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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Harry Potter...naked Equus stint inspires dong parties!

Check out surprise nude shot at: http://www.julianayrs.com


News out of the "Big Apple" is that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) is piquing a lot of curiosity over his risque acting role in Equus where he appears nightly on stage - as the snotty English blokes would snarl - starkers.

The last stint in Equus - and the raft of nude stills that splashed onto the Internet worldwide in its wake - inspired die-hard fans to toss "Dong" parties for their pretty poster boy on campuses around the country.

I trust the trend will continue.

Don't forget your "rubbers" and "play safe".

Belmont Cafe...trendy eatery with surprise guests! West Hollywood.


The Belmont Cafe - at 747 N. La Cienega - is one of those chic little boites just a hop-and-a-skip away from trendy Melrose Avenue.



Usually - there is a swirl of social activity out front - as glittering celebs and a handful of the tony elite purr up in their pricey top-of-the-line autos where a sharp brigade of smartly-attired Valets are ready to do their bidding.


Not to be outdone - a hair's breath away - a pack of hungry photographers jockey for position. If the professional snappers are lucky, they'll snag a candid shot of an A-list actor as he alights from his vehicle or returns later a bit tipsy.

Last evening as I strolled through the gauntlet on the bustling street in front of the upscale eatery, by chance, I happened to gaze up.

Ha! I spied a hilarious sign that would cause Jay Leno to chortle, for sure.

It read,

"We have crabs."

Golly!

Remind me not to sit on the toilet seat in their mensroom in the future, please!

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie...baby photos sell for $11 mil. Pimping, a turn off!

Gee, we made out like bandits, didn't we?


In the final days of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy, the media was in a feeding frenzy.

In fact, the hysteria was at a fever pitch.

Frankly - were I Ms. Jolie - it is doubtful that I could spread my legs for the arrival with the whole world gazing on!

Then, in the wake of the much-ballyhooed birth (Indian women squat in the field, bear the child, and go back to work for heaven's sake with little or no fuss) the press was a-buzz with speculation about the precious baby photos.

What? They'd be auctioned off to the highest "bidder"?

What a shocking notion.

Surely, both Brad and Angelina earn enough from their respective careers, that they don't have to pimp and turn their flesh and blood into baby whores!

Granted, today the press was awash with news that the staggering sums garnered for the publication rights would be donated to UNICEF.

Even still, the whole scenario was tawdry.

So, the young tots have been thrust into the media circus now - and likewise - are to be gobbled up by a ruthless self-serving lot in the arena of celebrity.

If you ask me, the Pitts should have "hired" a photographer to document the birth of the babies; then, distributed a couple of the candid shots to the mainstream press - lovingly.

Eda J. Le Shan once said,

"A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities."

The Pitts turned the joyous possibility into a money-making proposition that was ugly.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Yoko Ono..."Wish Trees" exhibition to unveil at Armory Arts Center! August 2nd. Pasadena.



Yoko Ono's latest conceptual art exhibition is being unveiled tomorrow at the Armory Center for the Arts in Pasadena, California.



Titled - "Wish Tree" - the display consists of twenty-one living crape myrtle trees installed amongst the café tables and chairs in the Courtyard at the center.


Gallery enthusiasts are urged to attend and participate by writing wishes on pieces of paper and hanging them on the branches of the trees.


A group of childcare providers from "CULTURAL CARE AU PAIR" - along with local children - will attend the opening festivities which are slated for August 2nd at 2 p.m. at One Colorado Courtyard.

Yoko Ono was a celebrated artist in her own homeland, Japan, long before she met her former husband John Lennon.

In fact, Ono and Lennon first met at one of her controversial art exhibits.

One of the conceptual artworks consisted of a ladder that led up to a plaque posted on the ceiling above.

As John was strolling through the art work, he happened across the piece - and without hesitation - climbed the ladder to get a gander at the message hanging above beyond reach.

Lennon's response captivated Yoko - at which point - a bond was struck.

A passionate love affair followed.

Die-hard Beatle fans accused Yoko Ono of interfering with John's relationship with the other band members - and ultimately - for being responsible for the break-up of the fab four.

But, Mr. Lennon quickly put that rumor to bed. The Beatles were allegedly kaput before the Japanese artist sauntered into the picture.

The Lennons resided at the Dakota apartment complex in downtown Manhattan.

John was content to play "house daddy" with the kids, while Yoko handled the family holdings (which were considerable and comprised partly of prize cows!)

During one break-up - it was quickly evident to family, friends, and the media alike - that John was hopelessly in love with Yoko.

While they were apart briefly - he wore his heartache on his sleeve - showing up drunk and unruly at local pubs (once with a "kotex" plastered on his forehead) and often sniping at anyone and everyone within his reach.

More often than not, while in an inebriated state, he picked fights with other patrons, too.

Once the "love birds" reunited, the happy duo continued on in a happy nurturing relationship, until his untimely death.

Ono was a member of Fluxus - a Dada-inspired group of avant-garde artists - that developed in the early 1960s.

George Maciunas, the founder - was not only a friend of Ono's - but admired her work and promoted it non-stop.

But, John Cage was one of the most important influences on Ono's performance art, allegedly.

Ichiyanagi Toshi (who was a pupil of John Cage’s legendary class of Experimental Composition at the New School) was the fellow artist who introduced her to the unconventional neo-Dadaism of Mr. Cage and his protégés in New York City.

Imaginative Ono launched loft shows at her studio at 112 Chambers Street.

The Chambers Street series hosted some of Ono’s earliest conceptual artwork including the infamous - "Painting to Be Stepped On" - which was a scrap of canvas on the floor that became a completed artwork upon the accrual of footprints.

The idea of a work of art on the floor - instead of mounted on a wall - caused quite a stir within the realms of traditional art circles

Ono's art (non-art, some say) was a synthesis between John Cage's Zen-influenced musical ideas - which incorporated silence and natural sounds - to the earthier work of long-time associate artist Maciunas.

Moreso, than the others in her circle, Ono was anxious to shock.

And, cross the line, whenever possible.

"Every artist is a conceptual artist. I'm a con artist," she joked.

Ono's Japanese contemporary - Yayoi Kusama - also influenced the style and substance of her musings.

Some contend that Kusama's displays of nudity may have inspired the front cover of the Two Virgins record where Yoko and John pose naked.

Kusama was also an organizer of pacifist events similar to Ono and Lennon's "bed-in" interviews.

"Wish Trees" was inspired by a childhood memory.

In an interview recently, Ms. Ono noted that when she was a young girl in Japan, it was a tradition to write wishes on paper and tie them with ribbons to the branches of trees.

"From a distance, they looked like blossoms," she poignantly recalled.

What a beautiful thought!

Hillary Clinton...subtle push out the door! VP dream fades into oblivion...

The shadow knows...


If Hillary can't read the writing on the wall, then maybe she needs to stop in to a local gypsy to get a load of the score.

Pundits are snidely noting behind her back that there are ominous signs the VP ticket has most assuredly eluded her grasp. In fact, many are speculating that Obama's dream team is about to subtly usher the former Presidential hopeful out the back door.

Former Clinton aides have confirmed that Bill's better half is tentatively scheduled to speak on the second night of the Democratic National Convention, for instance.

Ouch!

Talk about a stake in the heart!

In the best case scenario a potential running mate is normally slated to rev up the Dems at a glittering gala on "opening night".

Notwithstanding the obvious, there are other potent signs that she's getting the "heave ho".

The Obama campaign has not asked Hillary to furnish financial records or personal background materials normally requested to single out potential Vice Presidential nominees.

Well, there could be two reasons for the latter.

They know Hillary is "broke", for one. Hapless Hill went bust trying to break bread with the "old boys network", if you recall.

On the other hand, maybe they've opted to forgo on that formality; after all, they'd want 'em in the near future, not around "doomsday".

No matter how you slice it, looks like Senator Clinton will be eating humble pie come fall!

Medical Marijuana...Appellate Court rules in favor of State "compassionate use" Law!


The Fourth District Court of Appeal for the State of California issued a published opinion on the heels of a ruling this past week stating that federal law does not preempt the state's medical marijuana law.

The County of San Diego filed a suit against the State of California in February (2006) which challenged the validity of the State identification card program as well as the foundation of California's medical marijuana laws.

In the final scenario, both lower and appellate courts found that the ID card program and State Law remained valid and do not violate the State Constitution.

"This is a huge win for medical marijuana patients, not only in California, but across the country," said Joe Elford (Chief Counsel for ASA) who argued before the appellate court on behalf of medical marijuana patients.

"This ruling makes clear the ability of states to pass medical marijuana laws with an expectation that those laws will be upheld by local and state, if not federal, officials."

Justice Alex McDonald wrote the "Opinion" - which was supported unanimously - by all the Jurists on the bench.

The court ruled that the Federal Controlled Substances Act (CSA) "signifies Congress's intent to maintain the power of states to elect - 'to serve as a laboratory in the trial of novel social and economic experiments without risk to the rest of the country' - by preserving all State laws that do not positively conflict with the CSA.

Americans for Safe Access (ASA) defended the interests of patients in the appeal and filed briefs along with the ACLU Drug Law Reform Project. Both organizations successfully intervened as defendants in the lawsuit in August (2006) while the case was still being litigated in the Superior Court.

ASA intends to launch an educational campaign soon that will apprise elected officials across the state of their obligation to implement state law, in particular the state ID card program, which both assists law enforcement and bestows greater protection for patients.

San Diego County was originally joined by San Bernardino and Merced Counties - but later Merced chose not to appeal - opting instead to implement the state ID card program and a Sheriff's policy on medical marijuana patient encounters.

Against the wishes of the San Diego City Council, the County of San Diego filed an appeal in February (2007) along with San Bernardino County.

The City of San Diego voiced its disapproval of the legal action by filing an amicus - "friend of the court brief" - siding with the Attorney General and medical marijuana patient advocates.

"More than eleven years after the passage of Proposition 215, it's about time that we all got on the same page with regard to medical marijuana and the protections afforded by California law," Elford lamented.

"With two Appellate Court decisions clearly stating that Federal Law should not be an excuse to avoid enforcing State Law, it is now time for full implementation in California."

Obviously, the courts are getting the message loud and clear, too.

In the recent past, the California Supreme Court denied a review of another appeal - "City of Garden Grove v. Superior Court" - in a case where the lower court found the State's medical marijuana law was not preempted by federal law.

Lindsay Lohan...lesbo? Chief Bratton sullies color of authority by alleging so!

Rainbow colors hint at sexual persuasion...


Lesbians around the country were obviously titillated this morning when they opened their morning daily to read Lindsay Lohan allegedly turned gay!

The revelation popped out of the mouth of Chief William Bratton at an inaugural meeting for a task force of elected officials, law enforcement leaders, and others seeking to regulate what they perceive as frenzied irresponsible conduct by the local paparazzi whenever they are in search of their celebrity targets.

Yes, the heated debate is revving up once again.

Although singer John Mayer and actor Eric Roberts turned up ready to toss their two cents worth in, Chief Bratton was ready to call it a day.

In fact, he declared the ballsy effort a farce!

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes, Paris is out of town and not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."

In sum - he argued that existing laws were sufficient to curb the lens hounds - but not before accusing "misbehaving stars" of being the cause of ninety-percent of the problem.

And, he pointed an accusing finger at City Councilman Dennis P. Zine, for needlessly fanning the flames.

Zine was quick to a throw a deft one-two punch back!

"They (paparazzi) act like a pack of wolves stalking their prey. What we're trying to do is prevent a tragedy from happening."

Then, he zeroed in on Bratton for acting inappropriately under the color of authority.

In fact, the irate politician has asked the Police Commission to investigate Bratton's comments about Lohan's alleged sexual orientation. In support of his complaint, he noted for the record that any regular police officer on the force would be investigated and possibly disciplined for making such an outlandish remark while on the City payroll.

Bratton countered by lamenting that controlling the paparazzi was like trying to "herd cats".

Maybe that's why the focus on Lohan's pu**y came to the fore.

Still waiting to hear from Lindsay's camp!


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