Justin Bieber...quote of the day! Life in the slammer...

Today, Justin Bieber - in the wake of the controversial arrest of his manager (Scott Scooter Braun) for NOT tweeting to local law enforcement in a timely manner - was asked by one reporter if he had any advice for his handler as he stews in the slammer.

The Pop sensation's bang on quip was undoubtedly the upbeat humorous quote of the day.

"Don't bend over for the soap," Justin chuckled to a posse of frenzied paparazzi hot in pursuit.

Well, if the music gig doesn't work out, there's always stand up comedy, kid!

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George Bush...Quote! He said what?

Bush's cosmic dance...


George and Laura Bush attended service at a local Protestant Church in Beijing yesterday.

Later in the day, the President met with three top Chinese Officials and was inclined to expound on the joy and privilege of worship in China.

I expect a few people were a little dumbfounded when Bush blurted out,

"You know, it goes to show you that God is Universal."

Duh!

George - did you just figure that one out - or was it a Divine revelation heaven sent?

Bill Clinton...quote of the day!

Thirty times...
I will not chew gum in school!










In response to Jesse Jackson's protests that - "he didn't know a microphone was on" - when he was captured uttering a vulgar remark levelled at Barack Obama's - um - manhood, slick Willy was quick to jump into the fray and offer up a bittersweet bon mot at a Harlem News Conference Thursday, which was undoubtedly the quote of the day.

"If all of us lived on live mikes, 100% of us would be embarrassed."


Dog has different plans for Bill...