Dave Letterman Show...Jessica Simpson quote on being a lard ass!

I wouldn't want Jessica to roll over on me!

On Dave Letterman's show last night - Jessica Simpson (all dolled-up and squeezed into a vivid hooker-red cocktail dress) - made no bones about it (lovely or not) - when the big one reared its ugly head (inside-or-outside the boudoir).

With a shrug, and a smug smirk on her puffy face, the blond (dark at the roots) sexpot stated matter-of-fact her position (missionary or otherwise) on the issue of weight:

"I thought guys liked having something to hold onto."

Yes, Jessica baby!

But, they'd prefer not have to facilitate a fork lift to maneuver their plus-size mammas in-between-the-sheets!

The wonders of airbrushing!

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Pamela Anderson...tigress in jungle print undies! But is it fashion, dahlink?

Art Connoisseurs were a bit shocked when they ran smack-dab into actress Pamela Anderson casting a critical eye at a batch of canvasses on display at a gallery opening this past week.

The former "tool-time" gal and V.I.P. "it" poster bombshell must have been in a mad dash when she headed out for the - um - cultural night on the town.

According to eyewitnesses, the sexy siren forgot to toss on some threads.

An over-sized shirt - cum shift-style sloppy pullover - exposed one shoulder and fell awkwardly about her voluptuous bod.

But, down under is where the prying eyes were glued!

Had Ms. Anderson sipped one-too-many cocktails - which accounted for her dishevelled state - or was she unaware her jungle print panties were exposed and blowing (among other things) in the wind?

Maybe, Pam is vying for a spot on my 10 Worst-dressed list when the New Year rings in?

Pssst!

I've already rustled up five scintillating ladies just ripe for the fashion victim catwalk.

News at 11!

Will the motorcycle Momma get a nod?