Hillary Clinton...misleads supporters, treats 'em like 2nd class citizens!

At the end of last week, Hillary Clinton's campaign folks e-mailed invites to supporters to attend her appearance at the Wadsworth Theatre in Los Angeles.

An RSVP was requested.

However, at Saturday's Rally on November 17th, only supporters with special invites were granted access to the rarefied air inside the Theatre to bask in the glow of Hillary's presence.

The rest were left outside to press their noses against the glass!

In retrospect, it's obvious Hillary Clinton's team misled supporters into believing they would be included in the "inner circle", so they would be guaranteed a large turn-out to cheer her on as she entered and exited the facility.

In sum, it appears that Hillary has a caste system...an upper class, who consist of top donors or friends of the campaign who have a hefty, worthwhile contribution to make to the party; and, a lower class, who consist of the less worthy with a scant vote or two to offer up to the presidential candidate, without privilege.

I understand that Hillary's class distinction in the ranks lost her some votes over that little stunt on Saturday.

What a piece of work, eh?

John Edwards...join the "facebook" & clean political machine!

"All across this country tens of thousands of Americans are joining John Edwards in fighting for One America," according to National Campaign Manager, David Bonior.

In view of this, John Edwards and his handlers have come up with a novel idea along the lines of, "Facebook"...

John's team is crafting a "mosaic" of faces from around America..."of people who, like John Edwards, are committed to changing the system in Washington which is rigged against those who make our country great - working and middle class families."

Bold, ballsy statements, don't you think?

Bonior invited me to upload my face (scary thought to begin with) to add to the mosaic...which is a patchwork of genuine, down-to-earth folks - regular Americans - who are asking John Edwards to end the D.C. money game.

At this juncture, John Edwards offers up a reminder...

Yeah, he doesn't accept contributions from well-heeled federal lobbyists, special interest groups, or political action committees.

In fact, John's campaign depends on common Joes, who are anxious to create a powerful force for change.

According to Edwards, he's the one capable of spearheading the movement.

In closing, he notes that with my personal contribution of $15.00, the machinery for his campaign for President can run cleanly.

Would that make my contribution - "green" money?

I've got a fistful of that...except for a few odd ten dollar bills that look like they were dipped in tea.

I often wondered...was the currency tinted a sand brown color on a handful of U.S. notes due to the influence of desert money? A surge of oil cash?

Or, was it all just a coincidence?

Well, looks like John's greenbacks will be free of taint, environmentally-sound, and without ties to any Corporate Giants in Washington, D.C.

I'm all for that!

The $15 contribution entitles me to post my photo on the website, become part of the tapestry - a sort-of magic carpet - that John intends to fly about Washington on in his fight to "take back" America.

Maybe, "Magic Carpet Ride", should become his theme song.

By the way, is it me, or does that mosaic of John above look a little fuzzy?

Hillary Clinton...gender card boo-boo by Obama & others!

This past week, I reported that Hillary Clinton was expressing angst over the fact the candidates in the Presidential race appeared to "gang up" on her at the debates on Tuesday evening.

In support of my post, I cited an e-mail communication, in which Clinton's camp wrote,

"Dear Julian,

If you saw the debate Tuesday night, or if you've seen the news coverage since, then you know that this campaign has entered a new phase.

On that stage in Philadelphia, we saw six against one. Candidates who had pledged the politics of hope practiced the politics of pile on instead. Her opponents tried a whole host of attacks on Hillary."

Consequently, I was little surprised when I encountered a small article in the local daily the next day, alleging that Hillary was pulling the "gender card" and crying foul.

In today's paper, it was reported that Barack Obama scoffed at Hillary's alleged complaint that she was being forced to "compete in the all-boys club" of presidential politics.

Obama boldly went on to lament that he would never use his race to shield himself from attacks.

Well, I LOL.

In Law, there is a term...being on "point".

It essentially means to focus on the underlying, key issue, to avoid getting side-tracked.

Attorneys often go "off point" in court, in a deceptive effort to take attention away from the real issue, cause confusion - and hence - facilitate "smoke-and-mirrors" tactics to confound the matters at hand.

A clever trick!

But, Hillary Clinton never made that allegation.

As she correctly noted in today's New York Times,

"I don't think they're piling on me because I'm a woman. I think they're piling on me because I am winning."

For once, I have to side with Mrs. Clinton.

Overzealous, trigger-happy critics (and foes) jumped the gun, and consequently, fired off blanks!

Yeah, the boo-boo was not only made by Barack Obama - but key players in the political race, as well.

Advice to Mr. Obama?

Cooler heads prevail, Sir!

John Edwards...Vice President material?

According to the Democrats, "It's time for our party to show a little backbone and to have a little guts..."

That's the message that arrived by e-mail communication this morning from the JOHN EDWARDS camp.

Heh, where have THEY been?

In the past few months, major press outlets have been swirling around two major galaxies - that of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Now, John Edwards comes out swinging, at last.

His campaign slogan is,

"Heroes...join the campaign to change America"

Who are the heroes?

Edwards assures us the heroes are,

"The working men and women of this country"

It has appeal, to be sure!

All-American in approach.

But, what of the man who would be the future King of Camelot?

Well, he has all the trappings...the accent - a good sign (John F. Kennedy had a distinctive one and look where it propelled him); the good looks, albeit, a bit on the pretty side (Mrs. Edwards no doubt worries a lot when he's on the campaign trail); and, the demeanor...indeed, he has the ability to appear honest and straightforward - prerequisites for a PREZ, don't you think?

Everyone loves the Cowboy who rides into a troubled town and sets things straight.

According to his Deputy Campaign manager, Jonathan Prince, Edwards intends to do that.

In yesterday's e-mail (get a lot of 'em lately) he tackled the hardcore issues...

Oh-ma-gosh!

Edwards had the courage to speak out against the big, bad oil companies and the evil pharmaceutical giants; in fact, he took a nasty slap at the all-pervading corruption and incompetence, he says is awash, in Washington, D.C.

Do tell!

Then, the youngster Senator argued that the founding fathers in Philadelphia knew where the governmental reins should reside - why, with humble Americans, of course - not in the custody of the rich or the powerful.

Wouldn't you agree?

Yup, he "hit on" the issues that trigger the emotions, make people spring into action, and incite a Nation - to vote!

The agitated Senator ended with a poignant question...do we want to turn a mess over to our children?

He's clever, too; after all, Edwards knows it's in poor taste to point an accusing finger, so - he admits he's at fault, too.

You know what, though? He's willing to change!

Give yourself a pat on the back, John.

But, there's one problem...he has a crooked mouth, see?

That must portent something ominous, don't you think?

And, for what it's worth,...most Americans are under the impression, too, that John Edwards is but scant Vice-Presidential material; clearly, not the man to throw up his feet on the big desk in the Oval office and bark orders to the Chief of Staff.

Can he lead?

Well, he's sure capable of orchestrating hysteria in short spasms of time, and adept at offering up good public relations lip - as the race gathers steam, anyway.

Here's what his team is spinning out,

"The American people are hungry for change. They don't want a candidate who defends the broken system in Washington. Any candidate who stands with the lobbyists instead of the American people will lose."

"But with John Edwards at the top of the ticket, we can turn red states blue, build stronger Democratic majorities in Congress, and help Democrats take back more governorships and state legislatures across the country."

"Because John knows that in this election, we need a bold leader—not someone who's just a little better than the Republicans. John is the only candidate in the race who has won in a red state. And poll after poll show him out-performing all the other Democrats against all of the top Republican candidates—especially in the swing states and red states we'll need to win to take back the White House."

Then, he boldly lays claim to victory at Tuesday night's debate.

His actions are typical...in the promotional clip he broadcasts his most strident, powerful moments - with a big thrust on the attack mode (spoken of in the press in recent days) - which was levelled at Mrs. Clinton.

But, just as Hillary clears her throat to respond, she is cut off.

Unlike Barack Obama, John Edwards is no fool.

For sure, he's not going to budge, or give credit to his opponent - or precious air time, for that matter - not on his meager purse strings, anyway!

The pitch hits hard at the end,

"Polls show that with candidates other than John Edwards at the top of the Democratic ticket, Democrats will have a tough time defending the blue states and winning the swing states we'll need to take the White House in 2008. We could even lose our majorities in Congress!"

For this reason, Edwards begs for my my support, and $$$ would be appreciated, of course.

And, what a send off!

Deputy Campaign Manager, Jonathan Prince, wished me a Happy Halloween.

Yeah, trick or treat!

Hillary Clinton...cries out for my support!

I'm such a popular fellow, lately.

A flow of e-mail communications from John Edwards this past week, urged me to support his campaign for..."Change in America".

In particular, campaign manager, Jonathan Prince, noted that a vote for Edwards was a ballot cast for the "Heroes".

Who are the heroes?

Why, they're the working men and women in this country, Edwards is fighting for.

Yeah, the political machine is gearing up, and it's getting dirty.

Just ask Hillary Clinton...

I just received a communication from her camp and this is what she had to say,

"Dear Julian,

If you saw the debate Tuesday night, or if you've seen the news coverage since, then you know that this campaign has entered a new phase.

On that stage in Philadelphia, we saw six against one. Candidates who had pledged the politics of hope practiced the politics of pile on instead. Her opponents tried a whole host of attacks on Hillary.

She is one strong woman. She came through it well. But Hillary's going to need your help.

Her opponents, trying to boost their falling poll numbers, started attacking Hillary weeks ago on the stump. Now they're doing it in the debates. And soon they'll begin a barrage of negative TV ads and mailings in the early primary and caucus states.

But Hillary knows that voters want real change - not more negative attacks.

And with just 60 days left before the Iowa caucuses, now is the time to show her that you are right there with her."

Whew, I'll do my best, Hill!

Barack Obama..."that black guy running for President".

Apparently, Barack Obama showed up on voters' doorsteps back east a few days ago, to meet constituents face-to-face.

The Presidential hopeful caused quite a stir, what with the gaggle of reporters in tow - snapping away, and jotting down quotable quotes - and a team of ubiquitous security guards protecting their charge.

When one woman stepped outside and caught the tail of the hurricane, she was taken aback, to say the least.

"What's all the commotion about," she asked?

Her neighbor responded,

"It's that black guy who's running for President."

In a flash, she was elbowing her way through the throng, to get a gander at the long-shot for the next Presidential Race.

Although Obama's been racking in the big bucks, and breathing down Hillary's mercurial back in the process, the polls tell a different story.

Obama's not much of a blip on the radar screen.

Without doubt, he'll have to engage in a few clever maneuvers with the staff who man the polling stations.

For starters, he's gotta ensure that below his name, it states in bold face type, one of two things: "The Black Guy", or, in the alternative - "No relation to Osama bin Laden".

To keep confusion to a minimum, please!

Some critics argue that Obama faces a major dilemma: one candidate's on the right, another is on the left, but - he remains perched loftily above.

To many, it's evident that Obama needs to conjure up a platform based on solid, American values - one that potential supporters can relate to.

Yeah, Americans are down-to-earth folks; they're meat 'n potatoes, kind of voters.

Bottom line, the young dandy needs to find a slogan middle America can sink its teeth into.

How about,

"A chicken in every pot?"

Hillary got the voters' attention with Baby Bonds, so why not!

One of the glaring problems with the Presidential hopeful is that he doesn't push hard enough - least of all, manage to get under Clinton's skin - or that of anyone else, for that matter.

Hill treats him like a naive young lad, and for the most part, the majority of Americans think he's namby-pamby.

At a photo op in Massac County, Barack posed in front of a Superman Statue in downtown Metropolis, home of DC Comics.

What was the subliminal message supposed to be?

Once you've had black, you never go back?

Most assuredly, it would be off-base to infer any kind of "super" manhood...for obvious reasons.

For example, in the hood - when asked about Hillary Clinton - he responded with gems like - "She's tough" - that sort-of-thing.

Terms like tough, when referring to a woman, often conjure of images of the "B" word.

But clearly, Obama's too much of an Illinois gentleman, for that kind of mud-slinging.

In spite of the fact he was given the opportunity to seize the day, he wimped out!

Yeah, standing up to a woman with ****, can be pretty intimidating.

But isn't it time you came out swinging, Mr. Obama?

In today's dailies, reporters across the board criticized the Illinois Senator, for taking gentle swipes at Hillary in the night's debates.

Yup, you're no contender, Sir; you're not even close to a knock-out.

And, what about that photograph in the LA Times?

Mr. Edwards, a little fey, "this-close" and up-personal, in-the-face of opponent, Obama - well, you get the idea.

The image of the two smacked of an interracial couple, right out of West Hollywood, or more obvious environs in San Francisco, or Palm Springs.

Say, the innuendo might just land Obama some pink votes!

Speaking of votes, let's get real.

Mr. Obama, it's high time to do the math...

Although they won't openly admit it, most Afro-Americans plan to cast Obama's way in the secrecy of the polling station. Heh, he's one of their own, right?

Who's kidding, who?

But if Barack wants a fistful of votes, above and beyond that, he's got some campaigning to do.

I mean, it's pretty obvious that Mrs. Clinton will land the female vote, fair and square; and a bushel-full from some girly-men, here and there.

And, there's a bevy of votes from cronies loyal to Bill, lurking in the shadows.

So, maybe it's time to do so rat *******, as the Watergate gang would say.

Mr. Obama, announce that you're all for gay marriage.

Promise to tax the rich and give back to the poor (most Americans).

Then, give them some razzle-dazzle about affordable health care.

Promise to fix the environment.

Go one step further, tell them you're a good friend of Al Gore.

Why not offer up tax breaks for Americans who invest in our children's future by purchasing an electric car?

Of course, you've gotta get the immigrant vote; so, map out your plans to open up the "gates".

Finally, with a touch of conviction in your voice, tell 'em you'll end the ongoing War in Irag.

Quicker than you can say "oil, smoil", you'll be elected!

One piece of advice, though.

First and foremost, remember to take a nod from the Master, slick Willy; for instance, be careful what you say, and how you say it.

Essentially, leave a lot of wiggle room!

With some skillful wording, you'll be able to waffle later, if the occasion arises.

With this in mind, you may be able to muster up great triumphs, too, on the pettiest of issues.

For example, didn't you feel a ripple of admiration for Bill Clinton when he remarked - with a straight face, mind you -

"It depends on what "is", is?"

You got it, it's all semantics!

Finally, don't map out too much of your plans to the public; take a pointer from Hillary, she's a whiz at this.

To paraphrase Bill, "if they don't ask, don't tell".

Remember, electable politicians "sit on the fence".

And, work on the "image", Mr. Obama.

Somehow, try to look or sound "Presidential" - yeah, with a large "P".

A word of advice?

Americans love passionate, uplifting speeches.

And, they're really into "sequels".

If you can fathom a follow-up to - "I had a Dream" - well, you've cinched it, man.

Welcome to the Oval office, you deserved it!

Hillary Clinton 60th birthday bash...ominous wishes!

Today's newspaper is reporting that at Hillary Clinton's 60th birthday bash in New York, well-wishers raised a staggering 1.5 million in cash for her bid for the Presidency.

The journalist, Glenn Thrush, wrote,

"The Clintons have always blurred the line between personal, political, and financial, and Thursday night's party at Manhattan's Beacon Theatre, with 3000 paying guests, was perhaps the crowning example."

Well, if you had any doubts, I can attest to that, from a behind-the-scenes perspective.

You see, last week I got this great, lightbulb of-an-idea.

A little world-weary of scouring the Internet for the latest tidbits on Hillary's comings and goings - the width and breadth of her cleavage in any particular week, that sort-of-titillating thing - it dawned on me to surreptitiously check her website on occasion.

When I got to the vanity site, a stroke of luck befell me!

Yes, I was invited to sign on for her newsletter.

I could barely contain my excitement.

Imagine that, now Hillary would be firing off e-mail communications to me, unknowingly updating me on her deepest thoughts, travel plans, and all-manner of inside scoop on future events, in the 2008 Presidential Race.

So, I keyed in my e-mail address, threw my feet up on the coffee table, and sat back!

Well, looks like my plan backfired.

A few days later, I got an e-mail from Mr. Bill Clinton - himself! - inviting me to click on a link and sign a birthday card for Hill's 60th!

Ah, shucks!

I'm pretty sentimental when it comes to B-days!

As far as I'm concerned, every celebrant should have cake, best buds in tow to toast with champagne splits - and most importantly - there has to be a ceremonious, satisfying romp in the hay...to confirm, at least in some small fashion, that the individual is still in the game...

So, I enthusiastically mused, "May your innermost wish be fulfilled"...

Then, just after I hit the send button, I recoiled in shock!

What had I done?

I am a pretty superstitious guy, after all; surely, if you blow out all the candles, you'll get the wish?

What do you suppose Hillary's would be - to retire and pen children's books?

Something tells me it is much more ominous and far-reaching than that!

Especially, in view of the fact that once the wish was sent, a pop-up box pandered for a donation!

Well, I won't worry - not yet, anyway.

I mean, do you think Hillary Clinton had wind enough last night to blow out 60 candles - raging away ferociously on a tiered cake?

Naw, I'm dreaming...

Al Gore...for president?

On the heels of a Nobel Peace Prize this past week, supporters have run have a full page ad in the New York Times urging the former VP, Al Gore, to run for President in 2008.

In a bid to prompt a response in the affirmative, the "open letter" to Gore, reminds the tireless environmental activist of comments he made in December, 2000,

"I do have one regret: that I didn't get the chance to stay and fight for the American people...especially for those who need burdens lifted and barriers removed, especially for those who feel their voices have not been heard. I heard you and I will not forget."

The group then takes a leap and argues that Gore has obviously not fallen out of love with his country, and that the country needs him now, as does his party and the planet he is fighting hard to save.

Potent musings!

A quote by Jarret Wold, Minot, N.D. is the capper, though,

"There's no higher calling than when a Nation asks for you to lead. We're asking you now to lead, and hope you'll rise to it."

Will he?

If he throws his hat into the ring, the political arena should heat up.

And there should be a lot of fodder for the pundits to feed off...

I've coined this one in anticipation of the race,

Can Al "Gore" Hillary in the next election?

If he does run, it may also be a case of "two stars" colliding...

Gore, after all, is the "main constellation " in the galaxy on Global warming, whereas Fred Thompson is a "star" in his own right - having played a handful of high-profile types in several big-budget Hollywood productions - on occasion, even walking in the shoes of imaginary presidents!

Then, there's the case of Obama...

Gore goes for Barack - er - broke?

Yeah, with a little play on words, the cartoonists should be able to make hay while the sun shines.

In the final analysis, can we really endure another tiresome round of "hanging chads" and sleight of hand at the polling stations?

I say give the man a shot...

But, is he "gore-ho" - uh - "gung-ho" enough to fight the good fight?

Or maybe he's just a sly suitor, waiting to be courted?

You can do that, by signing a petition at: www.draftgore.com

By casting your vote, the man - "that almost was" - may be able to size up the stakes and hazard a guess as to where to hedge his bets!

In the closing "argument", his dream team notes,

"Mr. Vice President, there are times for politicians and times for heroes. America and the earth need a hero right now - someone who will transcend politics as usual and bring real hope to our country and to the world. Please rise to the challenge or you and millions of us will live forever wondering what might have been."

Not me!

But I am inclined to give Gore some slack with a couple of campaign promises...

One, that he arrange for a chauffeur for Al Gore, Jr.

After all, we don't want him maiming any trees along the highway now, do we?

And, that the former VP pass on "passionate" kisses with Tipper - particularly the showy, forced kind, he's prone to plant smack dab on her lips in the most awkward of moments when a camera's present.

Also, please...no further claims to have invented the Internet!

But, I will concede: Mr. Gore did not create "global warming" as a gaggle of his skeptics accused when "Inconvenient Truth" was released.

And, as Columbo would say, "...just one more thing"...

Try not to be so wooden when you stand at the podium - or anywhere, for that matter - and keep the boring talk to a minimum; yeah, spice up the dialogue with a couple of colorful anecdotes, or maybe a few "Reaganisms", for good measure!

That's about it...

And yes, may the best man - you, too, Hillary - win!

Hillary Clinton...Black enough?

Recently, Hillary Clinton faced a group of testy Black Journalists who were asking the candidate point blank: "Are you Black enough?"

Some argue the "other guy" is a better choice to represent Black issues in America today.

Mrs. Clinton asserted, "..I can make a strong case that my experience and my ideas, going back into the White House, is exactly what we need at this point in history."

She used the occasion to her advantage at The National Association of Black Journalists conference to underscore a number of bold-faced efforts she intends to pursue on issues affecting urban and black America when she's firmly ensconced in the Oval office.

Clinton is proposing a $10 Billion investment in Universal preschool and $100 million for Internships giving to middle-school and high-school student job skills.

She said she would increase funding for the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission and reverse proposed Federal cuts in child support enforcement.

Another worthwhile project is a plan to set aside $200 million over the next five years on community partnerships aimed at helping ex-offenders to re-enter the job market.

Where does she expect to get the big bucks from, Mr. Hsu?