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Thursday, May 27, 2010

American Idol...Lee DeWyze nabs it! Simon Cowell bids adieu








Joe Cocker rocked the stage, the audience paid tribute to Simon Cowell, and the new American Idol - Lee DeWyze - stoood speechless on the stage shaking his head.

"How did you feel when your name was called," Ryan Seacrest quizzed the winner.

"There are no words to describe it," DeWyze responded wide-eyed.

The build-up to that precious moment was not unlike a pilgramage on a long-and-winding road dotted with sheltering valleys and treacherous peaks along the way.

Joe Cocker (celebrated Woodstock hold-out) delighted the audience with a live performance of - "With A little help from my friends" - for instance.

Hall and Oates - a little long in the tooth - brought a smile to the face nonetheless.

American Idol interspersed the stage performances with a handful of hilarous clips from prior shows - mostly video footage of contestants  screwing up - which dredged up fond memories and a poignant moment or two.

In what amounted to a lowpoint of the night, Paula Abdul stormed the stage to put in her two cents worth.

Ms. Abdul couldn't resist twisting the knife in a bit - as she discussed her relationship with Simon Cowell on "Idol" - which had been volatile at best.

Within minutes of hearing her grating voice sound off, I found myself screaming at the old boob tube.

"Would someone get the hook and pull her of the stage, please?"

On the heels of this segment of dead space, American Idol paid tribute to Simon Cowell, who is  exiting the top-rated entertainment show this season.

Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox were stunned when American Idol gifted each with a souped-up vehicles courtesy of Ford.

Surprise high-energy performances by Brett Michaels and Alice Cooper were a highlight.

In some respects, Americn Idol was a cliffhanger, with enough thrills and chills to satisfy everyone.




Joe Cocker in rocker days!


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Liza Minnelli...concert tour in June! New album fan-pleaser...



Shelter from the storm!







I was flipping the channel earlier, when I spied Liza Minnelli - looking gorgeous darling! - having a heart-to-heart on the Joy Behar show.

Ms. Minnelli is not only intelligent, charismatic, and articulate - but downright witty!

One of her endearing qualities is her ability to poke fun at herself.

On the subject of "him" - her last husband - she reacted by rolling  her eyes as if to say:

"What was I thinking?"

When the  union failed (!) she had a few choice words for good friend Michael Jackson.

"Why didn't you stop me," Liza wailed.

"I thought you were happy."

The talkative TV twosome both agreed that while the marriage may have not worked out,  at least the wedding was spectacular and graced with a galaxy of dazzling superstars such as Elizabeth Taylor.

Liza confided in Behar that when she asked David how he paid for the extravagant trot to the altar, he replied without batting-an-eye.

"I didn't."

Uh-huh.

Guest fenagled the funds from Liza's treasure chest without her being any-the-wiser!

Liza is a busy gal, as usual.

In June, the seasoned stage trooper,  kicks-of a series of high-energy concerts around the country.

The multi-award-winning Liza also boasts an  album due out soon  which is titled:  "Confessions".

Fans may pre-order the album at the Official Liza Minnelli website:

http://www.officiallizaminnelli.com/

Everthing's coming up roses for the vivacious star with staying power.

Break a leg, Liza!

Liza's mother, Judy!

Twitter...following moi!






Shortly after I logged into my e-mail at Yahoo this afternoon, a surprising message stared up at me from the laptop screen.

"Twitter is following you."

OMG!

Is the team at the squeaky-clean social network focusing a hairy eyeball on me in the event I get too naughty?

Or, is twitter just keen on my daily posts, which streak like lightning around the globe daily titillating the masses?

A flattering tweet nonetheless!



Elena Kagan...crossing legs basic instinct! Obama and his dangling leg...




Just one of the guys!



Infamous Basic Instinct scene titillated a Nation!



There was a big flap this morning when critics accused a Washington Post columnist of being sexist.

Alongside an article on Elena Kagan's style, the fashion editor ran a publicity still of Kagan firmly ensconced in a deep armchair with her legs "open".

Unlike the Sharon Stone character in "Basic Instinct" - the Supreme Court nominee was wearing panties - so what's the big deal?

When I was a kid, I was taught that a man planted his feet firmly on the ground, when he was in a seated  position.

If I ever crossed my leg over the other - and dangled it over my knee - I would be scolded.

"It's not manly."

So, when Barack Obama became President and started to cross his leg over one knee during interviews, I had mixed emotions.

Does that mean it's okay for the rest of us guys to do it without running the risk of being called a fag?

One masculine-looking News Anchor - Bill Hemmer - throws his leg over a knee almost daily on the popular show.

When it comes to the issue of gaiety, does it all boil down to whether the gam is swung up-and-down in a swishy fashion?

Inquiring minds want to know.






Barack Obama...Sestak scandal brewing! Scurrilous horse-trading in Washington...









A scandal is brewing on the horizon for Barack Obama.

A source close to the President - with an axe to grind, perhaps? - has accused the administration of offering a plum government job to Joe Sestak to bow out of the race against Senator Arlen Specter.

Acccording to Federal Law, actions of this nature - if true - would demand a criminal investigation and subsequent prosecution if found meritorous in a Court of Law.

The problem?

The President and his cronies on Washington Hill have not been forthright in "coming clean" on the issues.

In fact, many have accused the administration of stone-walling.

On the heels of the revelation, Senator Orrin Hatch fired off a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder with a demand for an immediate investigation.

News at 11!

Sarah Jessica Parker...Letterman interview boring! Baby talk yawn...







On the hit show - "Sex in the City" - Sarah Jessica Parker plays a character who is - outgoing, perky, down-to-earth, smart, funny - far removed from her true persona off-screen.

For starters, Ms. Parker is overbearing - painfully so -as evidenced by her appearance on the Dave Letteerman last night.

Once all the perfunctory tasks were out of the way, Dave made the big mistake of casually inquiring about her children.

Oh, boy!

Talk about a doting mother!

As Ms. Parker rattled on and on about her little darlings, it became evident she's a little koo-koo when it comes to parenting.

When she raved about what a genius her son was, it was pure - "only a face a mother could love" - kind-of-material ripe for cynical pokes from stand-up comics and Late Night talk-show hosts.

Judging by the way Ms. Parker gushes ad nauseam about her son, it is quite evident, that if the popular actress continues with her excessive unhealthy "smothering " that the boy is going to be facing therapy in his adult life (and he'll probably turn out gay).

Sarah, do you realize how boring you are?

Take a cue from Carrie - lighten up!




Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Barack Obama...send in the troops! Arizona border patrol relief...








Today, President Obama took Senators by surprise, when he issued a standing order to send 1200 troops into Arizona to secure the border and "plug up" illegal entry into the U.S.

"It was an awesome sight to spy those tanks rolling into the region," one bystander asserted.

The National Guardsmen are not law enforcement - and thus - have no authority to arrest illegal immigrants.

"We're here to secure the U.S. border."

A bold step on the part of Obama, especially when you consider that the President issued the directive swift and sure, without conferring with any politicians on the hill.

For residents of Arizona (and elsewhere around the country) - who have accused the Federal Government of not doing its job - this appears to be the President's ballsy bold-faced effort to prove otherwise.

Too little, too late?

News at 11!

 
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