Hillary Clinton...plastic surgery shocker! Stranger @ Press conference...

That's my gal!

(before botched surgery)

As usual, old antsy moi, was channel surfing (my attention deficit disorder was kicking in as usual this lazy afternoon) when a Press Conference -  focusing on a crisis and overseas political update - caught my eye.

OMG!

For a moment, I thought I spied a familiar mug in the slew of Officials faces on-camera - but no - that wasn't Hillary Clinton (was it?).

When the woman spoke, there were no noticeable inflections in the muscles, any spontaneous light-hearted emotions welling-up, or even a spark of  truth rippling across the dead-looking expressionless skin.

In fact, this woman almost looked of Asian decent, somehow.

An imposter, perhaps?

The visage of the well-coiffed dame was flat, smooth, and strikingly unreal (odd).

Sure enough - when a caption below singled out the name of the speaker on the podium - it turned out be the Secretary of State.

What happened to Hillary's face?

At first, under closer inspection, I thought that perhaps Clinton had changed her make-up to a thicker flatter base for effect.

What effect, God only knows!

The "look" was all wrong for the former 1st Lady - because her skin came across as lifeless, one-dimensional, and stretched ( in an unhealthy restricted way).

From what I could fathom in my armchair perch at home - although Mrs. Clinton was prettied up a tad with rouge and lipstick and eye-liner - the problem was not due to a bad touch-up job by a cheap make-up artist!

It appears that - poor Hillary - had the misfortune (like comedian Joan Rivers) to run a-muck with a plastic surgeon with unskilled of surgeon's hand - or just ended up a victim of a botched-up botox injection at the hands of an aesthetician who wasn't paying attention.

The lively spontaneous expressions that once spread across Hillary's face - rife with smidgens of mirth, consternation, delight, wonder, and candor - were no longer evident in what used to be a charismatic persona which was a joy to marvel.

Did Hillary go under the knife in a bold-faced effort to look "younger" - or simply to succumb to her vanity (and a desire to be wrinkle-free?)

I thought Hillary had more common sense (and self-confidence) than that!

Now, she looks like just another fake socialite with stretched skin that bespeaks of hideous self-loathing and tiresome common fear of aging in our youth-oriented hedonisic society.

Was it a bid to keep hubby - slick Willy - in the sack?

News at 11!

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Hillary's new face macabre!

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Dave Letterman Show...Jessica Simpson quote on being a lard ass!

I wouldn't want Jessica to roll over on me!

On Dave Letterman's show last night - Jessica Simpson (all dolled-up and squeezed into a vivid hooker-red cocktail dress) - made no bones about it (lovely or not) - when the big one reared its ugly head (inside-or-outside the boudoir).

With a shrug, and a smug smirk on her puffy face, the blond (dark at the roots) sexpot stated matter-of-fact her position (missionary or otherwise) on the issue of weight:

"I thought guys liked having something to hold onto."

Yes, Jessica baby!

But, they'd prefer not have to facilitate a fork lift to maneuver their plus-size mammas in-between-the-sheets!

The wonders of airbrushing!

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Marcia Clark...plastic surgery?

Does this old frizzie-top look familiar?

Botox Babe emerges after racking in OJ Bucks!

Uh-huh!



As they say in Tinseltown, "she" must have had work done.

In the scenario above, the plastic surgeons must have filled in the cracks (which were forming a distinctive road map all the way to the bank) - with a heavy-duty cement mixer!



I'm referring to old frizzie top - former OJ prosecutor Marcia Clark - of course.



Where emotions once rippled freely across an honest open face, now a taut expressionless mask peers back eerily, by virtue of a pound or two of Botox.



In addition, a coiffed "do" (blow-dried to perfection) has sent her former skitzoid hairstyle - once rife with independent split ends (a-la Nichole Kidman) blowing in the wind this way 'n that at whim - packing.



Phony is, as phony does, so - the helmet will suffice!



Frankly, I thought that Clark was a little brainier than all that.



Not!



Christopher Darden's partner in botched criminal prosecution turned out to be just another bimbo babe out to sell her soul for big bucks on the night-time trash-talk-show circuit.



Check book journalism at its finest, you betcha!



Just ask Harvey Levin!

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Skin care...your face at 50!

Elaine Stritch, a strong capable actress - who has been kickin' around Hollywood for a few decades in a number of memorable roles - expressed her disdain recently for celebs who have chosen to go under the knife or seek an infusion of fresh flesh by virtue of Botox injections, and the like.

"There's nothing wrong with a bit of character in the face or a few lines," she argued wholeheartedly. "What they are doing with that Botox, though, is unnatural," she noted, in that distinctive stage voice.

They say, you get the face you deserve at 50. Can't blame some for wanting to smooth out that rutted road map, can you?

Curious that Stritch would raise the issue just as I happened to notice a number of stretched and mummified skins gracing a number of celebrated faces on talk shows this past week.

One actress, who appeared in a weekly TV Sitcom opposite a legendary St. Jude's supporter, had a "macabre" quality to her face, which bordered on scary.

Another, once a supporting player on a comedy - "Three's Too Many" (or something telling like that) - sported odd perforations 'round puffy, oversized lips.

Don't these high-profile society matrons ever take a gander in the mirror before they unleash their ghostly apparitions on the public at large?

Ladies, good skin requires a healthy regimen, which starts from the inside out.

First and foremost, it is important to note, the body thirsts for at least 8 glasses of water a day. You'll need at least that much refreshing aqua to ensure there is proper hydration nourishing the skin beneath the surface.

Secondly, the skin requires quality nutrients to transform it, sustain it, heal it.

Therefore, be sure to munch on plenty of fruits, and vegetables, and foods rich in the "good stuff" that will promote good skin - like, vitamin E, C, B - not bad, for starters.

Of course, you'll have to cut the smoking and the alchoholic intake. Both are ruinous to the shell you inhabit, ya know?

Moisturizers are important, too; but, don't fall prey to those ghastly products shopkeepers at the local mall lure you into snapping up for princely sums in a sampling booth.

Oh yes, skin-care workers will make a myriad of wild claims.

The one who gushed that a secret ingredient extracted from the deep sea scrolls had magical properites, was full of hogwash, for instance.

And, the snake oil salesmen who alleged that optimum quantities of shark cartilage was sure to do the "trick", didn't know cheekbones from jaws.

Frankly, if you want to put whale sperm on your face, or your derriere, that's your business.

I say phooey!

If you pine for an exotic treatment, go ahead. But, when your skin breaks out in "humps", you have no one to blame but yourself.

I have perused reports from scientists who adamantly assert that "no" skin cream is capable of penetrating the deep epidermis of the skin.

Yes, a moisturizer will plump up the surface - offer up a little glow, even - by virtue of the fact the cream helps replenish "moisture" to the outer surface of the skin.

And, Retin A, certainly takes on the role of exfoliate, capable of sloughing off the dead skin to prevent unsightly black heads, oily pimples, and the like.

But, you know what?

A $2.00 tube of Vaseline, or Aloe Vera skin cream purchased at Rite Aid, fairs just as well just as the product you forked up for the dizzying sum of $160.00 a 6-ounce jar for.

By the way...ample rest, and proper daily cleansing with a gentle face scrub or quality glycerin soap, are a priority.

Finally, be wise, and shield yourself from the harmful rays of the mid-day sun, whenever possible.

In fact, it is best to slather the silky cream on during peak hours, for instance - between 10 in the morning and 4 in the afternoon.

Choose a sunscreen that blocks both UVA and UVB rays with an SPF of 15 or greater. If you're around reflective surfaces like water, snow, or ice, you may require a higher dosage.

Don't forget to don a hat and sport sun glasses that provide UV protection, as well.

In view of my chiding, you may want to chuck the whole idea of sunning under the blazing sun, but be careful about those tanning salons. After all, the golden toners use harmful UVA rays, which few users are aware of.

In several weeks, if you follow the advice, you'll marvel at the noticeable difference in your complexion - and - at ninety-percent less the cost of a face lift, chemical peel, or exotic product wasting away on the surface of your skin.

When you get right down to it, beauty is only skin deep.

Maybe it's time to focus on your soul for a change?

Actress Elaine Stritch