Paparazzi...stalk celebs at The Ivy in trendy WeHo! Tom Brady's "do"!

I am keen to the fact that my fame has grown to epic proportions in recent months - but frankly - I wasn't mindful of the fact that I may have to plan my wardrobe before I step out the front door (in the event I stumble across an overzealous paparazzi bent on snapping a publicity still).

Indeed!

Yesterday afternoon I was strolling along Robertson Boulevard - in search of a business entity along the trendy retail strip in WeHo - when I happened to glance across the street at The Ivy.

Lo & behold!

I suddenly spied a photographer with his camera aimed in my direction snappiing away furiously!

And, to think my hair was such an unruly mess!

Talk about bad hair days, eh?

Oh well, I have Tom Brady to thank for that.

I have been inclined to warm up to his new "look", although Justin Bieber laments that the popular football stud has been copy-catting his signature "do".

Thief of hearts!

One night I was tripping-the-light-fantastic at a local watering hole when I overheard a couple of jaded old Queens whisper to each other as I strolled by within earshot.

"Yeah, he looks like a 70's rock star."

And, just yesterday, when I strolled into the 99 cent store, some dude yelled out in my direction.

"Heh, Billy Idol!  Great suglasses."

Was he just being cheeky?

A case of mistaken identity, perhaps?

In the final analysis,  I was flattered.

I had no idea anyone was interested in a snap of a blogger who makes waves on the Internet now & then when he titters and twitters about celebs.

Wonders never cease!

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The Bieb pokes fun @ Brady's "do"!

Tom Brady...& missus (Gisele Bundchen) announce birth of bouncing boy! Name search on...

 Gisele one hot Mamma!

Tom Brady (one of our fave celeb subjects here @ the Tattler) and his lovely wife Gisele Bunchen are the parents of a healthy bouncing boy.

When cornered by the media this past week, Brady - a tad incognito in a baseball cap that slightly obscured his handsome mug -  firmed up the rumors that the child was born on Tuesday.

"We didn't announce the birth right away because we haven't decided on a name yet."

That's a toughie, alright.

Hopefully, they won't go the Tom Brady Jr. route.

Boring!

If there was one more George Bush coming down the pike, this country be ruined forever, fer sure!

Slugger sounds original.  Wrong sport, though.

Maybe the Patriots quarterback should take a stroll down to Borders or Barnes & Noble and snatch up a book on popular (and lesser-known) baby names.

At this juncture, inquiring minds want to know if Gisele - a supermodel blessed with stunning looks (and a big fan base) - will give up the runway and high-profile shoots to become a stay-at-home Mom.

Meanwhile, Brady hasn't groused much lately about an injury he suffered in the recent past, so he's obviously on the mend and focusing on the game at hand.

Play ball!

And congrats, Tom!

Beckham, eat your heart out!

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Tom Brady...oh no! Benched for season due to injury!

Benched due to questionable hit...


Poor boy!

A big bruiser on the gridiron - with a tight butt and wide shoulders - knocked football stud Tom Brady down and he went boom.

The end result was a nasty knee injury requiring surgery - that will bench the pro athlete - for the rest of the high-profile season.

Ouch!!!

In a call to NBC earlier today, Brady was upbeat and optimistic, though.

"Everything is OK. It will be exciting to see what the team is made of."

Without you Tom?

A big fat ZERO!!!


Just kidding.

Fans will be keenly observing from the sidelines, and praying for your sake, there'll be a team to huddle back to next season.

Meanwhile, a bit of tender love might get you over the - um - hump.

Eh, Giselle?

A word of advice, though.

The missionary position may not be a great idea just about now, what with your bum knee, and all.

Why not let her ride you from on top?

Just a suggestion, Tom!

Tom Brady...ready to play ball!

Brady tackles the media tease...


On ESPN today, Tom Brady expressed regret that he was unable to fumble a few in the pre-season games, but assured football fans that come September, the hunky quarterback will be all primed for the gridiron and ready to toss the pigskin around a bit for the Patriots.

"The mysterious foot injury will make sense at that time," he assured the upbeat sports anchor.

Yeah, he's ready to play ball.

And, what about the night carousing?

Gisele, do tell!

Tom Brady...plugs thirst-quencher with smarts!

Well, the ta ta's had a little somethin' to do with it...

A double-decker sightseeing bus roared around a corner just off tony Rodeo Drive and caught my appreciative eye.

One whole side of the vehicle - packed with rollicking tourists - was splashed with a studly shot of All-Star quarterback Tom Brady alighting from a helicopter with a bottle of "smartwater" in his clenched hand.

Must have been one of those sizzling hot nights!

On the reverse side of the carrier, Tom gets down 'n dirty with rough 'n tumble team-mates, primed and ready to go.

Ah, that smart water.

The trendy liquid not only quenches the thirst, but adds a bit of zip to boot.

Used to be, Gatorade was the "after-drink" of choice to restore electrolytes after a strenuous work-out.

One problem, though.

The lime or cherry-colored magic water was packed with a mountain of sugar!

18 grams, or so, to be exact.

Now, dudes-in-the-know, grab the intelligent stuff.

Must be somethin' else lurking inside that sensual-looking designer bottle.

If the potent potion can keep me up (!) and capable of carousing all night with blond bimbo babes - like Tommy boy - then order me a carton, please!

Now, play ball!

Tom Brady...football stud gets "nookie", at last!

A frenzied pack of paparazzi camped outside of the apartment of top model - Gisele - the other night...and waited for Tom Brady (her hottie overnight guest) to exit the love nest.

Reporters noted it was a tough assignment; but, the coveted prize - titillating footage of Brady descending her stoop in the wee hours of dawn - was worth it.

There wasn't any taxi in sight, fortunately; with Brady's luck, it may have turned out to be the "Cash Cab". So, Brady was forced to walk a gauntlet down the street, as crazed photogs jockeyed for position, in a boisterous effort to land their best shot.

In view of the sheepish grin on his face, it was evident - as the old saying goes - he was "in" like Flynn! Must have been the posies that cinched it!

When the street newsie said - "back to you in the studio" - the anchorman chortled, "There is a fine line between reporting and stalking. I guess we just crossed it."

Not satisfied with that scoop, their news team proceeded to corner Brady's childhood dentist, to get the skinny on the origins of the pro star's dazzling million-dollar smile. Oh-my-God, the staff hauled out old photographs of Brady (chronicles of his bygone youth) - which not only exposed teeth that were crooked - but were toothy enough to require braces.

Imagine that smooch, in a moment of passion, ladies!

"So, I guess the smile is what landed the football star romantic flings with the likes of top models like Gisele," the reporter opined.

With a little grin, the doc responded that Brady, "...has a lot going for him".

I get your drift, doc. After all, everyone knows what a strong overbite means!

In recent days, sports fans - and the public alike - have been overwhelmed by the young stud.

Wonder how the late-night carousing will affect his - um - performance on the field?

Yeah, football is my favorite action sport. I mean, there's somethin' about all those lace up pouches, tight butts, and all that rough-housing and tackling...that resonates in a deep, homo-erotic way.

As to the the V-shaped torsos and the wide shoulders - well - from the looks of those poetic silhouettes in motion on the field, they're virile macho guys, alright.

But what's with all the hugging, and the butt slapping, and tom-foolery in the locker room?

Male bonding? Ah, a tribal ritual - I guess.

Athletes like Beckham and Brady are pretty much a unique sports breed. And, they've got the big bucks, to prove it.

Bottom line, they're highly-skilled warriors (action thrillers), with a dynamite dose of sex appeal thrown into the mix.

Looks like you snared one, Giselle.

Play ball!