Hillary's headin' out on the campaign trail.
In her recent e-mail, she notes,
Dear Julian,
You're my secret weapon.
All the other campaigns are busy talking about me. But with your support, I'm staying focused on what's important in this race. I never forget what we're working for when I'm out on the campaign trail. That's why I'd like one of you to join me for a day.
Ah, Hill, there's only "one" of me - to my knowledge!
She goes on to ask,
"Will you help me win these first few primaries and caucuses by contributing today? You could join me out on the campaign trail. We'll take a few minutes to grab a sandwich and talk."
Yup, her handlers are inviting voters like me to drop by the stumpin' grounds to grab a sandwich when she alights in our Havens, Towns, big City dins - wherever!
Ham & cheese on rye, with a little Grey Poupon, please!
You know, the mustard the impeccably-dressed driver in the Rolls craves on a quick pass in the rarefied air of an enclave, somewhat beyond my reach. (video below)
Of course, you're goin' to have to cough up some dough for the privilege of dining alfresco with Hillary and her clan.
The recent gala on her 60th Birthday Bash taught us one Noble truth...if you want to mingle with the high and mighty, jockey for lobbying power - even toss a kiss from afar - you'll have to pay through the nose.
No lookie-loo's please, or photo ops on the house...just ask Hill.
In a recent e-mail invite, Clinton's team noted that for $15.00 (just click on the link to pay by debit, credit card, or pay pal) I'll get to chow down on a sandwich with her and have a chat - yeah, talk is not cheap, not in Hillary's camp.
Well now, should I spring the bucks for the snack with Hillary Clinton, or upload my photo for inclusion on Edwards' "mosaic"? (Post, John Edwards "Facebook"; 11/07/07)
I mean, times are tough - just how far will my budget stretch?
Maybe I should wait to see what Obama has to offer...
With all these clever, money-making maneuvers underfoot, some sweet slick offer should be heading out from his camp, soon.
I mean, the man is quick on the uptake, isn't he?
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