Osama bin Laden...ass backwards terrorist! Screws loose loser needs therapy...

Anyone with an ounce of intelligence (and/or common sense) must have done a double-take this morning if they caught sight of the report on Osama bin Laden and his latest absurd smoke-screen tactics!
Allegedly, Mr. Laden (!) switched gears this past week, in a sinister bold-faced effort to stab Americans in the heart, when he announced to a stunned world that the U.S.(and a handful of her allies) were responsible for global warming.

"The only way to prevent disaster is to boycott U.S. goods and stop using the dollar," the old goat herder hissed from his palatial digs in the impoverished environs of the outer perimeters of an unidentified war-torn nation.

The mad-man not only underscored what an idiot he is, but stressed the lengths he and his merry band of bombers will go, to justify their flimsy reasons for blowing up the Twin Towers (911).

For starters, his wild notion that killing innocent folks is okay willy-nilly on behalf of a convoluted cause (yet to be determined ) underscored what an idiot monster he truly is.

Now, it appears that he is under the mistaken immpression that citing climate change will somehow justify a full frontal attack on the U.S.

I guess that a slow death by global warming is more sinister (and heinous) a crime than one where the individual gets blown up instantaneously and feels no "pain" or suffers any consequence in the immediate aftermath.

In retrospect, it appears that Osama bin Laden is keenly aware that his 911 actions were totally unacceptable in a civilized society (where murder is just that: murder) - and for good reason - is  now back-paddling to find ways to justify the cold-blooded killings which set the global community on fire.

Does Osama honestly expect us to believe that he cares one iota about global warming?

Or, that he would honestly boycott the purchase of  U.S. weapons, to force America's hand  in respect to the green house effect complained of now?

Osama has been in the desert too long, and his brain has turned  to mush, as a consequence.

Bottom line, if the truth be known, Osama and his cohorts are just  plain jealous of North Americans and their consumer lifestyle.

It's not America's fault that Osama bin Laden was born ugly, in a skin he's prefer to be of the silky-white kind  (and into a culture - and homeland - which few find appealing in the global scheme of things).

Osama bin Laden is facing centuries-old bad karma.

He should pack it  in and call it a day; otherwise, they'll continue to be numbered.

Osama bin Laden is welcome to conjure up all the sorry excuses he wants to try to convince a disbelieving world that he actually cares about human-kind (or the environment).

The fool must think Americans have stupid written all over their foreheads.

Not!

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Terrorist watch list! On it? TSC says "no"...

Are you on the terrorist watch list?

If so, you may never know, because the list is classified.

The top-secret list of who's who in the shadowy world of terrorism is growing, too.

The Terrorist Screening Center (TSC) evaluates up to 1200 new pieces of data daily that are related to current records on file (which includes file additions, corrections, modifications, deletions, and so forth and so on).

In addition, there is a mountain of information on spanking new entries submitted from Law Enforcement personnel around the Nation.

Although government officials won't specify the grounds for inclusion on the list, the powers-that-be underscore, a standard is applied.

"There must be reasonable suspicion," one gate-keeper noted for the record.

By the way, there is more than one way to skin a cat.

If any U.S. Citizen, permanent resident, or student suspects they are on the list - and likewise anxious to establish that fact - there individual make seek recourse.

People listed without provocation may submit a request through the Traveler Redress Inquiry Program website to enlighten them about their status..

Obviously, Americans are paranoid.

A TSC spokesperson noted that the vast majority of Americans who inquire usually aren't on the watch list.

But, after they launch a request, you can bet your sweet bipp they will be.

Just joking!

Touchy counsel at the Civil Liberties Union accuse the agency (TSC) of placing too many people under close scrutiny on flimsy grounds.

Critics also argue that the watch list puts the focus elsewhere and diverts manpower away from potential threats that are real and dangerous.

In response, the TSC doesn't mince words, when elucidating their thoughts on the terrorist terrain here and abroad.

"It helps combat terrorism, period."

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Terrorist attack..failed attempt to down jet above Detroit! al-Qaeda suspected instigator...

According to a Northwest Airlines spokesperson, there was an attempt to down one of their airplanes on the descent into Detroit, a scant hour or so ago.

Federal Officilas in charge of the ensuing invesigation announced that the alleged terrorist claimed to be acting on behalf of top-ranking members of al-Qaeda.

Although the passenger on route from Nigeria managed to set off an explosive, quick-thinking passengers sprang into action, and apprehended the man.

In response, a White House representative speculated that the unexpected traumatic event, was a failed terrorist attempt.

At press time it was announced that there were 278 passengers booked on Flight No. 253.

Eye-witnesses excitedly reported that they heard a sound - not unlike that of a firecracker going off - which prompted at least one passenger nearby to leap towards the man in a heroic bold-faced effort to subdue him without further incident.

Later, Law Enforcement Officers at the scene identified the gentleman as Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

During the course of his arrest, one officer reported to a media source, that the man claimed to be in league with al-Qaeda - who he asserted - instructed him to use the device in question to blow up the airliner over U.S. territory.

In spite of the potential threat, the jet was able to land safely, without further difficulty.

A GOP member of the House Homeland Security Committee confirmed that the flight originated in Nigeria and went through Amsterdam en route to Detroit.

An airline spokesperson acknowledged for the record in a terse statement  that on the approach to Detroit  - a combative passenger caused a disturbance onboard Northwest Airlines Flight 253 - but was  immediately subdued without further incident.

The White house responded by vowing to enforce stricter security measures.

Meanwhile, the President - currently on holiday in Hawaii - was briefed on the facts.

According to sources, Mr. Obama stressed that he is monitoring the situation, and receiving regular updates in the island paradise.

Sources who spoke to the media, did so anonymously, in view of the ongoing  investigation.

An official determination from the Attorney General's office (as to the true nature of the attack) is expected to be forthcoming in the next day or two.

Meanwhile, citizens in the throes of travel plans this holiday season, are encouraged to check with their booking agents and airline carriers to keep abreast of the crisis.

For updates on terrorist alerts, travellers are urged to check the following government website.

Info:  http://www.tsa.gov

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Michael Phelps...swimmer's dope smoking! Quote of day...

For medicinal purposes, dude!

Cruising across town this afternoon, I was flicking the dial on the radio, when I stumbled across the Tom Leykis talk show on 97.1 FM.

The spirited chat fest was focused on Michael Phelps on the heels of a news flash over the week-end that reported the Gold Medalist was snapped on film smoking the evil weed, Marijuana.

And, not just for medicinal purposes!

Of course, any arguments from Olympic dope-testing officials that a joint or two might enhance sports performance - which could result in a "foul" against the 23 year-old stud - falls on deaf ears in this corner.

For good reason!

Whenever I inhaled a toke in my wild rebellious youth, I usually ended up getting lost in the intricate designs on the carpet.

I guess that's what you'd call a magic carpet ride!

Shortly thereafter, like clockwork, I'd keel over and slip off into a euphoric dream state!

After fielding a few hotly debated issues on air, Leykis uttered the quote of the day.

"When I first caught Phelps being interviewed on a television talk show, I thought he was a dweeb. Now, I realize, he was probably just stoned."

Don't Bogart that joint, eh?

Arnold elucidates effects of the high!

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