate.

To many, it appeared that Palin's big "coming out" speech was carefully ghost-written to conjure up the images of a wholesome "hockey" mom, totally blemish-free.

Yup, Sarah's just one of a handful of regular folks, out to steadfastly pursue her civic duty.

But, the fact that her handlers were reticent about unleashing her to the media - without advisers and political coaches in tow - signalled trouble in Camelot.

Could Sarah be trusted to open her fat yap without destroying the stellar construct the republicans were rehabilitating for her to inhabit?

We'll know soon enough when Charles Gibson - at ABC News - interviews the elusive State Trooper-hater in just about a nano second.

Charles Gibson?

Is the aw-shucks good-guy newsie capable of crafting the kind of hard-hitting questions capable of wrestling the "goods" out of the effervescent gun-toting anti-abortionist charmer?

With that in mind, I've rustled up a handful of probing questions, sure to engender a quick reveal on the Palin mystique.

1. Are your ubiquitous specs for show or are you blind as a bat?
2. What does Caribou meat taste like in five native words or less?
3. Do you sleep in the buff?
4. What attracted you to Tom - personality, man tool, smarts?
5. Do you ever regret being uprooted to Icetown, USA?
6. Was son Tackle conceived on a fishing jaunt?
7. Your modus operandi in bed is self-control or out-of-control?
8. Where do you pack your pistol on the campaign trail?

I trust the answers will be forthcoming without need of a subpoena!


Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Sarah Palin...Gov's deceitful attempt to "hold over" investigation 'til after election!

Hold on to your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy ride...


On the heels of scandalous news reports that Sarah Palin sought to have an Alaskan State Trooper fired - and that there is a pending investigation to determine the extent of wrongdoing on the Governor's part - republican hatchet-men have sprung into the fray in a deceitful effort to protect their Vice Presidential hopeful.

Palin's pit bulls have not only begun to fight the allegations tooth and nail - but have demonstrated in the past twenty-four hours - their willingness to pursue whatever dishonest tactic is necessary to thwart full disclosure prior to election night.

Yesterday, for instance, a Palin aide refused to give a deposition to a legislative investigator reviewing the circumstances around the Trooper "incident".

Is this the kind of dubious conduct an innocent witness (with nothing to hide) would normally engage in when facing a straightforward government probe out to seek the truth?

In my estimation, no.

Then, a Palin attorney not only proceeded to question the jurisdiction of the proceedings, but fired off a missive asking that the State suspend the Palin investigation until the jurisdictional issue could be resolved.

If the powers-that-be grant the the suspension - any findings regarding an abuse of power by Palin - would not be released until after the election.

The republicans are not only acting dishonestly - but, in the process - trying to pull a fast one on American voters.

If Palin has nothing to hide - and is not guilty of any wrongdoing - why doesn't she hasten the investigation so that any doubts the public may have about the issues in question may be quickly laid to rest?

The fact that - Palin, her handlers, and key players in the republican party - are seeking to stall and delay the proceedings - signals the obvious:

Palin hasn't come clean about her conduct in respect to the State Trooper.

And, she doesn't want the revelations to come to light until she's (hopefully) safely entrenched in her post at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Does she think she's fooling anyone?

As Maureen Murphy once said,

"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces."

John McCain...backside glances video! All in the camera angle...

That's not the first time he's checked out my a**...


In a post yesterday, I speculated about McCain's incompetence in respect to the vetting process.

In response, a blog reader jokingly provided a link, where web surfers could take a gander at the efforts McCain undertook. (www.julian1st.wordpress.com)

When an image of McCain - checking out Palin's "rack" - sprang to life in front of me on the screen, I laughed out loud.

Funny!

Afterwards, some enterprising - and very creative individuals - took real-time footage of a similar incident and proceeded to turn out a hilarious video ("Backside Glances") which caused a big stir on the Internet overnight after it was released.

On the heels of the side-splitting joke, McCain's supporters attempted damage control by speculating on the morning news that because of the angle of the "camera shot" - McCain's glances at notes on the podium - appeared to give the impression he was checking out her bu**.

I expect that had he actually been giving an approving eye to her a** - by virtue of their own arguments - it would have then appeared that McCain was actually glancing down at his own crotch.

And, why - pray tell - would he be taking stock there?

To determine if a bulge in his pants was noticeable to the audience, perhaps?

There's one positive thing you can say about the selection of Palin for running-mate.

Her lunatic candidacy is going to provide a lot of entertaining fodder over the next few weeks!

If Palin survives the gauntlet, that is!

John McCain...googled Sarah Palin. Competence in question!

Sarah made a monkey out of me...


The sh** hit the fan over the weekend when it was announced that - in addition to other unsettling background information surfacing on Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - that her daughter is five months into a pregnancy out-of-wedlock.

For many, that was the straw on the camel's back.

Now, in the fresh light of a new day, McCain's selection process is being seriously questioned.

According to one incensed insider - McCain simply "googled" Palin to render a quick sketch of his pick - and weed out potential problem scenarios.

Was that slap-dash research on Palin sufficient?

In a bold-faced effort to thwart accusations that the "alleged" flimsy background check signals a screw-up - and outright incompetence on the part of McCain - a spokesperson has assured the media that the probe on Palin was quite thorough.

"At least two dozen aides reviewed speeches, public records, legal documents, credit history, financial records, and formal complaints against her," handler Maria Comella asserted matter-of-fact.

But, someone was keen to the fact that Palin's background record was spotty, at best.

And, that online sources storing biographical data, needed sprucing up.

So, appropriate action - ethically in question now - was taken.

For example, apparently an unknown party accessed Wikipedia on the eve of the announcement that Palin would be McCain's pick, and proceeded to beef up her resume to give it some "weight".

Curiously, a couple of days ago, I noted in a post that a news anchor laughingly pointed out on the air that she perused the Wikipedia site on Friday (August 29th) to get a take on Sarah Palin since there was so little information available in the mainstream press and/or public records about McCain's running-mate.

In retrospect, it appears that parties unknown utilized the Wikipedia site, to manipulate assessments.

In fact, over the weekend, the New York Times reported that once editors at the Wikipedia site were alerted to the highly suspect nature of the biographical entries - they proceeded to balance out the material - since it was obvious that there appeared to be a scurrilous effort to bolster Palin's credentials and in a more favorable light.

At this juncture, it appears that Sarah Palin must go.

I'm predicting that McCain will opt for another candidate in the near future.

By the way, if we all had more foresight - than hindsight - we'd all be better off by a damn sight!

Alaskan Nights coming to NBC this fall...

Sarah Palin...ignorance about global warming may cost Republicans election!

God's endless bounty, Sarah?

Although Sarah Palin (the VP hopeful plucked out of obscurity to be McCain's running-mate) is hardly out of the starter's gate, she's already managed to step in a heap load of caribou sh**, nonetheless.

In spite of glaring evidence to the contrary, Palin has stated for the record, that she does not think global warming is "man-made".

The silly arctic come-lately is not only uneducated and misinformed - but, quite frankly - an idiot, as well!

Unless the self-proclaimed hockey mom takes a crash course in the obvious in the next few weeks, I expect that her shocking ignorance will cost the Republicans the election in the fall.

Martin Luther King, Jr. once opined,

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Negative impact of global warming in Alaska. Duh!

John McCain...picks "hockey mom" extremist for VP ticket. Sarah who?

Sarah sets sights on ice - um - glass ceiling!


When the breaking news splashed across plasma screens around the country - for most Americans tuning in - the media jolt was startling.

Uh-huh!

On the heels of an announcement by the balmy ex-fighter pilot - that Sarah Palin was plucked up from relative obscurity to be his toasty second-in-command - voters were left scratching their heads.

Was this a clever ploy by McCain to gender ingest his political landscape?

Or - was it just a whimsical "throw of the dice" - calculated to blast wide-open a glass ceiling fraught with a million cracks by virtue of Hillary Clinton's failed bid for the Vice Presidency?

Meanwhile - a handful of frenzied analysts in the mainstream media - theorize that McCain's surprise "turn-of-the-screw" is a bold-faced effort to snatch up votes that are most surely twisting in-the-wind at the behest of disenchanted suburban housewives.

Think twice, buster.

As one Congresswoman quipped this morning,

"Sarah Palin is no Hillary Clinton."

In spite of it - pundits are now pouring over her qualifications like flies on sh** - what little there is of 'em.

In fact - one news anchor laughingly noted - she resorted to perusing Wikipedia to get a take on the former Ice Queen who holds sway as Governor of Alaska.

For those who accuse that McCain is in thick with the oil big-wigs - Palin taking a shot at the VP ticket - amounts to a stake in their heart.

Palin's husband, after all, holds a top-level position at BP Oil.

Notwithstanding, Ms. Palin has been stridently arguing to anyone within earshot - that drilling for oil in Alaska is not only conceivable - but falls way short of threatening wild-life environmentalists and animal activists are concerned about.

In sum, it appears McCain chose the "hockey mom" because of her energy expertise!

The out-of-the-blue upstart sure is lacking in the ethics department, though.

No cigar there, for sure.

For those of you not up-to-speed, the Gov is under investigation for unethical conduct which doesn't bode well for McCain or the Republican party out of the starting gate from the get-go.

Unless - their corrupt behind-the-scenes cronies are prepared to do her bidding with the power-elite behind the probe - of course.

In passing, it is duly noted that Palin is 44.

A double-barreled number, eh?

Which reminds me - she's pro-gun - and is a card-carrying member of the NRA.

In leisure hours, she thrills to the scent of blood and pines for the heart-pounding excitement of the hunt.

Stalking and mercilessly slaughtering the Lord's creatures is big in her neck-of-the-woods, I guess.

Given time - she'll be raping the land - left right and center.

On a slow-news day, Palin has managed to stride into the landscape and offer up a lot of juicy fodder to chew on, when hearts and minds would otherwise be idle.

There is a God, Obama!

You snooze, you lose...

Joe Biden...take my wife, please!

Try a plug...


The Internet was all a-twitter overnight in response to an off-kilter remark Vice President hopeful Joe Biden uttered up at his "coming out" party yesterday afternoon at a rally with Barack Obama.

When he introduced his wife Jill - for instance - he joked that his better half had a doctorate which was a "problem".

Not for her, obviously!

I expect that when the two are head-to-head in an intellectual discussion - which she is winning due to her savvy maneuvers and overall smarts - Biden is probably inclined to give a nod to Roger Dangerfield and the comedian's oft-repeated phrase,

"Take my wife, please!"

While a handful of political analysts poohed poohed Biden's attempt at levity in respect to the issue of her brainier accomplishments, one pundit noted that it was "A-OK" for the candidate to gush about her looks.

While not all may have agreed with Biden's assessment - it is a known fact - that perceptions of reality are often colored by the eyes of love.

Especially, when it comes to spouses.

But, getting back to the comment about his wife's grey matter.

That sort of repartee is alright in the parlour room or around a card table with old friends.

But on the world podium, the "put down" was in poor taste.

Notwithstanding, it's a dangerous minefield to traverse over, even with the best of intentions.

A word of advice, Joe.

There are some blood-thirsty folks across the country ready to go for the jugular.

So, think before you speak.

Theophrastus once said,

"An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle"

Nuff said!




With Biden, there will be a lot of finger pointing...

John McCain...to pick Jeb Bush as VP?

We fooled the voters once, we'll fool 'em again...


Whoa Nellie!

I sat up and took notice when I spied a list of potential running mates for that crotchety presidential candidate, John McCain.

Jeb Bush is on the short list?

If that's the case, let's take a gander at the potential scenario.

John McCain wins the Presidential race with Jeb on the VP ticket.

Then, one evening - after ingesting a bit of nitroglycerin for the old ticker - an impotent moment with Cindy inclines the aging Lothario to pop a tab of Viagra.

Faster than you can say - double whammy! - McCain is carted off to the hospital quick as a wink.

Too late!

So, who becomes top dog in the White House?

You got it: Jeb Bush.

Well, looks like Obama may be a shoe-in, after all, once voters get their priorities straight!

I still like to swing even if John is not up to it...

Hillary Clinton...shutting down. Overdue bow on Friday, according to New York Times!

I have experience, I could always work at Starbucks...






Well, the shocks and jolts keep coming today, folks.

Early this morning I got word that the Planning Commission in Malibu "denied" the proposal for an ordinance to ban pot dispensaries within the city limits.

Then, on the heels of that heady moment, a news flash confirmed that the Justices at the California Supreme Court "denied the stay" on their ruling lifting the ban on Gay Marriage.

Just as I was catching my breath - and getting ready to head out to the local deli for a salami & rye sandwich - more sh** hit the old fan!

The New York Times fired off a missive heralding Mrs. Clinton's decision to endorse Barack Obama, express her support for the Senator - and egads! - bring her financially-troubled year-and-a-half campaign to a screeching halt.

Today, someone must have given Hillary a whiff of smelling salts!

In a staggering about-face, one adviser confided that Mrs. Clinton would concede defeat - and not only congratulate Mr. Obama for his big-win Tuesday - but also proclaim him the party’s nominee while pledging to do the "right thing". (McCain would be proud)

Although Mrs. Clinton was reluctant to squelch the torch last night pending an opportunity to discuss her future with the powers-that-be today, even the precious few in the inner sanctum confessed that events on Wednesday signaled it was time to relinguish her sweaty grasp at the old brass ring.

One of her long-time supporters since the halcyon days said it best.

"We pledged to support her to the end. Our problem is not being able to determine when the he** the end is," confessed Charles B. Rangel. (New York Democrat)

When Walter F. Mondale - and others - announced that they were now backing Mr. Obama - it must have been tantamount to a prize punch in the gut.

"I was for Hillary — I wasn’t against Obama, who I think is very talented," Mr. Mondale said. "I’m glad we made a decision and I hope we can unite our party and move forward."

Traitor.

But, that's all water under the bridge now, eh?

A send-off party is planned for Mrs. Clinton and her supporters for Friday.

Would you attend?

Talk about doom and gloom!

Were I Hillary, I'd take the first flight to Hawaii and chill out on the beach with a bottle of Chivas Regal 'til I got royally sh**-faced.
(uh-huh)

After all, the party proper had little to say on the heels of her fall-down-go-boom episode except,

"Democrats must now turn our full attention to the general election."

Yeah, it's roll-over time.

Some of Mrs. Clinton’s supporters urged Mr. Obama to take the senator on as his running mate.

In one of those ominous conference calls with members of the New York Congressional delegation on Tuesday, Mrs. Clinton was allegedly asked whether she would be open to joining a ticket headed up by Mr. Obama. Insiders say, if the big cheeze offered up the VP ticket - she would not only accept - but join in the good fight to storm the White House in the fall.

Terry McAuliffe, the Clinton campaign chairman, continued to swear up and down there were "absolutely zero discussions" in that vein on Tuesday.

But today is Wednesday.

Who knows what tomorrow brings?


T-Shirt market went through roof today...
(Chelsea eat your heart out!)