Michael Phelps...4th place! Jynxed @ U.S. National Championships!

Ever since Lochte cruised passed Michale Phelps this mid-week at the U.S. National Championships, it spelled trouble for the Gold Medalist.

Of an other-worldly kind perhap?

Has Phelps been jinxed by good gal and rival Ryan Lochte?

A fourth place for the 200 meter backstroke today was comparable to standing still in the proverbial water  for the Champ, and left quite a few shaking their heads in disbelief come the end of the race.

When a reporter primarily focused on Lochte poolside mid-week, and practically ignored Phelps, it jarred the sensibilities.

And, signalled that perhaps the spotlight was shifting its focus at the U.S. National Championships this year.

After all, the hype and the hoopla has usually intensely focused on Golden Boy Phelps.

The first big loss to Lochte (Ryan placed 1st & Michael a 2nd) underscored that it just may be a slow downhill slump from there for the Olympic Gold Medalist (Phelps).

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The 200 meter backstroke competition proved to be the clincher earlier today.

Ryan Lockte swan to glory for a first place showing (1:55.58) to rack up a stellar credit that turned out to be 2nd-fastest placement in the world this year.

The strong breakout lead against 2nd finisher (Aaron Peirsol) and 3rd placement swimmer (Tyler Clary) said it all.

In his prime, Lockte's star is on the rise in the swim world, without doubt.

Michael Phelps was not just a big disappointment, but a downright headshaker, when he struggled to place in the 4th spot.

Lockte perceived the exciting scenario this way.
"I knew I had to get out fast and hold on for dear life."

"Those last 50 yards I could see that everyone was coming and thought:

 "This is going to be bad."

Meanwhile, Peirsol was pumped up over Lockte's strategy.

"He swam that race like you're supposed to swim it," Peirsol said.

"He basically called our bluff. I didn't even see him until the second turn, and by then I was too far back to catch up."

Meanwile, Michael - in spite of his devastatingly poor performance, remained cool-headed as he assessed the swim in the aftermath.

"I don't ever want to do that ever again," Phelps said.

I hope not, Michael.

It was painful to watch from this perch, let me tell 'ya.

In spite of the three big wins (some record-breakers) the Beijing King  acknowledged that he was disappointed with his performances.

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"I was setting myself up for this," Phelps said.

"I'm only going to be happy if I'm perfect. If I'm not perfect, I'm going to be hard on myself."

Phelps said he would have to re-establish his training regimen.

Promises! Promises! Promises!

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Michael Phelps...wins 200 meter freestyle in record time! U.S. National Championships...

Though he wasn't pleased with the speed that he was clocking, Michael Phelps managed to surge ahead of the pack early on in the 200-meter freestyle at the U.S. National championships, to win a coveted spot on the U.S. team for the Pan Pacific Championships next month.

The Olympic Gold medalist touched the wall in 1: 45.61 seconds flat - a record time (the fastest this year) - and in the process quickly dispelled rumors that he was an out-of-shape swimmer who just might fail poolside in the picturesque Souhern California town of Irvine this evening.

"Still slower than I want to be," the Olympic champion confided to all within earshot.

Ryan Lochte fought vigorously to best Phelps (he trailed close 'til the near-end of the race) - but eventually lost out to the celebrated Olympic Swimmer - to nab the No. 2 spot.

Lochte's numbers were nothing to sniff at either (1:47.78).

Peter Vanderkaay - a bronze medalist - boasted third place (1:46.84).

Congrats, Michael!

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Michael Phelps...Baltimore Bullet beats Superman! ABC censors athlete's "business" for family hour...

As I was waltzing out the door of my Hotel room, I suddenly heard an ABC TV announcer urge viewers to stay tuned for a much-anticipated swim competition between Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps and court Pro Shaq O'Neal.

OMG!

It slipped my mind.

I turned on my heel, kicked off my shoes, cracked open a brewski, and waited with bated breath for the  "games" to begin.

In the opening teaser, ABC broadcast an interview with the two unlikely challengers, which was taped last week.

Phelps, sporting a full beard and (tame) moustache (and attired in a smart-suit ensemble) was surprisingly quick on the uptake.

In fact, when Shaq was inclined to go for the juglar - and make a show of it  (at Phelp's expense) - the swimmer adeptly put the huge hulk-of-a-man in his place pronto.

Good on you, Michael!

Then, there was a flash-forward to the festivities getting underway.

Prior to the actual racing match, Shaq was treated to a coaching session with Phelp's personal trainer, Bob Bowman.

Cut to the pool.

When Shaq first dove in, the splash was so bombastic, that I expect the displaced water required the pool be topped up.

I laughed out loud when ABC traced Shaq's by way of an underwater camera  - after all - the image was somewhat reminiscent of a blimp flopping forward upstream against a cruel relentless current.

After some pointers from the coach (for instance, advice on how to dip the head and affect a more effecient turn at the end of the lap) Shaq was put to the test.

His first attempt in a trial run (the coach recorded his time with a precision stop-watch for future reference) wasn't half-bad.

Did the likable lug want to take a second shot at it?

You bet!

"I never get tired," Shaq growled into the camera lens poolside.

And, judging from his scores, the power-house athlete was obviously prone to improving his water-sports-skills with practice!

Indeed!

In a few short stints, the "Man of Steel" shaved a minute or two off of his orginal record.

Meanwhile, Phelps spent part of his week with a group of children, who were delighted to meet the swim great!

At this juncture, things got curiouser and curiouser, though.

I was anxious to get a "look-see" at Michael's suitsuit so that I could report the "fashion" flash to my blog readers - who, for the most part - are Phelp's fans.

But, it was tough getting a gander at the Gold Medalist's bod below his slim muscled waist.

For example, on one occasion when the camera lens focused on Phelps in the pool with a dozen or so frolicking kids, his crotch was obscured by child-body-parts!

Another shot focused on Michael's "torso" (just for a second or two) as he kibitzed with the kids.

There were split-second "side-shots" and sly pans of  Michael amidst the "multitudes" -  but, darn it (!) - there wasn't any up-close (or clear-cut)  footage of  Michael in his skimpy speedo-style swimsuit.

Consequently, I was unable to discern the pattern, brand name, whether it fit snugly or not ('ya get my drift, eh?), and-so-forth and-so-on.

Golly, if  I didn't know better (!) I'd actually come to the conclusion that someone behind-the-scenes used a bit of judicious editing to ensure Michael's "business" wasn't hanging out during the family-hour on ABC TV.

A few seconds later, however, a segment featuring a blond blimbo newsie interviewing the Olympic stud, cracked me up.

When she turned to the camera to sign off, she was blushing, and clearly smitten by Phelps.

She was hot-to-trot alright. 

Just betcha, her bra and panties would have flown off her sexy bod with wild passionate abandon, had Michael made a subtle move in the locker room.

Speaking of  locker rooms.

At one point, as the two athletes were suiting up, it appeared that Shaq was trying to psyche Michael out.

To no avail.

Maybe it was because Michael was "playing"  his home town (Baltimore).

In sum, the "Bullet" was obviously keen to the fact that he had the advantage.

In the first competition, Shaq zoomed to the finish line first-place!

The crowd roared!

In a second race - in which Phelps faced a relay team consisting of  three Olympic female swimmers of some renown in the swim arena (in addition to Shaq) - it was too close for comfort.

No cigar for Shaq and his pussy dolls, though!

By the time the third race rolled around, Shaq decided to get down to business.

He dropped his drawers.

Lo & behold!

The "whale" was sporting a slinky skimpy suit sure to slice a fine swath through the crystal waters.

At this juncture, Shaq strutted, wiggled his a** for the fans, then hopped into the pool undaunted.

Now, it was down to the wire, mano-a-mano!

In the rivetting final swim heat, Phelps managed to squeak ahead and snatch the victory out from the iron jaw of  the "Man of Steel" by a sliver of a second.

The fans went wild.

In the final analysis, the ticket-holders got a lot of  bang for their buck.

So, what's next on the career agenda for Phelps?

A reality show, perhaps.

News at 11!

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Michael Phelps...fender-bender results in charges! Swim Hero cruising with expired license...

A motorist in Baltimore cruised through a red light and unexpectedly ended up in the glare of spotlight.

The hapless individual ran smack dab into celebrated Gold Medalist Michael Phelps out-for-a-spin in his trendy upscale vehicle.

The impact slightly-crumpled the front hood on the Cadillac Escalade sport utility vehicle owned by Phelps.

However, the other vehicle suffered considerably more damage to the front side where it was impacted by the SUV.

The accident was not the athlete's fault - but (oops!) - a routine check of Driver Licenses revealed that Phelps was tooling around the mean streets with an expired out-of-state license.

The high-profile swimmer fessed up about having downed an ale about an hour prior to the incident, but DUI charges were not pursued.

Alcohol levels must have been within the legal limit.

In fact, according to Officers on duty that night, Phelps showed no signs of being impaired.

No word on whether Phelps was questioned about any intake of the demon weed that landed him in hot water a scant few weeks ago.

Police Spokesperson (Anthony Guglielmi) reported to the media that the local Police were aware of the swimmer's 2004 conviction for drunken driving.

For this reason, they did not give Phelps any special treatment, and made sure that everything was done completely by the book.

The accident took place around 8:45 p.m. on Thursday.

Phelps was cited for driving without a license and failure to establish residency in Maryland.

No fines are involved, but Phelps will have to appear in court and explain why he was zipping around Baltimore without a valid license.

Although gung-ho Phelps has focused on his swim career with a vengeance in recent days - in retrospect - it appears that the studly Submarine Sandwich spokesperson has failed to keep up-to-snuff on matters in his personal life which obviously tending to.

Pedestrians on the street spied Phelps right away after he exited his pricey wheels with an injured ankle, and subsequently, rushed in with cameras to capture the event on film for posterity.

His last words on the subject of drinking and driving (uttered up on the heels of the DUI conviction in 2004) are coming back to haunt him.

"Getting into a car after anything to drink is wrong. It’s dangerous and unacceptable," Phelps said after his 2004 arrest.

So, how did Phelps end up in the SUV that fateful night?

News at 11!

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Michael Phelps...swimmer's pubes sexy! Scores 2 wins with little fanfare @ U.S. Competitions...

Studly Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps - the "Submarine Dude" - scored two hits at the U.S. Competitions Wednesday with little fanfare or much ado.

In fact, Phelps appeared to be a bit put-off by his performance in the overall swim of things, as he gingerly stepped from chilly waters he's not quite used to.

Yup!

Although the naughty party boy hit the wall in the 200 meter freestyle in 1 minute 44.23 seconds, the young Adonis didn't appear to be thrilled with that snail's-pace performance, one iota.

In fact, even though he beat out the competition in the 200-meter butterfly (1:52.76), Phelps was inclined to shake his head a tad - at which point he openly hinted to sports writers on the sidelines - that the golden boy was in a tizzy 'bout something.

Maybe, it's suddenly dawning on the kid, that he can't fight gravity forever.

After all, there's a bumper crop of leaner, stronger, more focused swimmers (Aaron Peirol?) breathing down his tanned toned back.

Is the hooch slowing the stud muffin down?

Me-thinks!

It's doubtful Phelps will ever go down in a humiliating fashion like Tiger Woods.

But, without focus, what good is pure speed?

The obvious display of dissatisfaction poolside may be a subtle sign that America's Olympic Hero, may be losing his grip.

News at 11!

Poetry in Motion

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Michael Phelps...pushes footlongs! Shrugs off old habits...

Ordering a footlong at SUBWAY conjures up naughty images now that Olympic trophy-winner Michael Phelps has signed on to promote the fast-food take-out joint - um - sandwich shop.

Moi?

I generally spring for the veggie lite on delicious Honey Oat bread, thank you very much, with a splash of tomatoes, cucumber, a slab or two of American Cheese , green pepper, and a dollop of alvacado thrown in for good measure.

For $3 bucks, 'ya can't beat it.

If Phelps has his druthers, I predict he'll dive in for the footlong cold-cut combo (maybe two, in view of the man-size proportions he was known to gobble down without hesitation during his halcyon days at the Olympics in Beijing.

Yup, a healthy snack sure to prime the studly athlete for the upcoming round of U.S. competitions on the horizon.

But, what of the ubiquitous bong that triggered his fall from grace, a scant few months ago?

By chance, is it lurking in the shadows - at-the-ready to saturate his senses with primo weed - and in the throes of a heady stupor likewise seduce the eligible bachelor with all-manner of sensual delights?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall!

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Michael Phelps...smoking a doobie tough to fess up to!

Michael Phelps has been keeping a relatively low profile since he "bombed" big time over a dope-smoking incident at a University campus last fall.

Amid quite a bit of hoopla - the Olympic Gold Medalist turned up at NBC at the crack of dawn this morning - ready to fess up - right?

Well, kinda.

In his first appearance on a major network talk show since the scandal hit, "Today" talk-show host Matt Lauer tried reaching for the brass ring, but fell short.

As much as the smooth broadcaster tried, it was a difficult task pinning the twenty-something stud down, in so many words.

For instance, when Lauer asked Phelps point blank if he smoked dope, America's once-shining hero avoided fessing up with a definitive "yes".

"It was a big mistake," he admitted somewhat painfully.

"It"?

For those who were clueless (duh!) he clarified his evasive response a smidgen.

"And, we all know what I am talking about."

Tough to chew on, when you consider that the celebrated Olympic Gold Medalist's strokes are always so precise.

Just remember one thing at this stage of the game, Michael.

The truth will set you free!

Breakfast of Champion pot smokers!

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Michael Phelps...caught smoking dope! Image shattered?

A photo capturing Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps smoking dope surfaced in the media over the weekend placing the 2008 Olympic stud's squeaky-clean image in serious jeopardy.

And, the incident also raises some intriguing questions.

Allegedly, the revealing snapshot of Phelps was taken back in November at a party at the University of South Carolina when he attended a Gamecocks football game.

Phelps, with cap screwed on backyards rapper-style, was caught on film holding a pipe to his mouth with his right hand while lighting it with the other.

Why did it take so long for the damaging image to come to light?

Were there behind-the-scenes maneuverings to suppress the incriminating photo - and ultimately - quash its release?

No matter, I guess.

The popular role model - idolized by millions - was quick to admit a slip in character in a statement he released through his manager over the weekend.

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment."

The young bachelor went on to note that the dope smoking was inappropriate and a youthful act that amounted to conduct fans never expected from the Olympic hero.

The prepared statement gave the impression that the incident of drug use was an isolated one - but in view of the drug paraphernalia Phelps was facilitating on the occasion - one has to seriously wonder.

The pipe or "glass bomb" the athlete was using is often the utensil of choice for habitual users because it packs a wallop, and hence, intensifies the high.

Of course, to baby-boomers, it's no big deal to admit to smoking grass.

Even former President Bill Clinton admitted to taking a toke - on a controlled substance paranoid critics have often referred to as the killer weed.

If you're to believe the waffling slick Willy, though, he didn't "inhale".

Right, Bill.

Marijuana, per se, is classified by the World anti-doping Agency (which oversees Olympic & International Drug Testing) as a banned "in competition" drug.

Therefore, Golden Boy Phelps - although fallen from Grace - is unlikely to face any punishment or suspension for his after-hours leisure activity.

To the powers-that-be, Phelps is not even considered a candidate for investigation, in respect to the issue of use of performance-enhancing drugs for professional gain in the sports arena.

For good reason.

Phelps has never failed a drug test during his active swim career.

An athlete is subject to WADA sanctions only when a positive test occurs during competition periods.

The incident is an embarrassment for the U.S. Olympic Committee who recently named Phelps its male athlete of the year.

Which again raises questions about the "timing" of the release of the incriminating photograph.

Although the Committee acknowledged they were disappointed in Michael's thoughtless indulgence, they expressed confidence that their "top gun" will be able to go forward and set the right example expected from an Olympic champion henceforth.

Maybe Phelps needs to find a girlfriend (or boyfriend) to keep him out of trouble on those dark lonely nights?

Interestingly, the tawdry tale was not front page news in any of the local dailies bright and early this morning.

Indeed!

A handful of the reports have been discreetly tucked away in the back pages of the sports section, in fact, with little or no sensationalism.

Has the stumble knocked Phelps off his pedestal in the eyes of the media?

Maybe, but undoubtedly - once this post is published - the hits will rev up as usual.

To the readers at The Tattler - he's still a heart-throb and media darling - and the focus of a lot of titillating speculation (and a lot of wishful thinking, if you get my drift).

So, when is Michael's next big splash?

We wait with bated breath!

Will Rogers once said:

"We all can't be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

The look of regret?

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Michael Phelps...Daniel Radcliffe vy for top hits! Hot studs in eye of sensual storm...

Generally, Michael Phelps wins hands down when it comes to nabbing top hits at my blog sites.

This phenomenon especially rings true when some salacious tidbit of gossip streaks like lightning across the net piquing the curiosity of die-hard fans.

However, over the past ten days Michael Phelps has been forced to acquiesce a little to another upstart heart-throb, Daniel Radcliffe.

The two high-profile young studs have been running neck-and-neck (not necking; although a handful in some quarters may find the thought an enticing fantasy to dwell upon) in the ratings war.

One lap, Radcliffe edges forward; the next, Phelps powers ahead.

Of course, both are fodder for the gossip mills currently.

Phelps - because of speculation about his love life - who he's dating - and that sort of titillating between-the-sheets stuff.

Meanwhile, Radcliffe's nude publicity stills promoting Equus - and his successful stint on the boards in Broadway currently - are rustling up a whallop of frenzied fan reaction, too.

Even a gay spoof (Video clip) on Harry Potter has managed to stir up a whirlwind of innuendo and speculation about Radcliffe's personal life.

Who's in third place?

Prince William.

A few juicy tidbits about Willy's Royal phallus being over-exposed on film lately have revved up a hornet's nest of activity on these shores and isn't bound to subside in the near future.

Hail to all the young studs!

And, the flurry of precious hits the popular golden boys scatter The Tattler's way!

Michael Phelps...getting pu**y galore! The dating game...

In addition to swimming laps, it appears from the dish zig-zagging at lightning speed around the Internet, that Michael Phelps is inclined to take a splashy romantic dive down south, too.

The Hollywood gossip site is reporting that Carrie Underwood and Stephanie Rice are in the running for the Olympic champ's chump change - but like insightful moi - have given kudos to Nicole Johnson for coming out on top - of Michael Phelps!

However, another blogger is reporting that Phelps has fallen hard for a stripper by the name of Caroline "Caz" Pal.

On that site, photos of Ms. Pal are pretty - um - in-your-face!

In fact, the blogger was forced to "black-out" her bare ti**ies.

A little too risque for couch potatoes around the country to digest?

Shots of "Caz" in-between two females - creating a human snatch (um) snack effect - leave little to the imagination, too.

Does Michael's gal "Pal" swing both ways???

Or, does the sizzling sexy siren just figure herself to be a water nymph ripe for riding by the ubiquitous water stud?

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Michael Phelps...nookie & Nicole Johnson! Gal pal for keeps?

The big buzz in gossip circles is that Michael Phelps is getting some nookie in Vegas!

The big whale - um - Gold Medal Swimmer (& sexy spokesperson for the Breakfast of Champions) has been spied arm 'n arm 'round the romantic desert oasis with sexy gal pal, Nicole Johnson.

Johnson is a former beauty Queen!
(Miss California 2007 second runner-up)

A thousand hearts must be crushed as the news streaks around the globe!

Is the love tryst just a fall fling or is Michael about to set up a cozy little love nest with Nicole in the winter months ahead?

News at 11!

Michael Phelps...you've got mail! Fans post plaudits...

Over the past couple of weeks, I noted that a smattering of articles posted about Michael Phelps on my blogs, have racked up a staggering number of hits.

The fan frenzy, in the wake of his astounding unprecedented wins at the Beijing Olympics, underscores just how popular the Olympic Gold Medalist remains both here and abroad!

But, now there is a new phenomenon unfolding.

Some admirers are trying to actually reach out and communicate their thoughts to their role model.

In absence of a physical address to reach Michael at, I guess, a few fans have opted to post notes for the Olympic Champion at my blog site at wordpress.

Heh, Michael!

If you happen to read this post, take note.

You've got mail at: www.julian1st.wordpress.com

See 'ya!

Michael Phelps...hits blast blog stats. Phelpsmania roars on!

So, that's how he pulled it off...


Last week the hits dropped off a tad on Michael Phelps posts - but surprise! - come Sunday morning stats reflected a big blast into the blogosphere once again.

Ah, will the Phelpsmania continue at its fevered pitch, like it has been?

I expect the recent jolt at the blog site over the past three days is due in part to the Olympic stud's upcoming stint on Saturday Night Live which is scheduled for September 13th (NBC).

Undoubtedly - fans are frenetically surfing around the Internet for the latest up-to-the-minute news flash - or sexy still - to satiate their undying fascination with the Olympic Gold Medalist who dove gracefully into their hearts this past summer.


Without doubt - the blogosphere cries out for a totally awesome Michael Phelps site - where each delicious tidbit of news, trivia, and dating news (sigh!) - is quickly available at the twittering fingertips to satisfy all the ubiquitous flirts, die-hard fans, and the plain old curious.

A personal diary online, written in Michael's own distinctive script, would certainly light up a cloudy day for the most needy just about now.

And, of course, a scintillating web site - dedicated to a whole slew of heretofore never-before glimpsed scandily-clad images of the Olympic Gold Medalist stud in a far-reaching exotic range of racy speedos - would be welcomed at the drop of one slightly-used Michael Phelps' towel fresh from the Beijing Olympics!

Is he a boxer man, do 'ya think?

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Power stroke and bedroom eyes a lethal combination...

Michael Phelps...Saturday Night Live host! NBC. September 13th...

Pool Stud to surface on Late Night Television...


So, you have to wonder on the heels of the announcement that Michael Phelps will host the season opener for Saturday Night Live, what kind of schtick the celebrated swimmer may get tangled up in under the wicked spell of producer, Lorne Michaels.

Phelps has only to stroll out in his skimpy speedo with the eight gold trinkets he won slung around his neck - to satisfy his fans - I expect.

How 'bout an off-beat skit poking fun at the Olympic Champion?

For starters, how 'bout Phelps cruising around Tinsel Town in one of those oversize stretch limos - with jacuzzi in back (bubbly, a must) - with a bevy of bodacious babes in tow who cater to his every every whim?

Yeah, Michael goes Hollywood!

Follow this up with a side-splitting skit featuring Aqua Man being shaken down by the paparazzi in front of The Villa or Koi - Lorne - and a merry chase through the tony streets of Beverly Hills with Phelps half-naked?

Or, how about a sly poke at the trappings of fame, when Phelps goes house-hunting for a ritzy Beverly Hills manse? And, a hilarious bit, haggling with contractors over the semantics of installing a replica of the "cube" in the backyard next to his futuristic digs on stilts overlooking the picturesque hills?

Ah, so many tantalizing ideas!

The show - whatever it unfolds under the guise of - will be broadcast on NBC on September 13th (this weekend).

The 23-year-old Gold Medalist will kick off SNL's 34th season!

Undoubtedly, the network is going full throttle, hoping to scoop up some of those sky-high ratings that followed Phelps around the Olympic lanes.

After all, an unprecedented millions tuned in to the boob tube to root for Phelps, when he competed at the landmark Beijing Olympics.

Of course, at those history-making games, Phelps demolished world records and left the competition in his wake.

The highlight of the races was undoubtedly the moment when Phelps won his 7th Gold Medal by beating a fierce competitor - Milorad Cavic - by the slimmest and most-dramatic margin imaginable.

Yeah, one-hundredth of a second!

But, Phelps went on to nab a perfect score of 8 gold medals out of a possible 8 - and, subsequently - broke Mark Spitz's single-Games record for most gold medals ever won.


Notwithstanding, the icing on the cake included an Olympic record, which garnered Phelps the title of most-decorated Olympian in history.

When the dust settled, he was left holding seven world records in the highly-competitive and exhausting swimming arena.

Dramatic!

Water sports aside, the hunky Olympic hero is also known as a hip-hop artist fan, who racks up a roster of funky tunes on his iPod before the competitions begin.

So, for Phelps - sharing his SNL debut with hip-hop superstar co-host Lil Wayne - must be real sweet!

Let the SNL comedies begin!


This one's for you, Ma!

Michael Phelps...appears in streaming video today. Pitch for 2016 Olympics!

Phelps slices through water with power and grace...


Michael Phelps fans - anxious to snatch up every delicious detail about his public, professional, and private life - may be pleased to know that he'll be in Chicago today (September 3rd, 2008) to share his Beijing Olympic experiences via a live-streaming-video interview and web chat. (link below)

In addition to discussing the historic Beijing Olympic "wins", the Olympic Gold Medalist is expected to expound on the prospect of a bid to bring the Olympic Games to Chicago in 2016.

"I'm excited to be able to share my experiences in Beijing with the public on the Chicago 2016 Channel," said Phelps, on route to the event

"I invite everyone to join me online to chat about the incredible experience of the Beijing Games and what it would mean to have Chicago host the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games."

Meanwhile, Chicago Chairman Patrick G. Ryan enthusiastically noted to a gaggle of reporters on hand,

"We appreciate Michael sharing his Olympic experiences with us and welcome his insights and leadership into how the Games can return to the United States in 2016."

Ryan gushed there wasn't anyone more suitable to help inspire Americans about the Olympic experience and ideals than history-making Olympic champion Phelps.

I agree!

Surf to:

http://www.Chicago2016Channel.com

Phelps not blinded by the bling...

Michael Phelps...hits tenfold! Stylish Mom in on action, too!

Michael Phelps splashes onto world stage...


As I reported a few days ago - during a span of one week when Michael Phelps was blasting his way into Olympic history at the Beijing games - my blog site revved up and soared in popularity around the globe because of a staggering number of frenzied fans seeking out tidbits of news about America's instant "golden boy".

After a couple of follow-up features, I expected the hysteria to drop off, though.

I was quite delirious - to say the least - when I logged on yesterday morning to discover that my blog stats reflected that due to the Michael Phelps posts - hits were boosted tenfold overnight.

Today, the trend has continued!

Just goes to show 'ya what happens when you hitch a ride with a superstar.

You get catapulted into the stratosphere - and there is no looking back - I guess.

In recent days, the phenomenon that is "Michael Phelps" has continued to surge forward full-steam ahead.

Facebook reported, for instance, that the Olympic Gold Medalist had a million requests for "friend" status at the most popular social hub on the Internet.

And, on the heels of his historic wins, the studly swimmer was signed to grace the package of a popular morning breakfast cereal.

"Breakfast-of-Champions-style"

Even humble "Mom" managed to snatch up a little of the limelight, too.

USA Today reported that fans not only took note of the outfits she was inclined to sport in the stands each day - but later dashed into Chico's to pull the attractive outfits off the racks - to emulate the stylish woman.

Can a signature line be in the offing?

And, all the hoopla will be recorded for posterity in a published tome.

According to news flashes this weekend - it was revealed that Michael Phelps has signed a pact with a publisher to write a book about all the behind-the-scenes events at the Beijing Olympics - which is sure to excite his enthusiastic fan base.

"Built to Succeed" will focus on his philosophy on training and competition.

He has one, at such a young age?

I guess so, to score so big at the Olympics, eh?

But, the page-turning will not be just a piece of fluff.

The editor has noted that the bio will not only take a foray into normal aspects of his childhood, but also take an insightful glimpse into the heart-wrenching experience of being raised by a single mother.

Phelps will also discuss what it was like to cope with an attention deficit disorder.

Where do I order a copy?

Michael Phelps in Vogue...

Michael Phelps...gay gossip inspires quote. It's a guy thing!

Rumor and speculation abound...


A couple of days ago I penned a post noting that a sports writer at the TIMES was hinting that Olympic Swimmer - Michael Phelps - might be gay.

Shortly thereafter, the Internet was all a-buzz with speculation.

Today, Kevin Van Valkenburg (a sports writer) asserted for the record that - not only is Phelps straight - but that he has a girlfiend.

However, Kevin poohed poohed suggestions by TMZ that the woman in question was a fellow swimmer.

After a clever cat 'n mouse game, the columnist finally concluded by espousing a philosophical message which I perceive as the quote of the day:

"Some things in a guy's life deserve to be kept private."

He got that right.

Like, what kind of condoms he uses. And - in particular - whether he springs for premium-size latex or "one size fits all".

Yeah, quite a few guys hang in the humbler category.

Then, there's the issue of lovemaking. A woman should never disclose that he likes it doggie-style or missionary-style - or even if he likes to talk dirty - when he gets down 'n nasty.

And, it's a definite no-no to talk about the size - um - grandeur (or lack thereof) of his man tool.

Don't want to give him a Napoleon complex, do 'ya?

By the way, guys - if you ever decide to check out your best buddy (at the urinal, in the locker room, or while showering) to fathom what he's got hanging between his muscular limbs that turns the women (or guys) on - just remember one thing.

Not all studs are "showers".

Uh-huh. Some dudes are "growers".

While flaccid, a regular Joe may look like his co** is the size of a church mouse's.

But, once aroused, his "Johnson" may turn into a roaring monster.

Yup.

That's how legends are born!

If it doesn't fit, you can't convict...