Conan O'Brien...Jack Nicholson mystery guest? Nov 8th on TBS!

No doubt - there will be a lot of hoopla - when Conan O’Brien launches his cable talk show on TBS November 8th.

Although, it is doubtful the lanky stand-up comic will be able to match the avalanche of good press he rustled up impromptu when he exited NBC amid a storm of controversy, just betcha the zany hilarious comic (with the infectious grin) will roar to the top of the ratings heap opening night.

If the promos for Conan’s new baby are indicative of the hilarity to come - I’ll probably hold up on the channel surfing (normally the norm for moi) - until the last credit crawls to a close on the flat state-of-the-art screen.

On the season opener, Seth Rogan and musician Jack White are slated to flop down on the couch - or some reasonable facsimile thereof - and spout off as they’re egged on by old freckle face.
 
Other  guests putting in an appearance the first week include  Jack McBrayer, Soundgarden, Jon Hamm, Charlyne Yi, Michael Cera, and Julie Bowen.
 
Apparently, there will be a surprise "unannounced" guest chosen by fans of the show.
 
Rumor has it that Jack Nicholson may stop by to toast Conan and his new gab fest.
 
Break a leg, Conan!

 

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Oprah Winfrey...gay rumors fueled by camping trip with sidekick!

 

Yes, Oprah headed for the secluded back-hills this weekend with gal pal, Gayle King, who works side-by-side the outspoken talk show hostess (slated to pack up lock, stock, & barrel and move over to cable at the end of the year).

Uh-huh!

Tongues are wagging, alright.

Instead of taking along alleged boy-toy - Steadman (her long-time pussy beard) - Oprah made a romantic bid for a quiet little weekend get-a-away in the bush (no pun intended) with her girl Friday (who some say is her secret lesbian lover).

Who do you suppose is top?

Yes, Oprah & Gayle King have taken a respite from it all - and gone fly-fishing (!) and camping (!) and what-have-you.

Just betcha, they'll be squatting in the bushes to take an organic twinkle now and then - too!

Nothing like a romantic clinch under a canopy of stars, when the wolves are at bay, eh?

News at 11!

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As pretty as two black-eyed peas!

Lindsay Lohan...fesses up to failing drug test! New maturity signals hope!

On the heels of news reports that she failed a recent drug test, Linday Lohan displayed remarkable maturity yesterday, when she fessed up to the allegations.

In fact, at her twitter site - the pretty starlet with the monkey on-her-back - posted a tweet in which she acknowledged that she screwed-up.

Ms. Lohan noted that she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

The slip-up may be construed as a probation violation resulting in additional jail time.

In contrast, just a scant few weeks ago - during court proceedings - the troubled addict was in a constant state of denial.

On more than one occasion - Lohan either engaged in deceitful conduct to hide the extent of her addiction - or blatantly tried to toss the blame entirely on others to avoid penalty from the judge presiding over her case.

For example, on one occasion the style maven swore up-and-down that a pair of pants with traces of cocaine in the fabric, were not hers.

Witnesses later testified that the slacks were not only owned by Lohan, but were a favorite pair of casual wear she often wore on a night out on-the-town partying.

Ms. Lohan  also claimed that she was not driving a vehicle during the course of a DUI shake-down - and, in fact - accused two other individuals of being at the wheel until the truth was finally squeezed out of witnesses.

In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress was forthcoming, however.

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test," she admitted in no uncertain terms.

"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it," she added solemnly.

According to inside sources, Lindsay intends to continue with the recovery updates on her twitter site.

In my estimation, the fact that Lindsay has acknowledged her problem, signals to me that she has turned the corner on her addiction.

For this reason, she deserves a break!

We're all human, after all, and inclined to stumble now and then.

Personally, I'll be following the posts wholeheartedly, and pulling for her.

If anything, she needs a boost in her morale just now.

Hopefully, fans can step in and fill that void, in the interim.

Poor fashion choice rankled court officials!

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Safeway...Latino cleaning lady intrudes on men in restroom!

Need some help with that, big fella?

After rustling up a few items and tossing them into the cart at Safeway, I headed into the men's room to take a whiz.

As I zipped up my fly, and turned to wash my hands, a homely Latino scrub-woman waltzed into the tiny facility and proceeded to give the a "John" a once-over.

The fact that a couple of male shoppers were flapping in the breeze - so-to-speak - didn’t appear to faze her in the least.

Maybe Mexican dudes don’t mind that kind of intrusion, but I expect I am not wrong in my conclusion, that most white American males don’t warm up to the idea of having their privacy invaded like that.

Forgive the pun - but a border was crossed - in my estimation.

Needless to say, I reported the incident to management at Safeway.

Did the complaint fall on deaf ears?

News at 11!

 

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Gold Spike...Vegas update! Affordable lodging with character...

Artists's Rendering

 

The last time I booked into the Gold Spike (Siegel Suites) the low-key Hotel was being refurbished.

Nonetheless, in spite of side-stepping a construction-worker or two, my brief stop-over as a guest was quite a spoil.

Readers of the Tattler may recall I was quite the happy little camper once I strode through the door and found myself firmly ensconced in the Penthouse suite!

Post: 10/20/09

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Currently,  the little gem - just off Freemont Street - is up-and-running to full capacity.

And, there is a lot for Management to shout about.

The entrance boasts a pretty terrace which is quite inviting to the weary traveller aching to find a little respite from it all.

And, since my last visit, the owners have renovated - and incorporated into the lodging mix - a property they purchased just adjacent which benefits Gold Spike guests.

A glittering pool, cabana-style, awaits guests keen on stretching out under the sun to catch a few rays on a lazy off-day or two.

At night under a canopy of stars and full moon - the aesthetically-pleasing terraced area - is a soothing sight that nurtures the soul.

The pool is "multi-level" and features a couple of water fountains that kids (adults, too) love to splash in, for starters.

A white theme - used throughout in the armchairs and pretty umbrellas that top a dozen-or-so tables scattered about - add a touch of class that appeals to the senses.

The canvas curtains adorning the railings on the upper and lower levels of the Hotel walkway add an old-world charm to the impecably clean space.

The rooms are decorated with flair - quite spacious - and feature quite a few amenities.

And, guess what?

The rates are resonable, too!

See 'ya there.

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Barack Obama...does about face! To meet with Arizona Gov. Brewer!

Governor Brewer's hands tied?

The tongues began to wag when President Barack Obama announced that he will meet with Governor Brewer (Arizona) tomorrow at her request.

Just last week, the President appeared to be snubbing the beleaguered politician, when he initially informed her handlers that - in spite off the fact Brewer would be in Washington on other business - that his plate was too full to receive her.

Was a tight schedule the culprit?

Now that Obama has done an about-face - inquiring minds want to know - has the President bowed to pressure (and/or public opinion) in spite of the fact he is obviously still pi**ed at Brewer for signing into law a controversial Immigration law he perceives as flying in the face of the U.S. Constitution and paving the way for racial profiling?

News at 11!
 

 
 

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Adam Lambert...Fox TV (Chicago) reports that the American Idol darling laments to fans: "Don't Buy my album"...

Adam's American Idol travelling Adonis Show!

In a brief news flash all-a-twitter, Adam Lambert & fans (followers) provided a link to a Fox News outlet in Chicago that issued the following release about high noon today:

"Adam Lambert: "Don't By My Album"

Updated: Thursday, 25 Jun 2009, 1:12 PM CDT
Published : Thursday, 25 Jun 2009, 1:12 PM CDT

The musical chairs scenario unfolding in Lambert's camp - if true - are getting curiouser and curiouser by the scintillating minute.

Yesterday, on the heels of the release of the "WANT" iTunes single, a press notice tipped off fans about the next ambitious offering - "On with the Show" - a sizzling album to debut on the unpredictable (!) musical horizon in the near future.

But, after TMZ stepped into the fray last evening and posted a memo questioning the origins of the material (did the tunes spring up from the Diva's creative well?), fans (and the charismatic songbird) have remained tight-lipped.

We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!

Well, not so fast!

Just maybe, the mysterious turn-of-events merit a bit of surreptitious investigation by the master sleuth, moi!

News at 11!

Meanwhile, the trussed up Pop Icon prepares for the July 5th kick-off of the much-anticipated American Idol tour.

Got tickets?

Front row seats, center, Dudes!

Thomas Carlyle (Wordsworth) opined:

"Who is there that, in logical words, can express the effect music has on us?"

"A kind of inarticulate unfathomable speech, which leads us to the edge of the infinite and lets us gaze into that."

On the other hand, Simon, I agree with your two cohorts & their sentiments pictured above.

Silence is golden!

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Ann Landers...sound advice rings true today!

Never throw pearls before swine!

Years ago I use to read Ann Landers daily.

I'll always recall one tidbit of advice that she offered up that I still pay heed to today.

A reader, if I recall correctly, was asking Ann about the wisdom of writing a note to a friend to get something off their chest since a confrontation in person was too stressful to deal with emotionally.

I'll always remember her response.

First, the popular columnist noted that when people were upset they often said or did things they might be ashamed of later when their heels had cooled a little.

Ann cautioned that if they were inclined to write a note in a moment of anger - then dash out to the mail box for the next pick up by the U.S. Post Office - that it may be a better idea to put the envelope in a drawer overnight.

"The next morning read the letter before you're about to post it. If you feel the same way as you did in the heat of the moment, then mail it. Chances are, you won't."

She went on to point out that this kind of prudent action might just save a friendship or prevent a love interest from walking.

I adhere to that rule of thumb, today.

However, in the age of home PC's and high-speed e-mail delivery, the rules may have been rewritten a smidgen to adapt to technology in the new millennium.

For example, if you're getting ready to zip off a nasty e-mail to a friend that has annoyed you, save it as a draft, first.

The next morning if the missive stills seems an appropriate way to deal with the misunderstanding, then hit "send" by all means.

Wait for the reply.

But, if the stress is too great to deal with, just input their name and e-mail address in the preferences mode under "block".

It's kind of like hiding your head in the sand - or delaying the inevitable - but at least you'll manage to avoid a confrontation.

And, just maybe the truth, eh?

Samuel Taylor Coleridge:

"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."

Cathleen Fuller played Ann Landers in

"The Lady with All the Answers."

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Tiger Woods...ready to hit the green! Arizona bound...

The word out of the Tiger Woods camp is that the sports giant is ready to hit a few balls down the green again.

The news perked up an otherwise dismal week for many on courses around the country.

Since Woods has been laid-up recovering from an injury, Golf matches have suffered a noticeable slump in attendance.

Now, Sports enthusiasts are jumping for joy.

"Tiger is the most charismatic golfer. And, the best golfer ever," one seasoned pro stated matter-of-fact to upbeat newsies scrambling for tid-bits to report on in upcoming sports page features.

Tiger is slated to appear at the PGA Tour next week in Arizona where he will compete in the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship.

Already, the upcoming Tiger Woods matches are being much-ballyhooed and considered must-attend Golf events.

On ESPN this morning, Woods noted the time-off during the healing process was quite enjoyable.

"I've enjoyed my time at home with the family and appreciate everyone's support and kind wishes."

The proud father beamed when asked about his kids.

"Elin and our new son Charlie are doing great."

The tournament will be his first event to compete in since winning the US Open last June at Torrey Pines.

Shortly after the US Open, Tiger underwent surgery to reconstruct the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee - which, ultimately - ended the season for him.

Woods also had stress fractures in his left tibia, injuries that undoubtedly affected him during the challenging US Open win.

PGA Tour Commissioner, Tim Finchem, jumped on the green-light from Woods.

"We received confirmation today that Tiger Woods has committed to play in next week's Accenture Match Play Championship in Tucson, Ariz."

Woods will be included in the 64-player field which begins play February 25 at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club course in Marana, Arizona.

"We are delighted that Tiger is returning to competition and look forward to watching him compete next week."

Woods is not unfamiliar with the territory.

The affable golfer has won the Accenture Match Play Championship three times.

Last year, in fact, he beat Stewart Cink 8 and 7 in the 36-hole championship match.

Tiger has seven top 10's of his nine starts at the Accenture Match Play Championship.

Woods is scheduled to face Brendan Jones in the opening round on Wednesday unless a golfer steps forward and withdraws from the event.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

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Brad Pitt...No. 1 stinkiest celebrity! Courtney Cox, Russel Crowe, Bob Dylan on top 10 list, too!

A little soap and elbow grease might help, Hayden!

Brad Pitt is the No. 1 stinkiest celeb making the talk show circuit, according to insiders in-the-know.

Who would have thunk!

The disc jockeys over at 95.5 FM chortled it up at the crack of dawn this morning as they levelled wise-cracks at ten celebrities alleged to be real stinkers in the body electric department.

One platter-slapper teased his cohorts with scintillating hints during the course of the popular morning talk show, as they tried to fathom the names of the leading contenders on the smell sheet coyly hidden in front of them.

There were a handful of males, a couple of women, and an "entity" (group) waiting to be found out.

"How can a whole group be stinky?" one disc jockey joked with a tinge of amusement in his silky broadcast voice.

Well, if a band heads out on a long and dusty road tour in a broken-down old VW - without frequent potty breaks- for starters.

Notwithstanding, I expect that if a sleazy rocker caught a dose of crabs from a hot-to-trot groupie on a night of lust and debauchery, by the end of the tour, all the dudes would end up with the pesky little devils crawlin' beneath their creepy skin, eh?

Actually, high-profile musicians tended to be the main culprits when it came to a lack of hygiene.

Bob Dylan scored high, for instance.

Doesn't he know his nasty B.O is blowing in the wind all around him?

David Bowie landed plunk dab on the 10 most-smelled, too.

All those spacey get-ups 'n make-up must be revving up a nasty sweat on stage!

Major Tom to Ziggy Stardust, wake up!

After a performance, wipe off the eyeliner, lipstick and rouge with a little cold cream.

Day-old make-up is a frightful sight, just ask any middle-aged hooker in the tenderloin.

Russell Crowe got the nod, too.

Judging by the persona he projects in the trailers of his new film (puffy, flabby, and down-'n-out looking) I am not surprised folks are under the impression he just crawled out from under a slimy rock somewhere.

The big surprise was Hayden Christiansen from Star Wars.

Maybe, it should be chalked up to a simple pimply-faced case of careless youth?

Surprise! Keanu Reeves wasn't on the grunge carpet.

Years ago, wardrobe assistants and assistant directors whispered under their breath, that he was so raunchy!

Guess he sprung some bucks on a shaving kit and soap-on-a-rope, once he hit the big-time in squeaky-clean Tinsel Town.

Of course, Jim Morrison was infamous for being stinko!

Apparently, the legendary rocker was stuffed in those skin-tight leather pants for weeks on-end - through endless nights of boozing and tweaking on drugs - with nary a thought about cleaning 'em.

When it was revealed the Courtney Cox caused noses to wrinkle up, a female in the studio was aghast at the mere thought of it.

"If you're rich, you can still stink?"

Here's a real stumper.

Cameron Diaz?

"It boils down to body chemistry," one DJ speculated in all seriousness.

Yeah, he's got that right.

On occasion I've been in a confined space when a stranger walked in the room when - suddenly and without warning - my nostrils were assailed with the most vile odour. And, in spite of the fact, their mouth wasn't even facing in my direction.

No, the stench wasn't due to foul breath, or even a stink wafting about because dirty clothing had been worn for days on-end without washing.

If 'ya ask me, their diets must have consisted of fish and garlic and onions.

In the aftermath, the fumes not only reeked from their orifices, but actually appeared to ooze out of the pores of their greasy skin to the displeasure of those around 'em.

If that ever happens to me, I'll gulp down a bushel of colon cleanser, or shoot myself.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, after all.

A telltale sign?
Jeans that crease at the crotch signal a skanky woman!

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Chelsea Clinton...making a difference with CHAI (Clinton HIV/AIDS Initiative)! Donate today...

When Chelsea Clinton was trotted out on the campaign trail last fall to rustle up some votes from her own age group, I was a little reticent about jumping on the band wagon.

In spite of the fact I very rarely found fault with Chelsea per se - after all, she carried herself well and acted in good taste whenever she appeared on behalf of her Mom at public and political rallies - it was the woman, Hillary Clinton, who kept me snickering from afar.

Nope, I never warmed up to the pant-suited politician gave me the willies (no pun intended) and made me feel ill at ease.

Hillary was just too disingenuous - in the words of the PREZ - and conniving for the good of the country, in my estimation.

Whitewater was always at the back of mind, fanning the flames of doubt, too!

Now that Obama is firmly ensconced in the White House, and Hillary is Secretary of State, I did not expect to hear a peep out of Chelsea again.

Wrong!

Young Chelsea has taken up a cause.

The pretty young gal is now involved with project CHAI, a project funded under the auspices of her father's charitable organization, The William Clinton Foundation.

In her communication, Chelsea informed me how exciting her involvement with CHAI has been to date.

"This summer, I had the great opportunity of traveling to Africa with my father, where we met Jean Pierre, a young boy in a rural village in Rwanda. Jean Pierre is alive and well today because of the antiretroviral treatments that the Clinton HIV/AIDS Initiative (CHAI) was able to make accessible to him."

"Jean Pierre told us that he wants to grow up to be a doctor and give more people a chance to live a healthy life.

"Jean Pierre's story is inspiring, not just because he's benefiting from the work of everyone at CHAI, but also because he's leading by example with his lifetime goal of giving back and serving others through medicine."

Chelsea impressed upon me her hope that generous Americans will consider supporting CHAI and the Clinton Foundation's work in the U.S. and around the globe in a myriad of ways, but specifically by virtue of a donation.

"Gifts of any size make a very real difference," she noted passionately.

For example, $15 provides a life-saving food package for an HIV-positive child for one month, while $30 pays for 15 dosing tools for physicians and pharmacists to help accurately dose children on HIV/AIDS treatment.

A generous gift of $80 ensures that eight community health workers can provide monitoring of adherence and medication intake for all HIV-positive people in a Malawian village for a week.

And believe it or not, $150 provides access to medical care and support -including transport to and from a treatment center, counseling, and nutrition - to one HIV-positive child in India for a year.

Why not consider coughing up some dough today, eh?

In addition to CHAI, it appears that there are other worthy causes on the agenda at the Foundation, too.

Transforming Ideas Into Action: Clinton Global Initiative

The Clinton Global Initiative is a project of the Clinton Foundation that brings together a community of global leaders, university students, and private citizens to identify and implement innovative solutions to the world's most pressing challenges, including poverty alleviation, climate change, global health, and education.

Treating HIV/AIDS & Malaria: Clinton HIV/AIDS Initiative

The Clinton HIV/AIDS Initiative is helping to turn the tide on the HIV/AIDS pandemic by working with governments and other partners to increase the availability of high-quality AIDS care and treatment for people in need, lower the cost of essential tests and treatments, and strengthen health systems in the developing world.

Fighting Childhood Obesity: Alliance For a Healthier Generation

The Alliance for a Healthier Generation, a partnership between the Clinton Foundation and the American Heart Association, is dedicated to ending the increase in childhood obesity and helping all kids and their families lead healthy, active lives.

Promoting Economic Opportunity: Clinton Economic Opportunity Initiative

The Clinton Economic Opportunity Initiative is helping families and individuals keep more of the money they make by supporting state and city efforts to promote access to basic financial services. CEO also matches inner-city entrepreneurs with successful business leaders to help them grow their businesses and flourish in an urban economy.

Creating Sustainable Development in Africa: Clinton Hunter Development Initiative

The Clinton Hunter Development Initiative is working in Rwanda and Malawi to launch projects that generate income, increase agricultural productivity, and enable sustainable growth to alleviate poverty.

Enabling Economic Development: Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative

An innovative partnership between the Clinton Foundation, the private sector, governments, other NGOs and local communities, the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative is working with the natural resource industry to improve health and education programs and alleviate poverty, starting in Latin America.

Info: http://www.clintonfoundation.org/

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ASPEN SANTE FE BALLET...triumphantly returns to The Joyce Theatre! NYC performances slated Feb. 17th - 22nd...

The Nationally-acclaimed Aspen Sante Fe Ballet returns to The Joyce with three New York City premieres.

For the past ten years or so, the Ballet company has wowed audiences with their impressive signature style - and I might add - garnered glowing reviews from tough critics near and far.

This eclectic and innovative dance troupe will return to the NYC and perform what is being touted by the company as a sophisticated program featuring some of the world's foremost choreographers in the exciting arena of Ballet today.

The likes of William Forsythe, Jorma Elo, Itzik Galili, and Helen Pickett are sure to delight, in fact!

Sid Smith of the Chicago Tribune raved:

"The Aspen Sante Fe Ballet is small in size and young in years, but its lustrous Chicago debut proved its big and deserves everlasting life."

"It's a class act, a classic act, and an extraordinary engaging act; it's the Aspen Santa Fe Ballet," exalted Clive Barnes at the New York Post.


Tickets: http://www.joyce.org

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Hillary Clinton...truth about the post for Secretary of State?

Barack needs s tune-up already...

Some whined and complained that the Secretary of State issue dragged on too long.

It all started with a rumor that streaked around Capitol Hill in the blink of an eye.

The Secretary of State post was being offered to Hillary, those with their ears close to the wall excitedly whispered, to anyone within earshot.

But, no one would officially confirm or deny.

Then, a couple of days later - after the buzz subsided a tad - the team for the president-elect announced the plum role in the new administration would be hers for the taking if Hillary pined for the post.

At this juncture - a game of cat-and-mouse - ensued.

Finally, amid of lot of fanfare, Hillary appeared arm-and-arm with Barack and publicly accepted the Secretary of State post.

Personally, I think a secret pact was made between the two long ago.

If you recall, Mrs. Clinton was all spit-and-fire and reluctant to throw in the towel during the presidential race, even when her staunchest supporters had given up hope.

Then, there was a mysterious "closed-door" meeting on the heels on her announcement to continue with her bid for the Oval Office, come hell or high water.

Me thinks Obama and the Democrats promised her a part in the new administration if she would throw in her pantsuit.

What say you?

But, when the final decision was made on the Secretary of State job, there was one stumbling block.

Slick Willy's murky associations overseas - and questionable financial ties with foreigners of dubious proportions - unsettled a few.

From the get-go, I expect Hillary was inclined to jump in full-throttle and utter the quip - "I'll give it the old College try" - but was held back 'til a probe of her hubby was put to bed.

Did slick Willy pass muster?

Temporarily, yes.

Even still, many voters may be inclined to wonder after the Whitewater scandal and the Monica Lewinski brouhaha, if you can teach an old dog new tricks.

Notwithstanding, there may be another reason why Obama plucked Hillary up by the bootstraps in spite of the obvious reasons for passing on her as a potential candidate.

In the wake of Prop 8 protests - and a backlash against the Black Community - it occurred to me, God forbid, that Barrack may have chosen Hillary to appease gays who have become disenchanted with him.

After all, Hillary has always savored a good rapport with the LGBT community.

Because the feisty politician is pro-gay and pro gay-marriage, many in the gay community may now be pinning their hopes on her.

Surely she''ll strong-arm Obama about the issues, once she's firmly ensconced in the corridors of power in Washington, eh?

Personally, I think it was a mistake to have chosen Hillary for a couple of reasons.

Because Hillary is part of an old regime in Washington that voters thought they were casting out when they voted for Obama, the 44th President may be in for a bumpy ride at the hands of skeptical supporters when he takes his seat in the Oval Office come January.

Worse than that, I expect that Clinton skeletons will rattle his new administration in the new year -and ultimately - cast doubts on his ability to make sound decisions.

Gosh, looks like Barack is not as savvy or smart or as sophisticated as I originally thought.

Maybe he's just a puppet and someone else is pulling the strings?