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Showing posts with label Michael Phelps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Phelps. Show all posts

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Michael Phelps...bows out of race & jolts fans! Reporter scuttlebutt stings






Un-sportsman-like behavior?




Fans received quite a jolt at the Pan Pacific Championships when Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps dug in his heels - instead of electing to dive into the crystal clear waters sparkling nearby - and announced he was cancelling his slot in the 200 individual medley race with Ryan Lochte.

Ryan Lochte undoubtedly pined to best a victory he landed over Phelps two weeks ago at the U.S. championships.

The accomplishment was no mean feat in the wake of the supersuit bans in January.

When Lochte nabbed the golden prize, he became the first swimmer to break a world record since the restrictions were imposed.

Meanwhile, when probed by a News commentator poolside in Irvine (CA), Phelps caught himself - midstream, so to speak - revealing the awful truth.

“With all the training I’ve been doing - well, not doing - I didn't feel confident that I’d be able to go any faster,“ he confessed in so many words.

Was it a sloppy slip of the tongue that caused the star athlete to admit he hadn’t been training?

Just yesterday, I reported that the celebrated swimmer’s coach was frustrated by the lack of focus and Phelps' continued failure to appear poolside regularly to keep-in-shape for the upcoming competitions.

Post: 08/21/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/michael-phelpsnabs-4-golds-bad-boy.html

On the heels of the initial revelation, Phelps uttered up a flimsy excuse to explain away why he was backing down from the much-anticipated race against good friend and competitive rival Lochte.

“I was feeling sluggish,” he whined.

Obviously, when you consider that Phelps failed to qualify for the 400 IM final.
Poor baby!

So, like a quitter - afraid to face challenges square on - Phelps chose to hang out with his girlfriend on the sidelines instead as Lochte went on to win the individual medley.

In fact, when the eager swimmer hit the wall, he scooped up the win with the 3rd-fastest time in history (in spite of the fact he slowed down a hair’s breath on the last leg of the race).

Even powerhouse swimmers like Lochte occasionally lack that final burst of energy to surge ahead when seconds are crucial in the end scheme of things.

Lochte ended up with 6 gold medals at Pan Pacific for his efforts.

At the end of the day, Michael Phelps qualified to race in competitive stints in upcoming swim meets on an International level.

His 2011 schedule likely will include the 200 IM, 200 freestyle, and the 100 and 200 butterfly.

Of course, there will be at least three relays, too.

Most agree - it was an odd sight, though - to spy the high-profile hunk sitting out an event.

Some critics argued that Phelps bowed out because he doesn’t like losing.

“Lochte was a wake-up call for Phelps. He has been forced to move into a different gear,“ one reporter quipped in a commentary on air.

Lochte won four individual gold medals to two squirreled by Phelps, including surefire wins  in the 200- and 400-meter individual medleys.

If you recall, Phelps once was King in these events.

Others whispered that Michael took the action he did because he was flat-out getting tired of losing to Lochte - a swimmer who has been breathing down his back - and on occasion - besting him at the finish line.

Lochte is a comer, after all, who has the staying power to compete in 5 or 6 races through the course of a day.

"He's versatile," one sport reporter underscored in his assessment.

Unlike Phelps - Lochte set his sights on his goals - and trained hard in the weeks leading up to the Pan Pacific Championships to achieve them.

What does the future hold for Phelps?

A fall from grace, perhaps, if he continues to pull these last-minute stunts which smack of a spoiled child anxious to pluck up his marbles and go home when things don't go his way.

Michael, get a grip!




Young blood breathing down Phelps back!

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Michael Phelps...nabs 4 Golds! Bad boy persona worries coach!



Swimming dude with attitude problem?





With his girlfriend waving enthusiastically from the stands, Michael Phelps - in pretty top form for the most part and geared up to meet the competition (well, almost; he bowed out of one individual medley with the jitters) - nabbed 4 gold medals at last count today at the Pan Pacific Championships in Irvine (CA).

On occasion, the media star was late off the block, but - when it came to the wall - his turns were so precise that it caused a few sports commentators to refer to the studly swimmer as aquaman.

Underwater shots of the athlete's prowess revealed a style that was all power, full of grace, and a wonder for the eyes to behold.


In the final analysis, a strong focus - and controlled strokes - pushed the (of late "unpredicatable") smooth hard-body to the finish line to score gold booty time and time again.

Fortunately for Phelps - today's performances sharply contrasted with his last appearances at Irvine - where he was obviously out-of-shape (a big disappointment to fans in the stands) and struggling to keep ahead of a pack of hungry young swimmers on his tail vying for a spot on the coveted  U.S. team alongside the Olympic Gold Medalist.

Today, in the first leg he contributed in the men's medley, Phelps boasted a record-breaker - which must have left the likeable swimmer beaming when he broke the surface of the water and caught sight of the numbers.

In one one fly race, Phelps glided in to capture a Gold Medal at the Pan Pacific at a respectable 50.86 seconds flat.

Michael has the distinction of currently being the only swimmer in America to hit the finish line with times below 51 seconds (to date).

But, earlier today, elusive Phelps caught reporters off-guard when he bowed out of one event.

Phelps withdrew from the preliminary heats of the 200-meter individual medley at the Pan Pacific Championships which means that there will not be a rematch against long-time rival Ryan Lochte (the swimmer snatched up 5 golds as of this morning; one more than Phelps).

“Michael is going to skip the 200 IM this moarning so he can concentrate on the relay tonight,” coach Bob Bowman explained to startled reporters before the heat bright and early this morning.

The reason?

"It’s going to take three really good swims to get through that...and neither one of us feel...like he’s got three really good ones," his coach confessed.

Is Lockte edging out Phelps as the Numero Uno attraction at swim meets in America?

The scuttlebutt is not good.

Phelps backing down from healthy swim challenges?

The kid's trainer has been worried by the sudden change in the Phelps modus operandi.

 This is the first year Phelps willfully ignored training plans without excuse, for instance.

"Some days he would just not show for  practice," Bob Bowman confirmed for the record.

On occasion, the high-profile celeb was more inclined to dash off for a round of golf.

"There would be no phone call, no heads up," as Bowman anxiously walked the plank poolside a little perplexed by the unexpected turn-of-events.

Has Michael become water-logged - and lost interest in the sport - perchance?
The absences - and failure to communicate with handlers for days on end - some find alarming.

"Sometimes, I would get worried: 'Is he OK?'" Bowman confided to the press.

Is he?

News at 11!



 
Too much bonging & banging?

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Michael Phelps...4th place! Jynxed @ U.S. National Championships!









Ever since Lochte cruised passed Michale Phelps this mid-week at the U.S. National Championships, it spelled trouble for the Gold Medalist.

Of an other-worldly kind perhap?

Has Phelps been jinxed by good gal and rival Ryan Lochte?

A fourth place for the 200 meter backstroke today was comparable to standing still in the proverbial water  for the Champ, and left quite a few shaking their heads in disbelief come the end of the race.

When a reporter primarily focused on Lochte poolside mid-week, and practically ignored Phelps, it jarred the sensibilities.

And, signalled that perhaps the spotlight was shifting its focus at the U.S. National Championships this year.

After all, the hype and the hoopla has usually intensely focused on Golden Boy Phelps.

The first big loss to Lochte (Ryan placed 1st & Michael a 2nd) underscored that it just may be a slow downhill slump from there for the Olympic Gold Medalist (Phelps).

Post: 08/07/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/michael-phelpsdragged-in-200-medley-at.html

The 200 meter backstroke competition proved to be the clincher earlier today.

Ryan Lockte swan to glory for a first place showing (1:55.58) to rack up a stellar credit that turned out to be 2nd-fastest placement in the world this year.

The strong breakout lead against 2nd finisher (Aaron Peirsol) and 3rd placement swimmer (Tyler Clary) said it all.

In his prime, Lockte's star is on the rise in the swim world, without doubt.

Michael Phelps was not just a big disappointment, but a downright headshaker, when he struggled to place in the 4th spot.

Lockte perceived the exciting scenario this way.
"I knew I had to get out fast and hold on for dear life."

"Those last 50 yards I could see that everyone was coming and thought:

 "This is going to be bad."

Meanwhile, Peirsol was pumped up over Lockte's strategy.

"He swam that race like you're supposed to swim it," Peirsol said.

"He basically called our bluff. I didn't even see him until the second turn, and by then I was too far back to catch up."

Meanwile, Michael - in spite of his devastatingly poor performance, remained cool-headed as he assessed the swim in the aftermath.

"I don't ever want to do that ever again," Phelps said.

I hope not, Michael.

It was painful to watch from this perch, let me tell 'ya.

In spite of the three big wins (some record-breakers) the Beijing King  acknowledged that he was disappointed with his performances.

Post: 08/04/0

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/michael-phelpsgolden-boy-nabs-100-fly.html

Post: 08/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/michael-phelpswins-butterfly.htm

Post: 08/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/though-he-wasnt-pleased-with-speed-he.html

"I was setting myself up for this," Phelps said.

"I'm only going to be happy if I'm perfect. If I'm not perfect, I'm going to be hard on myself."

Phelps said he would have to re-establish his training regimen.

Promises! Promises! Promises!






Saturday, August 7, 2010

Michael Phelps...dragged a** in 200 medley at U.S. Championships! Say what?




Pecs and Gold Medals do a body good!




Rivals!




It was a humbling experience for Phelps tonight at the U.S National Championships.

"That hurt, holy crap," Phelps fessd up, after losing to a top rival way down by the seaside.

Uh-huh!

Ryan Lochte snagged it tonight when he swam to glory in 1:54.84 seconds flat - in a whirlwind 200 meter individual medley stroked strong and strident - putting Phelps to shame.

Losses, according to the bruised Olympic Gold Medalist, always motivate.

Awful on Wednesday?

Well, then, a disaster tonight!

'Dude, I think about 20 meters left, I just saw you pass me like I was standing still. I kind of ran into a brick wall."

Ouch!

A second-place comer - hitting the wall @ 1:55.94 - didn't sit well with the world-class swimmer.
Usually, Phelps is able to boast a strong showing in individual medleys, where there is no baggage to bog him down.

For Lochte, it was kind of a double-whammy.

The win, spoke for itself, of course.

But besting Phelps, that was the icing on the cake.

Although there have been wins against the Golden Goy in the past, he'd never managed to ever skim past Phelps to score big in a major National or International meet.

Suppose, he was down so long, that it started to look like up to him.

But, now?

The terrain shifts a tad, don't 'ya think?

Oh, by the way, before I get distracted further - Tyler Clary - nabbed third place (1:59.19).

Lochte can attribute the breastbroke and freestyle stints to his winning streak.

 I think, keen observers would agree.

In the instance of Phelps it was a case of hitting the wall.

"Just physically I felt like my body shut down," Phelps confided in the aftermath.

Oh, well, there are always challenges ahead to make a better swimmer (and man) of  'ya, eh?

The remainder of the night's competition - though exciting - didn't hold much muster for me.



Did Michael throw a bone  to his sexy splashy pal?

Friday, August 6, 2010

Michael Phelps...Golden Boy nabs 100 fly in record time @ U.S.Championships! Glide to 50th win!







Michael Phelps - still the most exciting swim athlete to keep an eye on in this or any other relevant swim competition now or in the future - glided to an easy powerful win in the 100 meter Butterfly on Thursday at the U.S. Championships in tony Irvine (CA).

The multi-Olympic champion stroked to the finish line in excellent form - and a heady victory - to nab his 50th United States National swimming title.

Earlier in the week, in spite of two exciting wins (200 meter freestyle & 200 meter Butterfly), Phelps grumbled about his physical performance (the kid wasn't too happy about his timing, either) but was all smiles today as he spun himself up out of the pool with a satisfied look on his handsome chiselled face.

200 Meter Freestyle

Post: 08/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/though-he-wasnt-pleased-with-speed-he.html

200 Meter Butterfly

Post: 08/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/michael-phelpswins-butterfly.html

There was much to be overjoyed about (fans were ecstatic) after having shaved off a second of the previous world best time of 51.70 set by Evgeny Korotyshkin at the Russian Nationals in May.

Phelps's time of 50.65 seconds was the fastest in the world this year.

A man of few words, who tends to downplay his performance, the "Golden Boy" of the U.S. Swim circuit managed a few words for the press that signaled he was happy - a smidgent, at least - overall at long last.

"I'm fairly pleased with that," Phelps said.

"That's pretty good for right now. That's the best I've felt."

A bit cocky?

The win gave Phelps his 50th National title, the most all time.

Auburn's Tyler McGill confidently hit the wall behind him in second place with a so-so time of 52.20.

Ohio State's Tim Phillips came in a respectable third with a clock that read at 52.41.

With two races to go in the U.S. Championships in the month ahead, Phelps has turned a stellar page in his swim career on the American scene, for sure.

Without doubt, unpleasant personal missteps he struggled over last year (especially in respect to image) are fading into the past.

Just maybe, there's a product endorsement or two on the horizon, to propel his greatness forward once again.

News at 11.


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Michael Phelps...wins 200 Meter Butterfly! U.S. National Championships...








An hour after Michael Phelps won the 200 meter freestyle, he nabbed 1st place for the 200 meter butterfly @ the U.S. National Championships as well.

200 Meter Freestyle

Post: 08/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/though-he-wasnt-pleased-with-speed-he.html

Although Phelps was last off the blocks for the Butterfly stretch, he quickly zoomed ahead of his tough competitors, to hit the wall in 1:56:00. seconds flat.

The time was 4.49 seconds shy of the record he set at the World Championships in Rome last year.

In both races, Phelps "chopped" the pool walls, which was fodder to chew on in respect to his performance in upcoming competitions.

If fans were to believe Phelps, he floundered and flip-flopped throughout the race.

How does that make the losers feel, I wonder?

After noting that he didn't feel good at all, he stressed that it all boiled down to the "small" things.

"It's going to come back to being in shape."

Mark Dylla placed second, Tyler Clary third.

But, don't feel so bad, dudes!

Phelps hasn't lost the 200-meter fly since 2002.

If anything, the Butterfly stroke is a sort-of-a lucky charm for Michael.

Meanwhile, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Aaron Peirsol earned a spot on the Pan Pacific team, alongside Golden boy Phelps.

Peirsol - a world record-holder in his own right - was upset in the 100 backstroke -  and lost to a 24-year old up-and-coming swimmer by the name of David Plummer (who hails from Minnetonka, Minnesota).

The win represented the first National title for Plummer.

"It makes me think I can be the best in the world one day and that's every swimmer's dream."



Michael Phelps...wins 200 meter freestyle in record time! U.S. National Championships...





Though he wasn't pleased with the speed that he was clocking, Michael Phelps managed to surge ahead of the pack early on in the 200-meter freestyle at the U.S. National championships, to win a coveted spot on the U.S. team for the Pan Pacific Championships next month.

The Olympic Gold medalist touched the wall in 1: 45.61 seconds flat - a record time (the fastest this year) - and in the process quickly dispelled rumors that he was an out-of-shape swimmer who just might fail poolside in the picturesque Souhern California town of Irvine this evening.

"Still slower than I want to be," the Olympic champion confided to all within earshot.

Ryan Lochte fought vigorously to best Phelps (he trailed close 'til the near-end of the race) - but eventually lost out to the celebrated Olympic Swimmer - to nab the No. 2 spot.

Lochte's numbers were nothing to sniff at either (1:47.78).

Peter Vanderkaay - a bronze medalist - boasted third place (1:46.84).

Congrats, Michael!



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Michael Phelps...love tryst with Ms. California? Wining & Dining in Sin City!







Michael Phelps squired Nicole Johnson (Miss California) around the hot party and dinner circuit in Las Vegas over the weekend and triggered alot of speculation.

Is the handsome couple on the rebound?

Phelps and Johnson whispered sweet nothings to each other a few years back, but split, over another woman.

Ironically, a fling with another beauty Queen - Carrie Prejean - initially snuffed out Johnson's passion for the studly Olympic gold medalist

But, judging by the extent of their cozy rendez-vous in the silver state, it appears the love-birds are entertaining thoughts of reuniting.

The pair dined in the main chamber of Lavo one romantic evening and splashed poolside at Tao Beach the following day.

Did they do some dirty dancing between the sheets?

Inquiring minds want to know!  



Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Charlie Sheen...punishment fits crime? Aborted plea deal...




Charlie toughens up for the slammer!


Legendary Katharine Hepburn!



Actor Charlie Sheen originally copped a sweet plea deal with the court that has some critics shaking their heads.

“That’s not punishment,” one disgusted reporter lamented.

Charlie was prepared to plead no contest to a charge of felony menacing, and subsequently, receive a thirty day jail sentence to be served in the Picton County Jail (Colorado).

Background Info

Post:  06/03/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/charlie-sheenexpected-to-plea-bargain.html

But last minute, the deal was aborted.

Legal eagles were predicting that Charlie would actually end up in the slammer for a fraction of the sentence (17 days) based on time served and good behavior.

But what was getting the goat of some, was a stint of community service, that stipulated that Charlie appear daily at a local theatre and provide acting classes for aspiring young actors residing in the upscale skiing resort.

To some, it appeared to make a mockery of the court, when you consider that Charlie was being asked to perform a task (as punishment) that involved activities he warms up to (and makes a living at).

Others snidely remarked that Charlie wasn’t qualified for the role as coach for budding performers pursuing a career in live theatre productions.

“Sheen isn’t known for being a stage actor,” one reporter astutely noted.

True.

But, to be fair - under the circumstances - the Judge’s considered directive isn't too far off the mark.

There are many instances in the past where celebrity defendants (Michael Phelps?) were ordered to offer up advice in community service situations as part ‘n parcel of their sentence.

As to the issue of Charlie’s lack of stage experience?

Yes.

Stage acting and film acting are quite different in approach.

Film acting tends to be more internal due to the intimate nature of film.

On the other hand, stage actors are required to turn up their performance - play bigger - in a theatrical environment geared to a live audience.

Unlike film - where a director may abort a scene in the bud that is going awry - in the stage scenario actors are required to build and sustain a performance without the luxury of being able to stop and go until they get it right.

There is only one instance in the history of the theatre where that golden rule was broken.

The legendary Katharine Hepburn was starring in a stage production on Broadway at the height of her theatrical career.

Shortly after the play began, things went awry - so much so - that Ms. Hepburn was inclined to halt the production dead in its tracks.

After a quick apology to the startled audience - this was definitely a first, folks - Hepburn instructed the stage hands to bring down the curtain so that the production could start up on stronger legs after a breather for a moment or two.

Although the troubled actor may not be able to focus on skills specific to stage acting because of his lack of experience on the boards - because Sheen is a competent actor (and recognized as such in the business) with hands-on acting experience under his belt - he does possess vital worthwhile information about the acting business in general.

And, thus, Mr. Sheen is capable of passing on tips to actors that they would not otherwise be able to glean from school texts.

Charlie’s take on the business and his thoughts on acting (even how he prepares for a role he is undertaking) are intriguing aspects of the business - that from a practical point of view - may prove to be invaluable to a student interesting in pursuing a career as an actor.

So, whether Charlie breaks a leg or not, remains to be seen in July when a hearing is slated to firm up the details.

God willing!

News Update
The prosecution discovered that Sheen does not qualify for work release because he is not a local resident 
Also, public service requires stricter rules, which Sheen allegededly nixed.
Back to the drawing board to hammer out a new deal!
Sheen is due back in Court July 12th.


 



DUI rustles up community service!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Michael Phelps...documentary on U.S hero! Borres Productions tracks Olympic Gold Medalist...




Swimming stud - Michael Phelps - chose Borres Productions of Bridgeport to produce a documentary on his childhood years and rise to fame as an Olympic Gold Medalist at the Beijing games.

“The Michael Phelps Story: The Making of a Swimming Icon”  boasts the talents of award-winning Frank Borres of Borres Productions (who has written, co-produced and narrated the documentary).

Phelps has won 14 Olympic gold medals (including 8 at the Beijing 2008 games as millions of fans cheered the U.S. born swimmer on from the frenzied sidelines around the globe via satellite broadcast).”

This  is not Phelps' first collaboration with Borres Productions, however.

The creative team at Borres created  graphics and marketing productions for Octagon (who represents Michael Phelps).

The Phelps video chronicles the life & times of the remarkable swimmer and includes  interviews with people that influenced the young athlete (coach Bob Bowman; mother Debbie; sisters Whitney and Hilary; his supportive agent Peter Carlisle; and journalists such as Bob Costas and Paul McMullen)

No word on whether the insightful bio-doc will also explore the swimmer's recent brush with the law in respect to two D.U.I.'s and confessions about recreational use of marijuana which caused a bit of an uproar a few months ago in the glare of the sports arena and around the Nation.

Walmart has entered into a contract agreement to sell the video in their outlets and online at their site Walmart.com


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Michael Phelps...Baltimore Bullet beats Superman! ABC censors athlete's "business" for family hour...





As I was waltzing out the door of my Hotel room, I suddenly heard an ABC TV announcer urge viewers to stay tuned for a much-anticipated swim competition between Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps and court Pro Shaq O'Neal.

OMG!

It slipped my mind.

I turned on my heel, kicked off my shoes, cracked open a brewski, and waited with bated breath for the  "games" to begin.

In the opening teaser, ABC broadcast an interview with the two unlikely challengers, which was taped last week.

Phelps, sporting a full beard and (tame) moustache (and attired in a smart-suit ensemble) was surprisingly quick on the uptake.

In fact, when Shaq was inclined to go for the juglar - and make a show of it  (at Phelp's expense) - the swimmer adeptly put the huge hulk-of-a-man in his place pronto.

Good on you, Michael!

Then, there was a flash-forward to the festivities getting underway.

Prior to the actual racing match, Shaq was treated to a coaching session with Phelp's personal trainer, Bob Bowman.

Cut to the pool.

When Shaq first dove in, the splash was so bombastic, that I expect the displaced water required the pool be topped up.

I laughed out loud when ABC traced Shaq's by way of an underwater camera  - after all - the image was somewhat reminiscent of a blimp flopping forward upstream against a cruel relentless current.

After some pointers from the coach (for instance, advice on how to dip the head and affect a more effecient turn at the end of the lap) Shaq was put to the test.

His first attempt in a trial run (the coach recorded his time with a precision stop-watch for future reference) wasn't half-bad.

Did the likable lug want to take a second shot at it?

You bet!

"I never get tired," Shaq growled into the camera lens poolside.

And, judging from his scores, the power-house athlete was obviously prone to improving his water-sports-skills with practice!

Indeed!

In a few short stints, the "Man of Steel" shaved a minute or two off of his orginal record.

Meanwhile, Phelps spent part of his week with a group of children, who were delighted to meet the swim great!

At this juncture, things got curiouser and curiouser, though.

I was anxious to get a "look-see" at Michael's suitsuit so that I could report the "fashion" flash to my blog readers - who, for the most part - are Phelp's fans.

But, it was tough getting a gander at the Gold Medalist's bod below his slim muscled waist.

For example, on one occasion when the camera lens focused on Phelps in the pool with a dozen or so frolicking kids, his crotch was obscured by child-body-parts!

Another shot focused on Michael's "torso" (just for a second or two) as he kibitzed with the kids.

There were split-second "side-shots" and sly pans of  Michael amidst the "multitudes" -  but, darn it (!) - there wasn't any up-close (or clear-cut)  footage of  Michael in his skimpy speedo-style swimsuit.

Consequently, I was unable to discern the pattern, brand name, whether it fit snugly or not ('ya get my drift, eh?), and-so-forth and-so-on.

Golly, if  I didn't know better (!) I'd actually come to the conclusion that someone behind-the-scenes used a bit of judicious editing to ensure Michael's "business" wasn't hanging out during the family-hour on ABC TV.

A few seconds later, however, a segment featuring a blond blimbo newsie interviewing the Olympic stud, cracked me up.

When she turned to the camera to sign off, she was blushing, and clearly smitten by Phelps.

She was hot-to-trot alright. 

Just betcha, her bra and panties would have flown off her sexy bod with wild passionate abandon, had Michael made a subtle move in the locker room.

Speaking of  locker rooms.

At one point, as the two athletes were suiting up, it appeared that Shaq was trying to psyche Michael out.

To no avail.

Maybe it was because Michael was "playing"  his home town (Baltimore).

In sum, the "Bullet" was obviously keen to the fact that he had the advantage.

In the first competition, Shaq zoomed to the finish line first-place!

The crowd roared!

In a second race - in which Phelps faced a relay team consisting of  three Olympic female swimmers of some renown in the swim arena (in addition to Shaq) - it was too close for comfort.

No cigar for Shaq and his pussy dolls, though!

By the time the third race rolled around, Shaq decided to get down to business.

He dropped his drawers.

Lo & behold!

The "whale" was sporting a slinky skimpy suit sure to slice a fine swath through the crystal waters.

At this juncture, Shaq strutted, wiggled his a** for the fans, then hopped into the pool undaunted.

Now, it was down to the wire, mano-a-mano!

In the rivetting final swim heat, Phelps managed to squeak ahead and snatch the victory out from the iron jaw of  the "Man of Steel" by a sliver of a second.

The fans went wild.

In the final analysis, the ticket-holders got a lot of  bang for their buck.

So, what's next on the career agenda for Phelps?

A reality show, perhaps.

News at 11!



Monday, August 31, 2009

Shaq vs. Michael Phelps...swim challenge! Mangione Aquatic Center (September 15th)...




Phelps has his sights on winning!



Is the brute too chunky to slice through to the finish with ease?

 



Golden boy Michael Phelps has challenged Shaq O'Neal to an invigorating round of swim heats to take place before - what will undoubtedly turn out to be - a standing-room-only posse of Shaq and Phelps die-hard fans cheering both competitors on from the sidelines.

The two high-profile rivals are slated to take the big splash September 15th in a much-anticipated event to be broadcast live! on ABC Television Network.

The Mangione Aquatic Center at Loyola University will play host for the last installment of the highly-rated "Shaq VS" competition series.

The mighty "Shaq-mu" - a moniker he rustled up in the spirit of the tongue-in-cheek entertainment games - intends to win.

Just betcha!

How could he fail?

After all, Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps - otherwise known as "The Bomb" - has also signed on to coach Shaq about the basics of stroking, selecting a stylish (but-oh-so practical) slinky suit designed to slice through cool waters with an edge, hitting the wall, and how to snap up a bevy of  bodacious babes in Las Vegas.

A relay race squaring off Phelps and O'Neal (with handicaps whimsically tossed in and guaranteed to bolster the competitive spirit between the two high-profile athletes) appears to be the highlight of  the three races scheduled.

Off-the-cuff teasers about each competitor's ubiquitous style and entertaining clips zeroing in on the rigorous training endured by each leading up to the swim match of the decade (debacle?) are sure to spice up the Television Special which is being produced by producer Media Rights Capital in association with Dick Clark Productions

Will Shaq's gargantuan 7' 1" man-frame prove to be too formidable for the Golden Champ, Phelps?

Inquiring minds want to know!




The "bomb" prepares for the big splash!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Subway...serves up tasty breakfast specials! Win Dodger tickets, eh Phelps?




At the Subway fast-food take-out in Westwood, I spied a banner in the window with bold screaming caps etched on the front which announced that breakfast was being served.

Gosh, I wondered if the "foot long" swim-stud Michael Phelps (who plugs the chain on TV and Radio advertisements around the country) was keen on the idea.

When I strode in and stood at the sparkling-clean service counter (where I normally order up a six-inch veggie on Honey Oat bread) I half-expected the same old same old.

'Ya know!

Eggs (over-easy, scrambled or hard-boiled) with bacon strips (or pricey ham slices) slapped on a paper plate with sides of salsa, onions, and red peppers.

The Latino influence, no doubt!

Or, maybe the smartly-dressed chefs would whip me up a McMuffin or Breakfast Jack rip-off, with subtle changes around the edges so I wouldn't be so wise about the influence of their green-eyed competitors down the street.

Lo & Behold, turns out Subway simply incorporated a handful of their house favorites (which thousands of students @ UCLA chow down on daily) to rustle up a fresh format - er! - delightful culinary delight.

Yes, I am penning this post to spread the news far-and-wide.

I think they got it!

Fortunately, an adventurous streak that swept over me that morning, inspired me to gamble on a breakfast sandwich which proved to be mighty delicious!

On a six-inch Honey Oat bun (my fave), the perky little server first slapped on a couple of slices of American Cheese, and followed that protein choice up with a layer of scrambled eggs.


Then, a jumble of tomatoes, green pepper, lettuce, nutritiously spruced up the upper level.

All for a paltry 2 bucks!

Okay, so got off cheap, because I sipped on water instead of 28 gram soda pop!

Good-bye Jack-in-the-box and the once-filling Breakfast Jack.

And, Michael - if you're perusing my blog site and happen stumble on News Flash about Subway's foray into the breakfast nook - I highly recommend you wolf one down.

Well, maybe you'll spring for 2 or 3, in view of your healthy hungry-man appetite.

By the way, Baseball fans can fill out an entry form to win tickets to a Dodger game.

Dudes, get your nasty bat down there, pronto.

Play Ball!







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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Michael Phelps...fender-bender results in charges! Swim Hero cruising with expired license...




A motorist in Baltimore cruised through a red light and unexpectedly ended up in the glare of spotlight.

The hapless individual ran smack dab into celebrated Gold Medalist Michael Phelps out-for-a-spin in his trendy upscale vehicle.

The impact slightly-crumpled the front hood on the Cadillac Escalade sport utility vehicle owned by Phelps.

However, the other vehicle suffered considerably more damage to the front side where it was impacted by the SUV.

The accident was not the athlete's fault - but (oops!) - a routine check of Driver Licenses revealed that Phelps was tooling around the mean streets with an expired out-of-state license.

The high-profile swimmer fessed up about having downed an ale about an hour prior to the incident, but DUI charges were not pursued.

Alcohol levels must have been within the legal limit.

In fact, according to Officers on duty that night, Phelps showed no signs of being impaired.

No word on whether Phelps was questioned about any intake of the demon weed that landed him in hot water a scant few weeks ago.

Police Spokesperson (Anthony Guglielmi) reported to the media that the local Police were aware of the swimmer's 2004 conviction for drunken driving.

For this reason, they did not give Phelps any special treatment, and made sure that everything was done completely by the book.

The accident took place around 8:45 p.m. on Thursday.

Phelps was cited for driving without a license and failure to establish residency in Maryland.

No fines are involved, but Phelps will have to appear in court and explain why he was zipping around Baltimore without a valid license.

Although gung-ho Phelps has focused on his swim career with a vengeance in recent days - in retrospect - it appears that the studly Submarine Sandwich spokesperson has failed to keep up-to-snuff on matters in his personal life which obviously tending to.

Pedestrians on the street spied Phelps right away after he exited his pricey wheels with an injured ankle, and subsequently, rushed in with cameras to capture the event on film for posterity.

His last words on the subject of drinking and driving (uttered up on the heels of the DUI conviction in 2004) are coming back to haunt him.

"Getting into a car after anything to drink is wrong. It’s dangerous and unacceptable," Phelps said after his 2004 arrest.

So, how did Phelps end up in the SUV that fateful night?

News at 11!




Thursday, August 13, 2009

Michael Phelps...bid on swimming lesson with Gold Medalist at e-bay! Proceeds go to Max Cure Foundation...





One of my readers - a Michael Phelps fan - excitedly posted a comment on my blog to inform me that there is an auction underway on e-Bay for the Max Cure Foundation (Roar for a Cure)

Why was he so excited?

The highest bidder on a Michael Phelps item snags a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a swimming lesson from the World Champion Olympic Gold Medalist.

At the moment (5:39 pm/Thursday August 13th) there aren't any bids on the Phelps offering, but I expect it is due to the fact the word isn't out yet.

Well, it wasn't, 'til now!

The auction describes the Michael Phelps charity-raiser as a:

"Child Swimming Clinic"

100% of the proceeds benefit the Max Cure Foundation!

Michael Phelps Child Swimming Clinic

Starting bid is $750.00

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To bid on this item cruise to the e-bay auction site:

Info: www.ebay.com/maxcure

The Max Cure Foundation is a non-profit organization founded in 2008 whose mission is to fund pediatric cancer causes.

The Foundation was established by the Plotkin family in honor of Maxwell Grant Plotkin who was diagnosed with an extremely rare form of B-cell Lymphoma when he was four.

Maxwell continues to bravely fight the disease with the specific hope he'll be able to inspire others to rise above adversity.

Info for the Max Cure Foundation:

http://www.maxcurefoundation.org/.

The Max Cure Fund For Pediatric Cancer Research at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center (MSKCC) in New York City is dedicated to researching pediatric cancers, improving treatments and finding cures that will save children’s lives.

The primary mission of The Max Cure Fund is to raise $5 million to underwrite the establishment of a research laboratory at MSKCC in the Department of Pediatrics.

The lab will be devoted to researching, treating and curing childhood cancers.

The Max Cure Fund For Pediatric Cancer Research has already raised hundreds of thousands of dollars towards its goal and has been honored by organizations including Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center and The New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden.

For more information on Max Cure Fund go to:

http://www.maxcurefund.org/.

The Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center is the world’s oldest and largest private institution devoted to prevention, patient care, research and education in cancer.

Its scientists and clinicians generate innovative approaches to better understand, diagnose and treat cancer.

Its specialists are leaders in biomedical research and in translating the latest research to advance the standard of cancer care worldwide.

For information go to:

http://www.mskcc.org/.



 
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