John Edwards...Vice President material?

According to the Democrats, "It's time for our party to show a little backbone and to have a little guts..."

That's the message that arrived by e-mail communication this morning from the JOHN EDWARDS camp.

Heh, where have THEY been?

In the past few months, major press outlets have been swirling around two major galaxies - that of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Now, John Edwards comes out swinging, at last.

His campaign slogan is,

"Heroes...join the campaign to change America"

Who are the heroes?

Edwards assures us the heroes are,

"The working men and women of this country"

It has appeal, to be sure!

All-American in approach.

But, what of the man who would be the future King of Camelot?

Well, he has all the trappings...the accent - a good sign (John F. Kennedy had a distinctive one and look where it propelled him); the good looks, albeit, a bit on the pretty side (Mrs. Edwards no doubt worries a lot when he's on the campaign trail); and, the demeanor...indeed, he has the ability to appear honest and straightforward - prerequisites for a PREZ, don't you think?

Everyone loves the Cowboy who rides into a troubled town and sets things straight.

According to his Deputy Campaign manager, Jonathan Prince, Edwards intends to do that.

In yesterday's e-mail (get a lot of 'em lately) he tackled the hardcore issues...

Oh-ma-gosh!

Edwards had the courage to speak out against the big, bad oil companies and the evil pharmaceutical giants; in fact, he took a nasty slap at the all-pervading corruption and incompetence, he says is awash, in Washington, D.C.

Do tell!

Then, the youngster Senator argued that the founding fathers in Philadelphia knew where the governmental reins should reside - why, with humble Americans, of course - not in the custody of the rich or the powerful.

Wouldn't you agree?

Yup, he "hit on" the issues that trigger the emotions, make people spring into action, and incite a Nation - to vote!

The agitated Senator ended with a poignant question...do we want to turn a mess over to our children?

He's clever, too; after all, Edwards knows it's in poor taste to point an accusing finger, so - he admits he's at fault, too.

You know what, though? He's willing to change!

Give yourself a pat on the back, John.

But, there's one problem...he has a crooked mouth, see?

That must portent something ominous, don't you think?

And, for what it's worth,...most Americans are under the impression, too, that John Edwards is but scant Vice-Presidential material; clearly, not the man to throw up his feet on the big desk in the Oval office and bark orders to the Chief of Staff.

Can he lead?

Well, he's sure capable of orchestrating hysteria in short spasms of time, and adept at offering up good public relations lip - as the race gathers steam, anyway.

Here's what his team is spinning out,

"The American people are hungry for change. They don't want a candidate who defends the broken system in Washington. Any candidate who stands with the lobbyists instead of the American people will lose."

"But with John Edwards at the top of the ticket, we can turn red states blue, build stronger Democratic majorities in Congress, and help Democrats take back more governorships and state legislatures across the country."

"Because John knows that in this election, we need a bold leader—not someone who's just a little better than the Republicans. John is the only candidate in the race who has won in a red state. And poll after poll show him out-performing all the other Democrats against all of the top Republican candidates—especially in the swing states and red states we'll need to win to take back the White House."

Then, he boldly lays claim to victory at Tuesday night's debate.

His actions are typical...in the promotional clip he broadcasts his most strident, powerful moments - with a big thrust on the attack mode (spoken of in the press in recent days) - which was levelled at Mrs. Clinton.

But, just as Hillary clears her throat to respond, she is cut off.

Unlike Barack Obama, John Edwards is no fool.

For sure, he's not going to budge, or give credit to his opponent - or precious air time, for that matter - not on his meager purse strings, anyway!

The pitch hits hard at the end,

"Polls show that with candidates other than John Edwards at the top of the Democratic ticket, Democrats will have a tough time defending the blue states and winning the swing states we'll need to take the White House in 2008. We could even lose our majorities in Congress!"

For this reason, Edwards begs for my my support, and $$$ would be appreciated, of course.

And, what a send off!

Deputy Campaign Manager, Jonathan Prince, wished me a Happy Halloween.

Yeah, trick or treat!