Paris Hilton...breaks up with Boy-Toy! Crass commercial plugs muddy image!

Cy Waits & Heiress Paris Hilton kaputzky?






The word out of the Paris Hilton's camp is that the pretty heiress has broken up with her promoter Boy-toy (Cy Waits).

Though cute - Paris, never date a dude who is prettier than you! - the studly Lothario was a bit of an opportunist in my estimation.

For example, when the bodacious blond sashayed out and plunked down in the hot seat on the Dave Letterman Late Show recently, the clingy heart-throb hung in the wings nearby anxious to get his mug on camera!

When Dave made a comment about his "Members Only" leather jacket, the camera turned on the young entrepreneur to reveal that he was literally squeezed into the pricey outerwear.

Uh-huh!

Too tight.

Fashionistas around the country were sneering.

Paris, you're better off without him, 'cause he was dead weight.

At this juncture, I only have one bone to pick with Ms. Hilton.

Lately, whenever she saunters out for an appearance on the talk-show circuit, she is quick to plug a product.

Paris, you're starting to sound like a huckster.

Honey, you've got more class than that.

So, stop it, eh?

And, how was your day?

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American Idol...Adam Lambert courting cute dude! Yummy, judging by the smooch...

Well, Adam turned up at a trendy watering hole this past week with a young cutie in tow.

Heh, dude, not shoddy!

The handsome young toy-boy was packed into tight designer jeans (looked kind of like the battle of the bulge to me) and sported a finely-trimmed beard that edged the stud muffin's well-sculpted chin.

Judging by the grin on the American Idol-winner's face - he's obviously getting nookie - big time!

There's a bit of wild speculation about kinky role-playing going on between-the-sheets.

As the character on "In Living Color" used to say:

"I'm not one to gossip, but - "

News at 11!

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Britney Spears...in-between sheets with Agent! Talk about protecting a meal ticket...

Is this the kind of gal a dude takes home to meet Mom, Jason?

The news flash zipped around the globe in about two seconds flat!

Britney pregnant?

Naw!

Fell flat on her tush in the midst of a high-energy gig?

Nope.

Britney has crawled between the designer sheets with her - egads - Agent?

I say, the couple that eats, works, copulates, and snoozes together, are in for big trouble in little China!

The truth?

Just betcha her Agent can't afford to lose his big meal ticket.

Why do I think that?

In a recent report of celebrity earnings, it was duly noted that Brit (boo hoo) only rustled up about a measly million or two greenbacks. last year.

No doubt Jason Trawick opted to pull out all the stops.

By slipping into the private (oh so public) perimeters of her topsy-turvy (mostly turvy) life, maybe "the suit" figures he'll be able to steer her mental & emotional selves onto a more stable nurturing landscape away from the hangers-on.

In the alternative, if the Pop Diva's career fails (flavours of the month often run out or lose favor with the fickle public) at least he'll have palimony to feather his nest somewhere down the line.

Unless Brit cries foul and uses the old "Louisiana" (home State) rule of law.

In that event, a division of property may amount to simple traditional hetero (breeder) standards.

What's yours is ours and what's mine is mine.

My advice?

Brit, settle down with a boy-toy or man-stud with no interest in the business.

And, with stacks of his own cash, naturally!

What do they say?

God bless the man that's got his own!

Amen

Judging by the bod, Jason won't be out late carousing, Brit!

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