Flightlinez...Fremont Street zip-line thrill ride a hit with tourists!

Since my last trek to the desert a wild thrill ride has been installed high above the street level on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas.

Nightly, tourists -and locals alike - are plunking down big bucks (day passes are 50 smackeroos) to hop on a high-wire contraption (about 850 feet in length) to slide the-light-fantastic at 30 mph underneath a $70 million video screen as ecstatic friends and family cheer 'em on from the packed street level below.

“They’re like rock stars!” one excited regular blurted out to all within earshot one heady night, when the conversation turned to the subject of the ballsy-nerve of the adventure-seekers.

Uh-huh!

And, pity the poor devil who happens to be standing directly beneath an intoxicated dude, when he unexpectedly spills his guts after a bout of motion sickness suddenly sets in.

Great photo opportunity, though!

See 'ya there!

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White Baby Poll...survey reveals Anglo-Saxon tots a minority in U.S.! Baby Drive, please!

When a local news outlet (Fox Channel 5) reported yesterday afternoon that a recent poll determined that Caucasian babies (ages one to three) were a minority in the country, a cry went up around the country from American-born Citizens!

One friend moaned:
"If we're a minority (white folks) in this country twenty years from now, I'm packing up lock-stock-and-barrel and relocating to Europe.  It's 'Lily White' in Switzerland and Holland, isn't it?" he wondered aloud to all within earshot.

Obviously, there is a reason for the trend.

Young intelligent (educated) white couples tend to be keen on planned parenthood and are not generally inclined to "dump" babies at whim at taxpayer's expense.

There is a likelihood - too - that Anglo-Saxon sweethearts quit their childbearing efforts once two children (preferably one boy and one girl) are born into the family unit.

Call it the "nuclear family" for want of a better term!

It is also wholly possible that orphans of all racial persuasion (adopted by altruistic parents) account for a percentage of the numbers.

"There is a solution to the dilemma," I chuckled to my pal (if only to boost his morale and put an end to his blues).

"White couples need to start matching the offspring of - Blacks, Latinos, and Asians - baby for baby."

"It's a workable goal, Caucasions are capable of achieving," I underscored in an afterthought (in case their was any doubt in his mind).

For example, when there was a uproar over the illegal flow of immigrants from Mexico, the border was later secured and laws put into place to curb the alarming threatening trend.

Likewise, when the problem of illegal workers reared its ugly head, E Verify was introduced to ensure applicants were legally in the U.S. (and entitled to work).

Because of bold, brave, direct action - fewer illegals have been crossing the border - and seeking gainful employment in the United States.

A "BABY DRIVE" has the potential to accomplish a "white" end scenario, in my estimation.

Providing healthy young white couples start hitting the sack with one thought in mind, of course!

A revolutionary idea?

You betcha.

Bottom line?

Like any other race, white folks need to protect their culture from extinction, too.

And, take whatever action is required, to mantain the status quo.

Amen!

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Jay Leno...quote on Russell Crowe's stance on circumcision!

Gladiator prepares to circumcise Caesar's Warrior!

(and toss the foreskin to the dogs)

 

On the tonight show last night, Jay Leno joked that hunky Aussie Actor - Russell Crowe - confided in an interview that he is opposed to "circumcision".

"Well, he's an actor. They're against any "cuts" in the editing room," Leno chortled.

The audience roared from below the footlights!

My thoughts on the subject were posted a couple of days ago in response to a measure to be placed on a San Francisco Ballot in November which seeks to ban "circumcision" in the picturesque Bay by the sea.

Post:  06/23/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/circumcisionflap-over-unkindest-cut-in.html

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Leno "cut" or "uncut"?

Dental Emergencies...swallowing crown requires "messy" measures! Oh, shit!

OMG!

I was munching on a salad day-before-last at one of the local eateries when one of my dazzling crowns popped off mid-chew.

Uh-huh!

Before I was wise to the fact, I swallowed the little sucker right down.

Folks around the desert oasis may have noticed that I have been particularly tight-lipped until this morning.

For good reason!

I was making a concerted effort to hide the unsightly up-front gap which was a blight upon my "looks".

Vanity be thy name, eh?

I bemoaned the loss to a pal.

"Crowns are expensive, 'ya know?"

In fact, depending on the dental work required to correct the problem, the costs could be astronomical.

"I may have to spend up to a thousand bucks to have a new crown installed," I wailed.

"Well, there is one solution to the problem," my buddy cackled wickedly.

"The tooth will pass through your digestive tract and end up in your next bowel movement," he noted matter-of-fact.

Was he suggesting that I sift through my sh** to retreive the little devil?

Would I ever stoop to such drastic measures?

Let's put it this way.

Today, the crown is secured firmly in place.

You figure it out!

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Lindsay Lohan...Ooops! Judge screwed up on alcohol ban! Star limited to 1 guest!

On the heels of tossing a chic soiree for an elite circle of pals on the roof of her beach-front condo, "Mean Girls" star - Lindsay Lohan - saw her world careen out-of-control once again.

Well, momentarily!

Before a snitch could utter up "probation violation"- a bench-warmer presiding over Lindsay's complex legal proceedings - was inclined to haul the starlet's pretty a** back into court for downing a few drinkie-poohs while under house arrest.

Once in court, however, Lindsay's astute lawyer pointed out that when the terms for the "house arrest" were approved there wasn't any stipulation that the troubled addict refrain from tossing back a shot or two (to ease the pain now-and-then).

Ooops!

The Judge ended up with egg on her face!

As one of the kids on TMZ would quip.

"Was that scrambled or fertilized?"

Subsequently, the testy Judicial Officer was forced to shift gears and issue a spanking-new directive so there would be no bones about the issues in the future.

In no uncertain terms, the Jurist (obviously on the rag in view of her bitchy demeanour yesterday) hammered home the obvious.

Although Ms. Lohan was able to roam freely within the confines of her comfy lodgings at the beach, she was - in essence - still in "jail".

With this in mind - and in view of Lindsay's flagrant disregard for the sanctity of the Judicial System - the Judge proceeded to ban all parties in the future.

In a bold-faced effort to accomplish this end, the Judge imposed a restriction on guests.

Currently, Ms. Lohan is only allowed to invite one guest to her home whenever there is a need for companionship.

The hanging Judge stopped short of taking her allowance away, I expect.

By the way, if you're a fan - rooting for Ms. Lohan - you've obviously been marking the days of her incarceration (!) on the calendar.

Good news!

Lohan has a scant few days to remain sober, clean, and humble as a church mouse.

Will Lohan be celebrating her freedom with a night out on-the-town?

News at 11!

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Electric Daisy Carnival...2nd drug overdose steps up security at Vegas Speedway Musical Event!

Amid a storm of controversy, North America's largest electronic dance "Rave" is about to kick-off today at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway on the outskirts of town.

Local Officials said it was a "go" yesterday morning after assuring concerned citizens (opposed to the trendy tribal celebration) that high-security measures were in place.

But, later in the afternoon, the promoters were forced to revamp their procedures in the wake of the disturbing news that there had been a second death at a rave in Dallas last year which was cause for additional concern.

Today, Law Enforcement Officials are confident that the "Electric Daisy Carnival" will go off without a hitch - and that over the next three rollicking fun-loving days - the festival will be a positive upbeat musical experience with no tragic incidents on the horizon.

For starters, the age limit for attendance was raised from 16 years of age to 18.

ID will be checked and verified at the gate to ensure no underage electronic music fans slip through.

All ticket-holders will also be subjected to a thorough body-search.

An inside source also whispered in my ear that a posse of undercover narcotic's agents will be filtering through the crowd to monitor drug sales - with the ultimate aim - of preventing potential overdoses.

The drug of choice, of course, is ecstasy.

The illegal substance triggers a surge of serotonin in the body (nick-named the "Happiness Hormone") which results in a surge of euphoria and mind-boggling well-being - at which point - the individual experiences a heightened-sensitivity in respect to their five senses.

"Everyone gets real touchy-feely on the dance floor," one teen fessed up jubilantly to one reporter quizzing attendees at the front entrance.

Ecstasy addicts are easy to spot in the crowd because they usually suck on baby pacifiers to prevent the teeth from grinding (a side reaction to the drug which may become a nasty habit difficult to curb until the teeth literally fall out!).

The much-ballyhooed musical extravaganza is sponsored by INSOMNIAC (go figure!) and runs from sun-up to sun-down over the weekend.

About 150 musical artists are slated to perform at the trendy "can't miss" social event of the year.

In addition to wild dancing throughout the night, ticket-holders are sure to hop on a myriad of carnival rides to add to the weekend thrills.

See 'ya there!

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MGM...tipsy teenage boys spied crooning "Lion Sleeps Tonight"!

The other evening I was cruising through the Casino floor at the MGM Grand - when I spied a gang of tipsy teenage boys gathered around the animal compound - crooning Capella.

"In the Jungle, the mighty Jungle, the Lion Sleeps tonight!"
How GLEE of 'em!

But, they had nothing on the posse of drunken lads traipsing down the strip at about 3 a.m. belting out at the top of their lungs (in tribute to Elvis?).

Viva Viagra!

Uh-huh!

It's going to be a sizzling hot summer in the exotic desert oasis in many respects.

News at 11!

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