Lindsay Lohan...Mafia made offer Director couldn't refuse! Gotti tale to lens soon!

 



Well - there has been quite a flurry of frenzied industry and media attention around Lindsay Lohan over the past few days - in an arena where the sultry drug-adled actress aches for recognition!

The off-again on-again casting of Ms. Lohan in the John Gotti film bio has caused quite a few tongues to wag!

Wouldn't you agree?

Initially, the rumors circulated that the nose-candy taster- oh, so extraordinaire - might have been too much of an insurance risk for the brass at the studio to handle in the throes of her troubles with the long arm of the law.

If you're a Lindsay Lohan fan - or, even not, for that matter - then you're probably familiar with the ongoing saga (of soap opera proportions) that has dragged on in respect to the Gotti project.

Will she or won't she?

Play the role, silly!

The latest word from the director's chair is "yes". Well, sort of.

Although she wasn't cast in the challenging part she pined for, Lindsay will be using her considerable acting chops to carve out a niche for herself in a lesser role on the Gotti project.

Initially, the inexperienced auteur nixed bringing the "Mean Girls" star on board, on the grounds that Ms. Lohan's handlers were making too many demands on behalf of the sexpot.

But, in the end scenario, he capitulated.

Did some goon make him an offer he couldn't refuse?

Uh-huh!

There may have been some strings pulled behind-the-scenes - by Gotti's "people" - just betcha!

Think about it!

Last week, when John Travolta appeared on a night-time talk show to plug the flick, a few pertinent details slipped from his lips unexpectedly.

When asked if Lindsay was slated to play a role, the "Hairspray" star responded in no uncertain terms.

Not only was the frequent jailbird right for the part - the fact she grew up with the "Gotti's" - might factor in.

Did the Director wake up one morning with the head of his prize-winning horse on the pillow next to his nose totally out-of-whack?

News at 11!

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Type casting?

Charlie Sheen...jumps ship to Fox! Jimmy Kimmel good kisser!

 

 



Door still open?

Charlie Sheen (winning!) trotted out onto the stage of  a live! talk show last night and planted a big sloppy kiss on Jimmy Kimmel's mouth!

"Moist lips," Charlie grinned, as the audience beneath the footlights roared in approval!

If anyone knows anything about "moist lips", it's certainly the wild & woolly diminutive actor sweeping the Nation with his manic  (pathetic & desperate?) brand of humor!

And, Sheen was not without gifts, either.

Talk about swag!

The drug-addled superstar reached into his grab-bag of goodies and proceeded to plunk down a nifty coffee mug with the lovable image of a fox etched on its face.

Avid fans ecstatically cheered the "tiger blood" one on, also, as he tossed a bevy of t-shirts in their midst with some of his latest slogans (true gems) emblazoned on the front.

"Duh!"

"Winning!"

Though one should never look a gift horse in the mouth, the spontaneous moment begged the question.

Are the rumors true?

Tabloid gossips have been all a-buzz with the scuttlebutt that Sheen has signed on with the Fox network.

Well, the brass over there are no strangers to controversy, so go figure!

News at 11!

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Charlie plays the perfect foil!

Lindsay Lohan...pleads not guilty on felony charge of grand theft! Stay-away orders!

Lohan may have to sport fashions courtesy the local jailer!



Lindsay Lohan ran the media gauntlet once again - at the Airport Courthouse with jurisdiction over pending legal issues - to appear at an arraignment today on a grand theft felony charge in connection with the alleged disappearance of a pricey necklace.

Once again, the scripted material was pretty predictable.

Say what?

"Who me, guilty of theft?"

With little ado, Ms. Lohan informed the Judge presiding over the proceedings - Keith L. Schwartz - that she was most "not guilty".

Although his honor hinted that he might deny bail, he reneged on that promise.

A short while later, Ms. Lohan's bail was set at $40,000.00 smackeroos.

"You're in a different situation now that a felony has been filed against you," Schwartz told Lohan.

"You need to follow the laws just like everybody else. You're no different than anyone else, so please don't push your luck."

Because there appeared to be some effort on the part of "someone" (Lohan's handlers?) - to butter up the Venice Beach shopkeeper (flowers were delivered on the heels of the filing of the felony charge) - the Judge ordered the "Mean Girls" star to stay away from the premises in the future.

Lohan will trot back to court on Feb. 23.

The sexy thespian is no stranger to the law.

The troubled starlet is currently on probation for a misdemeanor drunk-driving conviction.

And, allegations that she twisted the arm of a worker at the Betty Ford Center, are still under investigation.

In the media frenzy that followed the announcement of Lohan's new run-in with the law, her attorney released a statement to the press, in which he stridently acknowledged that the actress would fight all criminal charges tooth-and-nail.

Meanwhile, legal analysts note that Lohan could be ordered to appear before a Judge in a Beverly Hills court in the near future, to determine whether the grand-theft charge constitutes a probation violation warranting jail time.

News at 11!

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Airport Courthouse scene of latest media blitz!

Lindsay Lohan..."Reform School Girls" next? B Movie limbo...

 

 

Lately, Lindsay Lohan's life has started to emulate a bad B Movie script, don't 'ya think?

One minute, the sexy starlett is struggling with her sanity (some would prefer she be trussed up in a straight jacket pronto), the next - she's giving a Judge the finger (well - ten - actually).

Now, it appears that Ms. Lohan is either in rehearsal for a flick about "Reform School Girls" - or just maybe - she's auditioning for the juicy role of "Frances Farmer" in an upcoming film bio.

Who knows?

According to insiders, Ms. Lohan assaulted a staff member at the Betty Ford Clinic, during her (um) respite from the after-hours night-club scene - at a resort for the humbled elite - who tend to be drug-adled or prone to gulp down a drinkie-pooh (or two) a tad too ambitiously!

Say it ain't so, Lindsay!

At a Press Conference yesterday, authorities confirmed that they responded to a 911 call - at which time - an employee of the infamous Betty Ford Drug Rehab Center accused the troubled show-biz personality of physical battery.

On the heels of the scandalous outburst - behave now, bitches! - the worker was terminated apparently.

But, the unexpected turn-of-events, only added grease to the fire!

"Wrongfully terminated," a lawyer has lamented to all within earshot.

The legal eagle has argued that the filing of a police report does not rise to the level of a breach of confidentiality, after all.

Picky! Picky! Picky!

His client only seeks compensation for her injuries (and the insult), after all!

What position does management at the reputable Betty Ford Clinic take?

"The worker violated patient confidentiality by speaking with the media," a spokesperson asserted for the record, without batting a sober eye.

A little bird tells me Ms. Lohan may be trotting back to Court in the event the incident is construed as a breach of her probation.

News at 11!

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Lindsay Lohan...trots back to rehab! Slammer eludes fallen star!

As curious onlookers gazed on, a Superior Court Judge ordered an emotional teary-eyed Lindsay Lohan back to rehab at the Betty Ford Center, until the first week of January.

When the verdict was first read, the once-drug-addled starlet broke down and sobbed.

Then, the high-profile celeb managed to utter up a breathy "thank you" to the Jurist presiding over the proceedings.

Once again, Ms. Lohan escaped the clutches of the local jailer.

The prosecutor recommended a six-month jail term as penalty for her failure to pass a drug test several weeks ago, which the bench-warmer presiding over the proceedings wisely rejected.

But, Ms. Lohan did not escape the court's wrath entirely.

Judge Eden Fox cautioned the troubled starlet to refrain from engaging in manipulative tactics in the future.

"I'm giving you one final chance to stay clean," Eden noted for the record.

“You’re staying past the New Year’s - there’s a reason for that,” Fox quipped.

Lohan is due back in court on February 25.

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Lindsay Lohan...back to rehab! Charlie Sheen & "Mean Girl" confound media hounds!

Lindsay on the move!

One minute, Lindsay Lohan was being hand-cuffed and hauled off to jail without mercy - in the next - the troubled starlet was being spirited away out a back door into a waiting limousine into the dead-of-night.

What the heck gives?

Media hounds were being run ragged and shaking their heads in frustration over the unexpected turn-of-events.

One thing was certain, though.

By the tail end of last week, the mind-boggling events surrounding the high-profile star, were starting to mirror the bad boy theatrics of Charlie Sheen which went down in Colorado just a scant few weeks ago.

For instance - on the heels of an insider tip that Charlie was about to cop a plea - a pack of overzealous paparazzi packed up their lenses and dashed off to the courthouse to catch the big scoop on celluloid.

Suddenly, without warning, it was a "no go".

No Sheen. No deal.

Back to square one!

Over the weekend, a similar fiasco unfolded on network TV, when two tabloid news shows rushed to report out-of-breath that Lindsay was in "jail" - and - denied bail.

In fact, she was not!

No, Sir!

Shortly after the entertainment reporters put their segments to bed - and the sensational news alerts flooded the airwaves - Lindsay had flown the coop!

Needless to say - the embarrassed gossip mongers (and media outlets that took a cue and followed suit) - ended up with recalled egg on the face.

But, not moi!

That's the beauty of being a blogger, after all.

With a flick of a finger - it's a snap to edit - and update the news!.

Though mainstream media types are prone to put down Internet writers - for lacking a background in journalism and what-have-you - at least bloggers can boast that their tripe is up-to-date and fresh out of the mouths of gossips!

No cigar for TV tabloid news!

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Lindsay Lohan..."Get out of Jail" card costly! Judge Fox eats crow!

Lindsay Lohan snagged another "Get out of Jail" card last night just before the witching hour.

But, the price tag was a pretty hefty one.

Earlier in the day, when Ms. Lohan appeared in court to answer to charges that she failed a drug test last week, Judge Elden Fox pulled the rug out from under the starlet when he denied bail and ordered a Sheriff to hand-cuff  the startled defendant and haul her back to the slammer until a probation Violation hearing on October 22nd..

But, the ruling was struck down later in the afternoon just shy of 6  p.m , when Lohan's lawyer filed a "motion" with the court, lamenting that denial of "bail" was illegal in the instant scenario since Lindsay had committed a couple of misdemeanors (not felonies).

An assistant supervising Judge found there was merit to lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley's argument, and subsequently, overturned the stiff penalty imposed earlier by Judge Fox.

However, the stakes got higher for Ms. Lohan.

The court granted her release with the provision that her legal team post $300,000.00 bail.

In addition, the strong-willed actress was placed on a tighter leash.

Until the hearing in late October rolls around, Lohan is required to sport an ankle bracelet once again, to monitor her every move.

The trendy watering holes the par-ta girl frequents - that primarily flog alcohol - are off-limits, too.

Individuals in rehab treatment programs often refer to social setting such as these as "triggers" because of temptations that lurk everywhere in those sleazy environs.

On October 22nd, the disgruntled Jurist will render a finding as to whether or not Lindsay violated her probation last week when she failed a mandatory court-ordered drug test.

Lindsay herself has admitted that shaking her drug habit has been a daily challenge.

"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night," Lohan fessed up a few days ago on Twitter, on the heels of admitting she relapsed and that her test came back dirty.

When Judge Fox initially granted Lohan's release, he mapped out a 67-day course of action for the pretty starlet to follow which included drug testing, counseling, and substance abuse meetings.

At Friday's court proceeding, probation officers were asked to report back on the extent of Lindsay's compliance, how faithful she's been to the court's directive, and so-forth and-so-on.

With reliable facts in hand, it is anticipated the Judge will be capable of rendering a decision that is equitable under the circumstances, with the specific aim of settling a case that has gotten old and grey and (yawn!) begging for closure.

I echo Mr. Lohan's sentiments.

The talented thespian is in dire need of therapy.

Stints behind bars just frustrate and hinder the healing process on all levels.

 

Dueling Lohans!

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Lindsay Lohan...motion granted for release! Starlet must rustle up $300,000.00 bail...

 

A few minutes ago, there was good news - bad news, too - for Lindsay Lohan.

This afternoon - when Judge Elden Fox ordered Lindsay Lohan back to the slammer for failing a drug test (and sent her reeling in shock) - the disgruntled Jurist also denied her legal eagle's  request for bail.

Consequently, the Sheriff was instructed to hand-cuff Ms. Lohan - at which point - she was hauled off to a secure facility for female prisoners in Lynwood, California.

End of story?

Not.

At the hearing this afternoon, the lawyer representing the "Mean Girls" star, vowed to file a motion with the court, replete with arguments outlining the merits of re-instating bail and a quick release for Lindsay.

True to form, the aggressive attorney quickly drafted the requirement paperwork, and the brief was summarily submitted to the court's clerk for a proper legal review.

OMG!

Ms. Lohan's highly-paid arm-twister must be a legal whiz because the "motion" was granted by Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg.

Who's out-foxing who?


Unfortunately for the actress, her release hinges on her legal team's ability to rustle up a startling $300,000.00 in bail - in what amounts to fool's gold at this point - backed by appropriate security (such as bonds, stocks, and/or property).


In addition, Lohan must get fitted for a trendy ankle bracelet once again, so that her activities may be monitored up-close-and-personal each waking-and-sleeping moment until a hearing on the issues (slated for October 22nd) determines Lohan's fate.


I expect the paparazzi will not only be camped out-front of the big house, but may be inclined to position a scout out-back, in the event the sly par-tay girl attempts to slip out the backdoor once again.


I'm pulling for 'ya, girl!

No-nonesense Judy Judy may be good medicine for starlet!

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Lindsay Lohan...fesses up to failing drug test! New maturity signals hope!

On the heels of news reports that she failed a recent drug test, Linday Lohan displayed remarkable maturity yesterday, when she fessed up to the allegations.

In fact, at her twitter site - the pretty starlet with the monkey on-her-back - posted a tweet in which she acknowledged that she screwed-up.

Ms. Lohan noted that she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

The slip-up may be construed as a probation violation resulting in additional jail time.

In contrast, just a scant few weeks ago - during court proceedings - the troubled addict was in a constant state of denial.

On more than one occasion - Lohan either engaged in deceitful conduct to hide the extent of her addiction - or blatantly tried to toss the blame entirely on others to avoid penalty from the judge presiding over her case.

For example, on one occasion the style maven swore up-and-down that a pair of pants with traces of cocaine in the fabric, were not hers.

Witnesses later testified that the slacks were not only owned by Lohan, but were a favorite pair of casual wear she often wore on a night out on-the-town partying.

Ms. Lohan  also claimed that she was not driving a vehicle during the course of a DUI shake-down - and, in fact - accused two other individuals of being at the wheel until the truth was finally squeezed out of witnesses.

In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress was forthcoming, however.

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test," she admitted in no uncertain terms.

"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it," she added solemnly.

According to inside sources, Lindsay intends to continue with the recovery updates on her twitter site.

In my estimation, the fact that Lindsay has acknowledged her problem, signals to me that she has turned the corner on her addiction.

For this reason, she deserves a break!

We're all human, after all, and inclined to stumble now and then.

Personally, I'll be following the posts wholeheartedly, and pulling for her.

If anything, she needs a boost in her morale just now.

Hopefully, fans can step in and fill that void, in the interim.

Poor fashion choice rankled court officials!

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Linday Lohan...flies rehab coop! Pulls fast one on Paparazzi!

Over the past forty-eight hours, the rumors flew hot 'n heavy, that Linday Lohan was going to be released from rehab early.

Imagine that!

In spite of the fact the Paparazzi were tipped off well in-advance of the surprise exit from the tawdry confines of the dreary rehab facility, the sly gal maneuvered an escape out a back door to a limousine purring at the curb without the snarling media hounds being the wiser.

In sum, the 24-year-old actress left UCLA's Neuropsychiatric Hospital after serving just over three weeks of her court-ordered 90 days of in-patient treatment ordered by a testy Judge.

Lindsay, if you recall, lucked out at the local slammer, too.

The troubled high-profile star only served 13 days of an original 30-day sentence - imposed by the court for an alleged probation Violation - which caused a handful of critics to cry foul.

"Celebrity Justice," was the angry lament in the wake of the court fiasco.

Clearly, some strings were pulled behind-the-scenes yesterday, in a concerted effort  to shorten Lohan's rehab treatments on a medical technicality.

While in rehab, doctors determined that the pretty starlet didn't suffer from ADHD, or a bipolar disorder.

Understandably, Lindsay's attorney argued to the Judge now presiding over the case, that Adderall (a prescription drug used to treat the disorder) may been to blame for her erratic behavior in recent months.

Consequently, Ms. Lohan was sprung from a program that didn't suit her needs, and is now a part of UCLA's outpatient program.

According to friends, the bodacious babe is "out and doing really well."

Good luck, Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan drunk & sloppy

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Charlie Sheen...News Alert! Guilty of misdemeanor! Rehab! Agrees to Anger Management!

Rehab & Anger Management for Charlie!

Whew!

Getting Charlie Sheen to the court-house and fessing up to an alleged crime - or to agree to a trial by his peers - was worse than pulling teeth!

After flirting with prosecutors over the past few weeks and pondering a much-publicized plea bargain with the District Attorney's Office in Aspen (in a bold-faced effort to avoid a stint in the local slammer) the high-profile celeb - and star of a hit comedy show - plead guilty to misdemeanor assault in a domestic abuse case arising from a violent scuffle with his current wife last Christmas in Colorado.

Mr. Sheen was sentenced to 30 days in a California rehabilitation center, 30 days of probation,  and 36 hours of anger management, according to sources in a courtroom in Colorado who were witness to the events within the past hour.

Background Info

Post: 08/02/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/charlie-sheento-appear-on-assault.html

Good luck on the road to recovery, Charlie!

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Lindsay Lohan...released from slammer as predicted! Rehab, baby @ UCLA...

Adios, Lynwood!

Just shortly after tucking in for the night with cucumber mask firmly in place (I didn't plan on sitting through the vigil into the wee hours since a dude also needs his beauty rest, 'ya know) Lindsay Lohan was released from the Lynwood (CA) jail as predicted in my last post of the night.

Post: 01/01/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/lindsay-lohanjail-bird-takes-flight.html

After serving 13 days at the Lynwood facility, Lindsay was released at 1:35 a.m. this morning on Monday August 2nd.

But, the sexy little tart's "freedom" per se, was short-lived.

Once out-of-the-gate, the bright-eyed Lindsay was driven straight-away to a rehab facility.

TMZ was boasting on their site last night that after they reported negative aspects of the treatment center originally chosen by Judge Marshal Revel (Morningside) to oversee her care - that the Judge had a "change of heart" - and was inclined to trundle Lohan off to another facility instead.

So, Lindsay was bundled off to a UCLA treatment clinic, which was originally favored by doctors watching over her drug rehabilitation program ordered by the court.

A spokesperson for the Sheriff's Department noted for the record that the no-nonesense Judge specified that certain "named" people would pick the actress up so there would be a smooth transition from the slammer to the drug treatment facility.

As expected, once the word got out that "this morning" was the "morning", a crush of media on hand scrambled for shots of Linday's exit from the Lynwood facility into a waiting vehicle for her short journey to the next resting perch ordered by the Judge.

Because Lohan was ushered out a side-door, with keen military-precision, the photo ops were all shot to hell!

Boy, were the paparazzi pissed!

Just about hot-to-trot again!

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Lindsay Lohan...slick mag mirrors Starlet's empty future!

Who's sorry now?

 

At press time, the editors at Complex Magazine were in the throes of fleshing out Lindsay Lohan for a one-on-one interview to bolster up a bikini-clad publicity still slated to grace the next sizzling-hot cover.

The bedraggled starlet has been somewhat elusive of late, in spite of a promise to follow through with a sit-down chat with the editors, with the express intent of playfully focusing on Marc Ecko's publicatiion in a collaboration with artist Kaws titled "Little Girls Lost".

This late in the game, and desperate for an escape-hatch, Complex Magazine conjured up a novel way to sidestep the interview-less issue without getting egg on the face.

In an intriguing approach, editors elected to document a mad-cap chase, in which their inventive reporters sought to snatch up a few choice quotes from  the elusive starlet.

"Emails have gone unanswered; the same for voicemails we left with her mom, Dina. When you don't have a publicist and your personal assistant resigns, it's a lot easier to disappear," growled a magazine spokesperson.

So, there was no other alternative, eh?

Meanwhile, it is doubtful that Lohan will escape the long arm of the law!

In fact, insiders have whispered that she was full of trepidation about the prospect of turning herself in to face the harsh sentence imposed by a BH Judge.

"She was nervous, a fidgety mess, and her legal team, family and friends were very concerned about her fragile state," a "People" source disclosed after jottting down the erratic behaviour for future reference at one of Logan's gatherings at Pickford rehab.

In fact, the upcoming trek to the Los Angeles Lynwood Correctional Facilitiy, is sure to result in disappearing act of another kind (for at least 45 days) once she strips down and steps into the only couture outfit crafted for inmates on the  paltry prison payroll.

Glorified PJ's in monochromatic hues?

News at 11!

Drunk as a skunk!

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Lindsay Lohan...enters rehab! Toxic friends shunned! Shapiro to head up defense!

Lindsay's once-healthy glow!

Amid a swirl of speculation, Lindsay Lohan "checked into" a respected rehab facility yesterday afternoon with a copy of "Toxic Friends" tightly grasped in hand.

Uh-huh.

In the old days, insider-druggies were referred to as enablers - but, oh! - how the times have changed.

Now that Ms. Lohan has dumped former legal counsel, celebrity lawyer Shapiro (of O.J. Simpson fame) has stepped up to the plate to try to bat a 100 for the troubled starlet desperately seeking a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Rumors abound that the "Mean Girls" star is pinning her hopes on smooth-talking Shaprio to convince the Judge to forego on the slammer so that LL may continue on at rehab a girl uninterrupted.

I expect Lohan anticipates that Her Honor will have a short memory and won't take the part-ay girl to task in respect to disrespectful scribbled texts (Fu** you) subtly etched on her pampered nails last time before the bench warmer which hinted at her contempt for the court.

Does Shapiro have the chutzpah to pull it off?

The clinic - Pickford Lofts - was set up Shapiro, after his son Brent died of a drug overdose in 2005.

Shapiro will spin legal magic!

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Lindsay Lohan...bench warrant issued! $100,000 bail, body search, & more...

 

Just minutes ago, a Judge presiding over the Lindsay Lohan DUI case, lowered the boom!

The troubled star was slated to appear at a mandatory court hearing this morning to discuss the progress of her case, but failed to appear.

According to her attorney, Lohan - who jetted off to the exotic Cannes Film Festival on the weekend - lost her passport and was prevented from returning home to attend the hearing today.

The Judge, not unlike many of us - who tune in to watch the nightly news each evening - no doubt caught sight of Ms. Lohan dancing up a storm in chic Cannes Nightclubs appearing for all-the-world to be thumbing her nose at the court.

Despite assurances from her attorney that Ms. Lohan would appear in court tomorrow, the Judge issued a bench warrant for the actress's arrest.

In addition to being cuffed by officers, Ms. Lohan will be subjected to a body search, and forced to wear an electroic monitoring device.

Will the men-in-blue be waiting for Ms. Lohan at the airport?

If so, the kids at TMZ will probably catch the whole delicious scoop on video.

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Charlie Sheen...triumphant return to men!

Although the popular ratings-getter (Two and a Half Men) was renewed by the Network for two years weeks ago - the top gun largely responsible for the success of the hit show (in my estimation) - was still a loose cannon until about twenty-four hours ago.

Industry analysts snickered on the sidelines that Sheen's threat to walk was simply a last minute bargaining chip.

Not true.

The talented actor  prone to be led around by the end of his di** confided this past week that his salary demand (which he hasn't strayed from) was on the table last June.

At $825,000 per episode, the diminuitive actor attained the lofty status of being the most-highly-paid sitcom star on Television.

If Sheen scooped a raise, no one is talking about it.

Once the pact was signed, both sides have remained  tight-lipped about the terms and conditions.

"I'm looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights," Sheen announced in a prepared statement a scant few hours ago.

Network execs must be breathing a sigh of relief.

The show was shut down for three weeks in February to accommodate Sheen who entered rehab for preventative care.

Now that the contract cliffhanger is over, Charlie can focus on his personal life, as he prepares to return to court in Colorado on July 21st on domestic violence charges.

 

 

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Charlie Sheen...clandestine rendezvous with Escort! Pay-per-play best option...

Thought it was a good disguise at the time!

The tabloid magazine shows have been keeping close tabs on frisky Charlie Sheen.

New developments in his - um - personal life have raised a specter of doubt about his sincerity when it comes to relationships after all.

Is he hell-bent on accomplishing something worthwhile in rehab or is that all for show?

One high profile news outlet broadcast incriminating shots of Charlie sneaking out of a love nest which raised more than a few eyebrows after an in-depth investigation.

The diminuitive actor was sporting a hat (pulled down over his face) casual non-descript jacket, and sneakers when he was caught under the glare of the searing spotlight.

But, get  this, a tacky moustache - bushy as hell - was glued to his upper lip.

Sleuths assert that the fake whiskers were actually a prop used on a segment of his popular TV Comedy - "Two and a Half Men"  - a few weeks ago.

When Charlie's character waltzes in with the ubiquitous moustache plastered to his face, on the episode in question, a young male  urges him to remove it.

“You look like a 70’s porn star.”

Maybe that was the image he was shooting for in view of the company he was keeping.

His strange bedfellow is allegedly a high-priced escort who charges upwards of $3,000.00 an hour.

Nice work if you can get it.

Her luscious lips must work wonders.

Or, maybe Charlie - after a couple of failed marriages - has figured it's a lot cheaper (and more headache free) to just order out.

Party favors, extra!
 

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Joaquin Phoenix...losing it? Rehab on the way...

At the glittering red carpet premiere of Che at Mann's Chinese a few weeks ago, it was obvious to the paparazzi on hand that something was out-of-whack with Joaquin Phoenix!

As the well-heeled elite exited sleek limos that purred at the curb and sauntered up the press gauntlet into the much-anticipated screening, one wild and woolley-looking dude was inclined to go against the natural flow and stroll down the carpet to a perch near the street.

Once recognized, the actor caused quite a stir!

When a couple of celebrity interviewers tossed a handful of questions his way, Phoenix was mum for a second or two.

Then, the controversial actor did something strange.

He clenched his hands and thrust them forward into the crowd to reveal two words scribbled on his unkempt fingers.

"Good Bye"

A buzz rippled through the press corps.

Had the off-beat actor gone mad?

Then, I personally spied Joaquin whip a flask out of his jacket pocket and guzzle down a huge gulp of the mysterious liquid inside.

One for the road?

Next day, on the heels of this odd-ball behaviour, news zipped around the Globe.

Phoenix was calling it quits to become a rap star!

And, at the tail end of February, the retired thespian made good on his promise.

He actually turned up at a low-key Vegas joint to utter a few catchy rap beats.

In tow, was Casey Affleck, who was filming the entire fiasco for a documentary he'll release on the nutso actor-turned-rapper later in the year.

But, if a tumultuous appearance this past weekend at another watering hole was any indication, his stab at incoherent fast-mumbling may not pan out as expected.

Shortly after the poet in-his-own-mind stumbled on stage, a heckler got his goat - at which point - he scurried into the audience to confront the red-neck interloper.

Allegedly, security dragged Phoenix back towards the stage, then tossed him out of the spotlight into the street.

Was that a rap - um - wrap?

News at 11!

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