Victoria Beckham...mystery of implants solved! Baby makes four!



The tongues started to wag wildly when Victoria Beckham's handlers announced that the Pop Diva - the soccer stud's wife - was having her breast implants removed.

Were the body-building bust enhancers leaking or posing a potential health hazzard?

In the midst of a wave of frenzied speculation - Beck's better-half finally spilled the beans to all within earshot - over what must have been a very long weekend.

The pretty couple are expecting their fourth child.

A bundle of joy isn't so foreboding now, is it?

More like a welcome gaggle of giggles.

Congrats to Posh Spice and Becks!

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Pregnancy...male sex drive curtailed by female scent!

Pregnant females capable of being sexy!

Dudes, listen up!

If you don't want your hormone levels to drop off (or suffer a loss of sex drive) it may be a good idea to be away on a business trip (or conveniently out-of-doors and/or away from the home fires) when your wife (girlfriend) is pregnant.

According to researchers, when a woman is with child, she naturally throws off a scent which causes the hormone count of the expectant father to fall.

Consequently, the male animal's urge to prowl for sexual conquests is quelled.

Scientists believe that this is nature's way of setting the coupling stage - so that the lovebirds have the opportunity to build a little nest - without outside interference from an interloping female.

No wonder Tiger was always inclined to go away on long business trips while his wife suffered morning sickness at home alone.

Tiger never had problem getting jollies off!

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Jessica Simpson...pregnant?

Yesterday, Zimbio posted a publicity shot of Jessica Simpson on their main web page with a caption that noted how "healthy" she looked.

One glance at the photograph - and I was inclined to note to myself - "pregnant".

This morning the airwaves were rife with fat jokes about Jessie and speculation that the moment's "it" girl is with child.

One catty gossip speculated that the earthy sexpot caught Tony (current squeeze?) in bed with another babe.

The infidelity especially hurt because the sexy cutie allegedly caught the couple in the throes of passion between her own designer sheets!

Ouch!

For good reason, another rumor monger speculated that the pregnancy may have been a deliberate attempt to firmly entrench her claws into her man!

But, my favorite dig came from a male disc jockey, amused by the scenario.

"Judging by the photos, she got Tony Romo mixed up with the restaurant, Tony Roma's."

Well, maybe she can model for ads for full-figured gals if motherhood doesn't pan out.

Full-figured model Mia Tyler has tips for Jessica on the catwalk

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Sarah Palin...media coverage on failure as Parent and Politician is newsworthy!

Sorry, grandma got rid of those...


Those whiners at the Republican National Convention - who have been circling their protective rag-tag wagons around Sarah Palin in recent days - are at it again!

Last month, they boo-hooed that Obama was being treated like a celebrity and garnering all the press coverage, while they twiddled their di**s in the shadows waiting for the press corps to toss a bone or two their way.

Now, on the heels of the media coverage on Sarah Palin's daughter, they're inclined to jerk around the newsies and call foul.

For starters, if the out-of-wedlock pregnancy of Sarah Palin's daughter is nothing to be ashamed about, then why are they so embarrassed by all the up-to-the-minute sizzlin' media coverage?

Most pregnant young mothers around the country would be thrilled - and count themselves lucky - to be landing so much attention for their cuddly little up-front bumps!

The truth of the matter is - the tawdry tale of the unwed mother now in the national spotlight - underscores one hard cruel fact.

Palin failed as both a parent and as a government administrator.

Let's get real!

Palin voted against sex education in schools - then her own daughter ended up pregnant out-of-wedlock - while still a "baby" herself.

That is news!

The American public needs to know what a screw-up Palin truly is.

Members of the press are simply doing their job.

Someone has to take Palin to task, after all.

John McCain sure as he** won't.

As Richard Armour once said,

"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong."

Matthew McConaughey...fesses up to fatherhood!

Stork reality for Bongo Boy...


I guess Matthew McConaughey won't be playing the bongos in the nude with his buddies, anymore.

Matt just fessed up to "Daddy-hood".

Well, he's on his way to it, anyhoo!

A "bundle of joy" is three months in the "oven". The proud, expectant mother? Brazilian Model Camila Alves - who, no doubt - will be stylishly modelling maternity fashions in the note-too-distant future.

"Mum" must have been the word, since the very secret news of the clandestine conception, failed to leak out.

Remember Matt, a babe in the arms, will age 'ya! I guess that means, no more late-night carousing, eh?

Seems like he's ready for the fathering experience - emotionally, mentally, and spiritually - if the amusing comments on his web site are any indication of his state of mind.

Matt excitedly penned,

"We are stoked (?) and wowed (?) by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through his life...God Bless evolution."

To some, God and evolution are generally viewed as an incongruity of terms; in view of this, the talented actor obviously has the right perspective on things.

Who else would guide the hand of intelligent design, but the Lord?

Congrats!