Lindsay Lohan...Ooops! Judge screwed up on alcohol ban! Star limited to 1 guest!

On the heels of tossing a chic soiree for an elite circle of pals on the roof of her beach-front condo, "Mean Girls" star - Lindsay Lohan - saw her world careen out-of-control once again.

Well, momentarily!

Before a snitch could utter up "probation violation"- a bench-warmer presiding over Lindsay's complex legal proceedings - was inclined to haul the starlet's pretty a** back into court for downing a few drinkie-poohs while under house arrest.

Once in court, however, Lindsay's astute lawyer pointed out that when the terms for the "house arrest" were approved there wasn't any stipulation that the troubled addict refrain from tossing back a shot or two (to ease the pain now-and-then).

Ooops!

The Judge ended up with egg on her face!

As one of the kids on TMZ would quip.

"Was that scrambled or fertilized?"

Subsequently, the testy Judicial Officer was forced to shift gears and issue a spanking-new directive so there would be no bones about the issues in the future.

In no uncertain terms, the Jurist (obviously on the rag in view of her bitchy demeanour yesterday) hammered home the obvious.

Although Ms. Lohan was able to roam freely within the confines of her comfy lodgings at the beach, she was - in essence - still in "jail".

With this in mind - and in view of Lindsay's flagrant disregard for the sanctity of the Judicial System - the Judge proceeded to ban all parties in the future.

In a bold-faced effort to accomplish this end, the Judge imposed a restriction on guests.

Currently, Ms. Lohan is only allowed to invite one guest to her home whenever there is a need for companionship.

The hanging Judge stopped short of taking her allowance away, I expect.

By the way, if you're a fan - rooting for Ms. Lohan - you've obviously been marking the days of her incarceration (!) on the calendar.

Good news!

Lohan has a scant few days to remain sober, clean, and humble as a church mouse.

Will Lohan be celebrating her freedom with a night out on-the-town?

News at 11!

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Anthony Weiner...stiff dick quote! Underwear ads a turn on for latent homos!

In the aftermath of all the brouhaha over Anthony Weiner's outrageous indiscretions over the Internet on a couple of popular social hubs, folks are still scratching their heads and searching their souls for an answer.

How could anyone - particularly a seasoned politician in the glare of the public eye - be so stupid?

An old expression obviously applies in this instant case.

"A stiff dick has no conscience!"

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Latent teen homos often turned on by underwear ads!

Sarah Palin..."Blind Allegiance" expose! Queen of Tea Party potboiler!

Between the scandal sheets!



Poor Sarah Palin!

The former John McCain running mate - who ran against Obama's ticket in the last Presidential race - was pretty adept at keeping her innermost scandalous secrets in the closet.

And, with a slick posse of handlers on hand along the campaign trail daily, it was pretty much a snap for the charismatic upstart to prevent damaging gossip from floating out onto the political terrain and spewing over the vicious blogosphere where nasty pundits were laying in wait hungry for the the dirt.

Notwithstanding, staunch strident supporters were always at-the-ready - quick-as-a-wink- to leap into action and extinguish fires when they flared up now and then.

But, with a tell-all expose about to be published (and released) on May 24th, it appears that Sarah's fifteen glorious minutes in the sun are about to be eclipsed by the dark musings of Frank Bailey and a pack of wolves howling at the moon.

Go, figure!

Bailey is a former aide, who lived it up with Palin, so he could write it all down for posterity.

Now, his detailed chilling side of things is about to be released under the auspices of "Howard Books".

Due out on May 24th, the potboiler titled - "Blind Allegiance" - is expected to toss a searing spotlight on the Queen of the Tea Party circuit - and ultimately - knock the folksey Alaskan flat on her Republican ass.

Curiously, Ken Morris (a published author) and a high-profile blogger (Jeannie Devon) collaborated with Bailey on the much-anticipated page-turner.

Not surprising, eh?

When there are skeletons in the closet, a ghost whisperer or two, to shake out the cobwebs of intrigue!

Just betch, it's on the bestseller list, first week out on the shelves!

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Tell-all no joke for Queen of Tea Party!

Zsa Zsa Gabor...daughter cries foul over fake Prince's treatment of ailing star!

 

 

Francesca in happier days!



For a while now, it's been common knowledge that Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter - Francesca (sired by Conrad Hilton) - has been cast out (banned from visiting her mother at the upscale Bel Air Estate) ever since the aging sexpot was inclined to tie-the-knot with Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (a fake European Royal).

In recent days, Francesca - a lesser-beauty who can't hold a candle to the other blond bombshells in family circles (a black sheep in the genes department, too, eh?) - has been crying foul to friends and business associates over Anhalt's alleged misconduct.

In particular, Zsa Zsa's lone child has been scandalized by the fact that the "Prince" may have neglected her mother - so much so - that his careless caretaker duties have negatively impacted Gabor's overall health and well-being.

For starters, Francesca has wondered aloud about the celebrated star's emergency visits to the hospital, among other things.

"Why was it necessary to have her leg amputated," she lamented far-and-wide to all within earshot in the aftermath.

Zsa Zsa's estranged daughter has also criticized von Anhalt for neglecting her mother's appearance on a handful of occasions he's allowed the usually-bed-ridden Superstar to saunter out-of-doors.

"My mother always wore make-up. And, her hair was always kept up," she spouted off angrily in so many words on a TV Tabloid news show this past week.

In recent weeks, pitiful publicity shots have depicted Zsa Zsa as a tired old woman, who appears to be on death's bed as a result.

Indeed!

How difficult is it to apply a dollop of lipstick or affix a well-coiffed wig to a once-pretty head?

Personally, I was quite disturbed when it was revealed that Zsa Zsa's husband allegedly gave the go-ahead for the actress's leg to be amputated, without securing her approval (or at least informing her) first.

For a former beauty - who took pride in her appearance - it must have been quite a blow to arrive home from the hospital sans a leg.

Of course, I am not familiar with all the pertinent details, so I can't pass judgment in the final analysis.

After all, if Ms. Gabor was unconscious - and a decision was needed in an emergency situation - then the action on the part of the Prince was understandable.

Don't 'ya think?

Especially, in the event he was granted the power of attorney!

But, the tongues are still wagging, nonetheless.

Recent plans to put the tony estate on the market must have set off warning bells in poor little Francesca's corner of the world I expect.

Will she be cut out of the will, too?

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In stylish days of yesteryear!

Marilyn Monroe...rare photo surfaces! John F. Kennedy intrigues...

Rare publicity still of Marilyn & JFK intriguing!

Marilyn Monroe is still making waves long after her mysterious death a few decades ago.

For example, a rare photograph has just been released on what would have been the “Some like it Hot” star’s 84th birthday.

Is the legendary siren crying out from the grave?

The curious publicity still was taken at a historic political event on a novel occasion when Marilyn was invited to perform her rendition of  “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy and a rapt audience.

A raft of photographs were confiscated by the secret service that festive night, but the rare one in question, slipped through the cracks for some inexplicable reason.

Is it possible that an unknown person (or persons) manipulated events behind-the-scenes because of the revealing subliminal message being transmitted?

In the faded still, Marilyn is facing camera essentially, but for some intriquing reason, the President’s back is turned toward camera.

Was Jack in the throes of arranging a clandestine meeting with Marilyn?

Did he turn away when he saw the cameraman approach to prevent an incriminating still from harming his relationship with Jackie Kennedy or hurting his reputation in social and political circles?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Marilyn cries out from the grave!

 
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Ryan Seacrest...cheating drama on radio compelling! Ballsy risk-taking...

You expect me to believe that?

 

Did you happen to catch the drama unfold on Ryan Seacrest's morning talk show today?

Whew!

Ryan, that was pretty ballsy, didn't think you had it in 'ya!

The scenario went something like this.

On the premise that 3 dozen flowers were being given away to a winning contestant, Ryan and his staff, coaxed an unsuspecting husband down the garden path (!) right into the jaws of a steely trap that would effectively land the cheater in the doghouse with his faithful wife and his di** in the wringer.

When the gentleman (scoundrel?) was roused from a deep slumber (sounded that way, to me) he was duly informed that he not only won the precious prize, but was also granted the option of having the pretty fragrant bouquets delivered right to the door of the object of his love (passion?).

Without much hesitation, the foggy-headed dude instructed Ryan's partner in crime, to deliver the flowers to a gal by the name of "Abigail" in Wisconsin.

And, he requested that a note be attached to say how much he "missed her".

Just before he was about to hang-up, though, Ryan asked a troubling question.

"Who is Abigail?" Ryan and his crew probed.

Huh?

Within minutes, Seacrest was all over him like flies on sh**.

"Aren't you married, Sir?"

The silence on the end of the phone was deafening.

Say what?

"Are you having an affair with this woman?"

No, he protested, "we're just friends".

One of Seacrest's co-workers tried to pin him down further.

"Did you sleep with her?"

No, we just had dinner, he asserted.

"Did you have drinks?"

Ryan went in for the kill at this juncture.

"You've been away from home for months. Why would you send the roses to Abigail instead of your wife?  It doesn't sound right, dude," he concluded snidely.

But, now for the finale.

The man's wife chimed in on the other end of the line!

"Can't we talk about this at home?"

"Maybe you would rather go to Wisconcin," she blurted out angrily.

And, you thought that Jerry Springer was titillating.

Good on you, Ryan!

Can a reality show be in the offing?

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Charlie Sheen...clandestine rendezvous with Escort! Pay-per-play best option...

Thought it was a good disguise at the time!

The tabloid magazine shows have been keeping close tabs on frisky Charlie Sheen.

New developments in his - um - personal life have raised a specter of doubt about his sincerity when it comes to relationships after all.

Is he hell-bent on accomplishing something worthwhile in rehab or is that all for show?

One high profile news outlet broadcast incriminating shots of Charlie sneaking out of a love nest which raised more than a few eyebrows after an in-depth investigation.

The diminuitive actor was sporting a hat (pulled down over his face) casual non-descript jacket, and sneakers when he was caught under the glare of the searing spotlight.

But, get  this, a tacky moustache - bushy as hell - was glued to his upper lip.

Sleuths assert that the fake whiskers were actually a prop used on a segment of his popular TV Comedy - "Two and a Half Men"  - a few weeks ago.

When Charlie's character waltzes in with the ubiquitous moustache plastered to his face, on the episode in question, a young male  urges him to remove it.

“You look like a 70’s porn star.”

Maybe that was the image he was shooting for in view of the company he was keeping.

His strange bedfellow is allegedly a high-priced escort who charges upwards of $3,000.00 an hour.

Nice work if you can get it.

Her luscious lips must work wonders.

Or, maybe Charlie - after a couple of failed marriages - has figured it's a lot cheaper (and more headache free) to just order out.

Party favors, extra!
 

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Justin Bieber...shows basket on Saturday Night Live! Skit borderline taboo...

Justin Bieber is busting out.

In fact, if his appearance on Saturday Night live is any indication, the sexy heart-throb is a studly mass of raging hormones these days.

Until now, Justin's high-energy stage performances have been cutesy well-choreographed numbers, wrapped around a multitude of nifty riffs the pop star has ably warbled to in tribal moments that have appealed to the young and old at heart.

Last night, audiences were not only treated to a rawer gutsier side, but one that flaunted a basket potent enough to conjure up sexual fantasies way beyond the puppy-dog image that has plagued him 'til now.

Was it the cut of the jeans that accented his crotch (surely it wasn’t a sock he was packing?) or was the kid actually getting aroused by all the attention (an adrenalin rush, for starters) fans were showering on the chart-topping pop icon?

In contrast to his appearance on Leno, Bieber was inclined to passionately pound his chest with his right hand.

In my day, it was known as being versatile, if you catch my drift.

At one point, teen mag’s flavor of the month actually jumped up on the podium - twisted his trim bod around to face the drummer - and shook his butt to camera.

Get that kid a pole, folks!

A hilarious skit with Tina Fey about a teach who gets the hots for a sexy male student (Bieber) skirted with a normally-taboo subject

Naughty!

Something tells me the industry hasn’t tapped into Bieber's full potential .

Can a reality show and Playgirl be far behind?

News at 11.

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Bill Clinton...quote of the day!

Thirty times...
I will not chew gum in school!










In response to Jesse Jackson's protests that - "he didn't know a microphone was on" - when he was captured uttering a vulgar remark levelled at Barack Obama's - um - manhood, slick Willy was quick to jump into the fray and offer up a bittersweet bon mot at a Harlem News Conference Thursday, which was undoubtedly the quote of the day.

"If all of us lived on live mikes, 100% of us would be embarrassed."


Dog has different plans for Bill...