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Showing posts with label Barbara Walters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barbara Walters. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Cairo...Cradle of Civilization erupts in violent turmoil! Mubarak vows to hang on! Barbara Walters blames U.S.!


 


Adams on Page Six says bad dye job must go, too!





The world watched on in horror as horrific images of the violence - which resulted in untold bloodshed and cries for Egypt's President Mubarak to resign - flashed across their TV screens last night.

At home, U.S. citizens were literally numbed, as they wondered aloud why Washington was so slow to take action or at least call for Mubarak to step down.

Political pundits on the evening News argued that Egypt had been a good friend and a staunch ally over the years - but in view of the eye-of-the-storm unfolding in Cairo yesteday - were quick to lament to all within earshot that "enough was enough".

Power-players on the World Financial scene were a little more complacent about the disturbing turn-of-events, though.

When asked - Rupert Murdoch - was brutally frank.

"The Arabs must take care of the Arabs," he calmly stated for the record on one news network scrambling for answers.

Interviewer "flavor of the month" - Piers Morgan - was inclined to trot out Barbara Walters for her take on the Egyptian crisis.

"You were there at the beginning, Barbara. What do you think?"

In sum, Walters felt that it was the fault of the U.S. for giving safe haven to dictators once they fell from grace.

The legendary News Icon cited the Shaw of Iran - and his short exile in the U.S. - as an example.

The answer in the final analysis?

U.S-style Democracy, of course, assert a posse of opportunists on the hill and elsewhere.

But, during the course of the evening in Cairo, it was evident that U.S. intervention might not be that well-received by Egyptians.

In fact, at one point, one Journalist on the scene - Anderson Cooper - was viciously attacked by an angry mob who shouted their disapproval of reporters and U.S. interlopers in the scheme of things.

"We hate Americans," angry Egyptians ranted.

Boy, were they out for blood.

Earlier in the day, it appeared there might be an accord, however.

At one juncture, the protestors and Murabak supporters set down their arms, and attempted a peaceful assembly.

Suddenly, without warning, a gang of thugs on Camels and horses galloped into Tahrir Square - now known as Liberation Square - and began to whip the protestors at whim and without mercy.

Some speculated that the attackers were employees of the Egyptian Museum - situated a scant distance away - who were bent on venting their anger on the upstarts for ruining the tourist trade over the course of the past week or so.

Once the melee broke out, it continued long into the weary night, in a death-to-the-end battle of fists and brute might.

Although protestors were searched before entering the square, to ensure there were not carrying any arms, the anti-establishment protestors were inventive enough in the heat of the conflict to scoop up rocks and bits of metal and craft them into primitive weapons which proved to be quite effective in lashing back throughout the battle that ensued.

News anchor Brian Williams compared the ugly conflict to squirmishes in the Iraq War.

"It was like a downtown Baghdad-style barrage hit," he recalled to one anxious reporter covering the unfolding drama.

Indeed, both sides vowed to fight for their cause at all cost - in a historical region of Egypt - that Williams referred to as the very cradle of Civilization.

Meanwhile, Washington was inclined to hold the fort - which irked some - needless to say.

When the crisis escalated to outright chaos in the streets, a spokesperson for President Obama finally put in an appearance at the podium in Washington, and urged that President Mubarak step down from his post.

However, the President - once revered and loved by a majority of the Egyptian people - refused to kow-tow to U.S. opinion.

In fact, Muburak was quite adamant that he would not only see out his term, but die on Egyptian soil if necessary.

In spite of the melee - and a heart-wrenching day of turmoil - many Egyptians stood behind Muburak.

"No one can run this country like Murabak. It's like Saddam in Iraq. When Saddam was gone, no one else could run the country. We don't want our country destroyed," one taxi driver excitedly blurted out to one reporter at a high-profile news organization.

Some worry that a "Muslim Brotherhood" will gain a foothold in Egypt if the President is forced out right now - and ultimately complicate complex politcal matters in the Middle East - thus encouraging interests detrimental to the U.S.

Others accused President Muburak of being two-faced.

Critics allege that goon squads comprised of Police Officers in plain clothes were paid paltry sums to fan out into Liberation Square and attack the protestors - beat them down - if necessary.

And, all the while, Mubarak wore another mask to the world-at-large, professing his innocence.

Meanwhile, the military appeared to be attempting to maintain the status quo, if anything.

Witnesses to the events were quick to point out that early on - when the first violent outbreaks occurred - that the the soldiers acted with restraint and only fired-off warning shots to signal their readiness to take action if things got out-of-hand.

At five o'clock this morning the protestors and President Murabak's supporters were still jockeying for power (and licking their wounds).

News agencies have reported that there have been at least five deaths and hundreds injured during the course of the political upheaval yesterday (with no apparent end of the conflict in sight).

News at 11!

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

The View...bit**es behaving badly! Walters referees to no avail...






Foaming bit**es rev up ratings on controversial View!





If you reside in the Western Hemisphere - and you lack any discerning taste when it comes to television talk shows - you probably caught the ruckus which erupted this past week on the View - when Bill O'Reilly guested on the popular morning show.

Shortly after Mr. O'Reilly started to cut up and hang "loose" during some back-and-forth patter - two of the regular house bit**es (homely Whoopi Goldberg/has-been comic &  screechy Joy Behar/tacky gossip Queen) - became so incensed that they stomped their foots and stormed off the set in a seething rage.

In response, Barbara Walters was inclined to lament to a cameraman - as he panned her way in desperation - that she was vehemently opposed to what went down minutes earlier.

"That should never happen on this show," she cried out in exasperation.

But, the disgruntled ego-maestros were long gone, and WaWa's huffy critcisms ended up falling on deaf ears.

Later, two of the disgruntled heavyweight TV personalities - Bill O'Reilly and Joy Behar - came out fighting on each of their respective night-time gab fests.

Meanwhile, a bemused Nation gazed on in disbelief.

Seasoned professionals?

Ill-mannered losers, more like it.
 
Just betcha, the Network ratings went through, though.
 
News at 11!
 
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They're gonna luv me today on the View!
(famous last words)
 

Monday, July 26, 2010

President Obama...to chat up Barbara WaWa on the View! Ploy tto boost popularity?



Chatty Kathys sharpen knives for President's interview!
(Meow)
  







Barbara Walters will return to the View early this week (after being under the Surgeon's knife) to take advantage of a rare opportunity to interview President Obama.

Uh-huh!

The Commander-in-Chief will alight at ABC's Nework studio on Thursday morning (July 29th) to giggle with the middle-aged gals for a nano-image probe or two.

Wild horses couln't keep WaWa away.

The Grand Dame of night-time prime-time talk has been blessed with memorable one-on-one chats with all the "sitting" Presidents over the past three decades during the dinner hour.

Riding high on a sweeping slipping approval rate - the worst in recent months - it appears that  the Commander-in-Chief intends to breeze into the studo on Thursday with the specific intent of  pooh-poohing the notion that he is out of touch with the needs of Americans around the country.

When the BP oil spill first erupted, for instance,Obama was accused of failing to take prompt action - content instead - to allow the Execs at the Corporate Entity to resolve the crisis on their own.

His tendency to fly to exotic locales, and hob-knob with the powerful elite (while stressed-out Americans struggled to make ends meet at home in the wake of the tragedy) infuriated some.

But, it wasn't until the President shouted out to his lowly handlers - "Plug that damn hole' - that it was obvious Obama might be losing his grasp.

Will Barbara be content to pose the following question:

 "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

Or choose to go for the jugular, instead, on key issues which have resulted in his diminishing popularity.

I expect there will a lot of small polite talk - ranging from Obama's favorite leisure time activity, to heartwarming focuses on memories of his own childhood, whether he considers himself a  good parent, and-so-forth and-so-on.

Is President Barack Obama one of the most fascinating people in America today?

Ms. WaWa will render her opinion (no doubt!) at the coffee clatch the next morning when Obama is safely out-of-harm's way.

I expect that Americans - in general - may come away with fascinating personal information top-secret 'til now and answers to the following deep questions.

What is your favorite color, Mr. President?
Did you regret passing up a shot at a Professional Basketball career?

News at 11!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Ricky Martin...gay! Twitter mixed reactions hilarious, touching, surprising...






Ricky Martin's announcement on his Official Web site (and by way of tweet) that he is "gay" - triggered a lot of frenzied commentary on Twitter this afternoon - that ranged from congratulatory to downright hilarious.

One tweeter quipped: 

"OMG!  Ricky Martin has a blog?"

Another tweeter chuckled:

"We knew, dude. Thanks."

On the humorous side, a handful of tweets were so precious, I just had to pass 'em along!

"I thought he was a ladies man. Now he's a man's man," another posted with an obvious smirk on their face.

One of my favorites?

"Ricky Martin admits he's fabulous! You go, girl."

It was a bummer (wrong choice of words?) for others with a crush on the Pop star.

"When my friend on facebook heard the news she was heartbroken."

What rock has she been hiding under for the last decade?

Some were in the dark, I guess.

"Whether it was obvious or not, it still took courage to come out," asserted another.

But, those folks appeared to be in the minority, judging by the comments posted.

"How many people actually thought he was straight?"

"We we supposed to think he was straight?"

Others congratulated Ricky for busting out of the closet.

"Welcome to the club!"

"Ricky Martin came out of the closet. #abouttime."

Some were playful!

"Shock news! Ricky Martin not pretending to be gay – he really is gay!"

"Ricky Martin has come out of the closet? Shocker... Who saw that coming?"

A handful sighed and wondered what the fuss was all about.

"Ricky Martin is trending. Is he still considered a celeb?"

In restrospect, it appears that a large percentage of music-lovers (Joe public, too) knew that Ricky was gay and that he was trying to hide the fact.

Ricky appeared to be one of the lone few who didn't have a clue about the fact that most folks have been keenly aware of his sexual preference for years.

Talk about a pink elephant in the room!

The end scenario?

Ricky rides off into the sunset with Prince Charming.

Or, hooks-up with a tattoo artist from Silver Lake!

Post: Ricky Martin gay!

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Barbara Walters...takes bow Oscar night! Last special...



Has success hindered Barbara's love life?



Rumors of lesbianism true?
(Barbara avoids PDA's)



On the eve of her 29th after-Oscar special (March 7th/2010) Barbara Walters intends to take a bow.

Yup.

Barbara WaWa (a term of endearment) is fed up with cajoling (and pampering) the galaxy of stars that have crashed-landed (or alighted with heavenly ease) into the hot-seat opposite her over a long and distinguished career in broadcasting (that often bordered on titillating tabloid-style gossip journalsim).

"I'm think I'm sick of them," Walters explained to her co-hosts on the morning "View".

"I feel I've been there, done that."

Overly so, Barbara.

In fact, you've always been in there like a dirty shirt.

But, the gushing superficial forays are hardly being put to bed.

Ms. Walters assured "View" blabber-mouths that she'll be back (ad nauseam, no doubt) to co-host and put in her two cents worth (which carries considerably weight, after all).

And, since people will always  be fascinating (I guess), Walters will march on and continue to compile her dazzling  chi-chi list of the "10 Most Fascinating People" (and shout it off of rooftops if necessary, if only to keep her mug in the spotlight).

The old war horse isn't going out to pasture, yet!


 



Barbara gets kissy-face!


 
Barbara made by 10 Best-Dressed list this year:


Thursday, December 10, 2009

Barbara Walters...fascinating! Gushed over 1st Lady's arms! Lady Gaga choked on sex query! Lambert a "homo"!







Surprisingly, the one-hour Barbara Walter special opened with bodacious Pop Icon Lady Gaga,

Personally, I expected teasers throughout the night - crafted to entice fans to to remain transfixed in front of the old boob tube - in anticipation of an insightful reveal of the naughty chanteuse as promised by the undisputed Queen of insightful probes.

So, if you dashed in the front door a few minutes into the special - or sauntered out to walk  the dog at the stroke of ten - you  may have misssed an honor that Lady Gaga accorded the talk-show legend.

Shortly after being introduced, the platinum beauty (looking more Italian than ever) slipped off her ultra-chic dark sunglasses and confided that she rarely dropped that barrier for just any showbiz sucker.

Barbara was in top form last night - all decked out in a chic black cocktail dress which accentuated her trim toned physique- sparked up with an elegant necklace which begged closer inspection.

More importantly, Barbara WAWA didn't beat around the "bush".

No pun intended!

"It's been reported that you like women," Barbara started off slowly, as she tested the waters with Lady G.

Before the flavor of the month could respond, Barbara pounced with a second question, in a sort-of surprise sneak attack.

Have you had sex with women?

Were it not for the thick white pancake make-up, fans - for the first time ever - you may have actually caught the outrageous stage performer blushing!

For a moment, it appeared for all-the-world that she'd answer the ball*y query, too.

But, when the slightly-quirky pop star opened her sensuous lustily-painted lips to speak, for some inexplicable reason, a half-expected bona-fide no-holds-barred confession was not forthcoming.

Gosh, she appeared to utter from the depths of her soul, that's quite a personal question.

For a split second, the poker faced lady was anything but;  in fact - in essence - the chart-topper was literally reduced to a shy awkward virgin reticent about - well - talking turkey!

A disappointment, when you consider that  Gaga is usually  the playful sex kitten on stage, flaunting her sensual brand of passion without any qualms or holding back.

In contrast, a few moments later, Adam Lambert shot from his swivelling hips.

"Yes, I am a homosexual."

Who knew!

On this newsbite, Barbara clearly caught the tail end of the comet.

Ho Hum!

Lambert didn't offer up any  excuses for his controversial stage persona in recent days, but frankly, admitted he let his passions get the better of him (in an unrehearsed fly by-the-crotch adrenalin rush) on stage that fateful night at the American Music Awards - which ultimately -  caused the swish-buckler to be banished from ABC airwaves.

"I wear my emotions on my sleeve," he confessed somewhat poignantly.

At the close of the interview, he had a message for American TV viewers (and critics).

"Deal with it."

Never to be caged in (or hankering to be too predictable) Barbara spun off in a new direction at this juncture and focused for a brief duration on the sports arena.

Brett Favre's flip-flopping football career was great fodder (and thus) established in the eyes of Barbara that he was not only a candidate for "hero and myth-maker" but ripe for the title of one of most fascinating (10) people of the year.



After all, the stud's unique brand of rise and fall theatrics (on and off the gridiron) was the stuff that legends are made of.




When Barbara announced an upcoming spot with Sarah Palin, an announcer noted  that the most-fascinating individual would follow after the spot with the perky politician.

Ah, the suspense was over; obviously, Sarah Palin was not going to be "the" most fascinating person of 2009 (just one of ten singled out by the veteran newsie).

I admit, Palin is the most intriguing gun-toter, polar-bear killer, and in-law hater.

But, one of the ten most fascinating?

Poppycock!

In the somewhat low-key segment,  Barbara asked point blank if Sarah wanted to be President.

Her reply was a tad evasive.

Fresh from commerical break,the upstart from the great white north, admitted she didn't know why people found her fascinating.

Say what?

Do they?


"There's alot of  bull-crap out there,"  she guffawed, when  reminded of the mean barbs  she was forced to endure on the campaign trail in her rented Republican monkey-suits.

If you ask me, most of the celebrated dung was being flung from her party.

In response to a query about Dave Letterman, she was hard-nosed and to the point.

"He's a sexist," she retorted without batting a pretty eyelash.

T*t for tat, eh?

Her life was "kind-of a reality-show", she sighed.

When asked what most she'd like to change about herself, her answer was swift.

"To be more patient," for starters.

What does she dislike most about her appearance?

Bearing five children tooks its toll, she admitted, so the old bod suffered some fall-out.

"Don't make me go into details."

Palin's idea of a perfect day goes something like this:

Snow is falling on the ground, it's a wonderful beautiful Alaskan day, and all family members are at home and enjoying each other's company.

Except for Levi Johnston, of course!

Talk about squeaky-clean bull-crap!

Time to move on, wouldn't 'ya say?

Michael Jackson was singled out in the top ten, too, in spite of his untimely demise.

Instead of focusing on the pop star and his music, Barbara chose to focus on his adorable kids, his conscientious efforts to provide a good home, protect the children from prying eyes of the media, and be a good father (in spite of the storms raging on outside of the family compound).

In that segment, Ms. Walters closed with one stinging criticism from Michael (which appeared to come straight from the grave).

"I didn't like being called wacko-Jacko!"

The well-thought-out top ten list also included a talk show host notorious for being outspoken and expressing unpopular views.

A governor's wife was also applauded for the way she handled her husband's indiscretions.

And, the intriguing list would not have been complete without an actor in tow.

Yawn!

Finally, the big moment arrived.



The most fascinating person, in the final analysis, appeared to have been catapulted into her  heady status by virtue of her muscular eye-catching arms alone!

Any ideas?

Yessir!

The prestigious title was bestowed on the 1st Lady, Michelle Obama - who, by Walters' accounts - was shaping up to be so much more than the sum of her toned body parts.

When asked to describe the past year of her life, the Mrs. Obama  was quick on the uptake, in a refreshing on-camera moment which was not unlike a breath of fresh air.

"It's been a whirlwind. I visited eight countries, planted a garden, got a dog, and now getting ready for the first Christmas in the White House."

But, there had been humanitarian accommplishments, too.

"We began to lay a foundation for the health of kid in this countrys. One in three children, you know, are obese.  African-American children suffer most from this problem, with hispanic children right behind."

Now, Barbara wanted to talk about the famous Michelle Obama  arms.

Could they?

"Certainly."

"Do you feel pressured about keeping them up," Barbara amusingly quizzed in so many words.

Michelle prefaced this part of the conversation by noting that - In spite of her hectic schedule - her personal routine hadn't changed much.

The busy homemaker  started to work out and get in tip-top shape after Maria was born, in fact.

"It was a bit of revenge because Barack always found time to stay in shape and go to the gym. I was resentful of that."

One day, it all fell into place, she explained to Barbara just like that.

"At four o'clock, I would get up to feed the baby. So, I thought, I may as well go to the gym."

Instinctively, Michelle also knew that if she wasn't there at the house, her hubby would get up and feed the baby in her absence.

"The arms took a lot of determination," she asserted, in a last-ditch effort to square away the details.
By the way, Mrs. Obama looked stunning!

A coral-colored gown - which draped off one shoulder with a understated (but elegant) fashion flourish - suited her pretty looks.

A swept up "do" - somewhat reminiscent of the Victorian era - highlighted and drew attention to her  distinctive facial features - in particular -a prominent  forehead, high cheekbones, and strong (determined) jaw.

Kudos!

The 1st lady noted - when asked  - that her downfall tended to be inherent in  the realms of poor food-based habits and low-brow TV programs.

Heaven, to Michelle, is an hour of quiet time - with the dog in her lap - reflecting on life (and day-to-day matters).

In spite of the fact Michelle has resided in the White House for almost a year, the happily-married mom still marvels at the sumptuous White House environs.

Bascially, she feels blessed, when the limo purrs up the front drive of the beautiful home, and the staff greet her with two heartfelt words:

"Welcome home."

At times, just betcha, Michelle pinches herself  to fathom if it's all a surreal dream.

In sum, the President's wife was charming, eloquent, and projected a classy image.

Ah, a 1st lady all American should be proud of, right?






Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The View...Blagojevich wearing a rug?


When embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich appeared on a gab fest (The View) yesterday - to plead his case on the heels of a call for his impeachment - one of the ball*y dames jockeying for the limelight couldn't resist mussing up the politician's lustrous locks.

Contrary to what most viewers thought, though, Joy Behar was not hot-to-trot.

On the contrary!

Spies report that after she ran her fingers through Blagojevich's "do", she made a flippant quip behind his back.

"It's not a rug!"

Blagojevich is riding high in a swirl of controversy since his arrest last month on Federal corruption charges which allege that the colorful public figure tried to sell Obama's former Senate seat to the highest bidder.

In spite of the seriousness of impeachment hearings currently underway, the Governor chose not to appear before the Senate to defend his actions in a legal proceeding he has essentially labelled a "Kangaroo Court."

Notwithstanding, Blagojevich appears to have seen the writing on the wall, though.

When asked about his future in the wake of the scandal, he was inclined to wax politically.

"Well, I think it's not very promising right now."

Do 'ya think?

David Brin once said:

"It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible."


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The View...hell hath no fury!


After a brouhaha erupted over the air waves last night - on the heels of a nasty cat-fight which busted out on the View earlier in the day when writer Ann Coulter made an appearance on the incestuous gab fest - I was reminded of an old truism.

Hell hath no fury like 5 women scorned, eh?




Saturday, January 3, 2009

New York Times...Arts & Leisure Weekend! January 8th-11th...




The New York Times hosts its 9th Annual Celebration of the Arts LIVE at the TimesCenter commencing January 8th - 11th.

The stimulating week-end event features scintillating interviews and open dialogues with New York Times journalists and a handful of high-profile talent and thinkers from the arenas of art, film, theater, dance, music, television, literature, media and politics.

Here are a few highlights of the thought-provoking discussions slated for the exciting event.

Thursday January 8, 20096:00 PM – 7:15 PM

Never Settle

Guests:
Glenn Close, , Rose Byrn, Tate Donovan, Todd a Kessler, Glen Kessler, and Daniel Zelman.

One of the Emmy-winning stars, a handful of actors, and the creators-writers-producers of the FX series “Damages" - the legal thriller set in New York - talk about driven characters and high-stakes battles.
Interviewer Bill Carter.

Friday January 9, 20096:00 PM – 7:15 PM

PILOBOLUS DANCE THEATRE

The dancers & artistic directors of the innovative dance troupe reveal a behind-the-screen look at their newest collaboration - “Darkness and Light" - and discuss steps the company has taken to become a pioneering 21st -century American arts organization.
Interviewer Robin Pogrebin.


Saturday January 10, 20092:00 PM – 3:15 PM

TAVIS SMILEY

A Voice for Change

The broadcaster, author, advocate, philanthropist and host of the award-winning PBS late-night talk show gives his perspective on the news and issues that are shaping American life today. Interviewer Matt Bai.


Saturday January 10, 20096:00 PM – 7:15 PM

VAMPIRE WEEKEND

The smart indie pop group comprised of four former Columbia students discuss how they got together, the success of their debut album, and where they’re headed now.
Interviewer Ben Sisario.

Sunday January 11, 200912:00 PM – 1:15 PM

Obama's 1st 100 Days

Guests:
Peter Baker, Sheryl Gay Stolberg, and Jeff Zeleny

The team of Times reporters assigned to cover the new Barack Obama administration discuss what to expect in the President-Elect’s critical early months in office.
Interviewer Richard L. Berke.

Sunday January 11, 20092:00 PM – 3:15 PM

Jazzy Numbers

Guests:
Gal Costa & Cassandra Wilson

The subject is Tropicalismo and home-grown American jazz: two Grammy-winning vocalists, one Brazilian and one New Yorker by way of Mississippi, listen to recordings that have meant the most to them and riff on what matters in music. Interviewed by Ben Ratliff.

Info: http://www.artsandleisureweekend.com/





Sunday, November 16, 2008

Michael Phelps...Barbara WaWa has sights set on interview with swim champion!



In the next couple of weeks, Barbara Walters will tackle an interview with America's hunky sweetheart, Michael Phelps.

In the event Ms. Walters is inclined to pose the question - "If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?" - I expect the Olympic Champion's response to be forthcoming.

A towering Oak, perhaps?

Undoubtedly, the gold-medal winner's sex life will be fair game, too.

After all, when Ricky Martin appeared on a special one year - which coincided with widespread rumors about his sexuality - Ms. Walters had no qualms quizzing the heart-throb about a question foremost on inquiring minds everywhere.

Are you gay, Ricky?

The Latin Lothario's reluctance to respond - caught off guard was he? - spoke volumes to most Americans!

Yup, he's a fag!

Unless Michael can rustle up a girlfriend between now and the broadcast date, I expect Walters will grill the sexy stud on the hotseat, too.

Of course, Ms. Walters will have tender moments when she focuses on Michael's tough and troubled childhood.

Being raised by a single mother, with limited funds and resources, is always the kind of background fodder that tugs on the heart strings, no matter who the subject.


A couple of questions are ripe for her scalpel.

Were you a happy kid?

What was it with that Fu Manchu moustache, anyway?

Be straight with me, Michael. How did you break that arm, really?

In spite of the fact the insightful Walters will probe where no other woman has gone before - and saunter into naughty territory where she has no business venturing along the wet-and-slippery way - she'll end the lobotomy with a sweet smile and a cute little quip.

I've got one.

You've been such a sport, Michael!

 
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