Macy's Thanksgiving Parade...Kanye West, Jessica Simpson & Big Time Rush!



Big Time Rush to float by with sex appeal!\

The celebrated Macy's Thanksgiving Parade rolls around next week - and promises to be a shin-dig festively bursting out into the streets - that die-hard music-lovers won't want to miss!

According to insiders, floats will be graced with the charismatic presence of Jessica Simpson!

And, for the romantics, teen idols in the band - Big Time Rush - will be at-the-ready to send hearts a-pitter-and-a-patter the long holiday weekend!

Kanye West - hip-hop artist extraordinaire - has signed on to participate in the annual festivities, too!

Gladys Knight sans pips (I guess) will belt out a tune or two also.

Whatever floats your - um - boat, eh?

See 'ya there!



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Dave Letterman Show...Jessica Simpson quote on being a lard ass!

I wouldn't want Jessica to roll over on me!

On Dave Letterman's show last night - Jessica Simpson (all dolled-up and squeezed into a vivid hooker-red cocktail dress) - made no bones about it (lovely or not) - when the big one reared its ugly head (inside-or-outside the boudoir).

With a shrug, and a smug smirk on her puffy face, the blond (dark at the roots) sexpot stated matter-of-fact her position (missionary or otherwise) on the issue of weight:

"I thought guys liked having something to hold onto."

Yes, Jessica baby!

But, they'd prefer not have to facilitate a fork lift to maneuver their plus-size mammas in-between-the-sheets!

The wonders of airbrushing!

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Jessica Simpson...pregnant?

Yesterday, Zimbio posted a publicity shot of Jessica Simpson on their main web page with a caption that noted how "healthy" she looked.

One glance at the photograph - and I was inclined to note to myself - "pregnant".

This morning the airwaves were rife with fat jokes about Jessie and speculation that the moment's "it" girl is with child.

One catty gossip speculated that the earthy sexpot caught Tony (current squeeze?) in bed with another babe.

The infidelity especially hurt because the sexy cutie allegedly caught the couple in the throes of passion between her own designer sheets!

Ouch!

For good reason, another rumor monger speculated that the pregnancy may have been a deliberate attempt to firmly entrench her claws into her man!

But, my favorite dig came from a male disc jockey, amused by the scenario.

"Judging by the photos, she got Tony Romo mixed up with the restaurant, Tony Roma's."

Well, maybe she can model for ads for full-figured gals if motherhood doesn't pan out.

Full-figured model Mia Tyler has tips for Jessica on the catwalk

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