A frenzied pack of paparazzi camped outside of the apartment of top model - Gisele - the other night...and waited for Tom Brady (her hottie overnight guest) to exit the love nest.
Reporters noted it was a tough assignment; but, the coveted prize - titillating footage of Brady descending her stoop in the wee hours of dawn - was worth it.
There wasn't any taxi in sight, fortunately; with Brady's luck, it may have turned out to be the "Cash Cab". So, Brady was forced to walk a gauntlet down the street, as crazed photogs jockeyed for position, in a boisterous effort to land their best shot.
In view of the sheepish grin on his face, it was evident - as the old saying goes - he was "in" like Flynn! Must have been the posies that cinched it!
When the street newsie said - "back to you in the studio" - the anchorman chortled, "There is a fine line between reporting and stalking. I guess we just crossed it."
Not satisfied with that scoop, their news team proceeded to corner Brady's childhood dentist, to get the skinny on the origins of the pro star's dazzling million-dollar smile. Oh-my-God, the staff hauled out old photographs of Brady (chronicles of his bygone youth) - which not only exposed teeth that were crooked - but were toothy enough to require braces.
Imagine that smooch, in a moment of passion, ladies!
"So, I guess the smile is what landed the football star romantic flings with the likes of top models like Gisele," the reporter opined.
With a little grin, the doc responded that Brady, "...has a lot going for him".
I get your drift, doc. After all, everyone knows what a strong overbite means!
In recent days, sports fans - and the public alike - have been overwhelmed by the young stud.
Wonder how the late-night carousing will affect his - um - performance on the field?
Yeah, football is my favorite action sport. I mean, there's somethin' about all those lace up pouches, tight butts, and all that rough-housing and tackling...that resonates in a deep, homo-erotic way.
As to the the V-shaped torsos and the wide shoulders - well - from the looks of those poetic silhouettes in motion on the field, they're virile macho guys, alright.
But what's with all the hugging, and the butt slapping, and tom-foolery in the locker room?
Male bonding? Ah, a tribal ritual - I guess.
Athletes like Beckham and Brady are pretty much a unique sports breed. And, they've got the big bucks, to prove it.
Bottom line, they're highly-skilled warriors (action thrillers), with a dynamite dose of sex appeal thrown into the mix.
Looks like you snared one, Giselle.
Play ball!
